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2013-02-08 11:46:09 PM  
Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!
 
2013-02-09 12:01:20 AM  
Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.
 
2013-02-09 12:12:38 AM  
I miss the days when teachers were only slutty sloppy drunks with other teachers.
 
2013-02-09 12:19:22 AM  
I was born too soon

/*heavy sigh*
//the alternative is I just wasn't molestably attractive to my teachers
///ok... having considered some of MY teachers, I was born too soon
 
2013-02-09 12:28:19 AM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 12:31:24 AM  

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.


It's not so bad if you shrink it.

dumbimages.net
 
FNG [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-02-09 12:57:30 AM  
I would have inappropriate relations with her.

I only had one moderately hot teacher all through high school and college. She was banging a football player. People didn't care in the 80's, and they were right to mind their own business.
 
2013-02-09 01:19:13 AM  
Was the student female?
 
2013-02-09 01:19:37 AM  
They went out of their way to not mention the student's gender. Girl on girl action?
 
2013-02-09 01:35:43 AM  
I still had the feeling that Subby was farking with us before I clicked on the link.

/Would hit it.
 
2013-02-09 01:55:35 AM  
 
2013-02-09 02:16:23 AM  
Although the article does not say explicitly, it seems between the lines that the alleged victim was female. Note the careful juxtaposition of the volleyball team reference.

I wouldn't, but if I'm right neither would she
 
2013-02-09 02:22:02 AM  
Nope, another source says it was a boy.
 
2013-02-09 02:47:46 AM  

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...


Actually, she looks like somebody already hit her. Left side of her face looks a little puffy to me.
 
2013-02-09 02:49:57 AM  

cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]


Her Facebook page isn't locked down yet, for anyone who wants to see more photos.
 
2013-02-09 02:50:02 AM  
FTFA: Investigators later determined that Kay allegedly touched the victim in a sexually inappropriate manner on the Spartanburg Freshman Academy campus.

She screwed up. She should have touched him an a sexually appropriate manner.
 
2013-02-09 02:51:46 AM  
FTFA: The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook.

Did Benson and Stabler get this case?
 
2013-02-09 02:54:01 AM  
Not so hot. So I offer up a hot joke.

"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"Why? Are you on fire?"
 
2013-02-09 02:55:34 AM  
Nope. She's almost as hot as the girl next door's mother.
/she's a super step up from a "Sun Link" though!
 
2013-02-09 02:56:06 AM  
The solution to this issue is so obvious that everyone is overlooking it:

Only hire REALLY hot teachers so the kids won't be tempted to rat them out and lose that action.

It's these mousy-looking low self-esteem cows that make the kids feel embarrassed and told on!
 
2013-02-09 02:58:58 AM  
Bet the student was female.  That's why the hammer came down so swiftly.
 
2013-02-09 03:00:44 AM  
In my day, we were smart enough and decent enough to keep our mouths shut when something awesome was happening that might get someone else in trouble.
 
2013-02-09 03:01:52 AM  

Cuchulane: Was the student female?


I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.
 
2013-02-09 03:02:41 AM  
Mr. Pallo may have been an ugly, limping, 60 year old polio surviving dude back in 1983, but he was also one hell of an algebra teacher.

Where's it end with these nitwits?
 
2013-02-09 03:07:18 AM  

SquiggsIN: Cuchulane: Was the student female?

I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.


FTA : The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook. Kay was the student's science teacher. She also previously coached the girls' junior varsity volleyball team

Same difference anyway... but there you go.
 
2013-02-09 03:07:53 AM  

Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!


true, but she really had to get something off her chest
 
2013-02-09 03:10:23 AM  
Who cares what gender the kid was. 14? Really? String her up.
 
2013-02-09 03:19:55 AM  
Dude he's 14 :-[
There are some genuinely strange baby photos on her Facebook page, and a few cute ones of her. But it's sad to think what she's done to her husband and child. That kid's going to grow up knowing what her mom did. Sucks.
 
2013-02-09 03:24:13 AM  
'hottie'

and just a headshot.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

one would think such things would not be forgotten so swiftly...
 
2013-02-09 03:31:31 AM  
She can grope my rope anytime.
 
2013-02-09 03:32:51 AM  
Between the touchings and the shootings in America I could make a fortune selling giant bulletproof hamsterballs for schoolchildren to be locked inside each day before school.
 
2013-02-09 03:34:49 AM  
She looks like Deborah Morgan on prednisone
 
2013-02-09 03:45:01 AM  
Niiiiice
 
2013-02-09 03:45:16 AM  

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...


My wife has always accused me of being into women who look like trolls, but... my god, this is my perfect physical specimen.
 
2013-02-09 03:57:19 AM  

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...


s9.postimage.org
 
2013-02-09 03:58:37 AM  

cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]


knees too sharp ... etc.
 
2013-02-09 04:05:48 AM  

cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]


That's what he said.
 
2013-02-09 04:11:40 AM  

fusillade762: cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]

Her Facebook page isn't locked down yet, for anyone who wants to see more photos.


I bet that's not the guy in her pictures kid
 
2013-02-09 04:39:09 AM  
Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!


in weaver95 world, it's not what you're guilty of, it's what you can get away with that matters.  welcome to post-personal repsonsibility america.
 
2013-02-09 04:45:16 AM  
I am going to sue my school district because I was never touched by any of my teachers. What better sex-ed than this. As a science experiment she could stick her insane volleyball fingers in my dirt button to see if I spray goof-juice quicker.
 
2013-02-09 04:50:23 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-09 05:03:41 AM  

I sound fat: kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

My wife has always accused me of being into women who look like trolls, but... my god, this is my perfect physical specimen.


Your wife insulting her own self in this manner amuses me greatly.
 
2013-02-09 05:16:56 AM  
Weaver95:
ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!

Without her confession, and assuming no one got the touching incident on video, she could have beat the charge.
 
2013-02-09 05:22:38 AM  
why do so many kids want to have babies these days
 
2013-02-09 06:09:32 AM  
Meh. If she doesn't get a felony she'll probably be able to make more money on the outside anyway.  Pretty much all it takes  now days is a college degree in anything.  Knew a guy who got a maintenance engineer's job and his degree was in Animal Husbandry.  Yeah, it's a fact.
 
2013-02-09 06:35:38 AM  

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.


(removes glasses, squints)  Not bad, this way..
 
2013-02-09 06:43:23 AM  
FTFA: Spartanburg County Special Victims Unit

I'm going to wait for Dick Wolf's version of this story.
 
2013-02-09 06:43:24 AM  
For all of you considering yourselves to be in the "born to late crowd", teacher/student sex happened when we were in high school as well. I graduated in 1984 (yeah, get the hell of my lawn) and in my sophomore year, 1982, there was a teacher caught banging a student. Of course it was the fun biology teacher and it was a male teacher banging a female student. No police, but he was fired and his wife left him.

  The biggest difference today is that the teachers are female. I really can't recall ever hearing a news story back then of a female teacher getting caught, it was always a male teacher and young female student. My wife is a teacher and she has been hit on by her students. The kids are aware of what's going on and they are bold in trying to promote something happening. My wide has one simple rule, never alone with a student, never for any reason. There must always be another student or teacher around. It's really a sad way to have to live your professional life.

 But, no different I suppose than being a male today. I never put myself in a position where I an alone with an under aged person. The risk of accusation is to great, the price of a false allegation is too high.

But what I truly don't get is why the hell do teachers keep doing this? Don't they read the news? Do they think that they are the one who won't get caught? Why are females attracted to young boys? I mean it isn't like your average female can't find someone to have sex with at a moments notice. Hell, the sex can't even be that good. I remember being that young and I couldn't imagine an older woman wanting to have sex with an inexperienced teenager. If they really need a shagging that badly, I am positive that they can find many willing volunteers at the next FARK party.

/get of my lawn
//loves being married to a teacher
///yes, she's hot. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
//// strange being married to a teacher, every email I send her is always returned to me with red circles, comments and a grade.
 
2013-02-09 07:04:29 AM  
would do
 
2013-02-09 07:17:54 AM  
Subby does it again.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-09 07:26:19 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I was born too soon

/*heavy sigh*
//the alternative is I just wasn't molestably attractive to my teachers
///ok... having considered some of MY teachers, I was born too soon


Feels your pain:

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-09 07:33:43 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: She screwed up. She should have touched him an a sexually appropriate manner.


At first I was like
mugshots.goupstate.com

But then
dumbimages.net
I LOL'd
 
2013-02-09 07:38:21 AM  
Daily mail like hotness detected. That's a plain looking female. In the late 80's at my school, we had a Tom Selleck look-a-like dean qho everyone thought may have been boning a cheerleader or two. A few years ago at a festival I ran into one of said former cheerleaders and asked her about it. She said not only did she have sex with him, but that almost all of the cheerleaders had sex with him. She aalso said that on Spring break trip to Florida, she and several other cheerleaders gangbanged him all week. She is a vice principal now, and said it was just a different time back then, and all the girls loved him and still talk to him. He was always smiling. Lucky bastard.
 
2013-02-09 07:46:30 AM  

TaxiDriver: Weaver95:
ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!

Without her confession, and assuming no one got the touching incident on video, she could have beat the charge.


See what water boarding and shock torture can do.
 
2013-02-09 07:50:12 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Daily mail like hotness detected. That's a plain looking female. In the late 80's at my school, we had a Tom Selleck look-a-like dean qho everyone thought may have been boning a cheerleader or two. A few years ago at a festival I ran into one of said former cheerleaders and asked her about it. She said not only did she have sex with him, but that almost all of the cheerleaders had sex with him. She aalso said that on Spring break trip to Florida, she and several other cheerleaders gangbanged him all week. She is a vice principal now, and said it was just a different time back then, and all the girls loved him and still talk to him. He was always smiling. Lucky bastard.


Reminds me of a Rock Hudson movie from 1970 that I saw once.. Rock played the high school councilor who was screwing every female student, and was giving advice to the only male virgin.

(Acting!)
 
2013-02-09 07:54:51 AM  
Anybody else read the words "Special Victims Unit" only to get the Law & Order:SVU theme stuck in their head?
 
2013-02-09 07:54:58 AM  
Given the size of her head, and its roundness, at best she might be a pleasing plumper, if the weight is distributed in the right places... but definite land whale potential lurks.
 
2013-02-09 07:57:45 AM  

OBBN: For all of you considering yourselves to be in the "born to late crowd", teacher/student sex happened when we were in high school as well.



This.

The homecoming queen back in ~'88 was banging the drivers ed teacher at my high school. The drivers ed teacher was married to the math teacher at the time. Just after Ms. homecoming queen graduated, the drivers ed teacher and the math teacher divorced. 4 years later the drivers ed teacher married ms. homecoming queen, who then got a job as a biology teacher at the same school. Talk about your awkward work situation.

The whole school knew during and after. Not a fark was given.

Funny enough the unbalanced "what is discipline worthy" issues existed back then too. (Cross thread hijack) I was hauled out of class by security for having a pager, cigarettes, and $325 in my jacket during a locker search. Interrogated by the dean for 3 hours and accused of being a drug dealer. Suspended 1 week without any sign of drugs or drug related dealings ever being presented. (Wasn't a dealer...)


So back in the early ~'90 student-teacher love triangles were OK...pagers and cash were suspendable offenses. Oh how times have changed.
 
2013-02-09 08:31:39 AM  
I find the epidemic of underage students wrongly accusing their hot teachers of misconduct most alarming.  History will show this trend to be similar to the Salem Witch Trials...
 
2013-02-09 08:39:17 AM  

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...


You wouldnt be able to anyway, so I guess you're right.
 
2013-02-09 08:47:34 AM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!


in weaver95 world, it's not what you're guilty of, it's what you can get away with that matters.  welcome to post-personal repsonsibility america.



Amen brother! Fark that fifth amendment. We don't need it or that high falutin' sixth amendment either. I say we both make a pass to gather up all our like minded bretheren and take this country back.
/And the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers.
 
2013-02-09 08:47:59 AM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present!  ye gods people!  don't be f*cking stupid!


in weaver95 world, it's not what you're guilty of, it's what you can get away with that matters.  welcome to post-personal repsonsibility america.


Talking to the police without your lawyer is lunacy. I guess in your mind everyone should just go to the local police station and confess to everything they have ever done. You know, be all responsible and stuff.
 
2013-02-09 08:55:02 AM  

WTFDYW: cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]

knees too sharp ... etc.




blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2013-02-09 08:56:42 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Meh. If she doesn't get a felony she'll probably be able to make more money on the outside anyway.  Pretty much all it takes  now days is a college degree in anything.  Knew a guy who got a maintenance engineer's job and his degree was in Animal Husbandry.  Yeah, it's a fact.


I knew a guy with some sort of theology degree that ran an F-16 fighter squadron.
 
2013-02-09 08:59:47 AM  

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.


Yeah, I can't tell from the pixels...

Seriously, there was no better pic available that the journalist decided to explode a thumbnail? And his editor approved it?
 
2013-02-09 09:17:18 AM  
There are quite a few pics on her Facebook page, but I bet Facebook's mysterious copy write rules would prevent them from publishing one of them. I felt more than a little stalker-ish looking through her page and was totally creeped out by the weird pics of her baby.

Then there's the pic of her husband. That guy's going to have a tough go of it. It won't take long for his wife to become a pariah and his anonymity is shot. He'll probably get loads of sympathy, though, but that'll start to wear thin in a few weeks.

Anyway, despite the weird baby pics (which may not be weird, because I don't see a lot of baby pics) she presents as a pretty "normal" person with a "normal" life with friends, in-laws, a job, etc., I wonder how they are going to cope with all this. Sorry to be  downer, but I feel really sorry for everyone involved in this.
 
2013-02-09 09:17:42 AM  

FNG: I would have inappropriate relations with her.

I only had one moderately hot teacher all through high school and college. She was banging a football player. People didn't care in the 80's, and they were right to mind their own business.


Exactly, When the 40 year-old male teacher is banging the 15 year-old JV cheerleader, people should mind their on business.
 
2013-02-09 09:19:42 AM  
Well I like that she is in Spartanburg...kind of makes me want to go

SPARTACUS on her....I really think someone needs to photoshop that guy from the TV series....so we could post it and it would say something like, Going SPARTACUS on dat ass...

apologies
 
2013-02-09 09:33:30 AM  
They actually give her street address in that article. That crap should be illegal. Especially since she's just accused and nothing has been proven yet.
 
2013-02-09 09:54:41 AM  
Seriously, is there a reason prisons still use cameras that horrible? Normal size that picture is probably the size of a postage stamp.
 
2013-02-09 09:55:34 AM  

TomD9938: SquiggsIN: Cuchulane: Was the student female?

I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.

FTA : The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook. Kay was the student's science teacher. She also previously coached the girls' junior varsity volleyball team

Same difference anyway... but there you go.


That's plural possessive. As in she coached girls, not the girl.
 
2013-02-09 10:19:44 AM  
Well, we know the kid likes boys. When she noticed his bulge in his pants and touched it- "No teacher, that hard on wasn't for you."

/just trollin'
 
2013-02-09 10:20:37 AM  
Special Victims Unit feels proud that they've prevented a 14 year old boy from getting laid

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-09 10:35:20 AM  
i758.photobucket.com
oblig
 
2013-02-09 11:00:38 AM  
Since when does pedophilia get a cool tag?

Also you straight guys have a loose definition of hittable.  She looks ugly to me.
 
2013-02-09 11:03:02 AM  

buttery_shame_cave: 'hottie'

and just a headshot.

one would think such things would not be forgotten so swiftly...


My thoughts exactly: She probably has a larger-than-desirable buttocks
 
2013-02-09 11:09:04 AM  
Meh. She probably has cankles.
 
2013-02-09 11:36:17 AM  

Alphax: Ooba Tooba: Daily mail like hotness detected. That's a plain looking female. In the late 80's at my school, we had a Tom Selleck look-a-like dean qho everyone thought may have been boning a cheerleader or two. A few years ago at a festival I ran into one of said former cheerleaders and asked her about it. She said not only did she have sex with him, but that almost all of the cheerleaders had sex with him. She aalso said that on Spring break trip to Florida, she and several other cheerleaders gangbanged him all week. She is a vice principal now, and said it was just a different time back then, and all the girls loved him and still talk to him. He was always smiling. Lucky bastard.

Reminds me of a Rock Hudson movie from 1970 that I saw once.. Rock played the high school councilor who was screwing every female student, and was giving advice to the only male virgin.

(Acting!)


"Pretty Maids all in a Row"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067610/
 
2013-02-09 11:38:37 AM  
Maybe she didn't do it. FTFA:


"Investigators later determined that Kay allegedly touched the victim in a sexually inappropriate manner on the Spartanburg Freshman Academy campus.

Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing."

She may have admitted to the Facebook thing (fraternizing), but no where does it say she admitted to the touching. Up here in Canada our teachers have strict rules about being friends with students on Facebook. Many use pseudonyms to avoid being found by students. I hunch this is what she admitted to, leading to the more serious charges being green lit by prosecutors. .

My favourite sentence is this: "Investigators later determined that Kay allegedly touched the victim in a sexually inappropriate manner on the Spartanburg Freshman Academy campus." What the fark does this mean? They determined she allegedly/may have done something? How can you determine someone might have done something? In other words, nothing's been proven, and the vague article doesn't tell us much.

/White Knight much?
//I guess so.
 
2013-02-09 12:22:46 PM  

cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]


That was her cunning plan. "That penis looks cold. Warm it up in here. Giggity."
 
2013-02-09 12:33:18 PM  
Her ass, it is giant.
 
2013-02-09 12:51:55 PM  

TheBlackFlag: In my day, we were smart enough and decent enough to keep our mouths shut when something awesome was happening that might get someone else in trouble.


THIS!  The real tragedy in the march toward 'see something, say something' society is no one knows when to STFU anymore.
 
2013-02-09 01:13:41 PM  

rattchett: TomD9938: SquiggsIN: Cuchulane: Was the student female?

I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.

FTA : The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook. Kay was the student's science teacher. She also previously coached the girls' junior varsity volleyball team

Same difference anyway... but there you go.

That's plural possessive. As in she coached girls, not the girl.


Corrected, I stand.
 
2013-02-09 02:14:44 PM  
Good.  Another person too dumb to teach is out of the profession.

/kids always talk about it
//never put it in writing
 
2013-02-09 02:15:54 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Not so hot. So I offer up a hot joke.

"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"Why? Are you on fire?"


A classic
 
2013-02-09 03:17:12 PM  
Just another freaked-out mommy who can't stand the thought of her innocent little man having sex...consensually, with an attractive woman who happens to be roughly the same age as herself. So she's happy to ruin that chick's life. No, that's not weird at all. It's just the sickest part of this whole thing.
 
2013-02-09 06:09:56 PM  
she must be really dolled up in that pic because in her mugshot she looks a little frumed

sparklecitymugshots.com
http://sparklecitymugshots.com/mug/courtney-kay
 
2013-02-10 03:17:40 AM  

Jackman5150: Alphax: Ooba Tooba: Daily mail like hotness detected. That's a plain looking female. In the late 80's at my school, we had a Tom Selleck look-a-like dean qho everyone thought may have been boning a cheerleader or two. A few years ago at a festival I ran into one of said former cheerleaders and asked her about it. She said not only did she have sex with him, but that almost all of the cheerleaders had sex with him. She aalso said that on Spring break trip to Florida, she and several other cheerleaders gangbanged him all week. She is a vice principal now, and said it was just a different time back then, and all the girls loved him and still talk to him. He was always smiling. Lucky bastard.

Reminds me of a Rock Hudson movie from 1970 that I saw once.. Rock played the high school councilor who was screwing every female student, and was giving advice to the only male virgin.

(Acting!)

"Pretty Maids all in a Row"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067610/


Yeah, that's probably it.. though I didn't remember the parts with murder.
 
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