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Weaver95		2013-02-08 11:46:09 PM

Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present! ye gods people! don't be f*cking stupid!

Chariset		2013-02-09 12:01:20 AM

Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

Generation_D		2013-02-09 12:12:38 AM

I miss the days when teachers were only slutty sloppy drunks with other teachers.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-02-09 12:19:22 AM

I was born too soon

/*heavy sigh*
//the alternative is I just wasn't molestably attractive to my teachers
///ok... having considered some of MY teachers, I was born too soon

Mentat		2013-02-09 12:28:19 AM

cmunic8r99		2013-02-09 12:31:24 AM

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

dumbimages.net

FNG		2013-02-09 12:57:30 AM

I would have inappropriate relations with her.

I only had one moderately hot teacher all through high school and college. She was banging a football player. People didn't care in the 80's, and they were right to mind their own business.

Cuchulane		2013-02-09 01:19:13 AM

Was the student female?

LIGAFF		2013-02-09 01:19:37 AM

They went out of their way to not mention the student's gender. Girl on girl action?

The_Sponge		2013-02-09 01:35:43 AM

I still had the feeling that Subby was farking with us before I clicked on the link.

/Would hit it.

kaylward		2013-02-09 01:55:35 AM

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

4tehsnowflakes		2013-02-09 02:16:23 AM

Although the article does not say explicitly, it seems between the lines that the alleged victim was female. Note the careful juxtaposition of the volleyball team reference.

I wouldn't, but if I'm right neither would she

4tehsnowflakes		2013-02-09 02:22:02 AM

Nope, another source says it was a boy.

Fark Me To Tears		2013-02-09 02:47:46 AM

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

Actually, she looks like somebody already hit her. Left side of her face looks a little puffy to me.

fusillade762		2013-02-09 02:49:57 AM

cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]

Her Facebook page isn't locked down yet, for anyone who wants to see more photos.

Fark Me To Tears		2013-02-09 02:50:02 AM

FTFA: Investigators later determined that Kay allegedly touched the victim in a sexually inappropriate manner on the Spartanburg Freshman Academy campus.

She screwed up. She should have touched him an a sexually appropriate manner.

Fark Me To Tears		2013-02-09 02:51:46 AM

FTFA: The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook.

Did Benson and Stabler get this case?

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-02-09 02:54:01 AM

Not so hot. So I offer up a hot joke.

"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"Why? Are you on fire?"

MagSeven		2013-02-09 02:55:34 AM

Nope. She's almost as hot as the girl next door's mother.
/she's a super step up from a "Sun Link" though!

SpdrJay		2013-02-09 02:56:06 AM

The solution to this issue is so obvious that everyone is overlooking it:

Only hire REALLY hot teachers so the kids won't be tempted to rat them out and lose that action.

It's these mousy-looking low self-esteem cows that make the kids feel embarrassed and told on!

skantea		2013-02-09 02:58:58 AM

Bet the student was female. That's why the hammer came down so swiftly.

TheBlackFlag		2013-02-09 03:00:44 AM

In my day, we were smart enough and decent enough to keep our mouths shut when something awesome was happening that might get someone else in trouble.

SquiggsIN		2013-02-09 03:01:52 AM

Cuchulane: Was the student female?

I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.

TomD9938		2013-02-09 03:02:41 AM

Mr. Pallo may have been an ugly, limping, 60 year old polio surviving dude back in 1983, but he was also one hell of an algebra teacher.

Where's it end with these nitwits?

TomD9938		2013-02-09 03:07:18 AM

SquiggsIN: Cuchulane: Was the student female?

I too noticed the ambiguous pronoun game going on in the article.

FTA : The Special Victims Unit investigated a parent's complaint that Kay inappropriately communicated with her 14-year-old child through Facebook. Kay was the student's science teacher. She also previously coached the girls' junior varsity volleyball team

Same difference anyway... but there you go.

powhound		2013-02-09 03:07:53 AM

Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present! ye gods people! don't be f*cking stupid!

true, but she really had to get something off her chest

missmez		2013-02-09 03:10:23 AM

Who cares what gender the kid was. 14? Really? String her up.

FreakyBunny		2013-02-09 03:19:55 AM

Dude he's 14 :-[
There are some genuinely strange baby photos on her Facebook page, and a few cute ones of her. But it's sad to think what she's done to her husband and child. That kid's going to grow up knowing what her mom did. Sucks.

buttery_shame_cave		2013-02-09 03:24:13 AM

'hottie'

and just a headshot.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

one would think such things would not be forgotten so swiftly...

Matthew Keene		2013-02-09 03:31:31 AM

She can grope my rope anytime.

Gordon Bennett		2013-02-09 03:32:51 AM

Between the touchings and the shootings in America I could make a fortune selling giant bulletproof hamsterballs for schoolchildren to be locked inside each day before school.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2013-02-09 03:34:49 AM

She looks like Deborah Morgan on prednisone

Oldiron_79		2013-02-09 03:45:01 AM

Niiiiice

I sound fat		2013-02-09 03:45:16 AM

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

My wife has always accused me of being into women who look like trolls, but... my god, this is my perfect physical specimen.

nmemkha		2013-02-09 03:57:19 AM

kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

s9.postimage.org

WTFDYW		2013-02-09 03:58:37 AM

HotWingAgenda		2013-02-09 04:05:48 AM

drjekel_mrhyde		2013-02-09 04:11:40 AM

fusillade762: cmunic8r99: Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

It's not so bad if you shrink it.

[dumbimages.net image 95x73]

Her Facebook page isn't locked down yet, for anyone who wants to see more photos.

I bet that's not the guy in her pictures kid

Bomb Head Mohammed		2013-02-09 04:39:09 AM

Weaver95: Kay was questioned Friday by investigators for several hours. She confessed to most of the victim's allegations, according to the statement. She was booked into the Spartanburg County Detention Center around 9:45 p.m. to await a bond hearing.

ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present! ye gods people! don't be f*cking stupid!

in weaver95 world, it's not what you're guilty of, it's what you can get away with that matters. welcome to post-personal repsonsibility america.

KopiLuwaked		2013-02-09 04:45:16 AM

I am going to sue my school district because I was never touched by any of my teachers. What better sex-ed than this. As a science experiment she could stick her insane volleyball fingers in my dirt button to see if I spray goof-juice quicker.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-09 04:50:23 AM

KrispyKritter		2013-02-09 05:03:41 AM

I sound fat: kaylward: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240]

http://mugshots.goupstate.com/mug-shot/courtney-lee-clark-kay/

Not so hittable...

My wife has always accused me of being into women who look like trolls, but... my god, this is my perfect physical specimen.

Your wife insulting her own self in this manner amuses me greatly.

TaxiDriver		2013-02-09 05:16:56 AM

Weaver95:
ok, once more for the cheap seats - DO NOT talk to the cops without a lawyer present! ye gods people! don't be f*cking stupid!

Without her confession, and assuming no one got the touching incident on video, she could have beat the charge.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-09 05:22:38 AM

why do so many kids want to have babies these days

Bigdogdaddy		2013-02-09 06:09:32 AM

Meh. If she doesn't get a felony she'll probably be able to make more money on the outside anyway. Pretty much all it takes now days is a college degree in anything. Knew a guy who got a maintenance engineer's job and his degree was in Animal Husbandry. Yeah, it's a fact.

Alphax		2013-02-09 06:35:38 AM

Chariset: Hmm... covered in .jpg artifacts.

She must be related to the Sea Hag from the earlier story.

(removes glasses, squints) Not bad, this way..

Omnivorous		2013-02-09 06:43:23 AM

FTFA: Spartanburg County Special Victims Unit

I'm going to wait for Dick Wolf's version of this story.

OBBN		2013-02-09 06:43:24 AM

For all of you considering yourselves to be in the "born to late crowd", teacher/student sex happened when we were in high school as well. I graduated in 1984 (yeah, get the hell of my lawn) and in my sophomore year, 1982, there was a teacher caught banging a student. Of course it was the fun biology teacher and it was a male teacher banging a female student. No police, but he was fired and his wife left him.

The biggest difference today is that the teachers are female. I really can't recall ever hearing a news story back then of a female teacher getting caught, it was always a male teacher and young female student. My wife is a teacher and she has been hit on by her students. The kids are aware of what's going on and they are bold in trying to promote something happening. My wide has one simple rule, never alone with a student, never for any reason. There must always be another student or teacher around. It's really a sad way to have to live your professional life.

But, no different I suppose than being a male today. I never put myself in a position where I an alone with an under aged person. The risk of accusation is to great, the price of a false allegation is too high.

But what I truly don't get is why the hell do teachers keep doing this? Don't they read the news? Do they think that they are the one who won't get caught? Why are females attracted to young boys? I mean it isn't like your average female can't find someone to have sex with at a moments notice. Hell, the sex can't even be that good. I remember being that young and I couldn't imagine an older woman wanting to have sex with an inexperienced teenager. If they really need a shagging that badly, I am positive that they can find many willing volunteers at the next FARK party.

/get of my lawn
//loves being married to a teacher
///yes, she's hot. To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
//// strange being married to a teacher, every email I send her is always returned to me with red circles, comments and a grade.