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(Fark)   Fark xmas wishlists. See into Mike, Jeff, and Drew's souls   ( divider line
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3919 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2001 at 1:07 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-26 01:09:35 PM  
I'll take "Anal Bum Covers" for $1000 please Alex.
2001-11-26 01:09:37 PM  
You are now officially no better than camgirls.
2001-11-26 01:13:17 PM  
Drew, I don't think Neverwinter Nights is going to be out in time for Christmas.
2001-11-26 01:14:17 PM  
I thought Drew's would say "Beer,Beer,& Beer".
I know of someone who needs to go to some Transformer Anonymous meetings.
2001-11-26 01:14:23 PM  
And I can't believe Cat's Cradle costs $10 for a paperback.
2001-11-26 01:14:55 PM  
Damn Drew, 80 things? I'll just send you some coal, thanks.
2001-11-26 01:15:37 PM  
Sorry girls, no nips, no presents. That's how it works.
2001-11-26 01:17:54 PM  
2001-11-26 01:17:54 PM  
Don't get the Blade Runner (Director's Cut), it sucks. The only difference is that the voice overs are removed and they have 1 new scene (if memory serves).
2001-11-26 01:18:08 PM  
Hey Drew, can we email our X-Mas lists to you to post too?
2001-11-26 01:18:20 PM  
Mike promises to have sex with anyone who buys him a gift

If it was me, i'd be happy with just the sex.
2001-11-26 01:18:36 PM  
Jesus H Christ Drew, can somebody say Transformer fetish?
2001-11-26 01:18:57 PM  
I want an official Red Ryder Carbon Action 200 shot range model air rifle!
2001-11-26 01:20:24 PM  
Drew- I recommend that you remove "Unbreakable" from you list. Perhaps one of the worst movies ever made. Slaughter House 5 is awesome. So it goes. I also recommend "Still Life with Woodpecker".
2001-11-26 01:20:24 PM  

What happened to the Alpaca farm? Don't they sell those on Amazon?

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2001-11-26 01:20:24 PM  
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2001-11-26 01:22:00 PM  
oh for chrissakes, did I actually see the Muppet Movie on there?

2001-11-26 01:24:48 PM  
Hey Phxtony!!

"You'll shot your eye out. You'll shot your eye out!!!"
2001-11-26 01:25:30 PM  
Christmas is not about gifts...

Sigh, I want the usual suspects DVD too.
2001-11-26 01:25:46 PM  
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2001-11-26 01:26:45 PM  
where's phil's wishlist, huh? :P
2001-11-26 01:28:41 PM  
So Jeff only reads sci-fi books and has nothing in his kitchen.

Chicks must be lined up for blocks.
2001-11-26 01:28:49 PM  
Oofda: Check the sound clip I linked above.
2001-11-26 01:29:06 PM  
Dances with wolves?????? Why?
2001-11-26 01:29:51 PM  
I missed the "swedish" pump...Amazon all sold out?

2001-11-26 01:30:21 PM  
Drew: You have to be really into Tolkein to get thru the Simarillion. I did just after reading LOTR for the first time, and it was slow going. Mostly background on the mythology of and ancient history of Middle Earth. Lots of family trees. Ugh.
2001-11-26 01:31:39 PM  
Kerouac - hey at least Jeff's gifts are affordable, is there anything on mike's list under $40?
2001-11-26 01:32:04 PM  
Phxtony: rofl, I love that flick

2001-11-26 01:32:59 PM  
Never hurts to try...
2001-11-26 01:34:00 PM  
Drew gets what everone else is getting. Fruitcake.
2001-11-26 01:34:31 PM  
Dances with Wolves? you wanker
2001-11-26 01:35:29 PM  
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Best I can give for presents is rum.
2001-11-26 01:35:40 PM  
All I want to know is what Cyberpunk is going to get for Jeff.
2001-11-26 01:37:12 PM  
Mike We would prolly send you something if you put something affordable on the list. d00d - I'm not spending over $50 on my MOM.
2001-11-26 01:37:24 PM
2001-11-26 01:37:53 PM  

$10 bucks says it's a hello kitty dildo.
2001-11-26 01:38:40 PM  
looks like it's goodwill's finest for you 3, I saw some kick ass assorted convenience store smocks

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2001-11-26 01:43:55 PM  
My rule is a little different that that of Fb-. I'll by the admins gifts if they insist, but not if they don't have cams. Mike's the only one who's got a shot for receiving anything from me, at this point.
2001-11-26 01:43:59 PM  
Drew, instead of that expensive corkscrew, you should get a Corkpops.
Check out

Fast, and incredibly easy.
2001-11-26 01:46:36 PM  
Rabbito LMFAO again!

Jeeze, you guys are funny today.
2001-11-26 01:46:44 PM  
My oh my, boys; is there a DVD fetish? That's quite a list.
2001-11-26 01:46:47 PM  
You know, I still remember when I was young, back in the stone age. I remember what papa always told me.

"If you can't say something nice, shut the fark up."

If only there were more people who instilled that into their kids nowadays. Damn youngins and their total lack of respect.
2001-11-26 01:46:57 PM  
OH, and it's only $15 or so... alot cheaper.
2001-11-26 01:48:38 PM  
Phxtony - Thanks. Didn't see that. Besides, I had to say it myself. I love that movie!
2001-11-26 01:48:48 PM  
drew = transformer freak
2001-11-26 01:51:54 PM  
Zohatf - and corkpops make a really interesting weapon.
2001-11-26 01:53:06 PM  
Zoharf sorry
2001-11-26 01:53:15 PM  
Fb- try this NSFW
2001-11-26 01:53:18 PM  
You know, it would... that thing is sharp... and CO2 in the blood doesn't fare well.
2001-11-26 01:53:25 PM  
I should have taped Phantom Menace last night on Fox and sent it.
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