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(KIRO TV)   Protip - When sending a note for help with your K-9 companion, Lassie-style, it helps if the note says WHO and WHERE you are (HERO tag is for the dog, who brought help anyway)   (kirotv.com) divider line 67
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2013-02-08 08:38:44 PM
Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.
 
2013-02-08 08:49:24 PM
I don't think a week goes by that at least once when I check my vmail, there'll be a messgase that goes something like "This is {usually indecipherable name) at (generic store name) my terminal will not work" *click*

/uh... I'd like to help, but....
 
2013-02-08 09:17:47 PM
help.admin.mtu.edu
 
2013-02-08 09:28:20 PM
What's that girl?

Timmy is stuck down the well?

Fark Timmy!

He's always falling into wells and shiat.
 
2013-02-08 09:30:02 PM
this is why I own a pet midget; they're loyal and they know english
 
2013-02-08 09:33:27 PM
Well, it worked.

I'm not sure I can chide someone who is unable to walk or ask for help and potentially in a lot of pain for not including more info.
 
2013-02-08 09:33:31 PM

doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.


Sadly it depends on the dog, mine is all lovable, but in an emergency? Oh I'm farked, he'd just sit there and look at me until I died, waiting for me to get up and feed him.

/my dog is dumber than yours.
 
2013-02-08 09:40:40 PM
Red Lobster will report to dog fort that the mission is a success.
 
2013-02-08 09:41:05 PM
Dog: Runs off to get help for you.
Cat: Hangs around and waits for the buffet once you've died.
 
2013-02-08 09:41:36 PM
Good thing this guy didn't have a cat.
 
2013-02-08 09:43:07 PM
 
2013-02-08 09:54:17 PM

strangeluck: doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.

Sadly it depends on the dog, mine is all lovable, but in an emergency? Oh I'm farked, he'd just sit there and look at me until I died, waiting for me to get up and feed him.

/my dog is dumber than yours.


my dog will try to make friends with whomever comes in to kill me. hell, she might even assist and help the guy find me.
 
2013-02-08 09:55:20 PM
I don't see a proper SELECT or INSERT either.

/Little Bobby Tables is stuck down the well.
 
2013-02-08 09:55:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't think a week goes by that at least once when I check my vmail, there'll be a messgase that goes something like "This is {usually indecipherable name) at (generic store name) my terminal will not work" *click*

/uh... I'd like to help, but....


I often get "My other email address won't work! Help me!"  No name, no account number, the other email address isn't mentioned at all. I have no way to help other than to reply asking for more information. Same goes for those who leave voicemails. "Call me back!"  No name, no phone number. Just because I'm an ISP doesn't mean I'm goddamned magical.
 
2013-02-08 09:58:36 PM
Released him out... back into the wilderness in the middle of winter. Who apparently needs medicine, and is homeless at the same time. This certainly will end well.
Fark this country.
 
2013-02-08 09:59:07 PM
Or eat you.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 10:02:11 PM
Something something steak.
 
2013-02-08 10:02:52 PM

jaytkay: doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind. Cats...

...scoff at dogs and their feckless "loyalty".

Observe:

CNN - Mon January 7, 2013 - ...The cat had a cell phone, drills, assorted batteries and two saws taped to its body when it was spotted by guards on December 31 as it was about to enter the prison in Arapiraca, according to a statement released Saturday by Alagoas state prisons...


It seems the dog in the story successfully accomplished his mission. The cat in your story got caught.
 
2013-02-08 10:03:31 PM
Got my first dog three years ago...she's an awesome 20 lb spaniel. Prior to that, had cats always. One lived to about 24, a tortoiseshell. kept to herself mostly, but did hunt stuff occasionally. Saw a mockingbird harass her one day by repeated dive-bombing her. My cat did not move the first three times. On the fourth, she jumped up and stuffed that bird right into the ground. Luckily I was there to separate the warring parties. Bird lived. I saw this cat jump onto the back of a much larger dog that invaded her garage. I felt bad for the dog.

That cat's companion was a longhair tabby that couldn't catch shiat besides lizards. She'd remove their heads and swirl 'em around in the water bowl. Cats are good at entertaining themselves.

Had another cat, a Persian tortie, who absolutely knew not the killing instinct. Nice short legs so she couldn't jump up on furniture taller than a couch and knock everything down. She caught a young cicada once...it couldn't fly more than a foot or two at a time. Cat would catch it in her mouth, take a few steps, then let it go. Repeat for two hours. The bug lived. When I moved from that apartment, I found some old boots in a closet that opened into the attic. The door was a piece of cloth. Anyway, one boot contained a bunch of mouse poop and the other a bunch of cat food. That little farker had been sneaking around at night, stealing shiat, for months. My cat apparently did not know or care. She probably helped. Cool cat.
 
2013-02-08 10:03:38 PM

wingedkat: Well, it worked.

I'm not sure I can chide someone who is unable to walk or ask for help and potentially in a lot of pain for not including more info.


wikiscient.files.wordpress.com

- Gary Larson, The Far Side
 
2013-02-08 10:08:40 PM

wingedkat: Well, it worked.

I'm not sure I can chide someone who is unable to walk or ask for help and potentially in a lot of pain for not including more info.


I guess he didn't have space to write,

"IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

/Was expecting "dog led searchers back to him," but apparently not.
 
2013-02-08 10:10:04 PM

wingedkat: I'm not sure I can chide someone who is unable to walk or ask for help and potentially in a lot of pain for not including more info.


Hey, this is Fark - stop being all reasonable and ... stuff.

/ but, yeah.
 
2013-02-08 10:10:44 PM
Police heard a homeless man with a dog hung out in the area, and eventually found him in an elaborate camp in the woods.

That's pretty much my dream home - an "elaborate camp in the woods".

I presume "elaborate" means it has running water and electricity and also has internet access.
 
2013-02-08 10:13:16 PM

Pichu0102: Released him out... back into the wilderness in the middle of winter. Who apparently needs medicine, and is homeless at the same time. This certainly will end well.
Fark this country.


He might have been released to social services.  Story ends too soon.
 
2013-02-08 10:15:26 PM

doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.


Dog owners are people will low confidence that needs an animal to validate them constantly.
 
2013-02-08 10:16:32 PM
Good dog.
 
2013-02-08 10:17:03 PM

iheartscotch: What's that girl?

Timmy is stuck down the well?

Fark Timmy!

He's always falling into wells and shiat.


Puts on pedant glasses: "In fact, TImmy NEVER fell down a well. Lassie did, however in a season 17 two part episode."
 
2013-02-08 10:21:34 PM
The one and only time my dog ran off - before we really cranked down on her training - she ran into the woods following a baby moose.  There are acres and acres of woods and she wouldn't come when we called her.  We knew she was aggressive to other dogs so we didn't want to chance her eventually wandering into someone else's yard.  We called and whistled and wandered for naught.  Then I got the idea to scream for help.  Guess who came running as fast as she could? She practically collapsed at my feet she was running so fast and was very confused that everything seemed fine.

I don't know that she could lead people to me, but she'll be there if I need her and from what I've seen she's almost as indestructible as she thinks she is.  A worthy ally for any zombie apocalypse team.
 
2013-02-08 10:26:50 PM
Dog saves bum. Call me when he saves a neurosurgeon.
 
2013-02-08 10:31:34 PM
"The man was treated and released"

I hope the dog drove him home.
 
2013-02-08 10:42:56 PM
1) The dog didn't lead them back.

2) The guy's homeless.  Give him a break.  If he had a sound mind and a propensity for clear thought, he wouldn't be homeless.
 
2013-02-08 10:45:36 PM

Happy Hours: Police heard a homeless man with a dog hung out in the area, and eventually found him in an elaborate camp in the woods.

That's pretty much my dream home - an "elaborate camp in the woods".

I presume "elaborate" means it has running water and electricity and also has internet access.


"Glamping" - glamorous camping...

urban-review.com


What they probably meant by "elaborate camp:"

media.mlive.com
 
2013-02-08 10:58:48 PM
Years ago Mrs.Kritter was in the back yard with our Chow-Chow when the Mrs.' foot became lodged when the ground gave way. Evidently a shrubbery was once there and the fill-in job somehow went wrong. our Chow stayed with her Mum and when the Mrs was unable to get her foot free the dog grabbed the back bottom of that pant leg and had at it until me wife was dislodged. Steak you bet.

R.I.P. 12/29/2012 words can't describe our grief
 
2013-02-08 11:01:22 PM

spawn73: doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.

Dog owners are people will low confidence that needs an animal to validate them constantly.


So, people who own both dogs and cats are...?
 
2013-02-08 11:02:37 PM

spawn73: doglover: Dogs are like Marines. They never leave a man behind.

Cats are more like Al Qaeda. They'll kill as soon as they think they can get away with it.

Dog owners are people will low confidence that needs an animal to validate them constantly.


Cat-like typing detected
 
2013-02-08 11:21:55 PM

strangeluck: Sadly it depends on the dog, mine is all lovable, but in an emergency? Oh I'm farked, he'd just sit there and look at me until I died, waiting for me to get up and feed him.

/my dog is dumber than yours.


My dog is also retarded, but he did help save my ass when I had a seizure recently. You really can't judge your own stupid pooch until it hits the fan. I never thought mine would be of any help, but he was.

For whatever reason, even the dumbest dog will figure out what needs to be done in an emergency. As for the other 99.9% of the time? Yeah, good luck with that.
 
2013-02-08 11:34:52 PM

spawn73: Dog owners are people will low confidence that needs an animal to validate them constantly.


Where the fark is this coming from? People like dogs. Get used to it. We don't have pets to be validated; dogs are just fun to have around.
 
2013-02-08 11:37:26 PM
Doctor: I've got a job for you. Now you've always wanted to be a bloodhound.
K9: Negative, master.
Doctor: Yes, you have. Yes, you have!
K9: Negative.
Doctor: Sh! Now here's your chance. Find Romana, hm?
 
2013-02-08 11:52:08 PM
You know how lucky you are to have a pen and paper when you fall down a well?
 
2013-02-08 11:56:51 PM
My dog is pretty awesome.  It chases the neighborhood free range house cats out of my fenced yard.
 
2013-02-09 12:24:32 AM
If only he lived in a country where he could get medical attention regardless of ability to pay.
 
2013-02-09 12:31:13 AM

SuperT: If only he lived in a country where he could get medical attention regardless of ability to pay.


The Nation of Big Rock Candy Mountain?
 
2013-02-09 12:31:52 AM
Or Hobo Valhalla?
 
2013-02-09 12:34:13 AM

Fano: SuperT: If only he lived in a country where he could get medical attention regardless of ability to pay.

The Nation of Big Rock Candy Mountain?


is that what canada is called now? or just the rest of the first world?
 
2013-02-09 12:37:58 AM

SuperT: Fano: SuperT: If only he lived in a country where he could get medical attention regardless of ability to pay.

The Nation of Big Rock Candy Mountain?

is that what canada is called now? or just the rest of the first world?


Oh I'm sorry, I was all confused about what America ERs do.
 
2013-02-09 12:39:48 AM

SuperT: If only he lived in a country where he could get medical attention regardless of ability to pay.


Fano: The Nation of Big Rock Candy Mountain?


Fano: Or Hobo Valhalla?


Or every first-world country on Earth?

/ Except for one notable failure called the USA
 
2013-02-09 12:46:12 AM
FTA:The man was treated and released from an Olympia hospital.

/thank Jove the Canadians were there to help this man
 
2013-02-09 12:58:47 AM

jaytkay: Or every first-world country on Earth?

/ Except for one notable failure called the USA


The US isn't a first world country.

pbfcomics.com
 
2013-02-09 01:16:53 AM

It's Me Bender: The US isn't a first world country.


I know, but the natives get upset when it's mentioned.
 
2013-02-09 01:21:28 AM
imgc.allpostersimages.com
It's Me Bender:The US isn't a first world country.

memeorama.com

/seemed appropriate somehow
 
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