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(Sun Sentinel)   Officials want to build a 75-mile path through the Everglades so that joggers and cyclists can have easy access to the wildlife without having to use their cars. What could go wrong?   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Everglades, Florida Department of Transportation, accessibilities, Everglades National Park, ring roads, black bears, tailpipes, Collier County  
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2013-02-08 08:32:56 PM  
15 votes:
images.pictureshunt.com

Fans of this proposal are lining up.
gja
2013-02-08 09:26:38 PM  
4 votes:
www.doncaprio.com

People eat chicken wings, I eat people wings.

Pass the dipping sauce please!
2013-02-08 08:43:59 PM  
4 votes:
This path would make a big, ideal basking spot for gators, water moccasins, pythons, etc.  They may even dig under it to incubate their eggs.  Their populations will rise.  Populations of bikers and joggers will decrease.

Nope, don't see any problems.
2013-02-08 09:56:55 PM  
3 votes:

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Fans of this proposal are lining up.



imageshack.us
2013-02-08 09:07:25 PM  
3 votes:
OH HAI

www.bhphotovideo.com

i can haz jogger?
2013-02-08 08:53:25 PM  
3 votes:
Repaired Headline: Officials want to build a 75-mile path through the Everglades so that alligators and other wildlife will have convenient access to joggers and cyclists who are not in their cars.
2013-02-08 08:53:05 PM  
3 votes:
Next headline:

Bottles of free water laced with Rohypnol at the halfway mark of Tamiami Trail cause tragedy for some, full bellies for others.
2013-02-08 08:40:48 PM  
3 votes:
a57.foxnews.com
BRING IT.
2013-02-08 08:37:05 PM  
3 votes:
Officials want to build a 75-mile path through the Everglades so that joggers and cyclists wildlife can have easy access to the wildlife joggers and cyclists without having to use chew through their cars. What could go wrong?

FTFY

/those evil crocks ate my little dog while we were jogging through the Everglades in 3...2...1...
2013-02-08 08:35:15 PM  
3 votes:
It'll be like an alligator all-you-can-eat buffet
2013-02-08 11:50:55 PM  
2 votes:
Nothing subby. We already have Shark Valley.

www.hellomiami.com

You guys are pussies. Fark needs to lose the Florida tag.
2013-02-08 08:58:25 PM  
2 votes:
gi172.photobucket.com
2013-02-08 08:51:09 PM  
2 votes:
Palmetto Bug Parkway
2013-02-08 08:48:15 PM  
2 votes:
So... has anyone mentioned the hungry alligators in the Everglades yet?
2013-02-08 08:47:59 PM  
2 votes:
Grampa could hunt anaconda from his hoverround.  He would love that.  Oh wait, it doesn't go 75 miles on a charge?  OOOPS
2013-02-08 08:44:16 PM  
2 votes:
I just want to stand on the trail, waiting for a bicyclist to come near so I can push them into a group of alligators.

/I wanna do bad things with you.
2013-02-08 08:41:40 PM  
2 votes:
i1126.photobucket.com

"This is the Everglades. Carnivores hunt in the Everglades. Do you want to set up a hiking trail or a buffet?"
2013-02-08 08:35:18 PM  
2 votes:
Abandon All Hope Trail

--have fun!--
2013-02-09 08:59:35 AM  
1 vote:
The path, which would be 12 to 14 feet wide, would be available to cyclists, bird watchers, pedestrians, people in wheelchairs - but no motor vehicles. Also available to alligators, Burmese pythons, and maybe even a Florida panther.
2013-02-09 01:39:09 AM  
1 vote:
You go ahead. I'll follow in the car, with the windows up and the A/C on.
2013-02-08 11:40:56 PM  
1 vote:
...and I know just the guy to lead the first group

www.trbimg.com
2013-02-08 11:02:49 PM  
1 vote:
Oh sure, why don't we pave the whole farking Everglades.  We talk wildlife but do little to help them.  We've overrun the  Earth and still insist that Nature conform to our needs.  We pollute everything we touch and continue to do it. farking fracking and all that.  It will come to bite us in the ass, if not us than our children.
2013-02-08 10:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
wolvesonceroamed.files.wordpress.com

And don't forget these little wonders.
2013-02-08 09:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
How long would it take a 20 foot gator to be conditioned to attack anything in spandex, jogging or cycling?  Set up webcams with color commentary, "...and the gator has just latched on to slim jim and the twins so I don't think contestant number 7 is going anywhere other than down Mr. Toothy's throat."
2013-02-08 09:29:43 PM  
1 vote:
Gators are just something we Floridians (FloriDuh-uns)live with. Play a round of golf, guess what? There's a gator swimming across the lake. Maybe sunning itself on the bank. I'm not one of those "hold my beer, watch this!" idiots, but it's a damned alligator. It's like being scared to go in the ocean because OMG A shark is gonna eat me!!! How many of you are scared of toasters or airplanes?
2013-02-08 09:16:43 PM  
1 vote:
Mmmm... delicious SnoBirds.
2013-02-08 09:10:19 PM  
1 vote:
Cyclists = Meals On Wheels.
2013-02-08 08:55:23 PM  
1 vote:
I miss Florida. As I sit in North Jersey, chained to my well paying job (well actually my wife's job...I'd ditch mine in a heartbeat), snow falling...I long for a simpler life full od sunshine, beer, and water.
2013-02-08 08:52:35 PM  
1 vote:
Story to the left, farkers who have never been to the glades to the right.
2013-02-08 08:50:47 PM  
1 vote:
Ahh..... a python pathhh, perffecthhh
2013-02-08 08:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
When the boy scouts do those full-distance hikes, I hope somebody will teach them to put an open lasso around the perimiter of their sleeping bags!
2013-02-08 08:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
So....destroying wildlife to see it.

AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS!?
 
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