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(The Smoking Gun)   No Fair... apparently TSG has already photoshopped this weeks's mugshot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 98
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2013-02-08 08:27:09 PM  
That is a damn fine round up.

Galifianakis is too obvious. I will go with this:

i.cdn.turner.com
splashpage.mtv.com

Hello sweetie.
 
2013-02-08 08:52:56 PM  
At what point did that tat seem like a good idea?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-08 08:53:58 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
kloipy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 08:58:49 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
pics4.royalgirls.com
 
2013-02-08 09:10:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks like the meth has just started to take it's toll.


/wont be long now
 
2013-02-08 09:12:38 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-08 09:14:18 PM  

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x608]

Looks like the meth has just started to take it's toll.


/wont be long now


duckface in a mugshot. Skillz
 
2013-02-08 09:14:42 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Y'all done made him lose his mind, up in here...


/up in here
 
2013-02-08 09:15:42 PM  

Jackie Onanist: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 309x163]


holy crap, it's River Song
 
2013-02-08 09:15:43 PM  

basemetal: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x608]

Looks like the meth has just started to take it's toll.


/wont be long now


Only a few steps away from:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 09:15:50 PM  
Damn good round up. I'll just post this and come back later to read the comments.
 
2013-02-08 09:17:15 PM  
I would have slept better tonight having not visited that link
 
2013-02-08 09:20:11 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-08 09:20:20 PM  
narwhaler.com
 
2013-02-08 09:25:23 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-08 09:26:18 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: That is a damn fine round up.

Galifianakis is too obvious. I will go with this:




Hello sweetie.


I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who instantly thought River Song.

And she did grow up a black girl before her final incarnation, seems legit.
 
2013-02-08 09:27:05 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-08 09:28:51 PM  
Pick one
Hot girl:
i.cdn.turner.com

Or massive hooters:

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-08 09:29:00 PM  
Daddy!

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-08 09:31:46 PM  
No Fair... apparently TSG thinks this is next Monday, or Tuesday or something.
 
2013-02-08 09:32:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At what point did that tat seem like a good idea?


Peyton Manning?
 
2013-02-08 09:32:23 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


img.spokeo.com

Mayhem
 
2013-02-08 09:34:13 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-08 09:35:26 PM  
  Arrested for improper display of a license plate.
i.cdn.turner.com
Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.
 
2013-02-08 09:38:31 PM  
Guess what I got between muh knees.


i.cdn.turner.com

NIPPLES!

i.cdn.turner.com

Anybody seed the damn honkey who stoled muh Warriors T-shirt?
 
2013-02-08 09:41:29 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hold still, Winger.


Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??
 
2013-02-08 09:42:35 PM  

anotar: Arrested for improper display of a license plate.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x530]
Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.


I'm sure we've seen him before on TSG
 
2013-02-08 09:48:22 PM  
They found the MAD TRAPPER!

i.cdn.turner.com

www.cbc.ca
 
2013-02-08 09:50:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 09:51:51 PM  
Sorry, bro. Did I get some on ya?

i646.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 09:58:17 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

He about to get served whole pu-pu platter!
 
2013-02-08 10:00:07 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Arrested for public intoxication.
You'd think The Machine would have helped him home.
 
2013-02-08 10:01:48 PM  
The cutie has that look that women get when thoughts of revenge are running through their mind.
 
2013-02-08 10:02:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 10:04:28 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-08 10:05:00 PM  
And one from the roundup last week that didn't happen

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 10:05:53 PM  
The only time I was ever pulled over it was because I didn't have my front license plate on my car. I was sitting on the dashboard. A piece of tire had come off a semi and ripped it off about a week previous. The cop didn't get me a ticket, but I was quick to put the plate back on after that. Scary that I could have been arrested.
 
2013-02-08 10:06:36 PM  
And one from the roundup two weeks ago that didn't happen

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 10:08:16 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-02-08 10:14:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 10:16:57 PM  
Long time lurker, came here for this, almost left disappointed when I figured, eh, what the hell...

i174.photobucket.com
Sorry if photobucket is shiat, been out the game for awhile...
 
2013-02-08 10:17:10 PM  

anotar:   Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.


It could have been that he had stolen someone else's plates and put them on his vehicle. It happens all the time for people trying to dodge registration, or if they are going to commit a crime and try and disguise their getaway.
 
2013-02-08 10:22:08 PM  

Evil-Imposter: Y'all done made him lose his mind, up in here...


/up in here


Good. Not alone. I immediately started singing, "X gonna give it to ya..."
 
2013-02-08 10:27:09 PM  

anotar: Arrested for improper display of a license plate.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x530]
Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.


I'm guessing it was one of those Tea Party "Freeman" license plates
 
2013-02-08 10:27:55 PM  

anotar: Arrested for improper display of a license plate.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x530]
Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.


I have a feeling there was a little more to the story than "improper display of a license plate".

This is why I am always polite to cops when they pull me over. They don't always let me go without writing a ticket, but they've never arrested me either.

/10 months without a ticket
//7 years without a ticket I didn't get thrown out of court
 
2013-02-08 10:28:22 PM  
fusillade762:
Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??


Maybe he was displaying a license plate that he stole from someone else's car?
 
2013-02-08 10:28:42 PM  
Weeeeeee............

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 10:34:33 PM  

pheed: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x608]

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 768x576]


Ohhh, nice spot, pheed.
 
2013-02-08 10:34:35 PM  

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x528]

Arrested for public intoxication.
You'd think The Machine would have helped him home.


He was in town filming Hangover III
 
2013-02-08 10:37:55 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At what point did that tat seem like a good idea?
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x876]


I was gonna go with.. when did R. Lee Ermey get that stupid tattoo?
 
2013-02-08 10:41:20 PM  

TheGreatNinjaBirdman: Long time lurker, came here for this, almost left disappointed when I figured, eh, what the hell...


Sorry if photobucket is shiat, been out the game for awhile...


+1
 
2013-02-08 10:44:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
Joe Dirt, the later years.
 
2013-02-08 10:52:21 PM  
worldsofweird.com

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-08 10:57:49 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.plantescompany.com
 
2013-02-08 11:00:41 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 11:10:26 PM  

fusillade762: Hold still, Winger.


Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??


Has to be a warrant, priors, or more that happened.

I was pulled over for months-overdue plate tags. It's $75, and not considered a moving violation.
 
2013-02-08 11:12:18 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

lennoxlewis.com

i.cdn.turner.com

Just thought I'd help out...
 
2013-02-08 11:13:58 PM  
One more... Guess I'm bored tonight.
i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 11:27:56 PM  

cgraves67: The only time I was ever pulled over it was because I didn't have my front license plate on my car. I was sitting on the dashboard. A piece of tire had come off a semi and ripped it off about a week previous. The cop didn't get me a ticket, but I was quick to put the plate back on after that. Scary that I could have been arrested.


I think you were pulled over for driving a vehicle while in an unsafe position.
 
2013-02-08 11:37:08 PM  

JerkStore: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x876]

[cache.ohinternet.com image 389x419]


i loled.
 
2013-02-08 11:48:58 PM  

Ready-set: fusillade762: Hold still, Winger.

Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??

Has to be a warrant, priors, or more that happened.

I was pulled over for months-overdue plate tags. It's $75, and not considered a moving violation.


I got one of those a couple weeks ago. It was $152. Though the cop was using an old citation book which hadn't been updated to designate it as a "fixit" so in the end it only cost me $25 (plus the cost of DEQ and the new reg, of course).
 
2013-02-08 11:59:53 PM  

TheGreatNinjaBirdman: One more... Guess I'm bored tonight.
[i174.photobucket.com image 600x750]


img560.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-09 12:07:47 AM  
isleofran.com
 
2013-02-09 12:15:55 AM  

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: Arrested for public intoxication.
You'd think The Machine would have helped him home.


Looks like Joaquin Phoenix is feeling pretty good these days.
 
2013-02-09 12:27:08 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com www.biography.com
 
2013-02-09 12:27:38 AM  
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imageca che/750x970/documents/13_122.jpg" width=500 height=608>

Didn't she play the part of a nurse in the Twilight Zone?  The one where the gauze was unwrapped from the beautiful girl's face and she screamed at her reflection in the mirror?
 
2013-02-09 12:37:23 AM  
minnkat:

i.imgur.com

=

www.x-entertainment.com

Thanks a lot by the way for drawing a memory of that shiatty movie out of my subconscious.
 
2013-02-09 12:42:47 AM  

Dmala: fusillade762:
Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??

Maybe he was displaying a license plate that he stole from someone else's car?


Then he would have been arrested for having a stolen plate.  "Improper display" is having it propped in the back window or obscured by something.

BTW, just for kicks, do a GIS for improper display of plate.  It brings up pages of mugshots.
 
2013-02-09 12:43:08 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

AMATEUR!
www.genzel.ca
 
2013-02-09 12:46:25 AM  
FTA: Arrested for improper "display of a license plate. "

Is that what the kids are calling it now?
 
2013-02-09 12:48:39 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Related???

cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2013-02-09 12:57:24 AM  
Uh oh, better call Saul!
 
2013-02-09 12:59:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-09 01:38:32 AM  
i.cdn.turner.comi.imgur.com

/What the hell are you?
 
2013-02-09 01:46:37 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com


msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-02-09 01:52:17 AM  
i247.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 01:52:54 AM  
i247.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 01:53:41 AM  
i247.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 01:57:02 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Kent Brockman: [to the TV camera] Here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin, fresh from her latest stay at the Betty Ford Clinic.
Kent Brockman: [to Lurleen] What you been up to Lurleen?
Lurleen Lumpkin: I spent last night in the ditch.
Kent Brockman: [to the TV camera] How about that, folks?
 
2013-02-09 02:03:51 AM  

Ready-set: fusillade762: Hold still, Winger.


Arrested for improper display of a license plate.

They can arrest you for that??

Has to be a warrant, priors, or more that happened.

I was pulled over for months-overdue plate tags. It's $75, and not considered a moving violation.


I guess it depends on where you are. I was pulled over for overdue tags. I didn't get a ticket, but they took the plates with them so I had to leave the car and get it towed home later. I don't remember what it cost to get the plates back with current tags.
 
2013-02-09 02:19:31 AM  

anotar: Arrested for improper display of a license plate.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x530]
Was it glued to his hair? Seems like a rather silly reason to arrest someone. Give them a warning, sure but WTF.


Well, they don't say where exactly it was displayed. It might have been displayed on his penis.
 
2013-02-09 02:33:59 AM  

TheGreatNinjaBirdman: Long time lurker, came here for this, almost left disappointed when I figured, eh, what the hell...


Sorry if photobucket is shiat, been out the game for awhile...


'k, that's a favouriting.

shiat, I larfed.
 
2013-02-09 02:50:29 AM  
images.zap2it.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-09 03:14:05 AM  
www.comicbookreligion.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-09 03:49:40 AM  
That last one I did was shiat cause I got called out to play a game of pool and kinda rushed it... not saying this one is much better as it's 3:45 am and I'm kinda tuned up, but I figured I had to thank the motherfarker that gifted me a month of totalfark! Ya'll Farkers are the shiat! THANK YOU!!!

i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 03:54:33 AM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-02-09 05:24:16 AM  
he should be the spokesperson for Mao's Fried Chicken on 46th Street


i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-02-09 07:30:04 AM  
The last one looks like Janice from the Muppets band to me.
 
2013-02-09 09:36:16 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hey officer, can you not find some gloves that fit?
 
2013-02-09 09:38:07 AM  
i.cdn.turner.comi878.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-09 10:30:51 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I guess the Hall & Oates reunion tour is off.
 
2013-02-09 10:43:23 AM  

jekfark: Pick one
Hot girl:
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Or massive hooters:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 400x500]


Hoots over beauts bro.
Cause see, that girl isn't getting any prettier. And them jugs are probably only gettin bigger.
 
2013-02-09 11:39:59 AM  
Good job by everyone.
 
2013-02-09 12:39:08 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
i.ytimg.com

/Smacked in the puss
 
2013-02-09 12:40:53 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation! He can't make that kind of decision! He's just a grunt!
 
2013-02-09 01:56:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-09 06:02:53 PM  

Evil-Imposter: Y'all done made him lose his mind, up in here...


/up in here


Looks like Teal'c's head jewellery has melted...
 
2013-02-11 01:41:10 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com  i.cdn.turner.com
 
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