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(Uproxx)   In anticipation of The Walking Dead's Sunday night return, here are some awesome before and after pictures of some Walkers... holy shiat, is that Hines Ward?   (uproxx.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-09 01:14:25 PM  
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Call me crazy, but all the zombies from that show simply look like battered-up, rotting alive people... They don't look like re-animated dead things.
2013-02-09 12:50:51 PM  
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TiiiMMMaHHH: My wife ruined zombies in general for me.  She did it in one question:

"People release their bowels and whatnot when they die.  How come the walkers aren't carrying their last meals in their pants?  Wouldn't you be able to smell them coming?"

Expecting realism in the zombie genre is foolish, I know.  But isn't that the point of zombies?  They're supposed to represent a formidable, frightening obstacle to survival.  Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.  This show is too hollywood for me.  If they don't get back to, and introduce more detail to, the origin of the 'disease' and make it a more threatening scenario, than they've just mistreated the genre like basically everyone before them.

/still waiting on the intelligent zombie leader to emerge.. that'd be sweet..  Maybe it'll be Shane?


1. They do smell them sometimes, but I assume that only the fresh ones really stink. The ones that have been shambling around for a while probably air out reasonably.

2. I don't think we've seen a pants-less zombie on the show yet. Their pants could very well be full of shiat. It also probably ran down their legs and onto the ground as they wander about.

3. I can't believe I put this much thought into this.
2013-02-09 10:23:29 AM  
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My wife ruined zombies in general for me.  She did it in one question:

"People release their bowels and whatnot when they die.  How come the walkers aren't carrying their last meals in their pants?  Wouldn't you be able to smell them coming?"

Expecting realism in the zombie genre is foolish, I know.  But isn't that the point of zombies?  They're supposed to represent a formidable, frightening obstacle to survival.  Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.  This show is too hollywood for me.  If they don't get back to, and introduce more detail to, the origin of the 'disease' and make it a more threatening scenario, than they've just mistreated the genre like basically everyone before them.

/still waiting on the intelligent zombie leader to emerge.. that'd be sweet..  Maybe it'll be Shane?
2013-02-09 10:12:52 AM  
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NeoCortex42: born_yesterday: As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....

First time through Season 2?  If so, don't worry, it gets better.  Actually, marathoning it is probably the only way to watch that season.  At least the finale was more than worth the wait.


No, that's the worst part...I have seen it, but there's nothing better on.  So I'm watching poor T-Dog and his futile and pointless character arc.  Then there's deaf ol' Dale, who couldn't hear a zombie coming if it was close enough to bite him on the ass.  I do get to see Shane kill Otis again, though, and that was IMO an underrated high point of the 2nd season (unfortunately followed by much meandering).
2013-02-09 10:09:36 AM  
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born_yesterday: As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....


First time through Season 2?  If so, don't worry, it gets better.  Actually, marathoning it is probably the only way to watch that season.  At least the finale was more than worth the wait.
2013-02-09 04:26:15 AM  
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Ann Coulter's Diiick: We had Addy Miller in a film I directed a few years ago right before the Walking Dead started. I didn't think anything of it, definitely didnt think it'd become as big as it has. Said she was in the first episode. Sure enough watching it premiere night, she's the first one and possibly the single most memorable.

[i863.photobucket.com image 233x350][i863.photobucket.com image 400x550]

/Also got Adam Minarovich (Ed the asshole husband from the first few episodes) in the film.


This one?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800367/
2013-02-08 11:54:51 PM  
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I would penis the girl that killed Tdog
2013-02-08 11:24:39 PM  
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RatMaster999: fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.

They're all hittable.  At least in the before pics...


Why don't you have a seat over there?
2013-02-08 09:55:30 PM  
1 votes:
Uproxx's site design is beyond atrocious, both desktop and especially mobile.
 
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