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(Uproxx)   In anticipation of The Walking Dead's Sunday night return, here are some awesome before and after pictures of some Walkers... holy shiat, is that Hines Ward?   (uproxx.com) divider line 56
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2013-02-08 08:16:12 PM  
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And people say the helmets they have right now are fine.
 
2013-02-08 09:35:19 PM  
Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.
 
2013-02-08 09:42:43 PM  
I little tricky given that they went from normie-walker to walker-normie,

but then I am several pints in at my local.
 
2013-02-08 09:47:21 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


They're all hittable.  At least in the before pics...
 
2013-02-08 09:55:30 PM  
Uproxx's site design is beyond atrocious, both desktop and especially mobile.
 
2013-02-08 09:57:33 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


Apparently you haven't seen Fido...

/excellent movie
 
2013-02-08 09:57:34 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DA-Oz3MUAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQez6n48u0
 
2013-02-08 10:00:58 PM  
Scott Ian from Anthrax was one as well
 
2013-02-08 10:05:20 PM  
I just want to know what they did to Carl (in the comics).
 
2013-02-08 10:13:18 PM  
With hot zombie chicks you just need to remove their teeth and let them go to town on you.

What?
 
2013-02-08 10:15:39 PM  

AntonChigger: fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.

Apparently you haven't seen Fido...

/excellent movie


Just gotta make sure they get the collar on while they're still fresh.
 
2013-02-08 10:18:46 PM  
What is the deal with Hines Ward anyway?  Ever since he retired his agents have been sticking his big round face in any camera they can find.
 
2013-02-08 10:22:53 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


Already been done.  One of the great unknown zombie movies of all time.

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2013-02-08 10:24:43 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


Someone did

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2013-02-08 10:28:05 PM  

fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.


Check out "Dead Girl" (not THE Dead Girl)

It's not a great movie, but it's a take that I hadn't seen done before and it's kind of disturbing.  Again, not a well made or acted movie, but it's worth it for a change of pace from the typical zombie movie
 
2013-02-08 10:36:33 PM  

KatjaMouse: Someone did


Most disturbing part of that movie: Billy Connolly with short hair.
 
2013-02-08 10:44:22 PM  
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The before ticket looks zombie like
 
2013-02-08 10:59:18 PM  
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2013-02-08 11:24:39 PM  

RatMaster999: fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.

They're all hittable.  At least in the before pics...


Why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2013-02-08 11:41:55 PM  
Came for the Jimmy Smits before and after, leaving disappointed
 
2013-02-08 11:44:15 PM  
They're filming down the road from my house again.
 
2013-02-08 11:52:43 PM  

KatjaMouse: fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.

Someone did

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buntz: fusillade762: Some of those girl zombies are pretty hot. And you just know in the event of a real zombie apocalypse SOMEBODY is going to go there.

Check out "Dead Girl" (not THE Dead Girl)

It's not a great movie, but it's a take that I hadn't seen done before and it's kind of disturbing.  Again, not a well made or acted movie, but it's worth it for a change of pace from the typical zombie movie


I guess I should have known...
 
2013-02-08 11:54:51 PM  
I would penis the girl that killed Tdog
 
2013-02-09 02:04:25 AM  
Check out Johny Sunshine. Zombie porn snuff film
 
2013-02-09 02:19:09 AM  

mariner314: Check out Johny Sunshine. Zombie porn snuff film


So it's a film that depicts an actual murder of a zombie?

/Hate it when people misuse that term
 
2013-02-09 03:21:56 AM  
We had Addy Miller in a film I directed a few years ago right before the Walking Dead started. I didn't think anything of it, definitely didnt think it'd become as big as it has. Said she was in the first episode. Sure enough watching it premiere night, she's the first one and possibly the single most memorable.

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/Also got Adam Minarovich (Ed the asshole husband from the first few episodes) in the film.
 
2013-02-09 04:26:15 AM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: We had Addy Miller in a film I directed a few years ago right before the Walking Dead started. I didn't think anything of it, definitely didnt think it'd become as big as it has. Said she was in the first episode. Sure enough watching it premiere night, she's the first one and possibly the single most memorable.

[i863.photobucket.com image 233x350][i863.photobucket.com image 400x550]

/Also got Adam Minarovich (Ed the asshole husband from the first few episodes) in the film.


This one?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800367/
 
2013-02-09 04:30:46 AM  
B.L.Z. Bub:
This one?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800367/

Yessir. I directed the original film. The film was purchased and changed around a bit to add a broader appeal to it, mainly the 'prepper' community.
 
2013-02-09 04:40:37 AM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: B.L.Z. Bub:
This one?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800367/

Yessir. I directed the original film. The film was purchased and changed around a bit to add a broader appeal to it, mainly the 'prepper' community.


I take it then you are the only director not listed with the note "(wrap around segments)"?
 
2013-02-09 08:24:50 AM  

burber: Scott Ian from Anthrax was one as well


www.lahistorieta.com
 
2013-02-09 09:27:15 AM  

Mentat: [imageshack.us image 240x800]


the memes from this show are the best part.
 
2013-02-09 09:36:04 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Ann Coulter's Diiick: B.L.Z. Bub:
This one?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800367/

Yessir. I directed the original film. The film was purchased and changed around a bit to add a broader appeal to it, mainly the 'prepper' community.

I take it then you are the only director not listed with the note "(wrap around segments)"?


I know, right? it's got five million directors listed. Nah, not really.  Is this out on Netflix/Redbox yet?
 
2013-02-09 09:38:35 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: mariner314: Check out Johny Sunshine. Zombie porn snuff film

So it's a film that depicts an actual murder of a zombie?

/Hate it when people misuse that term


Continue to stalk farkers on imdb...
 
2013-02-09 09:43:54 AM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: We had Addy Miller in a film I directed a few years ago right before the Walking Dead started. I didn't think anything of it, definitely didnt think it'd become as big as it has. Said she was in the first episode. Sure enough watching it premiere night, she's the first one and possibly the single most memorable.

[i863.photobucket.com image 233x350][i863.photobucket.com image 400x550]

/Also got Adam Minarovich (Ed the asshole husband from the first few episodes) in the film.


That scene did set the tone for the series.
 
2013-02-09 09:50:31 AM  

mjones73: Ann Coulter's Diiick: We had Addy Miller in a film I directed a few years ago right before the Walking Dead started. I didn't think anything of it, definitely didnt think it'd become as big as it has. Said she was in the first episode. Sure enough watching it premiere night, she's the first one and possibly the single most memorable.

[i863.photobucket.com image 233x350][i863.photobucket.com image 400x550]

/Also got Adam Minarovich (Ed the asshole husband from the first few episodes) in the film.

That scene did set the tone for the series.


AMC execs should have never interfered.  Just let Darabont be great.  And now, after getting rid of Mazzara and finding out that his own hands were tied as well, they just should have let Mazzara be good as well.  What's the latest word on the Gimple dude and the direction he's hoping to take Walking Dead?
 
2013-02-09 09:54:52 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: AMC execs should have never interfered.  Just let Darabont be great.  And now, after getting rid of Mazzara and finding out that his own hands were tied as well, they just should have let Mazzara be good as well.  What's the latest word on the Gimple dude and the direction he's hoping to take Walking Dead?


I still can't believe how much the pace picked up.  The Farm storyline seemed to last at least twice as long as it should have, going by the material in the comic.  However, the Prison arc is flying by.  The comic had quite a bit of zombie-less drama in the prison before the Governor stuff even started up at all.  I know I shouldn't really compare the show to the comic for plotting, but it is still interesting to see how much it's sped up its narrative.

The real question now is whether the end of the prison arc in the show will have anywhere near the body count of the comic.  I'd be really surprised if it did.
 
2013-02-09 10:08:06 AM  

NeoCortex42: ExperianScaresCthulhu: AMC execs should have never interfered.  Just let Darabont be great.  And now, after getting rid of Mazzara and finding out that his own hands were tied as well, they just should have let Mazzara be good as well.  What's the latest word on the Gimple dude and the direction he's hoping to take Walking Dead?

I still can't believe how much the pace picked up.  The Farm storyline seemed to last at least twice as long as it should have, going by the material in the comic.  However, the Prison arc is flying by.  The comic had quite a bit of zombie-less drama in the prison before the Governor stuff even started up at all.  I know I shouldn't really compare the show to the comic for plotting, but it is still interesting to see how much it's sped up its narrative.

The real question now is whether the end of the prison arc in the show will have anywhere near the body count of the comic.  I'd be really surprised if it did.


As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....
 
2013-02-09 10:09:36 AM  

born_yesterday: As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....


First time through Season 2?  If so, don't worry, it gets better.  Actually, marathoning it is probably the only way to watch that season.  At least the finale was more than worth the wait.
 
2013-02-09 10:12:52 AM  

NeoCortex42: born_yesterday: As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....

First time through Season 2?  If so, don't worry, it gets better.  Actually, marathoning it is probably the only way to watch that season.  At least the finale was more than worth the wait.


No, that's the worst part...I have seen it, but there's nothing better on.  So I'm watching poor T-Dog and his futile and pointless character arc.  Then there's deaf ol' Dale, who couldn't hear a zombie coming if it was close enough to bite him on the ass.  I do get to see Shane kill Otis again, though, and that was IMO an underrated high point of the 2nd season (unfortunately followed by much meandering).
 
2013-02-09 10:15:18 AM  

born_yesterday: NeoCortex42: ExperianScaresCthulhu: AMC execs should have never interfered.  Just let Darabont be great.  And now, after getting rid of Mazzara and finding out that his own hands were tied as well, they just should have let Mazzara be good as well.  What's the latest word on the Gimple dude and the direction he's hoping to take Walking Dead?

I still can't believe how much the pace picked up.  The Farm storyline seemed to last at least twice as long as it should have, going by the material in the comic.  However, the Prison arc is flying by.  The comic had quite a bit of zombie-less drama in the prison before the Governor stuff even started up at all.  I know I shouldn't really compare the show to the comic for plotting, but it is still interesting to see how much it's sped up its narrative.

The real question now is whether the end of the prison arc in the show will have anywhere near the body count of the comic.  I'd be really surprised if it did.

As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....


Me too.  I'm looking forward to watching Carl catch that deer slug again.

I keep hoping for a different outcome.

Die Carl, DIE!
 
2013-02-09 10:16:08 AM  

born_yesterday: NeoCortex42: born_yesterday: As someone who just turned on the AMC marathon at season 2, episode 1, I'm getting a kick....

First time through Season 2?  If so, don't worry, it gets better.  Actually, marathoning it is probably the only way to watch that season.  At least the finale was more than worth the wait.

No, that's the worst part...I have seen it, but there's nothing better on.  So I'm watching poor T-Dog and his futile and pointless character arc.  Then there's deaf ol' Dale, who couldn't hear a zombie coming if it was close enough to bite him on the ass.  I do get to see Shane kill Otis again, though, and that was IMO an underrated high point of the 2nd season (unfortunately followed by much meandering).


T-Dog had a character arc?  Must have missed that.

I didn't mind losing Dale, because since then Herschel has been a step up.  However, I didn't like that Dale went out like a punk since he was the worst lookout ever.
 
2013-02-09 10:23:29 AM  
My wife ruined zombies in general for me.  She did it in one question:

"People release their bowels and whatnot when they die.  How come the walkers aren't carrying their last meals in their pants?  Wouldn't you be able to smell them coming?"

Expecting realism in the zombie genre is foolish, I know.  But isn't that the point of zombies?  They're supposed to represent a formidable, frightening obstacle to survival.  Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.  This show is too hollywood for me.  If they don't get back to, and introduce more detail to, the origin of the 'disease' and make it a more threatening scenario, than they've just mistreated the genre like basically everyone before them.

/still waiting on the intelligent zombie leader to emerge.. that'd be sweet..  Maybe it'll be Shane?
 
2013-02-09 10:29:40 AM  
TiiiMMMaHHH:   Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.

Hey!  He's our John Rambo too.
 
2013-02-09 11:22:40 AM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: My wife ruined zombies in general for me.  She did it in one question:

"People release their bowels and whatnot when they die.  How come the walkers aren't carrying their last meals in their pants?  Wouldn't you be able to smell them coming?"

Expecting realism in the zombie genre is foolish, I know.  But isn't that the point of zombies?  They're supposed to represent a formidable, frightening obstacle to survival.  Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.  This show is too hollywood for me.  If they don't get back to, and introduce more detail to, the origin of the 'disease' and make it a more threatening scenario, than they've just mistreated the genre like basically everyone before them.

/still waiting on the intelligent zombie leader to emerge.. that'd be sweet..  Maybe it'll be Shane?


I vote for the Vatos' Guillermo.  Tie up the nursing home storyline with a small homage to Land of the Dead at the same time.  Maybe draw in some of the undead from the video game, too.
 
2013-02-09 12:43:34 PM  

Great_Milenko: TiiiMMMaHHH:   Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.

Hey!  He's our John Rambo too.


catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-09 12:50:51 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: My wife ruined zombies in general for me.  She did it in one question:

"People release their bowels and whatnot when they die.  How come the walkers aren't carrying their last meals in their pants?  Wouldn't you be able to smell them coming?"

Expecting realism in the zombie genre is foolish, I know.  But isn't that the point of zombies?  They're supposed to represent a formidable, frightening obstacle to survival.  Now the WD crew just hack their way through hordes like their John Rambo.  This show is too hollywood for me.  If they don't get back to, and introduce more detail to, the origin of the 'disease' and make it a more threatening scenario, than they've just mistreated the genre like basically everyone before them.

/still waiting on the intelligent zombie leader to emerge.. that'd be sweet..  Maybe it'll be Shane?


1. They do smell them sometimes, but I assume that only the fresh ones really stink. The ones that have been shambling around for a while probably air out reasonably.

2. I don't think we've seen a pants-less zombie on the show yet. Their pants could very well be full of shiat. It also probably ran down their legs and onto the ground as they wander about.

3. I can't believe I put this much thought into this.
 
2013-02-09 01:14:25 PM  
Call me crazy, but all the zombies from that show simply look like battered-up, rotting alive people... They don't look like re-animated dead things.
 
2013-02-09 01:34:59 PM  

NeoCortex42: T-Dog had a character arc?  Must have missed that.


A black guy who made it into three consecutive seasons of a zombie show?! My god, just watching him stand around in the background not being dead was the most gripping television since the moon landing. Every moment a horde of zombies didn't fall out of the sky directly onto his head was a little miracle.
 
2013-02-09 01:39:30 PM  

semiotix: NeoCortex42: T-Dog had a character arc?  Must have missed that.

A black guy who made it into three consecutive seasons of a zombie show?! My god, just watching him stand around in the background not being dead was the most gripping television since the moon landing. Every moment a horde of zombies didn't fall out of the sky directly onto his head was a little miracle.


He even had a couple lines of dialogue.
 
2013-02-09 01:47:19 PM  

NeoCortex42: semiotix: NeoCortex42: T-Dog had a character arc?  Must have missed that.

A black guy who made it into three consecutive seasons of a zombie show?! My god, just watching him stand around in the background not being dead was the most gripping television since the moon landing. Every moment a horde of zombies didn't fall out of the sky directly onto his head was a little miracle.

He even had a couple lines of dialogue.


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