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(NBC Chicago)   The machines are starting to arm themselves. It begins   (nbcchicago.com) divider line 21
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2013-02-08 10:20:23 PM
5 votes:
Give me the gun back HAL.
2013-02-08 10:40:32 PM
4 votes:
After the machine took his gun, the cop proceeded to mace and taser the MRI machine.
2013-02-08 10:40:24 PM
4 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-02-08 10:39:51 PM
4 votes:
Show it your badge!
2013-02-08 10:33:55 PM
4 votes:
you homo sapiens and your guns
2013-02-08 09:37:49 PM
4 votes:
Sounds like the plot story to octo-mom's porno.  Man's weapon sucked into large cavity and cannot be retrieved.
2013-02-08 08:49:04 PM
3 votes:
MRI's in all the schools, stat!
2013-02-08 10:12:19 PM
2 votes:
magnets how do they work
2013-02-08 09:30:45 PM
2 votes:
From the comments:
"Put one of these machines in each of our schools. Problem solved."
2013-02-09 02:16:40 PM
1 votes:
Eagerly awaiting footage of the cop spraying the MRI machine with pepper spray, crying uncontrollably while muttering "Gimmie back my blankie!"
2013-02-09 12:05:37 AM
1 votes:

g4lt: Okay, looks like some farkers need a physics lesson: if you pump enough electrons through something for long enough making something magnetic, eventually, when you shut off the juice, it stays partially magnetic (you still need to turn on the juice to get the level of magnetism that MRI needs).  Did nobody actually learn this in school with the old nail-and-coil electromagnet experiment?  It took not a very large amount of curiosity while you were disassembling the rig to use the nail to pick things up, as it stays magnetic for a few minutes afterwards.

Second thing, this is the second time in a week that the Keystones have proved beyond a shadow of doubt that they have about the aptitude of barney Frakking Fife when it comes to guns (LAPD, I'm glaring at you). Tell me again why I, who has never made a major mistake with guns (knock wood), am not to be trusted with a 20 round magazine, yet these morons are?


Why? because Move Along Citizen, that's why.
2013-02-09 12:02:15 AM
1 votes:
Okay, looks like some farkers need a physics lesson: if you pump enough electrons through something for long enough making something magnetic, eventually, when you shut off the juice, it stays partially magnetic (you still need to turn on the juice to get the level of magnetism that MRI needs).  Did nobody actually learn this in school with the old nail-and-coil electromagnet experiment?  It took not a very large amount of curiosity while you were disassembling the rig to use the nail to pick things up, as it stays magnetic for a few minutes afterwards.

Second thing, this is the second time in a week that the Keystones have proved beyond a shadow of doubt that they have about the aptitude of barney Frakking Fife when it comes to guns (LAPD, I'm glaring at you). Tell me again why I, who has never made a major mistake with guns (knock wood), am not to be trusted with a 20 round magazine, yet these morons are?
2013-02-09 12:02:14 AM
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2013-02-08 10:56:51 PM
1 votes:
I thought machines had been arming themselves for years...

www.horrordvds.com
2013-02-08 10:49:03 PM
1 votes:
Imagine a Prince Albert in that room.
2013-02-08 10:33:40 PM
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: rev. dave: There were likely more than 2 signs that warned him not to bring metal near the machine.

Some people think they do not need to follow the rules other people follow.

Well, it is a cop in TFA.


How much you want to bet it was a glock?

People seem to think that combat tupperware doesn't have metal in it, for some reason.
2013-02-08 10:18:06 PM
1 votes:
I'll be impressed when it finds Sarah Connor
2013-02-08 10:15:19 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: MRI magnets are always on? Huh, learn something new every day. Some days more than one thing.

2013-02-08 09:58:15 PM
1 votes:
I'm GOING TO GO SAVE US ALL! FROM THE RISE OF THE MACHINES!

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2013-02-08 09:36:05 PM
1 votes:
There were likely more than 2 signs that warned him not to bring metal near the machine.

Some people think they do not need to follow the rules other people follow.
2013-02-08 09:31:38 PM
1 votes:
MRI magnets are always on? Huh, learn something new every day. Some days more than one thing.
 
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