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2013-02-08 06:03:15 PM
13 votes:
If you're stuck inside because of the storm, roll a reeeeeeeeally big joint and lick the paper thusly.......
2013-02-08 05:25:02 PM
11 votes:
And now, Emergency Mime Theater presents:

How Lindsay Lohan Auditions for Roles
2013-02-08 06:03:47 PM
7 votes:
"Do Not Lick the Flag Pole".
2013-02-08 06:12:45 PM
6 votes:
I like how the woman standing behind the governor is so fat she's hot enough to need to fan herself in the middle of the winter, in a dress while not even wearing a jacket.

Girl, you don't need a fan you need a SALAD.
2013-02-08 06:09:44 PM
6 votes:

Rincewind53: Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.


I've never seen one that looks more like a spastic seal being slowly dropped into a woodchipper, I think this chick sucks at what she does. I didn't recognize a single sign, and she's throwing so much body English into those signs, even if you did recognize one, you wouldn't be sure you were seeing it right. It's like hiring Mushmouth from Fat Albert to verbally translate.
2013-02-08 06:05:51 PM
5 votes:
Meh.  Anyone can turn a sign language interpreter into a .gif.  I want to hear someone autotune her.
2013-02-08 06:03:11 PM
5 votes:
"Too many dicks on the dance floor."

/too many dicks
2013-02-08 07:15:12 PM
4 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Zeno-25: Why do they have these sign language people anyway? Did everyone forget about closed captioning?

close captioning doesn't work for people who are blind as well as deaf.


But sign language on TV works great for those people!
2013-02-08 06:08:34 PM
4 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Paging Aziz Ansari...


"Aziz, light!"
alicia-logic.com

Aziz Light. Half the fat, fewer calories than regular Aziz.


/shamelessly stolen from the Riftrax of 5th Element
2013-02-08 06:07:11 PM
4 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Any ASLers out there know what she's saying?  Or would knowing ruin the illusion . . .


I'll give it a stab...

It appears she's jerking off two guys, who then jizz all over her, and then she licks it up... Then she says, "there will be no more of this".

or she's giving the baseball safe sign... not sure about that last part... but the first part is definitely jerking off two guys.
2013-02-08 06:06:37 PM
4 votes:

unlikely: So what the hell was she actually saying?


That your mom's not welcome
2013-02-08 06:06:30 PM
4 votes:
This is what I did to Ron Jeremy.
2013-02-08 10:01:46 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

translation: Despite appearances I am not a lesbian.
2013-02-08 07:14:23 PM
3 votes:

Zeno-25: Why do they have these sign language people anyway? Did everyone forget about closed captioning?


close captioning doesn't work for people who are blind as well as deaf.
2013-02-08 06:34:15 PM
3 votes:
whar gif whar?
i46.photobucket.com
2013-02-08 06:17:41 PM
3 votes:

unlikely: So what the hell was she actually saying?


I don't have any envelopes.
2013-02-08 05:03:46 PM
3 votes:

Rincewind53: Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.


Nah.
2013-02-08 10:16:34 PM
2 votes:
I was waiting for the lady to say the blizzard was dark-sided.
2013-02-08 07:06:58 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
2013-02-08 06:14:16 PM
2 votes:
2013-02-08 06:12:37 PM
2 votes:
She was waiting for a blizzard of cock. Old whore.
2013-02-08 06:06:12 PM
2 votes:
No drunken Irish boxing?
2013-02-08 05:11:00 PM
2 votes:
Meanwhile, over at The Weather Channel control room, the white stuff is working everyone into a frenzy

www.abload.de
2013-02-09 02:07:30 AM
1 votes:
I once saw a George Carlin show that had a sign language interpreter.

After about the first five seconds, the interpreter figured out that she had just been handed a license to flip off a thousand people a hundred times a night in the course of her professional duties.  After that she couldn't stop grinning every time Carlin dropped an F-bomb.

/so how's everybody doing tonight?  Good!  Well, fark you!  Just trying to make you feel at home...
2013-02-08 11:34:37 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Zeno-25: Why do they have these sign language people anyway? Did everyone forget about closed captioning?

close captioning doesn't work for people who are blind as well as deaf.



27.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-08 11:18:37 PM
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Need a Dispenser Here: I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.

Didn't you read the article. The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.


Which is goddamned redonkulous if you ask me.  What next, naming supercell thunderstorms?  Hell, maybe they could go for famous Southern names or Mesoamerican gods to spice things up...

"And today, Supercell Huitzilopochtli is due to strike Alabama with a tornado outbreak..."

(Of course, the only redeeming value in this at all would be in the hilarity involved with Weather Channel Camera Weather Folks trying to pronounce "Huitzilopochtli" while Jim Cantore inadvertently damns half of Alabama to being hoovered (being blissfully unaware he is the human avatar of a long-forgotten storm deity and the storms just want to say "hi" and make him feel loved).
2013-02-08 10:37:08 PM
1 votes:
MY God Captain Kangaroo is alive!??!?!?!?
2013-02-08 09:14:54 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-08 09:05:56 PM
1 votes:

IgG4: Hmm seems familiar


Indeed.
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-02-08 08:51:06 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who thought the caption was "Bizarre Preparations"?

Also:
leadership.gwabbit.com
2013-02-08 08:49:10 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: I like how the woman standing behind the governor is so fat she's hot enough to need to fan herself in the middle of the winter, in a dress while not even wearing a jacket.

Girl, you don't need a fan you need a SALAD.


Geez it took this long to make the first joke about the fat black biatch fanning herself IN THE MIDDLE OF farkING WINTER!

She looks like a typical southern black lady but in their defense its usually 100+ degrees when they are fanning themselves.
2013-02-08 08:08:12 PM
1 votes:
Fun Fact: She was doing the sign for Lindsay Lohan.
2013-02-08 07:32:49 PM
1 votes:
The guy in the pink shirt seems to be really deeply considering the physics of whatever that woman is demonstrating. "Hmm...that looks like a good idea. I could put that there...but then, where would that go? Hmm..."
2013-02-08 07:28:34 PM
1 votes:

ravenlore: clowncar: How could the lady behind her waving the fan be so hot?

TV lights? Nerves?


Adipose insulation.
2013-02-08 07:17:47 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Zeno-25: Why do they have these sign language people anyway? Did everyone forget about closed captioning?

close captioning doesn't work for people who are blind as well as deaf.


At first I thought this was clever and funny, but then I saw who posted it and thought differently.
2013-02-08 06:50:48 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: spottymax: TomD9938: Smelly Pirate Hooker: The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.

Is that for everywhere, or just when it snows in the northeast? If it's everywhere I'm going to get an "I Survived ______ " shirt made up.

Down here in Tennessee, we had winter storm Khan a couple of weeks ago.  (And, yes, you can imagine the fun the local media had with that one)

A lot of "KHAAAAAAAN!!!" references, I'm sure.

Sure enough, in Minnesota we get ours named now as well. We've got Winter Storm Orko coming in on Sunday night. Look for wall to wall coverage on CNN.

/ Orko?


upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-08 06:31:52 PM
1 votes:
"Don't get your tongue stuck on a cold metal shovel handle."
2013-02-08 06:19:19 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure it's not ASL. It appears as though a post-menopausal spastic lesbian realizes she misses dick.
2013-02-08 06:14:32 PM
1 votes:

Need a Dispenser Here: I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.


Didn't you read the article. The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.
2013-02-08 06:05:19 PM
1 votes:
Paging Aziz Ansari...
2013-02-08 05:06:49 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Rincewind53: Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.

Nah.


Worth a try.
2013-02-08 04:59:58 PM
1 votes:
Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.
2013-02-08 04:54:43 PM
1 votes:
 
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