Lame

"Too many dicks on the dance floor."

/too many dicks

If you're stuck inside because of the storm, roll a reeeeeeeeally big joint and lick the paper thusly.......

Paging Aziz Ansari...

GILF

Srsly?... technique was promising, but it would require an actual erection prior to implementation, right?

I seriously doubt there's enough whiskey in texas &/or low wattage bulbs for that scenario to exist...

Oh wow.  Now that's special.

No drunken Irish boxing?

This is what I did to Ron Jeremy.

unlikely: So what the hell was she actually saying?

That your mom's not welcome

Three Crooked Squirrels: Any ASLers out there know what she's saying?  Or would knowing ruin the illusion . . .

I'll give it a stab...

It appears she's jerking off two guys, who then jizz all over her, and then she licks it up... Then she says, "there will be no more of this".

or she's giving the baseball safe sign... not sure about that last part... but the first part is definitely jerking off two guys.

I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.

Fat people are always hot: More at 11

Rincewind53: Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.

I've never seen one that looks more like a spastic seal being slowly dropped into a woodchipper, I think this chick sucks at what she does. I didn't recognize a single sign, and she's throwing so much body English into those signs, even if you did recognize one, you wouldn't be sure you were seeing it right. It's like hiring Mushmouth from Fat Albert to verbally translate.

No dessert until your plate is clean

I think the lady with the fan is just as funny.

She was waiting for a blizzard of cock. Old whore.

I like how the woman standing behind the governor is so fat she's hot enough to need to fan herself in the middle of the winter, in a dress while not even wearing a jacket.

Girl, you don't need a fan you need a SALAD.

I prefer Allison Brie's version.

Need a Dispenser Here: I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.

Didn't you read the article. The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.

mongbiohazard: I like how the woman standing behind the governor is so fat she's hot enough to need to fan herself in the middle of the winter, in a dress while not even wearing a jacket.

Girl, you don't need a fan you need a SALAD.

I noticed that as well. Well played, friend.

Yeah, the signing could use a little less tongue.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Need a Dispenser Here: I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.

Didn't you read the article. The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.

Nemo?  If they're going to use names from Pixar movies, then go for the cool names: Winter Storm Gazerbeam!

/no capes!

Smelly Pirate Hooker: The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.

Is that for everywhere, or just when it snows in the northeast? If it's everywhere I'm going to get an "I Survived ______ " shirt made up.

Or maybe people should stop making fun of interpreters.


Where's the fun in that?????

I'm pretty sure it's not ASL. It appears as though a post-menopausal spastic lesbian realizes she misses dick.

cretinbob: Let's wait and see if it's a blizzard before we call it a blizzard, shall we?

SNOWMAGEDDON 2013 WHOOOOOOO!!

farkingismybusiness: I prefer Allison Brie's version.

what was that from?

I hope that's not the way she does it. Someone's gonna get chafed.

mongbiohazard: I like how the woman standing behind the governor is so fat she's hot enough to need to fan herself in the middle of the winter, in a dress while not even wearing a jacket.

Girl, you don't need a fan you need a SALAD.

Really, she's not in a church with no AC in the south in the middle of June.

At the end the sign language lady looked like she was demonstrating how to put a whole $5 footlong in your mouth without making a mess.

"Don't get your tongue stuck on a cold metal shovel handle."

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Need a Dispenser Here: I'm just waiting for the media to brand this Super Nor'easter 2013.

Didn't you read the article. The Weather Channel is calling it "Nemo." They've started naming winter storms like the NWS names hurricanes.

The fun part?  Remember that weather almost invariably travels from west to east, meaning that the ENTIRE COUNTRY AT THIS POINT has seen this storm and dealt with it.  Not a single fark was given by the people in the northeast then, why should we now?

whar gif whar?