Earpj: When our newest Walmart opened, it seemed as if someone had slipped on the tile floors, every time we were there. An ambulance was there, a lot.
farkingismybusiness: Earpj: When our newest Walmart opened, it seemed as if someone had slipped on the tile floors, every time we were there. An ambulance was there, a lot.That was just fatties having heart attacks.
Gyrfalcon: Why is that the fault of the store and not the doctor who did a terrible job stapling his arm back together?
Azlefty: Gyrfalcon: Why is that the fault of the store and not the doctor who did a terrible job stapling his arm back together?It appears it is something that males are susceptible to and you do not know that until after shoulder surgery and it happens.So my GED in law tells me that that the jury decided this because if Wally World had kept their store hazard free he would not have fallen, gotten hurt and have this condition occur because of the surgery.
DutchDynamite: $1.3M and he is "trying" to get his life back together
MaudlinMutantMollusk: He has massively oversized forearms?
Indolent: Well blow me down.
skinink: I bet his skinny no ass wife was happy with the settlement.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: We can assume that he wasn't buying spinach.
dmax: Real "popeye deformity" rarely needs surgery. $1.3M for it? Someone's lawyer is laughing all the way to the iPhone photographic direct deposit.
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