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2013-02-08 05:01:36 PM  
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Game face

 
2013-02-08 05:30:44 PM  
...and the ball is back in Germany's court.
 
2013-02-08 05:37:06 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: ...and the ball is back in Germany's court.


www.webstaurantstore.com
 
2013-02-08 05:48:39 PM  
Nothing quite like having real time tracking info about your erections.

/Buy it used at Gamestop and save some money
 
2013-02-08 05:59:03 PM  
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and Snark... EWW!
 
2013-02-08 06:01:26 PM  
No word on whether it has force feedback or not.
 
2013-02-08 06:04:52 PM  
Is there a left handed version?
 
2013-02-08 06:06:28 PM  
USB port fits me just fine, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-02-08 06:09:54 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: /Buy it used at Gamestop and save some money


And just like that, the magic is gone....
 
2013-02-08 06:10:05 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-02-08 06:14:51 PM  
Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.
 
2013-02-08 06:15:10 PM  

ktybear: Is there a left handed version?


In this game, EVERY hand is strange...
 
2013-02-08 06:16:15 PM  

fusillade762: No word on whether it has force feedback or not.


We need to get our top men on that...
 
2013-02-08 06:23:41 PM  
Hey there are all kinds of crazy toys and machines for ladies. I don't see what the big deal is.
 
2013-02-08 06:24:57 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.


It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.
 
2013-02-08 06:25:17 PM  
Best controller ever... those wacky Japanese and there  Boong-Ga Boong-Ga

members.shaw.ca
 
2013-02-08 06:25:51 PM  
Is it waterproof?
 
2013-02-08 06:29:07 PM  

Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.


You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 06:35:42 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: ...and the ball is back in Germany's court.


More likely the ball is in Germany's back court.
 
2013-02-08 06:38:52 PM  
Is there multiplayer?
 
2013-02-08 06:40:45 PM  

LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]


Really?  Do asians prefer small penises in their porn?
 
2013-02-08 06:48:41 PM  

LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]


That French statistic seems odd.
 
2013-02-08 06:59:54 PM  

LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]


So, inferring from that chart, men in Germany, Spain, Brazil, Mexico, Greece, India, Saudi Arabia and Chile are never flaccid? Or at least not long enough to get an average measure?
 
2013-02-08 07:05:54 PM  
In the words of the immortal Lily Tomlin:

"I believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
 
2013-02-08 07:06:15 PM  

Arachnophobe: LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]

So, inferring from that chart, men in Germany, Spain, Brazil, Mexico, Greece, India, Saudi Arabia and Chile are never flaccid? Or at least not long enough to get an average measure?


Or the specific reports mentioned didn't record the flaccid size.
 
2013-02-08 07:06:19 PM  

LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]


Huh, I thought the average american was bigger than that.  I thought I was only slightly above average, but according to that, I'm well above average.  :D
 
2013-02-08 07:06:37 PM  
Everyone knows this is where we really want technology to head.  It's the embarrassment factor that's holding it back (wow, you're so lame you have to have sex with a piece of technology!?  as if that's not what a vibrator already is).

Let's just all admit we are all hoping to still be alive when interactive technological sex happens whether it's a game, holodeck, being able to record/control your dreams, whatever.  Plentiful good sex with a partner who looks and acts the way we want, and can be switched off when we're done.  Everyone wants that, at least some of the time.

Personally I'm really wishing for Strange Days-like technology.  It's even applicable to stuff that isn't sex!

/It will probably be pretty damaging for real-life sex though
 
2013-02-08 07:10:36 PM  
Sorry, won't fit.
 
2013-02-08 07:12:25 PM  

LordJiro: Arachnophobe: LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]

So, inferring from that chart, men in Germany, Spain, Brazil, Mexico, Greece, India, Saudi Arabia and Chile are never flaccid? Or at least not long enough to get an average measure?

Or the specific reports mentioned didn't record the flaccid size.


Well, I suppose you could infer that as well, if you wanted to be all scientific and probably accurate.
 
2013-02-08 07:14:14 PM  

hawcian: LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]

That French statistic seems odd.


Have you met many Frenchmen? They're all big dicks.
 
2013-02-08 07:14:22 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: Everyone knows this is where we really want technology to head.  It's the embarrassment factor that's holding it back (wow, you're so lame you have to have sex with a piece of technology!?  as if that's not what a vibrator already is).

Let's just all admit we are all hoping to still be alive when interactive technological sex happens whether it's a game, holodeck, being able to record/control your dreams, whatever.  Plentiful good sex with a partner who looks and acts the way we want, and can be switched off when we're done.  Everyone wants that, at least some of the time.

Personally I'm really wishing for Strange Days-like technology.  It's even applicable to stuff that isn't sex!

/It will probably be pretty damaging for real-life sex though


Yah, but they will need to hook that vibrator up to a video game to be on par with this.  That actually sounds awesome.
 
2013-02-08 07:14:50 PM  
Apparently the French are also the biggest liars....
 
2013-02-08 07:15:02 PM  

LordJiro: You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)


I've seen similar numbers before.


Basically. They are in no way statistically relevant and based more on politics than real data.
 
2013-02-08 07:17:17 PM  
Japanese Journal of Sexology?  Seems legit.
 
2013-02-08 07:20:12 PM  
Just in time for the Oculus Rift!
 
2013-02-08 07:29:50 PM  

PillsHere: if_i_really_have_to: Everyone knows this is where we really want technology to head.  It's the embarrassment factor that's holding it back (wow, you're so lame you have to have sex with a piece of technology!?  as if that's not what a vibrator already is).

Let's just all admit we are all hoping to still be alive when interactive technological sex happens whether it's a game, holodeck, being able to record/control your dreams, whatever.  Plentiful good sex with a partner who looks and acts the way we want, and can be switched off when we're done.  Everyone wants that, at least some of the time.

Personally I'm really wishing for Strange Days-like technology.  It's even applicable to stuff that isn't sex!

/It will probably be pretty damaging for real-life sex though

Yah, but they will need to hook that vibrator up to a video game to be on par with this.  That actually sounds awesome.


You mean like Rez (possibly NSFW)?
 
2013-02-08 07:30:36 PM  

Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.


That chart ain't worth the bytes it ain't printed on. Look how the macho country doctors inflate (excuse me) their figures. I calls m*a*l*a*r*k*e*y.

I'd like to see places like Sudan included. Mmm, great proud-standing Nubian choco-bananas!

And for one with considerable ahem "research" in the Ornamentals  area (pickle-tickle since 1960), I would like to report that it is the Chinese who tend to have teensy-tiny weewees. Compared to body mass there are often some quite startling and dismaying surprises (check out nekkid-Chinee pr0n on Googoo). Big muscly guys are often equipped like Renaissance statues of cherubs.

The Chinese are undoubtedly the most beautiful race of people. (Of course they're not a 'race' but give me a minute.) And they're probably the most sexually repressed. Don't know how they get all those babby, considering how verboten the whole sex thingy is for them.

CSB: Singapore Chinese couple go to the government fertility clinic, to find out why the wife cannot conceive. He's a manager of some sort, she's an engineer.

They go through all the medical tests and come out (excuse me again) normal. In the subsequent interview the nurse asks "Why is it that you think you can't have babies?"

Husband: "We have no idea. We kiss almost every day."

/Actually more like disgusting than cool.
 
2013-02-08 07:34:19 PM  
I just want to thank the good ol' boys at insertcredit who first coined (and someone at Something Awful for recently reminding of) the word "teledildonics"
 
2013-02-08 07:39:08 PM  

mongbiohazard: hawcian: LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]

That French statistic seems odd.

Have you met many Frenchmen? They're all big dicks.


Something tells me they measure from the back of the ballbag.
 
2013-02-08 07:45:51 PM  
I just want a fleshlight that I can control with a PS controller.

/faster
//faster
 
2013-02-08 07:46:22 PM  

KaiserRoll: Japanese Journal of Sexology?  Seems legit.


If you do a search for it, they all seem to lead back to that chart.

Meanwhile, per google:
 
2013-02-08 07:47:00 PM  
Bah, too large.

Link
 
2013-02-08 07:48:54 PM  
...How do you clean it?
 
2013-02-08 07:52:35 PM  

Pick13: Best controller ever... those wacky Japanese and there  Boong-Ga Boong-Ga

[members.shaw.ca image 430x500]


Came to ask if this was the game
 
2013-02-08 07:54:36 PM  
So, Bioware is rereleasing KOTOR?
 
2013-02-08 07:55:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 07:59:34 PM  

Vegetative reproduction: LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]

Really?  Do asians prefer small penises in their porn?


South Korean stunt cocks, to judge from the videos.
 
2013-02-08 08:03:10 PM  

LordJiro: Darth Macho: Plant Rights Activist: Finally, a game that plays to my strengths.

It's made for Japanese men. You'll need a magnifying glass to turn it on.

You mean those Japanese men who are, on average, slightly better-endowed than American men? ('Slightly' meaning '.1 cm', but still.)

[i.imgur.com image 498x744]


"To turn on" implies flaccid; your own chart puts Americans 0.8 cm ahead in that regard. Also, you assume you're responding to an American.

/pedantic man, awaaaaaaaaaay
 
2013-02-08 08:07:16 PM  

Fano: South Korean stunt cocks, to judge from the videos.


daily.greencine.com
 
2013-02-08 08:09:52 PM  

Spaced Lion: ...How do you clean it?


I don't think you understand -- this isn't designed for women.
 
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