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2013-02-08 03:18:08 PM
Murder. Mor. Chikin.
 
2013-02-08 03:30:42 PM
Utterly the best name I have yet to see. But I think he is milking it a bit...
 
2013-02-08 04:49:45 PM
I know, after Season 2 things really started going south and by season four the show was unwatchable.
 
2013-02-08 05:16:01 PM
Gene Masseth?
 
2013-02-08 05:16:52 PM
Well, "T-Bone" was already taken.

It was either "Moo Cow" or "Gammy."
 
2013-02-08 05:19:37 PM
It's been done
www.beenthereyet.net
 
2013-02-08 05:34:29 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 05:48:05 PM
A couple of AKA's I've actually seen:

T-Bone (guy's last name was Boney, first name started with a T, it was inevitable)
Russell the Love Muscle (I'm assuming he got that alias from a prior prison stay)
 
2013-02-08 05:59:26 PM
Dookie Butt Mitchell begs to differ

http://m.fark.com/comments/7322051/If-you-know-where-Dookie-Butt-Mitc h ell-is-Chattanooga-Police-would-like-a-word-with-you
 
2013-02-08 06:15:20 PM
...aaaand done in one....
 
2013-02-08 06:17:14 PM
Watch out for unsuspected interruptions
 
2013-02-08 06:21:52 PM
CSB
Went to school with a guy known as "Chili Bowl" though I was never sure if this was his name or his alias.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:21 PM
That alias is kind of cheesy.
 
2013-02-08 06:24:20 PM
If it's not Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo, or Guy Incognito it's not worth mentioning
 
2013-02-08 06:31:24 PM
"You are not MuKow!"

"I am Bulldada, icon of Lemuria."

/too obscure?
//even for Fark?
 
2013-02-08 06:31:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
wanted for questioning
 
2013-02-08 06:37:18 PM
My AKAs are Javier Montenegro and Susan Sox.
 
2013-02-08 06:38:16 PM
Why on Earth would anyone have a beef with that?  If he's smart, he'll milk that 15 minutes of fame for all it's worth.
 
2013-02-08 06:40:17 PM
bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-02-08 06:40:21 PM
Ron Mexico
 
2013-02-08 06:41:25 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 06:42:15 PM
CSB time

Actually, I use that exact alias online, Moo Cow from Vacaville, CA when things like truthfulness don't matter a whole lot.

/end CSB
 
2013-02-08 06:43:32 PM
El Barto hasn't be caught for almost 25 years.
 
2013-02-08 06:46:50 PM
   Reportedly goes into a murderous rage when anyone says..."more cow bell!"
 
2013-02-08 06:49:04 PM
once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moo-cow coming down along the road...
 
2013-02-08 06:51:21 PM
My favorite name of all time is Rusty Kuntz.  It even tops Dick Trickle.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:24 PM
How now, brown cow?

/racist?
 
2013-02-08 06:52:53 PM
I'm surprised you people haven't milked this joke for all it's worth.
 
2013-02-08 06:53:16 PM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: CSB
Went to school with a guy known as "Chili Bowl" though I was never sure if this was his name or his alias.


Went to college with a guy named Rusty Buick.
 
2013-02-08 06:54:14 PM
  Rusty Shackleford has yet to be heard from..
 
2013-02-08 06:57:19 PM

Here Comes Everybody: once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moo-cow coming down along the road...


Double liked for quote, and relevant user name.
 
2013-02-08 06:59:56 PM
Fav song from musical "Gypsy"...

I have a moo cow
a new cow,
A true cow
named Caroline

Louise
moo, moo, moo, moo

June
she's an extra-special
friend of mine

Louise
moo, moo, moo, moo

June
I like everything
about her fine

Louise
moo, moo,
Moo, moo

June
she likes to moo in
The moonlight
when the moody moon
Appears
and when she moos in
The moonlight
gosh, it's moosic
To my ears
she's so moosical
she loves a man cow,
A tan cow
who can cow her
With a glance
 
2013-02-08 07:00:04 PM

Rindred: Murder. Mor. Chikin.



Dunn. En. Won.
 
2013-02-08 07:00:46 PM
Chicken shiat was taken.
 
2013-02-08 07:03:27 PM
Really?  I am the first?  Fark I am disappoint.

3.bp.blogspot.com


I'm 39 , and I'm saying "Moo, cow!" in a river!
 
2013-02-08 07:18:27 PM

The Onion is prophetic: A couple of AKA's I've actually seen:

T-Bone (guy's last name was Boney, first name started with a T, it was inevitable)
Russell the Love Muscle (I'm assuming he got that alias from a prior prison stay)


T-Bone Burnett sees nothing wrong with one of those.
 
2013-02-08 07:24:39 PM
have the crime TV shows on in the background a lot. everyone in 'the hood' has a 3rd grader nickname to keep them anonymous from The Man. and every one of those nicknames are in their file in The Man's computer down at HQ. morans.
 
2013-02-08 07:25:40 PM
My actual name is Your Name.

Saves time filling out forms.
 
2013-02-08 07:28:46 PM

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Jesus Christ!!
 
2013-02-08 07:32:57 PM
Ah yes, named after the old blues standard "(When You See) My Moo Cow."
 
2013-02-08 07:32:59 PM
Black Angus?  Or is that too Scottish?
 
2013-02-08 07:38:33 PM
www.autoguide.com

/unimpressed
 
2013-02-08 07:48:40 PM
Was that meant to breed contempt?
 
2013-02-08 07:50:52 PM
If he liked it before, he sure doesn't now.
 
2013-02-08 07:53:22 PM
I used to play on a pool league team with a nasty-looking biker guy called shiathead. (Despite the looks, he was good people.) I don't think anyone knew his real name...even the league roster had him listed as shiathead.

Ran into him a few years ago in line at the local grocery store. I turned around and noticed him standing behind me, so I said "Hey Shi...um...uh...man, how's it going?"
 
2013-02-08 07:58:06 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 08:05:46 PM
www.elviejotocadiscos.com
 
2013-02-08 08:19:58 PM
I thought the episodes with Quentin Tarantino playing a bad guy were pretty awful.

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-08 08:37:39 PM

Thresher: Really?  I am the first?  Fark I am disappoint.

I'm 39 , and I'm saying "Moo, cow!" in a river!


I'm older than dirt and still trying to figure out how a Hereford cow gave birth to a Jersey calf.

/Great movie!
 
2013-02-08 09:34:25 PM
Worst Alias? The one with the miniature attack helicopter. Next question.
 
2013-02-08 10:01:02 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-02-08 10:03:27 PM
www.nytmare.org
 
2013-02-08 10:58:36 PM
www.amctv.com
"You got jacked by a guy named Spooge?"
 
2013-02-08 11:14:15 PM

billybobtoo: Fav song from musical "Gypsy"...

I have a moo cow
a new cow,
A true cow
named Caroline...


I was thinking Edmund Vance Cooke:

My papa held me up to the Moo Cow Moo
So close I could almost touch,
And I fed him a couple of times or so,
And I wasn't a fraidy-cat, much.

But if my papa goes in the house,
And my mamma she goes in too,
I keep still like a little mouse
For the Moo Cow Moo might Moo.

The Moo Cow's tail is a piece of rope
All ravelled out where it grows;
And it's just like feeling a piece of soap
All over the Moo Cow's nose.

And the Moo Cow Moo has lots of fun
Just switching his tail about,
But if he opens his mouth, why then I run,
For that's where the Moo comes out.

The Moo Cow Moo has deers on his head,
And his eyes stick out of their place,
And the nose of the Moo Cow Moo is spread
All over the Moo Cow's face.

And his feet are nothing but fingernails,
And his mamma don't keep them cut,
And he gives folks milk in water pails,
When he don't keep his handles shut.

But if you or I pull his handles, why
The Moo Cow Moo says it hurts,
But the hired man sits down close by
And squirts, and squirts, and squirts.
 
2013-02-08 11:42:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-09 12:05:02 AM
You people are unfamiliar with hashers and their nick names
 
2013-02-09 12:13:06 AM
The best alias ever?

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LEON SANDCASTLE
 
2013-02-09 12:19:53 AM
I grew up with a guy that everybody called "Toilet".

Later in life, I knew a musician-kinda guy who went by "Monkeywrench Buttfinger".
 
2013-02-09 12:47:41 AM
hollywoodnose.com

R.I.P. Mancow
 
2013-02-09 02:12:04 AM
Police have warned citizens that if they see Moo Cow not to approach him, and please do not tip him.
 
2013-02-09 06:23:01 AM
"You are Michael Norman Smith, alias Michael Norman Smith."
"I am"
"Why is your alias the same as your real name?"
"Well I used to go by the name 'Henry Alias' but I thought that would bring me into the watchful eyes of the law"
 
2013-02-09 10:00:52 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
jealous of his cool name
 
2013-02-09 01:05:33 PM

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LOL....

www.culture-games.com
 
2013-02-09 04:02:43 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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