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2013-02-08 03:18:08 PM
Murder. Mor. Chikin.
 
2013-02-08 03:30:42 PM
Utterly the best name I have yet to see. But I think he is milking it a bit...
 
2013-02-08 04:49:45 PM
I know, after Season 2 things really started going south and by season four the show was unwatchable.
 
2013-02-08 05:16:01 PM
Gene Masseth?
 
2013-02-08 05:16:52 PM
Well, "T-Bone" was already taken.

It was either "Moo Cow" or "Gammy."
 
2013-02-08 05:19:37 PM
It's been done
www.beenthereyet.net
 
2013-02-08 05:34:29 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 05:48:05 PM
A couple of AKA's I've actually seen:

T-Bone (guy's last name was Boney, first name started with a T, it was inevitable)
Russell the Love Muscle (I'm assuming he got that alias from a prior prison stay)
 
2013-02-08 05:59:26 PM
Dookie Butt Mitchell begs to differ

http://m.fark.com/comments/7322051/If-you-know-where-Dookie-Butt-Mitc h ell-is-Chattanooga-Police-would-like-a-word-with-you
 
2013-02-08 06:15:20 PM
...aaaand done in one....
 
2013-02-08 06:17:14 PM
Watch out for unsuspected interruptions
 
2013-02-08 06:21:52 PM
CSB
Went to school with a guy known as "Chili Bowl" though I was never sure if this was his name or his alias.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:21 PM
That alias is kind of cheesy.
 
2013-02-08 06:24:20 PM
If it's not Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo, or Guy Incognito it's not worth mentioning
 
2013-02-08 06:31:24 PM
"You are not MuKow!"

"I am Bulldada, icon of Lemuria."

/too obscure?
//even for Fark?
 
2013-02-08 06:31:29 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
wanted for questioning
 
2013-02-08 06:37:18 PM
My AKAs are Javier Montenegro and Susan Sox.
 
2013-02-08 06:38:16 PM
Why on Earth would anyone have a beef with that?  If he's smart, he'll milk that 15 minutes of fame for all it's worth.
 
2013-02-08 06:40:17 PM
bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-02-08 06:40:21 PM
Ron Mexico
 
2013-02-08 06:41:25 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 06:42:15 PM
CSB time

Actually, I use that exact alias online, Moo Cow from Vacaville, CA when things like truthfulness don't matter a whole lot.

/end CSB
 
2013-02-08 06:43:32 PM
El Barto hasn't be caught for almost 25 years.
 
2013-02-08 06:46:50 PM
   Reportedly goes into a murderous rage when anyone says..."more cow bell!"
 
2013-02-08 06:49:04 PM
once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moo-cow coming down along the road...
 
2013-02-08 06:51:21 PM
My favorite name of all time is Rusty Kuntz.  It even tops Dick Trickle.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:24 PM
How now, brown cow?

/racist?
 
2013-02-08 06:52:53 PM
I'm surprised you people haven't milked this joke for all it's worth.
 
2013-02-08 06:53:16 PM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: CSB
Went to school with a guy known as "Chili Bowl" though I was never sure if this was his name or his alias.


Went to college with a guy named Rusty Buick.
 
2013-02-08 06:54:14 PM
  Rusty Shackleford has yet to be heard from..
 
2013-02-08 06:57:19 PM

Here Comes Everybody: once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moo-cow coming down along the road...


Double liked for quote, and relevant user name.
 
2013-02-08 06:59:56 PM
Fav song from musical "Gypsy"...

I have a moo cow
a new cow,
A true cow
named Caroline

Louise
moo, moo, moo, moo

June
she's an extra-special
friend of mine

Louise
moo, moo, moo, moo

June
I like everything
about her fine

Louise
moo, moo,
Moo, moo

June
she likes to moo in
The moonlight
when the moody moon
Appears
and when she moos in
The moonlight
gosh, it's moosic
To my ears
she's so moosical
she loves a man cow,
A tan cow
who can cow her
With a glance
 
2013-02-08 07:00:04 PM

Rindred: Murder. Mor. Chikin.



Dunn. En. Won.
 
2013-02-08 07:00:46 PM
Chicken shiat was taken.
 
2013-02-08 07:03:27 PM
Really?  I am the first?  Fark I am disappoint.

3.bp.blogspot.com


I'm 39 , and I'm saying "Moo, cow!" in a river!
 
2013-02-08 07:18:27 PM

The Onion is prophetic: A couple of AKA's I've actually seen:

T-Bone (guy's last name was Boney, first name started with a T, it was inevitable)
Russell the Love Muscle (I'm assuming he got that alias from a prior prison stay)


T-Bone Burnett sees nothing wrong with one of those.
 
2013-02-08 07:24:39 PM
have the crime TV shows on in the background a lot. everyone in 'the hood' has a 3rd grader nickname to keep them anonymous from The Man. and every one of those nicknames are in their file in The Man's computer down at HQ. morans.
 
2013-02-08 07:25:40 PM
My actual name is Your Name.

Saves time filling out forms.
 
2013-02-08 07:28:46 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [media.tumblr.com image 500x373]


Jesus Christ!!
 
2013-02-08 07:32:57 PM
Ah yes, named after the old blues standard "(When You See) My Moo Cow."
 
2013-02-08 07:32:59 PM
Black Angus?  Or is that too Scottish?
 
2013-02-08 07:38:33 PM
www.autoguide.com

/unimpressed
 
2013-02-08 07:48:40 PM
Was that meant to breed contempt?
 
2013-02-08 07:50:52 PM
If he liked it before, he sure doesn't now.
 
2013-02-08 07:53:22 PM
I used to play on a pool league team with a nasty-looking biker guy called shiathead. (Despite the looks, he was good people.) I don't think anyone knew his real name...even the league roster had him listed as shiathead.

Ran into him a few years ago in line at the local grocery store. I turned around and noticed him standing behind me, so I said "Hey Shi...um...uh...man, how's it going?"
 
2013-02-08 07:58:06 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 08:05:46 PM
www.elviejotocadiscos.com
 
2013-02-08 08:19:58 PM
I thought the episodes with Quentin Tarantino playing a bad guy were pretty awful.

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-08 08:37:39 PM

Thresher: Really?  I am the first?  Fark I am disappoint.

I'm 39 , and I'm saying "Moo, cow!" in a river!


I'm older than dirt and still trying to figure out how a Hereford cow gave birth to a Jersey calf.

/Great movie!
 
2013-02-08 08:57:24 PM
I think I found his Facebook picture...
cdn.trendhunterstatic.com
 
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