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(Metro)   Fat seal put on diet, still not getting Heidi back   (metro.co.uk) divider line 16
    More: Strange, animal sanctuary, Isle of Man, SWNS, overweight  
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2013-02-08 05:21:42 PM
Heidi?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-08 05:26:25 PM
Well he's never gonna survive unless his diet is a little crazy.
 
2013-02-08 05:30:03 PM
How the hell do you tell when an animal that's SUPPOSED to be covered in blubber is 'fat'?
 
2013-02-08 05:35:40 PM
Heeeee's beeeeeen kissed by a donut with glaze.
 
2013-02-08 05:41:49 PM

LordJiro: How the hell do you tell when an animal that's SUPPOSED to be covered in blubber is 'fat'?


Good question.  I can't tell this seal very well from an elephant seal.  It does not say what species.
 
2013-02-08 05:52:56 PM
The worst part is the other seals are making fun of him.  Their favorite joke is, "Oh, the huge manatee!"  Which everyone knows is played out.
 
2013-02-08 06:02:21 PM
Those tofu sardines are not fooling him.
 
2013-02-08 06:14:09 PM
Seal on the dole with no job prospects....what do you expect?

Lazy Harp Seal
(youtube)
 
2013-02-08 06:24:55 PM

SwiftFox: LordJiro: How the hell do you tell when an animal that's SUPPOSED to be covered in blubber is 'fat'?

Good question.  I can't tell this seal very well from an elephant seal.  It does not say what species.


Best guess is a grey seal. Another article about this pudgy guy calls him a grey seal too.
 
2013-02-08 06:48:12 PM
Fat seal on a diet?  Don't try it.  I'll chuck you a$s like a looter in a riot.
 
2013-02-08 07:12:09 PM

homelessdude: Seal on the dole with no job prospects....what do you expect?

Lazy Harp Seal
(youtube)


lazy and surrounded by Japanese girls?

I'm in the wrong line of work/species...
 
2013-02-08 07:31:24 PM
Looks like the penguin blew a seal.
 
2013-02-08 09:41:27 PM
Mebbe if he had a bukket to purge into... do that binge and purge thing.
 
2013-02-08 11:59:10 PM
Subbs, first time I have ever spat beer whilst reading a headline. Good job
 
2013-02-09 05:47:08 AM

i.r.id10t: Mebbe if he had a bukket to purge into... do that binge and purge thing.


Bukket thread?

/please?
 
2013-02-09 07:31:02 PM
Awwwww subby you magnificent bastard!

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