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(CF News 13)   Wife donates her kidney to her husband for their first Valentine's Day as a married couple. Good luck topping that   (cfnews13.com) divider line 58
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2013-02-08 03:46:23 PM  
Lucy... you got some spleenin' to do
 
2013-02-08 03:48:18 PM  
www.cfnews13.com

And when the lab results came back...

"Everything matched,"

Wat. (Not that that's impossible, just highly unlikely.)
 
2013-02-08 03:48:32 PM  
My wife gave me a weekend trip to Iceland on our first Valentine's Day.

This, however, is about the only thing that could be cooler.
 
2013-02-08 04:05:15 PM  
I'm getting Mrs. Eddie Adams from Torrance a new vacuum cleaner.
 
2013-02-08 04:20:48 PM  
I too will give my wife a part of my anatomy.
 
2013-02-08 04:22:21 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'm getting Mrs. Eddie Adams from Torrance a new vacuum cleaner.


You should get her a sandwich maker, and tell her to GTFBITK.

:)
 
2013-02-08 05:06:29 PM  
What me topping that might look like mariposanaturals.com
 
2013-02-08 05:08:59 PM  
Goddamn ties.
 
2013-02-08 05:09:27 PM  
My wife has a different rh factor than me, so I'll never have to meet that high standard.
 
2013-02-08 05:10:35 PM  
Jeebus, the best man is expecting a little too much for his part in the wedding...

www.cfnews13.com
 
2013-02-08 05:11:42 PM  
Says you subby.

This Valentines Day, I'm going to stick it in her butt.  Nothing tops that.

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2013-02-08 05:12:56 PM  
And on White Day he has to give her three kidneys.
 
2013-02-08 05:13:51 PM  
I'm sure they're will be a follow up to this, when they divorce and she wants her kidney back....this is Fark after all.
 
2013-02-08 05:14:21 PM  
Meh.  There are pretty sustainable treatment options for people with dysfunctional kidneys.  Call me when she donates a liver, lung, or heart.
 
2013-02-08 05:15:11 PM  
Top a kidney?  How about a heart?


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2013-02-08 05:15:45 PM  
I remember this from last year.  They get divorced in a few weeks and he sues for the kidney back, right?
 
2013-02-08 05:16:04 PM  
Ten years from now she'll just consider it another thing she gave up for him.
 
2013-02-08 05:17:44 PM  
www.visualanatomy.com

/Cocoa colon?
 
2013-02-08 05:17:59 PM  
I donated half a liver so she could keep drinking beer.
 
2013-02-08 05:19:27 PM  
Is this the story where they surprise each other with gifts - she buys him a hairbrush and he buys her a brand new sweater for her kidney? Because I do recall reading this one before.
 
2013-02-08 05:31:54 PM  
Best Valentine's gift I ever got was a case of duct tape and a switchblade. I gave her a bottle of whiskey and brass knuckles.
 
2013-02-08 05:35:09 PM  
Ask Mrs. George Lopez how that worked out for her.
 
2013-02-08 05:35:56 PM  
George Lopez' wife wants her kidney back.
 
2013-02-08 05:36:26 PM  
I gave my love a kidney without no stone.
 
2013-02-08 05:38:19 PM  
Kidney is nice and all, but I'd still be jockeying for a beej.
 
2013-02-08 05:40:01 PM  
Dear guy with new liver. Welcome to never winning another argument in your life ever.
 
2013-02-08 05:40:08 PM  
Give it 5-6 years, she'll be asking for it back.

/jaded
 
2013-02-08 05:48:52 PM  
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2013-02-08 05:51:08 PM  
Wubberwee.
 
2013-02-08 06:13:19 PM  
i'd never do that to my S.O. not now never!!
 
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2013-02-08 06:18:26 PM  

naughtyrev: I too will give my wife a part of my anatomy.


And take it back.....and give it back to her........and take it back.......and give it back to her........and take it back.......and give it back to her ........and take it back.......and give it back to her ........and take it back.......and give it back to her ........and take it back.......and give it back to her ........and take it back.......and give it back to her

This could go on for hours (if your lucky).
 
2013-02-08 06:20:43 PM  
Didn't keep George Lopez married/not-financially-raped
 
2013-02-08 06:32:00 PM  
SO and I ended up discussing blood type, for no reason, this past weekend.

As soon as we established we were different I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"

He didn't know what to say to that really.
 
2013-02-08 06:34:18 PM  

thisone: SO and I ended up discussing blood type, for no reason, this past weekend.

As soon as we established we were different I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"

He didn't know what to say to that really.


If he knew anything about organ donation, he would have said, "That's not necessarily true."
 
2013-02-08 06:46:15 PM  
Most guy's would be happy with a steak and a BJ
 
2013-02-08 06:55:13 PM  
Most guy's would be happy with a steak and a BJ

Yeah, but he's married - sooooo.....
 
2013-02-08 07:09:36 PM  

thisone: SO and I ended up discussing blood type, for no reason, this past weekend.

As soon as we established we were different I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"

He didn't know what to say to that really.


You can try to enter into a swap. You gve a kidney to someone else whose loved one donates one to him. They even have three-ways.

/kinky
 
2013-02-08 07:14:30 PM  

Atomic Spunk: thisone: SO and I ended up discussing blood type, for no reason, this past weekend.

As soon as we established we were different I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"

He didn't know what to say to that really.

If he knew anything about organ donation, he would have said, "That's not necessarily true."


always thought you had to have the same blood type :(

He's A- I'm A+
 
2013-02-08 07:25:51 PM  
Usually black men steal white women's purses, not their kidneys.
 
2013-02-08 07:31:46 PM  
Next year, she swallows.
 
2013-02-08 07:53:54 PM  

crotchgrabber: Best Valentine's gift I ever got was a case of duct tape and a switchblade. I gave her a bottle of whiskey and brass knuckles.


And that is why you're my Farker of the Day.
 
2013-02-08 08:23:45 PM  
She gave him an organ once, but he is willing to give her an organ daily.
 
2013-02-08 08:35:33 PM  

WordsnCollision: /Cocoa colon?


Um...

...kind of want.
 
2013-02-08 08:38:41 PM  

crotchgrabber: Best Valentine's gift I ever got was a case of duct tape and a switchblade. I gave her a bottle of whiskey and brass knuckles.


Hawt.

/weirdest girl boner
 
2013-02-08 08:39:41 PM  

thisone: SO and I ended up discussing blood type... I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"


No problem.You can donate a kidney to some stranger and someone else can donate to your spouse.

It's like a game of musical kidneys and it's called the National Kidney Registry.
 
2013-02-08 08:41:15 PM  

lake_huron: You can try to enter into a swap. You gve a kidney to someone else whose loved one donates one to him. They even have three-ways.


Here's a kidney swap involving 60 people and 30 kidneys.
 
2013-02-08 08:42:43 PM  

jaytkay: thisone: SO and I ended up discussing blood type... I said "haha I can't give you a kidney"

No problem.You can donate a kidney to some stranger and someone else can donate to your spouse.

It's like a game of musical kidneys and it's called the National Kidney Registry.


Insurance companies would like a word with kidney doners....

http://www.aarp.org/health/health-insurance/info-11-2012/kidney-donor - denied-health-insurance.html
 
2013-02-08 08:45:56 PM  
Damn, talk about your Attention Whores!!!
He better seek a good divorce lawyer as soon as he's healthy and dump that crazy b*tch.
He'll be forced to pay that back the rest of his life.
And any lacking on his part will be met with "I gave you my kidney!!" AW whining.
 
2013-02-08 08:53:17 PM  

megarian: Insurance companies would like a word with kidney doners....

http://www.aarp.org/health/health-insurance/info-11-2012/kidney-donor - denied-health-insurance.html


Another fine example of America's BEST MEDICAL CARE IN THE WORLD!! that conservatives always tell us about.
 
2013-02-08 10:32:44 PM  

jaytkay: megarian: Insurance companies would like a word with kidney doners....

http://www.aarp.org/health/health-insurance/info-11-2012/kidney-donor - denied-health-insurance.html

Another fine example of America's BEST MEDICAL CARE IN THE WORLD!! that conservatives always tell us about.


USA! USA! USA!

Ummmm....okay no. Health care. Not yours.
 
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