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(WTOP)   Here you go, men: the secret message told by the flowers you send. Yellow roses? Congrats, you just dumped your girl   (wtop.com) divider line 12
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2013-02-08 05:31:20 PM
3 votes:
My gf told me she appreciated this more than actual pointless flowers:

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Click for the full series.
2013-02-08 05:22:17 PM
2 votes:
I prefer tulips on my organ.
2013-02-08 03:03:06 PM
2 votes:
So I guess the Yellow Rose of Texas was not the girl for me.....
2013-02-08 02:47:46 PM
2 votes:
When it comes to a gift of romantic flowers, I always felt that orchids had roses beat hands-down in the passion department. Some orchids are so over the top they should come with an R rating.

So the black orchids I send to women are A-OK.
2013-02-08 05:52:50 PM
1 votes:

nigeman: jaylectricity: Fark Rye For Many Whores: When you say "women" "flowers" "different colors" I get some definite ideas, but not what the article says.

/especially blue
//you will not like this
///NSFW

WTF? I don't have any kind of safe search on and all I saw were actual belgian waffles with a blue tint.

be thankful. very very very thankful


A guy at work accidentally gave his crush yellow roses. He had no idea about the code but all the girls did.

I never give women flowers. I did once and was dumped at the next meeting. Were they yellow? no, Was the relationship over in her eyes? Yes. Will I get over this? Maybe.



Whoa wait, there are actually women that know about this?? Are they all 80? I only know about this because I was reading some...victorian thing I forget about what exactly but it lead me to google it because I was curious. I'd never heard of it before and didn't assume people knew about it anymore.
Bf+
2013-02-08 05:40:18 PM
1 votes:
So, you're telling me this thing was wrong?
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-08 05:35:00 PM
1 votes:
Did people start wearing cravats and spats again? What is this nonsense?
2013-02-08 05:22:57 PM
1 votes:
Biatch still won't leave!
2013-02-08 04:41:59 PM
1 votes:
IT'S THAT EASY?!?
2013-02-08 04:28:16 PM
1 votes:
When you say "women" "flowers" "different colors" I get some definite ideas, but not what the article says.

/especially blue
//you will not like this
///NSFW
2013-02-08 03:58:08 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: My wife only wants yellow roses for Valentine's Day because yellow is her favorite color.

So bite me, holiday dead flower industrial complex.


That would be the Botanical-Industrial Complex. As I recall, Eisenhower did warn us.
2013-02-08 03:49:55 PM
1 votes:
My wife only wants yellow roses for Valentine's Day because yellow is her favorite color.

So bite me, holiday dead flower industrial complex.
 
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