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(ABC 22 Dayton)   First guns in schools, now this. 'Dangerous' latex bombs filled with fluid thrown in high school hallways causes slipping and falling and some 'upset' students   (abc22now.com) divider line 51
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2013-02-08 02:37:08 PM  
On the one hand, no guns in schools, please.

On the other hand... Water fights are more of an outdoor thing, where at least there's some grass.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-02-08 02:38:09 PM  
Someone must have died since no one is going to jail for it.

///total irrationality has taken over.
 
2013-02-08 02:39:16 PM  
HELICOPTER PRINCIPLES!  
Kids can't have fun anymore...
 
2013-02-08 02:39:22 PM  
files.g4tv.com
 
2013-02-08 02:39:50 PM  
SOMEONE MIGHT SLIP!!!!!!

askanatheist.tv
 
2013-02-08 02:41:16 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]


Always liked this one too.....
 
2013-02-08 02:41:51 PM  

ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....


i415.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 02:43:55 PM  

ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]


Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.
 
2013-02-08 02:44:58 PM  
Principal Sharon Johnson

This made me laugh more than it should have.
 
2013-02-08 02:45:37 PM  
What do the Germans have to do with the topic?
 
2013-02-08 02:46:10 PM  
The Jokerz wanted for questioning
 
2013-02-08 02:46:26 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.


What do the god damned Germans have to do with anything?

liberty2010.org
 
2013-02-08 02:47:13 PM  
She made announcements the day of the planned prank, warning students the prom would be canceled if they had the balloon fight

Is it some kind of a requirement that you be a control freak in order to run a school?
 
2013-02-08 02:47:32 PM  
Now that they know that the prom is cancelled they can hold their own and exclude school officials.
 
2013-02-08 02:49:59 PM  
Johnson says she had received only a few phone calls from upset parents.

No shiat genius.
 
2013-02-08 02:50:17 PM  
So that's what the kids are doing with their used condoms these days...
 
2013-02-08 02:50:43 PM  

CygnusDarius: On the one hand, no guns in schools, please.

On the other hand... Water fights are more of an outdoor thing, where at least there's some grass.


There's always some grass in schools too.
 
2013-02-08 02:51:16 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.

What do the god damned Germans have to do with anything?

[liberty2010.org image 500x270]


I don't know. How you doing?
topnews.in
 
2013-02-08 02:53:02 PM  
This gets a resounding "Meh" from me.  Kids plan a prank, school officials announce consequence for following through with prank, kids go through with it, consequences are met.  NBFD.
 
2013-02-08 02:54:21 PM  
When I was in middle school the guys used to get those spray bottles of Axe body spray and tape down the nozzle and throw them like a smoke bomb. Those damn things smell like rotting moose anus and they would do it EVERY DAY. A mist of that shiat covered every locker in every hallway. Now whenever I smell guys who wear that nasty stuff it makes me gag and I wanna get all stabby.

/CSB
 
2013-02-08 02:54:47 PM  

mrlewish: Shadow Blasko: Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.

What do the god damned Germans have to do with anything?

[liberty2010.org image 500x270]

I don't know. How you doing?
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1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 02:54:48 PM  
All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.
 
2013-02-08 02:57:25 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.


What if I fill a balloon with sand? Or concrete?

Hmm?? What then smart guy?

/This thread is quickly becoming the official Friday trainwreck thread.
 
2013-02-08 02:59:20 PM  
I would have grabbed the fire extinguisher to put out the water.
 
2013-02-08 03:00:15 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She made announcements the day of the planned prank, warning students the prom would be canceled if they had the balloon fight

Is it some kind of a requirement that you be a control freak in order to run a school?


Other way around: If you're a petty control freak, there's little better opportunity to indulge yourself than academia.
 
2013-02-08 03:01:07 PM  

Maud Dib: What do the Germans have to do with the topic?


Shadow Blasko: Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.

What do the god damned Germans have to do with anything?

[liberty2010.org image 500x270]


image.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-02-08 03:10:56 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.


Yeah, but you can't slip and slide on air from balloons.
 
2013-02-08 03:11:59 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.

What do the god damned Germans have to do with anything?

[liberty2010.org image 500x270]


ChipNASA is reminding us where American rocketry really started.
 
2013-02-08 03:12:42 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.


Save your hot fluid (s) for your (inflatable) boyfriend.
 
2013-02-08 03:15:24 PM  

chrylis: Marcus Aurelius: She made announcements the day of the planned prank, warning students the prom would be canceled if they had the balloon fight

Is it some kind of a requirement that you be a control freak in order to run a school?

Other way around: If you're a petty control freak, there's little better opportunity to indulge yourself than academia.



Or HOA President.

The only bad thing about this all is that the kids who participated don't give a fark whether they go to prom or not; most probably weren't planning to go anyway.
 
2013-02-08 03:15:35 PM  
 
2013-02-08 03:19:17 PM  
Hopefully all them little bastards are going to get tested for the following.

Dihydrogen Monoxide and Cancer
The causative link between Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) and Cancer is currently not established, although a significant amount of evidence seems to suggest that DHMO at least plays a role in the formation of cancer, including:

Hodgkin's Lymphoma,
Ewing's Tumor,
chondrosarcoma,
fibrosarcoma,
multiple myeloma,
colorectal cancer,
Leukemia,
basal cell carcinoma,
squamous cell carcinoma, and
malignant melanoma.


water balloon ingredients
 
2013-02-08 03:23:56 PM  

mrlewish: Now that they know that the prom is cancelled they can hold their own and exclude school officials.


Not a bad idea...
 
2013-02-08 03:25:12 PM  

Deep Contact: Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.

Yeah, but you can't slip and slide on air from balloons.




4.bp.blogspot.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-08 03:28:12 PM  
Principal Sharon Johnson says staff found out and tried to prevent it. She made announcements the day of the planned prank, warning students the prom would be canceled if they had the balloon fight.

I hope she got drenched.
 
2013-02-08 03:33:18 PM  
BAN SCHOOLS
 
2013-02-08 03:34:33 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Deep Contact: Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.

Yeah, but you can't slip and slide on air from balloons.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Yeah, but he is suspended.
 
2013-02-08 03:35:18 PM  
The moral here is:  there will always be kids who hate prom!
 
2013-02-08 03:39:51 PM  
To knock something off its base is the definition of 'upset.'
Why are you kids laying on the floor?
--We're upset.
 
2013-02-08 03:42:57 PM  
 
2013-02-08 03:43:25 PM  
Johnson says she had received only a few phone calls from upset parents.

Parents who were upset about the water balloon fight, or parents who were upset about the cancelled Prom?
 
2013-02-08 03:44:19 PM  
My favorite stupid prom outrage story was out of California a few years back (well, more like 10 years back).

There was some principal who banned girls from wearing thongs under their dresses to the prom. She personally checked the underwear of each girl before they were allowed in.

Ah, yes. Here's the story:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=126132&page=1

Too bad it wasn't a male principal.
 
2013-02-08 03:44:48 PM  

lack of warmth: StoPPeRmobile: Deep Contact: Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.

Yeah, but you can't slip and slide on air from balloons.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Yeah, but he is suspended.


The principal suspended him too??? Her authority has gotten out of control.
 
2013-02-08 03:48:24 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Inflatable Rhetoric: All balloons are "fluid filled," since air is a fluid.

What if I fill a balloon with sand? Or concrete?

Hmm?? What then smart guy?

/This thread is quickly becoming the official Friday trainwreck thread.


Then you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-08 04:28:40 PM  

doczoidberg: My favorite stupid prom outrage story was out of California a few years back (well, more like 10 years back).

There was some principal who banned girls from wearing thongs under their dresses to the prom. She personally checked the underwear of each girl before they were allowed in.

Ah, yes. Here's the story:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=126132&page=1

Too bad it wasn't a male principal.


Breakfastclubprincipal.jpg
 
2013-02-08 04:28:45 PM  
Hm. Not sure about this one.

On the one hand, meh, kids will have water balloon fights. Although this one was preplanned, bigger than most (sounds like the entire school was involved), and indoors, so it was going to be one hell of a mess to clean up. Still, no harm no foul.

On the other hand, the kids were dumb enough to do all their networking on Facebook, so their plan got found out, the principal warned them that if they went ahead and did it there would be consequences, and yet 150 of them decided to go on and have their big water-balloon war anyway because f*ck consequences!

They deserved it. I would have banned the dumbasses who just HAD to have their water-balloon fight and let the rest have their prom, if it had been me; or made prom attendance dependent upon cleaning up the mess; but I'm not the principal. Stupid kids need to learn actions have consequences or at the very least don't plan your pranks on Facebook.
 
2013-02-08 04:42:52 PM  

Gyrfalcon: at the very least don't plan your pranks on Facebook.


I'm not even 30 yet, but I went back to my college to assume an advisory role for the fraternity chapter I was in. They're good guys, as we're the "nerd" frat on campus, so even nearly a decade removed I found them to be quite friendly and easy to hang out with. When we were heading our separate ways and they wanted my contact info to keep me in the loop, I told them my phone and email, which was met with blank stares. "We'll just tell you on Facebook."

"I don't really bother with all that Facebook crap. Just contact me directly."

"But...we do everything on Facebook!"

"And why do you think your parties always get busted, the administration clamps down on all your activities, and you have difficulty securing job interviews? I thought you guys were smart."

The realization on their faces was like watching dawn break over Marblehead.
 
2013-02-08 04:45:43 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: The moral here is:  there will always be kids who hate prom!


^ This. Besides, at a 4 year school, you're going to have ~3/4 students who don't really care if the seniors have a prom or not.
 
2013-02-08 04:45:43 PM  

grinding_journalist: Gyrfalcon: at the very least don't plan your pranks on Facebook.

I'm not even 30 yet, but I went back to my college to assume an advisory role for the fraternity chapter I was in. They're good guys, as we're the "nerd" frat on campus, so even nearly a decade removed I found them to be quite friendly and easy to hang out with. When we were heading our separate ways and they wanted my contact info to keep me in the loop, I told them my phone and email, which was met with blank stares. "We'll just tell you on Facebook."

"I don't really bother with all that Facebook crap. Just contact me directly."

"But...we do everything on Facebook!"

"And why do you think your parties always get busted, the administration clamps down on all your activities, and you have difficulty securing job interviews? I thought you guys were smart."

The realization on their faces was like watching dawn break over Marblehead.


That's just sad.
 
2013-02-08 04:45:49 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Agent Smiths Laugh: [files.g4tv.com image 400x437]

Always liked this one too.....

[i415.photobucket.com image 640x388]

Not sure how that one is germane to the topic.


What else is made of latex, designed to contain fluid the and attractive/successful types are stereotypically ignorant of?

/I dunno, its a stretch.
 
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