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(Journal Times)   Guy buys closed coffee shop on busy street with little parking, reopens it and only lasts six months. Does he accept defeat graciously? Of course not, or it wouldn't be posted here (Bonus: comment section)   ( divider line 30
    More: Dumbass, DRC, Bare Coffee, road closure, parking, Racine  
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23755 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 3:45 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-08 02:35:12 PM  
28 votes:

Worst. Customers. Ever.
2013-02-08 02:38:23 PM  
14 votes:
You can tell he has a chin, because beard.
2013-02-08 04:53:01 PM  
12 votes:

Java the Hutt
2013-02-08 03:54:12 PM  
7 votes:
2013-02-08 03:03:06 PM  
6 votes:
The internet is not going to be kind to this man.
2013-02-08 02:27:56 PM  
5 votes:
What a pathetic sniveling asshole

/what's his Fark handle?
2013-02-08 02:49:22 PM  
4 votes:
Maybe he needs some coffee for an attitude adjustment.
2013-02-08 04:26:56 PM  
3 votes:
Related to Dino M. Zaffina?
2013-02-08 04:01:16 PM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /what's his Fark handle?

Let me check my Ignore list and get back to you.
2013-02-08 03:53:30 PM  
3 votes:

Local Pornography Enthusiast

2013-02-08 03:50:06 PM  
3 votes:
Young didn't get DRC newsletters because he was not a member.

Oh, he's a member alright...
2013-02-08 05:16:51 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."

fits nicely here.
2013-02-08 04:36:44 PM  
2 votes:
I hear he's giving consulting on customer service now.
For comcast.
2013-02-08 04:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
People got confused and thought they had walked into  a comic book shop.
2013-02-08 04:29:59 PM  
2 votes:

wee: You can tell he has a chin, because beard.

It's the man they couldn't hang.
2013-02-09 09:34:15 AM  
1 votes:
At least some WoW guild will be getting their GM back.
2013-02-08 05:24:08 PM  
1 votes:

Broktun: This has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with a Free Market Economy. It is not the Government's role to limit entry to the market place, but to provide a market full of choices for the consumer. Then it is up to the consumer to decide which companies make it and fail, they do this through their economic choices. Obviously you did not provide a product and service combination that the public was willing to spend money on. Another example of the free enterprise system working!

Good job, you can copy and paste from TFA's comment section.
2013-02-08 05:01:30 PM  
1 votes:

LarryDan43: You open a shop like that as a front for your drug business. On its own it had no chance.

peeledpeas: People got confused and thought they had walked into  a comic book shop.

I'm significantly thinner than this man but... I think I want to combine ideas.
2013-02-08 04:50:12 PM  
1 votes:
Is he related to Captain Sweatpants?
2013-02-08 04:41:54 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: The internet is not going to be kind to this man.

Why should it be different than every other aspect of life? He looks like a Cheeto rolled in cigar ash and tallow.
2013-02-08 04:35:25 PM  
1 votes:
Next up for this poor chinless businessman: a pillowcase shop.
2013-02-08 04:29:46 PM  
1 votes:
You open a shop like that as a front for your drug business. On its own it had no chance.
2013-02-08 04:28:11 PM  
1 votes:

charity: For purely entertainment value, here is the link to the article about him OPENING the business.  Strangely, it's the same picture as in this article.

That's his "Aloha!" face.
2013-02-08 04:10:20 PM  
1 votes:

mcicchi: There is no way this guy isn't a TFer.

This clown is such an asshole he probably submitted it himself thinking the discussion would be about how he got screwed.
(Although the headline would refute that Assertion.)
2013-02-08 04:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
If he had just charged liberals a dollar extra he would be a Top Businessman by now.

Top Businessman!
2013-02-08 04:07:10 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, now, Tenacious D could not have lasted forever.
2013-02-08 04:04:44 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-08 03:55:17 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe he should open up a comic book shop.
2013-02-08 02:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
Has this guy never worked in the service industry? I worked in sales and customer service for several years and hate customers with the power of a thousand angry bunnies.
2013-02-08 02:28:55 PM  
1 votes:
If you hate people, don't work in retail.
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