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2013-02-08 01:01:43 PM  
this

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is never a good picture  EVER
/unless you are into scat I guess
 
2013-02-08 01:08:03 PM  
It's impossible to take good pictures of ugly people, and it's possible to take terrible pictures of attractive people if your name is Terry Richardson.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:54 PM  
This is some brilliant work here.. I hope this gets greenlit as I think they should be universally shared.
 
2013-02-08 01:28:01 PM  
Holy shiatsnacks, that is some bad photography. It the Fark mods weren't so poop-opposed, I'd 'shoop a poop under that squatting chick.
 
2013-02-08 01:50:29 PM  
Many of those are "I just bought Photoshop, and look what I can do!" photos.
 
2013-02-08 02:16:33 PM  

kvinesknows: this

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is never a good picture  EVER
/unless you are into scat I guess


That was the photo that made me come to the comments, just to see if someone else already brought it up.

I'm glad that Mr. Thumb-Head:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

found someone to love and had a child

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2013-02-08 02:19:07 PM  

kvinesknows: this

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is never a good picture  EVER
/unless you are into scat I guess


I'm pretty sure that's on her facebook page under the album entitled "modeling shoot."
 
2013-02-08 02:23:44 PM  
Had to be a vikings fan... Just had to be

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2013-02-08 02:25:02 PM  
Professional? Just because you have a fancy camera and a website it does not make you a professional. I've always considered a professional as someone who makes their living at it. I doubt any of these people fall into that category. They seem more in the hobbyist realm.
 
2013-02-08 02:31:08 PM  
Jesus, that first pic is going to give me nightmares... A fat couple in a pair of wings.

Apparently all you have to do to be a 'pro' is buy a cheap shiatty Rebel or D3100 and procure a copy of Photoshop- then make sure you make extensive use of shiatty filters in post-processing. I hope most of this work was pro bono, because none of these farkers even has the slightest grasp of basic composition.
 
2013-02-08 02:31:23 PM  

Kyosuke: Many of those are "I just bought Photoshop, and look what I can do!" photos.


www.boingboing.net
 
2013-02-08 02:39:09 PM  
Professional?
blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-02-08 02:42:15 PM  

Elzar: Jesus, that first pic is going to give me nightmares... A fat couple in a pair of wings.

Apparently all you have to do to be a 'pro' is buy a cheap shiatty Rebel or D3100 and procure a copy of Photoshop- then make sure you make extensive use of shiatty filters in post-processing. I hope most of this work was pro bono, because none of these farkers even has the slightest grasp of basic composition.


Hey now... I've got a Rebel, and it's a pretty good camera for an entry level DSLR

/I've taken better pictures than those with a point & shoot, though
 
2013-02-08 02:53:00 PM  

Tellingthem: Professional? Just because you have a fancy camera and a website it does not make you a professional. I've always considered a professional as someone who makes their living at it. I doubt any of these people fall into that category. They seem more in the hobbyist realm.


Indeed.. My uncle was a photographer. He had a lot of fancy equipment, a dark room, etc. He even taught many people how to make their own dark rooms and how to shoot photos. Some of his students have gone on to take pictures of many celebrities, presidents, and other world leaders. Uncle John worked for National Geographic for about 20 years and he was also one of the first photographers for Playboy and shot for them almost until his death in 2000.

Then there's me.. I have a fancy camera with telephoto lenses and all kinds of filters and shiat. I cannot take good pictures.. I just don't have that artistic quality that I think you must have in order to take amazing photos. Sure my shiatty photos look less crappy with my fancy setup but they're still not all that good.
 
2013-02-08 02:56:18 PM  

kvinesknows: this

[worldwideinterweb.com image 381x571]

is never a good picture  EVER
/unless you are into scat I guess


She looks like she should be in the coffee enema thread
 
2013-02-08 03:02:21 PM  
I love these so much oh my god I want more.
 
2013-02-08 03:17:47 PM  
Some of those were not so much the fault of the photographer as much as it was the choices made by the people requesting the pictures. There is lots of bad shots and production work there as well, but sometimes you can only work with what you are given.

/A silver tuxedo? really?
//Liked the concept of the couple behind the window changing from color to black and white. But make the window smaller, and reverse it. Let the framing be black and white and the inside color.
 
2013-02-08 03:19:43 PM  
Professionals are anyone who can get someone else to pay them for their work. It says nothing about quality, just the gullibility of their clientele. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!

OK but seriously, can someone explain the picture of the dude superimposed on a lady's foot? WTF, guys.
 
2013-02-08 03:37:30 PM  

Di Atribe: Professionals are anyone who can get someone else to pay them for their work. It says nothing about quality, just the gullibility of their clientele. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!

OK but seriously, can someone explain the picture of the dude superimposed on a lady's foot? WTF, guys.


Pure awesome cannot be explained my friend.. BEHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD!

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2013-02-08 03:41:39 PM  
Foothead kid is the best goddamn photo on the interwebs. Book it done. Last person out needs to turn off the lights.
 
2013-02-08 03:49:38 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/obscure?
//it came back yesterday and it was good!
 
2013-02-08 03:49:39 PM  
Subby is getting "photographers" mixed up with "retards with too much money who bought a DSLR and started a _____ Photography page on Facebook and deemed themselves a professional"
 
2013-02-08 03:50:50 PM  
I laughed out loud at this one:

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I don't laugh out loud often.
 
2013-02-08 03:53:31 PM  
The casual racism, I don't care who it's against, is intolerable. fark you subby, and fark you FARK for letting this shiat slide
 
2013-02-08 03:53:46 PM  

xynix: Di Atribe: Professionals are anyone who can get someone else to pay them for their work. It says nothing about quality, just the gullibility of their clientele. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!

OK but seriously, can someone explain the picture of the dude superimposed on a lady's foot? WTF, guys.

Pure awesome cannot be explained my friend.. BEHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD!

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Christ, it's beautiful. *tear*  Thank you.

I'm almost tempted to take one of my own pictures, over process it, ruin it, and post it.
 
2013-02-08 03:55:55 PM  
Brandy snifter photography owns all:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00pimpressions.phtml
 
2013-02-08 03:56:27 PM  

xynix: Di Atribe: Professionals are anyone who can get someone else to pay them for their work. It says nothing about quality, just the gullibility of their clientele. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!

OK but seriously, can someone explain the picture of the dude superimposed on a lady's foot? WTF, guys.

Pure awesome cannot be explained my friend.. BEHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD!

[worldwideinterweb.com image 619x385]



Jeez, I thought for a minute that was the picture from the Jenni Rivera crash site.
 
2013-02-08 03:56:46 PM  
Seems to be farked... pictures nor site loading.
 
2013-02-08 03:57:23 PM  
I really have no idea what to say.
 
2013-02-08 03:57:49 PM  

styckx: Subby is getting "photographers" mixed up with "retards with too much money who bought a DSLR and started a _____ Photography page on Facebook and deemed themselves a professional"


Anyone who takes a photo is a photographer.
 
2013-02-08 03:57:53 PM  
Link farked...
 
2013-02-08 03:58:45 PM  

moothemagiccow: The casual racism, I don't care who it's against, is intolerable. fark you subby, and fark you FARK for letting this shiat slide


Wait... what?
 
2013-02-08 04:00:03 PM  
There be whales.....

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2013-02-08 04:01:52 PM  
I have seriously taken better pictures with my cell phone.
 
2013-02-08 04:02:06 PM  

doczoidberg: I laughed out loud at this one:

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I don't laugh out loud often.


I did too. Her peoples customary act is to bite a piece of metal after the mt dew is consumed, the bigger piece of metal the better chances of attracting an alpha male.
 
2013-02-08 04:02:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Elzar: Jesus, that first pic is going to give me nightmares... A fat couple in a pair of wings.

Apparently all you have to do to be a 'pro' is buy a cheap shiatty Rebel or D3100 and procure a copy of Photoshop- then make sure you make extensive use of shiatty filters in post-processing. I hope most of this work was pro bono, because none of these farkers even has the slightest grasp of basic composition.

Hey now... I've got a Rebel, and it's a pretty good camera for an entry level DSLR

/I've taken better pictures than those with a point & shoot, though


I like my Rebel. I mean, I know there's far better out there, but for now it's pretty darn good.
 
2013-02-08 04:04:46 PM  
speaking of 'professional' photographers - do you remember how the guy that came to take school photos always had the creepiest i sniff little girlies panties/paedophile assistant you ever saw this side of a mug shot? i'm thinking those so-called assistants paid the school photographer some good money to get to leer at kiddies all day long. damn they were creepy.
 
2013-02-08 04:04:50 PM  

doczoidberg: I laughed out loud at this one:

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I don't laugh out loud often.


do you think they tried it first without the Mt. Dew?
 
2013-02-08 04:06:43 PM  
Link farked for me, and none of the pics in the thread are showing up. Bummer, I could use the laugh
 
2013-02-08 04:07:22 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: moothemagiccow: The casual racism, I don't care who it's against, is intolerable. fark you subby, and fark you FARK for letting this shiat slide

Wait... what?


Professional photographic portrait of moothemagiccow:

www.theboneman.com

See how it captures his essence?
 
2013-02-08 04:07:39 PM  
And we've Farked their website.
 
2013-02-08 04:08:19 PM  

rev. dave: Seems to be farked... pictures nor site loading.


Some of the pics aren't even loading on here, for me anyway.
 
2013-02-08 04:09:56 PM  
Link is farked, so I can't view, but I have a feeling a lot of my response would be, "What? How?...I don't even...DAMN!"
 
2013-02-08 04:18:06 PM  
What I can see really does make me feel better about my own photography, and I am brutally overcritical of my own stuff.
 
2013-02-08 04:18:11 PM  

moothemagiccow: The casual racism, I don't care who it's against, is intolerable. fark you subby, and fark you FARK for letting this shiat slide


I know, Fark is like
nolstuijt.files.wordpress.com
hate speech land
 
2013-02-08 04:22:10 PM  
That's not exactly a professional website and they're making fun of unprofessional photographers?
 
2013-02-08 04:22:22 PM  

december: doczoidberg: I laughed out loud at this one:

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I don't laugh out loud often.

do you think they tried it first without the Mt. Dew?



I bet the photographer tried to get her to put it down, but she was like, "No. I want this picture to capture my true essence."
 
2013-02-08 04:23:09 PM  
So it's basically a straight rip-off of this webite but on another site.  For those of you that want more.
 
2013-02-08 04:23:22 PM  
Damn Google, you're good.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-08 04:32:58 PM  
Link is farked
 
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