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(Worldwide Interweb)   50 horrible photos taken by professional photographers. Many Caucasians were harmed in the making of these photographs   (worldwideinterweb.com) divider line 130
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2013-02-08 04:37:11 PM  

soaboutthat: So it's basically a straight rip-off of this webite but on another site.  For those of you that want more.


Thanks!

Toe-head baby is a thing of wonder and hilarious beauty.
 
2013-02-08 04:37:36 PM  

RectalFury: Damn Google, you're good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x705]


One funny for you. And a big thumbs-up for your login as well.
 
2013-02-08 04:38:00 PM  

soaboutthat: So it's basically a straight rip-off of this webite but on another site.  For those of you that want more.


And as an added bonus, the link is not farked to hell!
 
2013-02-08 04:40:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 04:40:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 04:41:03 PM  

soaboutthat: So it's basically a straight rip-off of this webite but on another site.  For those of you that want more.


That gave me cancer!
 
2013-02-08 04:41:05 PM  

RectalFury: Damn Google, you're good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x705]


youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 04:41:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 04:45:18 PM  
Next up, 50 horrible websites by professional web designers:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 04:46:12 PM  
I think they're in the midst of re-designing?  Cuz it looks way different this time than it did earlier
 
2013-02-08 04:46:46 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com


Can't be Santa's kid, he always comes down the chimney.
 
2013-02-08 04:49:54 PM  
Whats up with the pedo Easter Bunny?
 
2013-02-08 04:53:46 PM  

december: do you think they tried it first without the Mt. Dew?


i like to think the photographer actually has some skills and this is the best photo he could get. Like at first there it was much more straight on and she didnt have the can and he kept adjusting her.

"good good -- now just twist your upper body to the right -- yeah like that. Maybe a bit more." ugh -- her arm is just dangling there awkwardly "Can you put your arm on your hip? no no -- like angle it. You know what?" looking around wildy -- spots 3 day old half full mountain dew can in the corner "Here -- hold this. - yeah at your hip just casually. Now turn a bit more to the left... yea more... keep going..."

Imean -- what photographer wants to say to parents "Yeah this isnt going to happen. Im trying to run a business here." So he turns her till shes almost got her back to the camera and fudges the photo. A good portrait studio isnt good because they make great photos of regular people. Its good when they make horrible looking people look normalish.

I just think it would be funny if that was the best photo they got and it was after an afternoon of shooting.
 
2013-02-08 04:53:54 PM  
I think I found my next profile picture...
 
2013-02-08 04:53:56 PM  
 
2013-02-08 04:55:33 PM  
The liquid-shiat flower is fantastic.
 
2013-02-08 04:56:58 PM  
This one made me laugh

youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 04:58:30 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com

No comment.
 
2013-02-08 04:58:33 PM  
 
2013-02-08 04:58:44 PM  

mikefinch: december: do you think they tried it first without the Mt. Dew?

i like to think the photographer actually has some skills and this is the best photo he could get.


You think that with the terrible lighting, exposure, composition, and dirty sheet for a backdrop the photographer "has some skills"?
 
2013-02-08 04:59:04 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com

Dont mess with the baby
and a spooooooon
and a trip
to the moon
gonna take you away!

/obscure?
 
2013-02-08 04:59:40 PM  
<b>Subby:</b> You mean, fifty reinforcements of the fact that a copy of Photoshop and the addition of a watermark does not make an amateur photographer into a professional. I would place money on the fact that not one of them has ever sold a photo for more than $10.
 
2013-02-08 05:01:24 PM  

Hand Banana: [youarenotaphotographer.com image 599x539]

No comment.


See you and raise:

youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 05:02:14 PM  

gweilo8888: <b>Subby:</b> You mean, fifty reinforcements of the fact that a copy of Photoshop and the addition of a watermark does not make an amateur photographer into a professional. I would place money on the fact that not one of them has ever sold a photo for more than $10.


Full resolution, on a CD, with all rights.
 
2013-02-08 05:03:52 PM  
Wtf subby? Watermark does not equal "professional photographer"

I assumed we'd end up here:  http://abcnews.go.com/US/slideshow/worst-olympic-portraits-16716046  where there was actually a pro involved
 
2013-02-08 05:04:23 PM  
worldwideinterweb.com

This one's not too bad...if you got rid of the rockstar shirt,  the crappy tribal, and the douche-glasses.
 
2013-02-08 05:07:11 PM  

durbnpoisn: I have seriously taken better pictures with my cell phone.


A good shot taken with a crappy camera is a good shot. The advantage of a high end camera is that it'll get the shot if it's there.  You can then bring it out when you post process the image. But if it's not there, it's not there. A good photographer is measured by his timing and ability to recognize a good shot. A different example, as a fumble fingered geek who works with small parts, after thirty years if I drop a small screw onto the carpet, I can usually spot it by just looking down. Photographer, same thing, where you see nothing he sees some part of it that's interesting.
 
2013-02-08 05:07:46 PM  
I'm showing this to every client who thinks I charge too much.

/actually nobody thinks I charge too much, but I'm still gonna show them how awesome I am in comparison
 
2013-02-08 05:09:21 PM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: RectalFury: Damn Google, you're good.

[i48.tinypic.com image 850x705]

[youarenotaphotographer.com image 496x749]


(fap)
 
2013-02-08 05:11:53 PM  
Let us shows yous pictures of us as a baby, my precious!

youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 05:13:16 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com

I bet Jews did this!
 
2013-02-08 05:13:33 PM  
link = epic fail
 
2013-02-08 05:14:25 PM  
Now THIS is a "shiat eating grin".

youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 05:16:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
Unicorn bukake?
 
2013-02-08 05:17:57 PM  
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Ah, heh, heh, heh.... Fark dDOStm strikes again.
 
2013-02-08 05:19:43 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Kyosuke: Many of those are "I just bought downloaded Photoshop from a BitTorrent site, and look what I can do!" photos.

[www.boingboing.net image 600x450]


FTFU

/Can only hope the virus that came with it will melt their hard drive before they 'shop any more photos.
 
2013-02-08 05:23:16 PM  
Taking a photo and watermarking your name on it doesn't make you a professional photographer.
 
2013-02-08 05:24:06 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com

White people be crazy, yo!
 
2013-02-08 05:26:42 PM  
Dropping the kids off at the pool.

youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 05:26:57 PM  

jst3p: Let us shows yous pictures of us as a baby, my precious!

[youarenotaphotographer.com image 656x531]


Where is the light source causing that lens flare? This is painful.
 
2013-02-08 05:29:17 PM  

nharrisphoto: jst3p: Let us shows yous pictures of us as a baby, my precious!

[youarenotaphotographer.com image 656x531]

Where is the light source causing that lens flare? This is painful.


She probably studied under JJ Abrams.
 
2013-02-08 05:31:41 PM  

soaboutthat: So it's basically a straight rip-off of this webite but on another site.  For those of you that want more.


OMG, thank you so much.

/hobbyist photographer
//can't stop laughing
 
2013-02-08 05:31:58 PM  
Why is the "OK, look like you are trying to poop" pose so common?
youarenotaphotographer.com
 
2013-02-08 05:33:22 PM  
I don't even know where to START with this one.
 
2013-02-08 05:36:45 PM  

jst3p: [youarenotaphotographer.com image 592x677]

White people be crazy, yo!


Vignette = ART!!
 
2013-02-08 05:36:55 PM  
If only there were some other kind of photographs that could bleach these photographs from my eyes. Eye bleach, if you will. If only such a thing existed...
 
2013-02-08 05:38:12 PM  

jst3p: Why is the "OK, look like you are trying to poop" pose so common?
[youarenotaphotographer.com image 648x693]


At least she's not tweeting, "Okay, photo's coming out."
 
2013-02-08 05:40:22 PM  
youarenotaphotographer.com

Da' fuk you call me bish?
 
2013-02-08 05:58:29 PM  
Here I am listening to "The Triumph of Steel" by Manowar for a laugh and suddenly that is the most artistic thing I am experiencing right now.
 
2013-02-08 06:02:55 PM  

moothemagiccow: The casual racism, I don't care who it's against, is intolerable. fark you subby, and fark you FARK for letting this shiat slide


And fark you, Francis. For not lightening the hell up.

You should save your angst for something real. For now it has been wasted, and worse yet, laughed at.
 
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