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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Cute mom passes out drunk at friend's house, leaves infant and toddler home alone, then makes brilliant observation about her life   (wpbf.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-08 12:21:44 PM  
10 votes:

born_yesterday: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.

I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!


We're looking for a trophy, not a ribbon.
2013-02-08 12:57:13 PM  
5 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: born_yesterday: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.

I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!

We're looking for a trophy, not a ribbon.



i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-08 12:19:24 PM  
5 votes:
Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.
2013-02-08 12:11:39 PM  
5 votes:
No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????
2013-02-08 12:20:46 PM  
4 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.


I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!
2013-02-08 12:16:04 PM  
4 votes:
She says she has a problem drinking?

Seems like she's pretty good at it to me.
2013-02-08 12:36:37 PM  
3 votes:

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.


She's in Florida, not Iran.
2013-02-08 12:31:48 PM  
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com

"That's awful.  Some people, right?  I'm gonna go grab some lunch."
2013-02-08 02:56:12 PM  
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: I'm curious to know why its done in threads about black mother...


...shut yo' mouth!
2013-02-08 02:38:09 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????


I dunno, did the police check her drip tray?
2013-02-08 01:10:55 PM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Random Anonymous Blackmail: offacue

She's got nice boobies.

How can you tell?

[i49.tinypic.com image 500x374]

Looks like they could be decent.


What a weird looking baby.  I wouldn't want to be around that thing, either.
2013-02-08 12:27:19 PM  
2 votes:
she left her two children home alone

Techinicly they weren't "alone". They were with each other.
2013-02-08 11:54:37 AM  
2 votes:
A 20 year-old with two kids.  Who would have thought she'd be so irresponsible?
2013-02-08 04:45:07 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: jst3p: Is she hot?

of course not! She's had three kids! If the internet has taught me anything it's that a woman body is ruined after they have a kid.


/i kid i kid


She kid
/and kid
/and kid
2013-02-08 04:31:08 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????


Esch told police she has never done anything like this before

I'm guessing she's done something like this at least twice before...
2013-02-08 03:25:24 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: This should have been a cute passed out chick thread:



i tried
2013-02-08 03:07:55 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Awwww. Sorry to turn your thread that's not about race into a thread about race. Welcome to my world, sweetie.

/that's the point


So you are no better than the idiots you are complaining about, congrats!
2013-02-08 02:46:29 PM  
1 votes:

jst3p: This is why few take you seriously Dro
I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.


Well that, and he's black.

Don't forget that...because he's black.
2013-02-08 02:36:45 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: jst3p: DROxINxTHExWIND: Lets see here:

> Rational discussion of where this individual went wrong *check*
> Commentors placing blame on victim and not on "cultural" or "societal" factors" *check*
> Compassionate comments hoping for the well-being of the children. *check*
> No comments insinuating that the plight of the woman, the children, or the father's absence are related to their skin color. *check*

Yup, must be a story about white woman. Hell, there's even a guy in here white-knighting her. I never see that in the threads about Shamiqua. But, I'm sure you all have a very sane and rational reason that you treat these issues differently.

Once again you are the first to bring up race in a thread....

Yeah. That's kinda the point of my post. No one thought that it was appropriate to make disparaging remarks about all white mothers based on the actions of this woman. I'm curious to know why its done in threads about black mother

S

o is your point "some people are racist on the internet?"
2013-02-08 02:13:42 PM  
1 votes:

Okieboy: She's damn lucky a pedo didn't help himself to her kiddos


This isn't Penn State.
2013-02-08 02:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

Maud Dib: That is what's called "Florida Cute", subby.


Under 25 you lose a point for each kid. She only started at a 6, now she's a 4.
2013-02-08 01:27:29 PM  
1 votes:

Casey Anthony: spentmiles: [i47.tinypic.com image 420x316]

"That's awful.  Some people, right?  I'm gonna go grab some lunch."

Go smoke a whole carton of dicks


Farkers must hate their dicks if telling someone to suck several is a serious insult.
2013-02-08 01:25:13 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: [i47.tinypic.com image 420x316]

"That's awful.  Some people, right?  I'm gonna go grab some lunch."


Go smoke a whole carton of dicks
2013-02-08 01:22:23 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????


Sounds like lots of people have.
2013-02-08 01:02:39 PM  
1 votes:
offacue

Random Anonymous Blackmail: offacue

She's got nice boobies.

How can you tell?


There's a book of faces I searched her name in.


Oh, like some on line thing where people put up pictures and information about themselves in like a yearbook format. I just assume everybody locks theirs down to no view... but I guess with her current decision making, she is a 3 watt bulb in a 100 watt socket.

Apparently she has two previous trophy's from guys that liked her boobies too.
2013-02-08 12:52:48 PM  
1 votes:
She's got nice boobies.
2013-02-08 12:48:21 PM  
1 votes:

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.


Damn straight. It's absolutly not her fault that she didn't keep her legs closed. And I'm sure she was forced every drink she's ever had. Not to mention that it was her kids that decided to stay home instead of going with her to her friends, leaving her with no other choice but to drink and pass out.

She is completly innocent. Poor girl.

/Self control and personal responsibility are overrated.
2013-02-08 12:38:39 PM  
1 votes:

cards fan by association: LarryDan43: Give that girl a TV show! Step it up MTV.

Not if TLC has anything to say about it!


Whore Wars!
2013-02-08 12:33:33 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.


Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.
2013-02-08 12:32:15 PM  
1 votes:

FatherChaos: ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

And have a chance at her reproducing again?  How could you suggest such a thing?!


No one said anything about using the front door.
2013-02-08 12:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
Give that girl a TV show! Step it up MTV.
2013-02-08 12:28:11 PM  
1 votes:
thank you Florida for constantly reminding me why my life isn't that bad.
2013-02-08 12:23:52 PM  
1 votes:
She'd be a solid 10 on the Daily Mail.
2013-02-08 12:20:19 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????


AND FILMED IT?!?!
2013-02-08 12:18:49 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????


And have a chance at her reproducing again?  How could you suggest such a thing?!
2013-02-08 12:16:10 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: .

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.


Parthenogenesis?  First, lizards, then the snakes... NOW its happening to PEOPLE!!   In FLORIDA, no less!!

OMG -  TIME TO PANIC!!!
 
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