St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

This is not Steubenville.

She says she has a problem drinking?

Seems like she's pretty good at it to me.

Lollipop165: She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

her logic behind her decisions is, much like the expired condoms she used, full of holes.

/kind of glad they took an assertive step.  poor kids

Sounds like her parents are tired of her shiat.  "Alisha's not home, should we try to reach her on her cell?  Fark her, call the Po Po."

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

That we know of...

This is why I'm not pro-choice.

Livin' the dream there, Alisha.

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

And have a chance at her reproducing again?  How could you suggest such a thing?!

Charlie Chingas: ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

That we know of...

We'll know around November.

ChipNASA: No one BANGED her while she was DRUNK????

AND FILMED IT?!?!

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.

I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!

It's nice that the grandparents are stepping in to take charge, but you have to remember that little miss irresponsibility is a product of their parental skills to a greater or lesser extent. So the grandkids may not be so well off in their care either. Better, probably, but not great.

born_yesterday: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.

I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!

We're looking for a trophy, not a ribbon.

We should really discuss reintroducing eugenics in certain cases.

Yeah, you can tell her P's are simply mahvellous!

chubby muppet: Sounds like her parents are tired of her shiat.  "Alisha's not home, should we try to reach her  on at her cell?  Fark her, call the Po Po."

I figured she probably had dedicated home with the local police by now.

thank you Florida for constantly reminding me why my life isn't that bad.

Give that girl a TV show! Step it up MTV.

"That's awful.  Some people, right?  I'm gonna go grab some lunch."

Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.

LarryDan43: Give that girl a TV show! Step it up MTV.

Not if TLC has anything to say about it!

cards fan by association: LarryDan43: Give that girl a TV show! Step it up MTV.

Not if TLC has anything to say about it!

Whore Wars!

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.

How about a simple "No!" on her part.  It certainly would have save a lot of finger pointing.

Okay, it's prettymuch neglect, but it also must be a slow news day. This act probably happens every day in a large volume. "Single mother gets drunk outside of the home!!!!!!"

Yea, it's bad, but it's not like she shook the baby.

>20 year old girl
>at party
>passed out drunk in bed
>has two kids unsupervised at home
>obviously easy
>wat do?

chubby muppet: Sounds like her parents are tired of her shiat.  "Alisha's not home, should we try to reach her on her cell?  Fark her, call the Po Po."

probably called the po po for a missing person report.

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.

Damn straight. It's absolutly not her fault that she didn't keep her legs closed. And I'm sure she was forced every drink she's ever had. Not to mention that it was her kids that decided to stay home instead of going with her to her friends, leaving her with no other choice but to drink and pass out.

She is completly innocent. Poor girl.

/Self control and personal responsibility are overrated.

Drinking problem? She doesn't have a drinking problem. She has a farking problem.

She's got nice boobies.

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.


She, like everyone else, needs to be responsible for her own actions. A lot of people grew up in shiatty homes with shiatty parents and shiatty public education and yet they still don't neglect their children.

Galloping Galoshes: born_yesterday: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Now hold on here all you judgy judgers. Let's accentuate the positives here.

She wasn't driving. She didn't shoot anyone. She did not have sex with any minors.

I think for Florida, she's doing pretty darn well. I say we give her a little trophy.

I got a little trophy for her right here.

/It's my penis!

We're looking for a trophy, not a ribbon.

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She's got nice boobies.

How can you tell?


There's a book of faces I searched her name in.

Bored Horde: Lollipop165: St_Francis_P: Alisha Esch's parents called police after coming home Friday night to find their 3-year-old and 9-month-old grandchildren by themselves without any supervision. They said Esch, 20, eventually returned home about 5 a.m. and passed out on her bed, apparently intoxicated.

When your own parents are having you arrested, generally speaking you're a confirmed loser.

She's 20, has a 3 year old and a 9 month old, and seemingly no baby daddy.

Good decisions don't seem to be her strong point.

Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

It's her fault.

That she got drunk and abandoned her kids?  yeah, that's pretty much her fault...

Bored Horde: Yeah it's totally her fault that her designed-to-fail sex education and restricted access to birth control and abortions rendered her a mother of two at age 20 with zero economic prospects.  It's her fault, not the men who fathered her two children (who have since absconded themselves), nor her parents for raising her thusly, nor the state's for institutionalizing a system that promotes teenage pregnancy.

She's an adult, so her parents are no longer responsible for her actions.  She is aware of birth control and abortion, because she lives in the USA and speaks English and that's literally all some people with the ear of the media talk about.  Especially for the second kid, because damn right the obstetrician treating a 17-year-old's pregnancy made sure she was fully educated about BC.

The only thing you might have a point on is the fathers (assuming plural because... well, duh), and even in their case she could easily have prevented pregnancy with no cooperation from them whatsoever.  She's 20 and her eldest is 3, so she was the age of majority with respect to sexual decisions when both conceptions occurred.

So... yes, actually.  It's her fault.  She actively chose this, and I have no problem with her dealing with the consequences, such as getting whacked by the law when you fail to care responsibly for the dependent human beings you willingly brought into the world.

I mean, you can be fined or charged with buying a house for private use and then failing to maintain it, are you seriously suggesting we put the threshold of responsibility lower for  caring for human beings you created than for real estate upkeep?