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(Gawker)   53 filthy band names you can't say on the air. Brought to you by this hilarious internal memo at the campus radio station   (gawker.com) divider line 215
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2013-02-08 12:20:05 PM  
idolator.com

"That was the Dead Kennedys with 'Too Drunk to Loooooooooove Ya...."

/Actual quote from Matt's college days at WRSU-FM in New Brunswick.
 
2013-02-08 12:22:07 PM  
As I am good friends with the lead singer from Dark Angel I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-02-08 12:22:14 PM  

blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]


If you're going to do a Cannibal Corpse cover at least go with the best one.

sleevage.com
 
2013-02-08 12:23:21 PM  
CSB in the most cringe-worthy band name I've come across:

Was listening to the local college radio a number of years ago and the DJ was doing concert schedules at the local bars. One of the bars had a list of metal bands that were playing on a Saturday. It went something like this*:
DJ: "This Saturday at bar X we have a strong lineup of metal bands with Sucking Chest Wound, Doomslayers, Arctic Darkness and...
...and...
...and...
(Clears throat)
Queef Huffer
(Muttered aside) god I feel dirty just saying that."

I have laughed for years about that, and the term Queef Huffer one I have adopted for use in special circumstances.

/CSB
*first 3 band names made up because I don't actually remember them
 
2013-02-08 12:23:31 PM  
judging by the school involved, my new band name is Satan Hall.
 
2013-02-08 12:24:07 PM  
And now it's time for some ...

NASHVILLE PUSSY!


http://youtu.be/sj7Alk7S9Ek NSFW video

www.gazette.uwo.ca


 
2013-02-08 12:24:33 PM  

cleveoh: & what a memorable day it was 1985 when this album hit the rotation on good ol'd WBGU FM: (NSFW)

 http://www.discogs.com/Various-Them-Boners-Be-Poppin/release/13600 72

The faculty advisor...was not amused.

Yes, album. Yes, 1985. Yes, my hip hurts.


I love WBGU 88.1 !
I was streaming it at my job overnites just a couple months ago. Then IT blocked it.

/they can't block everything!
 
2013-02-08 12:25:06 PM  
"Welcome to the hour-long Steely Dan special. First, let's point out in detail where thee band's name comes from."
 
2013-02-08 12:25:14 PM  
Banning some obscure band names... eh, whatever. Nobody's ever heard of them anyways.

What interests me is that you can't play any songs with those words in them either. "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains and "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails immediately come to mind. By my account, a rock station would be incomplete without them. Or are those "too soft" to play on a metal station, anyways?
 
2013-02-08 12:26:05 PM  

poot_rootbeer: I suspect no one at Gawker has actually listened to WSOU.  Despite Seton Hall's religious connections, it's the heaviest metal-format radio station I've ever tuned in.


CSB: I spent three and a half semesters at Gannon University's WERG (98-02), and it was the glory days of radio IMO. In all that time only one kid got thrown off and that's only because the bishop happened to be listening in that particular time when the kid went on a cluster f-bombing run.

/any other college radio farkers?
 
2013-02-08 12:26:18 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: There is this magical thing called "life" that some if us have, you may know it better referred to as "IRL" and those of us who have it, or at least a little bit of it, don't actually spend every waking hour trolling every website available on the whole of the inner tubes. So, if something also happens to be on one of the other sites and if it happened this morning, yesterday, a week or a month ago-- WE DON'T GIVE A FARK. Seriously, STFU and GBTReddit.


Consider intellectual honesty.  Do you credit the creator of the content or the company that profits off the back of someone else's work?
 
2013-02-08 12:26:31 PM  
d3d71ba2asa5oz.cloudfront.net
 
2013-02-08 12:27:08 PM  

decerebr8: at least they can still play The Mentors...

/one below and one above


Woman from Sodom is a masterpiece!
 
2013-02-08 12:27:51 PM  
www.rankopedia.com

"BOOGER!"
 
2013-02-08 12:28:06 PM  

envirovore: blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]

One of my favorite shirts to wear out to bars.


Nice.  Bunch of us were at a bar that was packed.  Someone mentioned how the hell we could clear out some room.  Well, Cannibal Corpse was my choice.  It worked almost too well.

/CSB
 
2013-02-08 12:29:19 PM  
Yet FARK banned me for posting the Blind Faith album cover.

/still butthurt
 
2013-02-08 12:31:21 PM  

blatz514: envirovore: blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]

One of my favorite shirts to wear out to bars.

Nice.  Bunch of us were at a bar that was packed.  Someone mentioned how the hell we could clear out some room.  Well, Cannibal Corpse was my choice.  It worked almost too well.

/CSB


Done the same with Corpse and Slayer (amongst others) a few times. Bar owner regretted putting in one of those digital jukeboxes without restricting the playlist every time he saw us walk in I'm sure.
/if I have to listen to your shiatty pop music while I drink, you have to listen to my shiatty music as well.
 
2013-02-08 12:32:35 PM  

WordsnCollision: Yet FARK banned me for posting the Blind Faith album cover.

/still butthurt


How long were you banned for? I pulled 30 days during one of my bans.
 
2013-02-08 12:34:00 PM  

Onkel Buck: WordsnCollision: Yet FARK banned me for posting the Blind Faith album cover.

/still butthurt

How long were you banned for? I pulled 30 days during one of my bans.


Just 24 hrs if I recall.

/that fugly album cover should be banned
 
2013-02-08 12:35:23 PM  

doczoidberg: Anal C*nt


Came here to say this.

Cool guys.
 
2013-02-08 12:37:23 PM  
So I guess Lesbian Bed Death is ok?
 
2013-02-08 12:37:43 PM  

envirovore: blatz514: envirovore: blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]

One of my favorite shirts to wear out to bars.

Nice.  Bunch of us were at a bar that was packed.  Someone mentioned how the hell we could clear out some room.  Well, Cannibal Corpse was my choice.  It worked almost too well.

/CSB

Done the same with Corpse and Slayer (amongst others) a few times. Bar owner regretted putting in one of those digital jukeboxes without restricting the playlist every time he saw us walk in I'm sure.
/if I have to listen to your shiatty pop music while I drink, you have to listen to my shiatty music as well.


I love having the Touchtunes app.  Sit at the bar and play whatever you want without anybody knowing who played it.
 
2013-02-08 12:37:48 PM  
"Deep Fried Abortion" made me laugh! Out loud!
 
2013-02-08 12:39:33 PM  

blatz514: envirovore: blatz514: envirovore: blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]

One of my favorite shirts to wear out to bars.

Nice.  Bunch of us were at a bar that was packed.  Someone mentioned how the hell we could clear out some room.  Well, Cannibal Corpse was my choice.  It worked almost too well.

/CSB

Done the same with Corpse and Slayer (amongst others) a few times. Bar owner regretted putting in one of those digital jukeboxes without restricting the playlist every time he saw us walk in I'm sure.
/if I have to listen to your shiatty pop music while I drink, you have to listen to my shiatty music as well.

I love having the Touchtunes app.  Sit at the bar and play whatever you want without anybody knowing who played it.


This will be my new favorite thing when I go to bars. Thanks!
 
2013-02-08 12:41:45 PM  
I didn't see Whoratio Sands on there.
 
2013-02-08 12:42:00 PM  
 
2013-02-08 12:43:37 PM  
Also a CSB ...

My daughter was wearing her Nashville Pussy shirt to middle school one day. The school had a rule that the kids couldn't wear band shirts but they usually let her slide because we both work in the music industry. Yes even back then she had a paying summer job with a national tour.

A teacher noticed her Nashville Pussy shirt and sent her to the principal. When he asked her if she knew what her shirt said she read it to them ... Nashville Pussy , Olde Time Rock and Roll. When she was asked why she was wearing that shirt she told them that the band were friends of hers and that she would be glad to get them in the show for free next time they came to town. The teacher asked how my daughter could respect a band with such a bad name. My daughters reply was that they rocked and have been nominated for a Grammy. Do you know anyone nominated for a Grammy? My daughter knows both nominees and winners. Then when they asked if I knew about the shirt she said "of course, my Dad has one just like it."

Later in the year we snuck her science teacher and his family into OZZFEST and got them a meet/greet with Ozzy and Sharon.

/CSB over and out
 
2013-02-08 12:44:20 PM  
"Jackofficers" is peculiarly appropriate these days. :-/
 
2013-02-08 12:52:48 PM  
No Holy F*ck?! YOU SUCK SMASH SMASH

/felt like escalating
 
2013-02-08 12:54:26 PM  

doczoidberg: Anal C*nt is my favorite.

Look them up.

Hilarious!


Came for this.

/"He's got a mustache!!!"
 
2013-02-08 12:54:48 PM  
Can't seem to find the actual list on my phone. Is Combi-Christ on there?
 
2013-02-08 12:54:56 PM  

blatz514: envirovore: blatz514: If you really want to clear out a bar, play Cannibal Corpse

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 800x800]

One of my favorite shirts to wear out to bars.

Nice.  Bunch of us were at a bar that was packed.  Someone mentioned how the hell we could clear out some room.  Well, Cannibal Corpse was my choice.  It worked almost too well.

/CSB


Merzbow works the best for this.

/Yes, those digital jukeboxes have some of his stuff
 
2013-02-08 01:03:04 PM  
I was a DJ on a campus station at a (different) Catholic university, and we could play whatever we wanted to. Except for a couple of the top administrators, though, it was Catholic in name only. They were more concerned with money and land acquisition than promoting Christian values.
 
2013-02-08 01:05:25 PM  

Hoopy Frood: I was a DJ on a campus station at a (different) Catholic university, and we could play whatever we wanted to. Except for a couple of the top administrators, though, it was Catholic in name only. They were more concerned with money and land acquisition than promoting Christian values.


I don't have to read the Bible, I'm Catholic - Jim Gaffigan
 
2013-02-08 01:06:58 PM  
I don't know why Puscifer made the list.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 01:09:41 PM  
Those names are evidence how stupidly sophomoric and snotty many have become. The First Amendment allows for such, but really. How pinched and dim witted your soul has to be to think any of that is funny.
 
2013-02-08 01:11:13 PM  
No Slayer?
 
2013-02-08 01:12:34 PM  

Hoopy Frood: I was a DJ on a campus station at a (different) Catholic university, and we could play whatever we wanted to. Except for a couple of the top administrators, though, it was Catholic in name only. They were more concerned with money and land acquisition than promoting Christian values.


uh, believe it or not that is EXACTLY like the catholic church
 
2013-02-08 01:12:40 PM  
No Pucifer!?!

Aw hell no...
 
2013-02-08 01:15:27 PM  
I'm surprised "Santorum" isn't on the list.
 
2013-02-08 01:15:52 PM  
I'm really disappointed that Cribshiatter didn't make the list. Their song "Boom Goes the Vaginamite" is outstanding.
 
2013-02-08 01:19:02 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: CSB time: I once worked at a college radio station, and I made the rookie mistake of not reading the PSAs before actually announcing them on air. This PSA was about child abuse prevention, and then I cued up the next song with a, "and now, here is Entombed, with 'Albino Whipped in Black.'"

\may not have been my best moment


I did that shiat on purpose. Then again, one of my time slots was Sunday's at 11am.

Would start that show off with Christian Slaughter by Necrophobic, or In Bed With Satan by Infernö. Highest ratings evar!
 
2013-02-08 01:20:35 PM  
The BloodFarts
 
2013-02-08 01:29:31 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 01:32:12 PM  

Banned on the Run: The BloodFarts


cdn3.hark.com
The BloodFarts...?
 
2013-02-08 01:33:05 PM  

darth_badger: Oldiron_79: fark the FCC prudes in their anuses would be a great band name

Serj Tankian's band for his solo projects is ... The FCC (Flying C*nts Of Chaos).


All this FCC talk has inspired me to dig out the family guy disc with PTV on it.
 
2013-02-08 01:38:44 PM  

elchupacabra: Super Heavy Goat Ass


I LOVE THOSE GUYS!
 
2013-02-08 01:41:47 PM  

darth_badger: Also a CSB ...

My daughter was wearing her Nashville Pussy shirt to middle school one day. The school had a rule that the kids couldn't wear band shirts but they usually let her slide because we both work in the music industry. Yes even back then she had a paying summer job with a national tour.

A teacher noticed her Nashville Pussy shirt and sent her to the principal. When he asked her if she knew what her shirt said she read it to them ... Nashville Pussy , Olde Time Rock and Roll. When she was asked why she was wearing that shirt she told them that the band were friends of hers and that she would be glad to get them in the show for free next time they came to town. The teacher asked how my daughter could respect a band with such a bad name. My daughters reply was that they rocked and have been nominated for a Grammy. Do you know anyone nominated for a Grammy? My daughter knows both nominees and winners. Then when they asked if I knew about the shirt she said "of course, my Dad has one just like it."

Later in the year we snuck her science teacher and his family into OZZFEST and got them a meet/greet with Ozzy and Sharon.

/CSB over and out


Will you adopt me?

/just finished reading Ozzy's book. Would LOVE to meet him
 
2013-02-08 01:41:49 PM  
I rocked the shiat out of some SOU back in the 80's.
 
2013-02-08 01:51:43 PM  
13 of those bands are in my regular rotation.

/mom is proud
 
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