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(610 WIOD)   "Booty Dancing" while handcuffed at the police station: $250 and community service. (with awkward video)   (wiod.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-08 03:12:53 PM  
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At the 7-Eleven near the La Cucaracha part of town this morning, I stopped to get coffee because the coffee maker at the shelter was broken.  This young, chubby gal in blue jeans tight enough to pop a pimple on her pussy was standing in front of the microwave.  Rather, she had her palms flat on the table, body cocked forward at the waist, and her buttocks pushed up in the air like she wanted me to get down on my knees and stick my nose up her asshole.  The store radio played a sugary Mexican pop song which made me think of my time as a roadie for El Mundo, bathing young Ricky in roadside streams and caring for his blistered feet.  With each downbeat, the young lady would make one of her buttcheeks jump, alternating back and forth, jump jump jump.  It looked exhausting.

I asked her, "Why are you doing that?"

She said, "It's good exercise, popi!  You should try it."

No, I'm not going to.
2013-02-08 02:58:08 PM  
2 votes:

Booty Time, Booty Time, across the USA,

Booty Time, Booty Time, hey hey hey!


2013-02-08 10:16:43 PM  
1 votes:
The dude in the back cracks me up. Probably thinking: "Whoa, best night to get arrested....ever!!"
2013-02-08 03:24:38 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-08 03:18:32 PM  
1 votes:
You guys are all missing the best part.. Not only did they dance around like baboons, one of them pissed herself and then went and rubbed her soiled butt on all of the chairs...  see this video/article

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/02/07/toronto_sisters_get_com mu nity_service_for_clash_with_miami_beach_police.html
2013-02-08 02:47:48 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe I'm imagining things, but does Snooki have family in Canada?

/and yes you have fat trashy people too you bastards
2013-02-08 02:47:18 PM  
1 votes:
That's kind of like dancing. More like awkward jumping with a bit of shuffling about.
2013-02-08 02:41:26 PM  
1 votes:
Miss Piggy was a pretty precise description.
2013-02-08 02:07:25 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least the police officers did not shoot, rape, or eat anyone. Yet.
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