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(610 WIOD)   "Booty Dancing" while handcuffed at the police station: $250 and community service. (with awkward video)   (wiod.com) divider line 47
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2013-02-08 02:07:25 PM
Well, at least the police officers did not shoot, rape, or eat anyone. Yet.
 
2013-02-08 02:41:26 PM
Miss Piggy was a pretty precise description.
 
2013-02-08 02:42:24 PM
What's with that anchor's scary makeup?
 
2013-02-08 02:44:42 PM
can't. . . . .stop . . . . . laughing!
 
2013-02-08 02:46:22 PM
They do build 'em stout up there in the Great White North.
 
2013-02-08 02:46:43 PM
Are Canadian sluts on holiday as horny as British sluts on holiday?
 
2013-02-08 02:47:18 PM
That's kind of like dancing. More like awkward jumping with a bit of shuffling about.
 
2013-02-08 02:47:46 PM
I saw this story already.

The girls keep claiming that the police mistreated them when they got arrested and were egged on into dancing. Even though the video proves that they are full of it.

It's just a bunch of tourists who got way too carried away and are trying to get out of claiming any responsibility for their actions.
 
2013-02-08 02:47:48 PM
Maybe I'm imagining things, but does Snooki have family in Canada?

/and yes you have fat trashy people too you bastards
 
2013-02-08 02:49:15 PM
Where sharpies?
 
2013-02-08 02:52:46 PM
I was like um
 
2013-02-08 02:53:27 PM
You were put in a cell with hookers AND prostitutes?!  Oh, you poor dear!
 
2013-02-08 02:53:31 PM
Hilarious watching this on the morning news. Something about Florida that brings it out in people.
 
2013-02-08 02:57:38 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Maybe I'm imagining things, but does Snooki have family in Canada?

/and yes you have fat trashy people too you bastards


25.media.tumblr.com
Pictured: Canada.
 
2013-02-08 02:58:08 PM

Booty Time, Booty Time, across the USA,


Booty Time, Booty Time, hey hey hey!


i191.photobucket.com

 
2013-02-08 02:59:31 PM
That was dancing?

That was just ( •_•)¬?-?strange (¬?_?)
 
2013-02-08 03:00:50 PM

fireclown: Agent Smiths Laugh: Maybe I'm imagining things, but does Snooki have family in Canada?

/and yes you have fat trashy people too you bastards

[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]
Pictured: Canada.


Randy-bo-bandy, you said you were off the cheeseburgers!
 
2013-02-08 03:04:19 PM

LeroyBourne: Randy-bo-bandy, you said you were off the cheeseburgers!


Call me Smokey.;
 
2013-02-08 03:05:26 PM
Did the video work for all of you?

For me it starts then breaks away to a commercial. No booty.
 
2013-02-08 03:10:29 PM

Mrtraveler01: It's just a bunch of tourists who got way too carried away and are trying to get out of claiming any responsibility for their actions.



graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-02-08 03:12:53 PM
At the 7-Eleven near the La Cucaracha part of town this morning, I stopped to get coffee because the coffee maker at the shelter was broken.  This young, chubby gal in blue jeans tight enough to pop a pimple on her pussy was standing in front of the microwave.  Rather, she had her palms flat on the table, body cocked forward at the waist, and her buttocks pushed up in the air like she wanted me to get down on my knees and stick my nose up her asshole.  The store radio played a sugary Mexican pop song which made me think of my time as a roadie for El Mundo, bathing young Ricky in roadside streams and caring for his blistered feet.  With each downbeat, the young lady would make one of her buttcheeks jump, alternating back and forth, jump jump jump.  It looked exhausting.

I asked her, "Why are you doing that?"

She said, "It's good exercise, popi!  You should try it."

No, I'm not going to.
 
2013-02-08 03:13:15 PM
Do the booty hop.
Now make the booty stop.

/I ain't in ta trickin', just a-treatin'
 
2013-02-08 03:13:17 PM
Well the girl says they were made fun of and called dirty canadian girls. They look like fat hiahleah sluts to me, and the atitude of "i did not realize dancing was illegal"  it isn't but when you are being cuffed and book in the cop shop, a good idea is not to dance and shake your ass, then get upset about it when it is on a security cam.

And two young Canadians have learned that the power of the Maple Leaf does not extend pass the borders of Canucklandia.

I wish they would have got the Cuban judge who the little girl flipped off this past week.
 
2013-02-08 03:16:04 PM
 
2013-02-08 03:16:37 PM
Farkin Canadians, you want to come down here and act like fools?
We got something for you.
www.darkgovernment.com
Remember, we kill our own citizens too.

/lucky they didn't get shot
 
2013-02-08 03:18:32 PM
You guys are all missing the best part.. Not only did they dance around like baboons, one of them pissed herself and then went and rubbed her soiled butt on all of the chairs...  see this video/article

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/02/07/toronto_sisters_get_com mu nity_service_for_clash_with_miami_beach_police.html
 
2013-02-08 03:22:03 PM
Got a blowjob up in Whitehorse once, probably from their mom.
/Hi Marie
 
2013-02-08 03:22:05 PM
 
2013-02-08 03:24:38 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-08 03:27:41 PM
One can only hope the community service involves both of them learning how to dance.
 
2013-02-08 03:30:15 PM

mysecretidentity: You guys are all missing the best part.. Not only did they dance around like baboons, one of them pissed herself and then went and rubbed her soiled butt on all of the chairs...  see this video/article

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/02/07/toronto_sisters_get_com mu nity_service_for_clash_with_miami_beach_police.html


That article explains a lot more.  20-something spa owners become irate when cute stranger they wanna fark gets popped for weed.  "YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR TOYS AWAY!"

Hopefully, they'll never be allowed across the boarder again.
 
2013-02-08 03:31:41 PM

Shadowtag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXlj__0ofg


Ah what the hell, I was bored anyway...  fap fap fap
 
2013-02-08 03:37:40 PM
Well you are fat. Truth hurt?
 
2013-02-08 03:40:16 PM

BarkingUnicorn: mysecretidentity: You guys are all missing the best part.. Not only did they dance around like baboons, one of them pissed herself and then went and rubbed her soiled butt on all of the chairs...  see this video/article

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/02/07/toronto_sisters_get_com mu nity_service_for_clash_with_miami_beach_police.html

That article explains a lot more.  20-something spa owners become irate when cute stranger they wanna fark gets popped for weed.  "YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR TOYS AWAY!"

Hopefully, they'll never be allowed across the boarder again.


And one of the sisters was 20, and she was bar hopping.  Last time I checked drinking age was 21 in Florida.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:04 PM
Note the Weenerss by a certain Meow poster.  Nothing ever changes.  Also, those chicks looked ghetto.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:40 PM
To clarify - on the link to the article, not on FARK.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:41 PM
Their real crime is not being even remotely hot.

Book 'em Dano.
 
2013-02-08 03:51:32 PM
What are they being fined for exactly? The "article" (maybe I should use the word story instead of article) leads me to believe that the fine is for resisting arrest. If so, what were they being arrested for and why haven't they been charged with offense?

AND WTF was that video about. What a couple of weirdos.
 
2013-02-08 04:07:41 PM
spentmiles: "tight enough to pop a pimple on her pussy"

*snert*

I'm so stealing that.
 
2013-02-08 04:13:35 PM
 
2013-02-08 04:33:02 PM
I'd like for it to go on record that we (Florida) don't, nor can we take, responsibility for these actions.

But they certainly do fit in. Provided they work a little more on that "about" pronunciation. Come live here, ladies, you're right at home here. But don't for a second think you're classy.
 
2013-02-08 04:53:33 PM
They must be from Cape Breton
 
2013-02-08 07:24:14 PM

skinink: Booty Time, Booty Time, across the USA,
Booty Time, Booty Time, hey hey hey!
[i191.photobucket.com image 487x334]


WTF??! LMAO   ooooohhhhhhh Allllllllllllll!
 
2013-02-08 10:16:43 PM
The dude in the back cracks me up. Probably thinking: "Whoa, best night to get arrested....ever!!"
 
2013-02-09 12:14:47 AM
Pretty standard SOP really.  Get arrested for something you think is unfair, then claim police abuse/corruption/mistreatment because you think the charges will get dropped.  The problem is, that police misconduct in the affecting of a legitimate arrest, doesn't have any bearing on whether or not the charges are sought.

If you rob a bank, and the cop kicks you in the teeth while handcuffed, his action doesn't mean that you get a free pass on robbing the bank.  He might get fired, or disciplined, but you're still going to prison.

If the cop calls you "Miss Piggy" while arresting you, you can file a complaint, but you're still a drunk chick booty dancing in the booking area.

I've been the subject of at least three (that I know of) complaints where people alleged things were said or done during their arrest because they were 1) pissed they got caught, or 2) thought they could get me fired, or 3) thought it'd get the charges dropped.  I've had women claim I've tried to make deals for sex in exchange for not writing tickets (proven wrong when she was brought into the IA office and shown the audio/video of the entire traffic stop, where nothing of the sort was ever said.  I had a guy claim I kicked him in the stomach while he wasn't resisting at all, only to have the video show that I did, in fact, not kick him in the stomach.

Still, though, knowing all those outright lies, it concerns me that the chief said his goal was to "clear the officers names."  His goal should be to find the truth, and then clear the officers names if appropriate.

/steps off soap box
 
2013-02-09 04:33:00 AM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Pretty standard SOP really.  Get arrested for something you think is unfair, then claim police abuse/corruption/mistreatment because you think the charges will get dropped.  The problem is, that police misconduct in the affecting of a legitimate arrest, doesn't have any bearing on whether or not the charges are sought.

If you rob a bank, and the cop kicks you in the teeth while handcuffed, his action doesn't mean that you get a free pass on robbing the bank.  He might get fired, or disciplined, but you're still going to prison.

If the cop calls you "Miss Piggy" while arresting you, you can file a complaint, but you're still a drunk chick booty dancing in the booking area.

I've been the subject of at least three (that I know of) complaints where people alleged things were said or done during their arrest because they were 1) pissed they got caught, or 2) thought they could get me fired, or 3) thought it'd get the charges dropped.  I've had women claim I've tried to make deals for sex in exchange for not writing tickets (proven wrong when she was brought into the IA office and shown the audio/video of the entire traffic stop, where nothing of the sort was ever said.  I had a guy claim I kicked him in the stomach while he wasn't resisting at all, only to have the video show that I did, in fact, not kick him in the stomach.

Still, though, knowing all those outright lies, it concerns me that the chief said his goal was to "clear the officers names."  His goal should be to find the truth, and then clear the officers names if appropriate.

/steps off soap box


Kind of strange that the video evidence of this incidents keeps getting "lost" or edited, don't you think?
 
2013-02-09 05:22:40 AM
What were the tow doing?  The hen laying egg dance?

Just so everyone remembers now, how do you make love to a big old fat girl?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
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