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(Sports Illustrated)   Romo signs with Giants   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 72
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2013-02-08 11:37:14 AM
Eli is gonna be PISSED.
 
2013-02-08 11:50:11 AM
LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS
 
2013-02-08 11:54:59 AM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


Relax, man. It's Friday.
 
2013-02-08 12:19:02 PM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


There's other Romos and Giants?
 
2013-02-08 12:37:06 PM

Lando Lincoln: Eli is gonna be PISSED.


Eli's a-comin' and he's comin' to git ya, Romo
 
2013-02-08 12:37:49 PM
It has to be plausible for these headlines to work.  The Giants have no use for that butterfingered loser.
 
2013-02-08 12:38:36 PM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


You know you're an SF Giants fan when it takes you a minute to figure out what's so funny about the headline.
 
2013-02-08 12:39:16 PM
I'll admit. I was got! I also had a large bong hit last night
 
2013-02-08 12:39:42 PM

mentallo69: I'll admit. I was got! I also had a large bong hit last night


And you're *still* high?
 
2013-02-08 12:43:21 PM

Treygreen13: mentallo69: I'll admit. I was got! I also had a large bong hit last night

And you're *still* high?


I remember my first bong hit...wait, no I don't.
 
2013-02-08 12:44:15 PM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


Yanks_RSJ: It has to be plausible for these headlines to work.  The Giants have no use for that butterfingered loser.



Christ, you two need to lighten up.
 
2013-02-08 12:46:08 PM
You're not fooling anybody, Subby!
 
2013-02-08 12:48:03 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Treygreen13: mentallo69: I'll admit. I was got! I also had a large bong hit last night

And you're *still* high?

I remember my first bong hit...wait, no I don't.


Not high this morning, but man am I groggy! Pass me dem shades snoop!
 
2013-02-08 12:56:50 PM
dammit.  This was about baseball.  I will never get that click back.
Subby is a terrible person.
 
2013-02-08 01:01:23 PM
Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:36 PM
I clicked and saw "Giants, Romo agree to two year contract"

And then I thought "wow, subby wasn't kidding"

and then I saw the picture

sigh
 
2013-02-08 01:11:48 PM
Voting up because it appears to piss people off.
 
2013-02-08 01:13:15 PM
Made me look.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:03 PM

DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.


I think we all know by now that the only time we get a baseball thread is when a modmin pushes the wrong button.
 
2013-02-08 01:30:17 PM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


Hey look - it's Facebook Ben Roethlisberger!
 
2013-02-08 01:30:53 PM
Not cool subby, not cool.
/got me good
 
2013-02-08 01:32:05 PM

Joe_diGriz: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

I think we all know by now that the only time we get a baseball thread is when a modmin pushes the wrong button.


Or if it's vaguely related to football, as both of today's are.
 
2013-02-08 01:36:13 PM
You got, me subs. Good jerb. My first thought was "Why on earth would they deliberately sign a QB controversy?"
 
2013-02-08 01:38:02 PM
Know how I knew it wasn't  that Romo or  thatGiants team? It didn't have a new strobing glowing 3D 'News Flash' tag beside it.
 
2013-02-08 01:38:08 PM

DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.


Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.
 
2013-02-08 01:39:46 PM

CavalierEternal: LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT ROMO OR THOSE GIANTS


bloodstainedink.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 01:42:03 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: You got, me subs. Good jerb. My first thought was "Why on earth would they deliberately sign a QB controversy?"


Because that's what New York teams do?
 
2013-02-08 01:42:46 PM
NOT THINKING ABOUT FOOTBALL MAKE BRAIN GO OUCH.
 
2013-02-08 01:47:14 PM

IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.


Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.
 
2013-02-08 01:49:10 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: You got, me subs. Good jerb. My first thought was "Why on earth would they deliberately sign a QB controversy?"


Where, on the practice squad?
 
2013-02-08 01:52:53 PM

mentallo69: I'll admit. I was got! I also had a large bong hit last night


Timmy, is that you?
 
2013-02-08 01:58:52 PM

DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.


You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins.  To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.
 
2013-02-08 01:59:48 PM

DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.


Pro Football Reference shows 4, only Aaron playing for more than 1 year.
 
2013-02-08 02:00:41 PM

chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins.  To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.


Dick.
 
2013-02-08 02:00:51 PM

chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins.  To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.


I'm far more ashamed of forgetting about the legendary Matthew J. "Matt" Hernandez, who managed to play in TWO seasons. For TWO teams.

That's more teams than Aaron has played for.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:31 PM

roc6783: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

Pro Football Reference shows 4, only Aaron playing for more than 1 year.


Aha! You forgot Matt as well.
 
2013-02-08 02:05:46 PM

VTGremlin: Fuggin Bizzy: You got, me subs. Good jerb. My first thought was "Why on earth would they deliberately sign a QB controversy?"

Because that's what New York teams do?


Heh. Good point.
 
2013-02-08 02:15:25 PM

DeWayne Mann: roc6783: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

Pro Football Reference shows 4, only Aaron playing for more than 1 year.

Aha! You forgot Matt as well.


I didn't forget, I just can't read gud.
 
2013-02-08 02:24:27 PM

roc6783: chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins.  To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.

Dick.


You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer.  I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.

(1st runner-up: Dick McKissack.)
 
2013-02-08 02:28:42 PM

chimp_ninja: You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer. I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.


Also, your mom's boyfriend's nickname in high school?  Bernie Weiner.
 
2013-02-08 02:47:41 PM
Di Atribe's heart just skipped a beat.
 
2013-02-08 03:01:48 PM

chimp_ninja: roc6783: chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins. To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.

Dick.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer. I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.

(1st runner-up: Dick McKissack.)


None of those guys can compare to Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot, who should be in the Hall of Fame if for no other reason than for us to see how people react as they pass his plaque.
 
2013-02-08 03:04:56 PM

Rex_Banner: chimp_ninja: roc6783: chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins. To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.

Dick.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer. I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.

(1st runner-up: Dick McKissack.)

None of those guys can compare to Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot, who should be in the Hall of Fame if for no other reason than for us to see how people react as they pass his plaque.


We might want to keep all these guys away from the Bris Lord.

(Bonus: he has other funny, though less dick-related, names too)
 
2013-02-08 03:18:22 PM
So does this make it more or less official that The Beard is gone?
 
2013-02-08 03:20:01 PM
My first thought was, "Oh good, he's staying with the team."

Then i read TFA and I was right.

Then I realized the headline was supposed to make people think it was American Armoured Wankball.
 
2013-02-08 03:31:17 PM
/expected the "HAHA not that Romo!" swerve.
//didn't expect the "HAHA not those Giants!" double swerve.

+1 Subby
 
2013-02-08 03:52:08 PM
Will someone please talk Di Atribe down from the ledge, please? >_>
 
2013-02-08 03:54:51 PM

chimp_ninja: roc6783: chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins.  To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.

Dick.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer.  I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.

(1st runner-up: Dick McKissack.)


raccoonnookkeeper.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 03:55:36 PM

DeWayne Mann: Rex_Banner: chimp_ninja: roc6783: chimp_ninja: DeWayne Mann: IAmRight: DeWayne Mann: Too bad Aaron Hernandez's team isn't in a rivalry with the Seahawks. Then maybe we'd get a King Felix thread.

Hernandez is too common a name and Aaron isn't the most famous one.

Yes, how could I have forgotten all those other famous Hernandezes in the NFL.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Jose M. "Joe" Hernandez, who once caught a pass for the Redskins. To help you navigate that massive list of famous NFL Hernandezes (Hernandi?), he's about halfway down.

Dick.

You're a jerk for diminishing the importance of Dick Deer Slayer. I was originally going to go with NFL veterans Jim Dick, Dick Felt, Dick Dolly, Dick Falcon, Dick King, Dick Palmer, Dick Shiner, Dick Wolf, Dick Crayne, or Dick Flowers, but I'm saving those references for the thread about your mom's nicknames in high school.

(1st runner-up: Dick McKissack.)

None of those guys can compare to Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot, who should be in the Hall of Fame if for no other reason than for us to see how people react as they pass his plaque.

We might want to keep all these guys away from the Bris Lord.

(Bonus: he has other funny, though less dick-related, names too)


I choose to pronounce his middle name as "Robot Ham"
 
2013-02-08 04:04:36 PM

zarberg: So does this make it more or less official that The Beard is gone?


Pfft. Gone. If the Mets weren't impressed by you, you'll be lucky to get someone to put you on a 1-year deal. He better figure out what "The Beard" means in Japanese.
 
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