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2013-02-08 12:41:59 PM
16 votes:
He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...
2013-02-08 12:41:33 PM
13 votes:
Might as well get this one out of the way...

i.chzbgr.com
2013-02-08 11:48:22 AM
12 votes:
butt.
2013-02-08 12:46:30 PM
9 votes:
Fill it to the rim, with Brim.
2013-02-08 12:40:27 PM
8 votes:
Asinine, or ten cups a day.
2013-02-08 12:39:18 PM
8 votes:
Have another cup -- it's decolonated.
2013-02-08 12:35:48 PM
7 votes:
gifrific.com
2013-02-08 12:22:40 PM
7 votes:
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
2013-02-08 12:47:01 PM
6 votes:
1.  eat milk and pop rocks
2. coffee enema
3. crappuccino
2013-02-08 12:06:36 PM
6 votes:
Here is an expert on the matter:

media.knoxnews.com
2013-02-08 01:41:19 PM
5 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-08 01:40:17 PM
5 votes:
i2.listal.com
2013-02-08 01:15:49 PM
5 votes:
That's funny, Jim never puts a second pot in his rectum at home....
2013-02-08 12:48:06 PM
5 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
2013-02-08 01:38:17 PM
4 votes:
America Runs on Dumpin'
2013-02-08 12:56:08 PM
4 votes:
If I recall the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" came from a supposed Victorian cure where this was literally done with bellows.

It's good to know we've come so far.

blogs.seattleweekly.com
2013-02-08 12:47:34 PM
4 votes:
|_|b + (_|_) = uh, eeeeww!!


//Fear my mad skillz
2013-02-08 12:39:03 PM
4 votes:
FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.
2013-02-08 12:38:49 PM
4 votes:
What? What?
2013-02-08 11:51:04 AM
4 votes:
Given how coffee ingested the normal way gets things moving for me, I can't imagine what butt chugging it would do.  Make me throw up?
2013-02-08 02:56:12 PM
3 votes:
dl.dropbox.com

/Seriously, Humanity... WTF?!
2013-02-08 02:11:41 PM
3 votes:
K-E-double L, -O-double-Good...
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
2013-02-08 02:03:38 PM
3 votes:

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?
2013-02-08 01:43:10 PM
3 votes:

Dr Dreidel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.

Aka "The Santorum".


dtdstudios.com
2013-02-08 01:34:41 PM
3 votes:
I'll clean my colon the old fashioned way----plenty of cheap beer and a stop by Taco Bell on the way home.
2013-02-08 01:03:37 PM
3 votes:

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!


You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly
2013-02-08 01:02:58 PM
3 votes:
I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!
2013-02-08 12:53:53 PM
3 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-02-08 12:42:52 PM
3 votes:
The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-02-08 12:41:00 PM
3 votes:
I don't think there has ever been a better use for this.

img213.imageshack.us
2013-02-08 03:11:44 PM
2 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: Hm, I think I'll make a pot.


Let us know how it comes out.
2013-02-08 02:54:31 PM
2 votes:
i759.photobucket.com

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips
2013-02-08 02:32:34 PM
2 votes:
The best modern term:  Butt chugging.

The Korean animation story of Manti Te'o and him butt chugging with a leprechaun made me shiat out my morning pumpkin spiced enema.
2013-02-08 02:15:19 PM
2 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....


cache.gawker.com

"Why, you sonofabiatch!"
2013-02-08 02:13:29 PM
2 votes:
We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....
2013-02-08 02:12:35 PM
2 votes:
I have the weirdest boner right now.
2013-02-08 02:02:44 PM
2 votes:
UCIA?
2013-02-08 12:50:03 PM
2 votes:
SO SHE'S INTO ANAL. ?!?!?
2013-02-08 12:45:53 PM
2 votes:
This headline worked well in the "Also on Fark" section:

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2013-02-08 12:44:01 PM
2 votes:
i.i.com.com

"You want what?"
2013-02-08 12:42:12 PM
2 votes:
Well now we know who ordered the shartaccino.
2013-02-08 12:22:16 PM
2 votes:
I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy
2013-02-08 04:59:14 PM
1 votes:
Dr. Roshini Rajapaksa, assistant professor of medicine and a gastroenterologist at NYU Medical Center, said she would never recommend coffee enemas.

"There's a down side and really no up side to it," she said.


Nicely phrased, Doc.
2013-02-08 03:26:09 PM
1 votes:

Close2TheEdge: I'd like to know what brand of air freshener they use.  The unholy smell of burnt coffee and fecal matter that must eminate from their shiatter means only the strongest, and I mean strongest form of Lysol is appropriate for use.


We call that 'shiatsol'.  A pleasant blending of shiat smells and antiseptic that covers up nothing, while remaining a toxic mix of the duo that stings the eyes and nose.
2013-02-08 02:45:21 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-08 02:29:02 PM
1 votes:
the people who run the drive through at starbucks hate it when these two stop by.
2013-02-08 02:26:45 PM
1 votes:
fta:  she prefers a fine grind that is "warm and thicker."

heh.  i bet she does.
2013-02-08 02:21:32 PM
1 votes:
2 girls 1 cup of coffee?
2013-02-08 02:08:18 PM
1 votes:
I stopped by Dutch Bros. this morning, nowhere on the menu did I see "Dutch rudder espresso"
2013-02-08 02:03:53 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker.""


So what you're telling us is that she likes it in her butt, warm, thick, and regular-like?

img850.imageshack.us
2013-02-08 02:01:28 PM
1 votes:
"The bottom line is there is not any beneficial effect and there is some risk associated with any enema and, in particular, using coffee," said Rajapaksa.

The bottom line also is slippery and smells funny
2013-02-08 01:58:40 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
2013-02-08 01:40:59 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Aka "The Santorum".
2013-02-08 01:40:28 PM
1 votes:

digitalrain: FTFY :)


Touche.

Or in that couple's case, bad touche.
2013-02-08 01:28:26 PM
1 votes:
i.ebayimg.com
2013-02-08 01:27:33 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Good morning everyone!

[www.glitters123.com image 293x253]

/I'll kill you all one day


That acid I put in my coffee this morning is really kicking in now.
2013-02-08 01:25:15 PM
1 votes:

Gunbuster718: I will find it immensely ironic if they feed their "torrent" back to a civet.



images.wildmadagascar.org

"Excuuuse me? How about NO."
2013-02-08 01:23:50 PM
1 votes:
Good morning everyone!

www.glitters123.com

/I'll kill you all one day
2013-02-08 01:22:10 PM
1 votes:
Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.
2013-02-08 01:16:21 PM
1 votes:
www.troll.me
2013-02-08 01:15:08 PM
1 votes:
"This coffee tastes like shiat"

"Oh yeah, well you can shove it up your arse then"

And thus an addiction was born...
2013-02-08 01:10:29 PM
1 votes:
Chock Full O' Nuts.
2013-02-08 12:54:14 PM
1 votes:
"Uh yeah, I'll take a grande decaf mocha frappechino, extra hazelnut, extra vanilla, and pour it up my ass please. No whipped cream."
2013-02-08 12:51:57 PM
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Colonic Triumph, great band name
2013-02-08 12:49:53 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if they've ever tried it with Kopi Luwak coffee.
2013-02-08 12:48:17 PM
1 votes:
USE NO-DOZ YOU PANTYWAISTS.
2013-02-08 12:47:43 PM
1 votes:
I had heard "La Cage au Folgers"

/Unable to use accurate accents due to posting from a phone.
2013-02-08 12:45:48 PM
1 votes:
Next up.... Epsom Salt Enema.  Never mind the fatal hypermagnesemia.
2013-02-08 12:42:19 PM
1 votes:
So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????
2013-02-08 12:39:37 PM
1 votes:
It's odd, but pretty close to normal compared to some of the other addictions that show has shown.
2013-02-08 12:39:09 PM
1 votes:
 "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

TMI biatches!!
2013-02-08 12:38:05 PM
1 votes:
theinfosphere.org

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?
 
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