butt.

Fill it to the rim, with Brim.

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

1.  eat milk and pop rocks
2. coffee enema
3. crappuccino

Here is an expert on the matter:

America Runs on Dumpin'

If I recall the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" came from a supposed Victorian cure where this was literally done with bellows.

It's good to know we've come so far.

FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.

Given how coffee ingested the normal way gets things moving for me, I can't imagine what butt chugging it would do.  Make me throw up?

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips

Bill_Wick's_Friend: We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....



"Why, you sonofabiatch!"

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy

Dr. Roshini Rajapaksa, assistant professor of medicine and a gastroenterologist at NYU Medical Center, said she would never recommend coffee enemas.

"There's a down side and really no up side to it," she said.

Nicely phrased, Doc.

fta:  she prefers a fine grind that is "warm and thicker."

heh.  i bet she does.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.

Aka "The Santorum".

digitalrain: FTFY :)

Touche.

Or in that couple's case, bad touche.

CygnusDarius: Good morning everyone!

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/I'll kill you all one day

That acid I put in my coffee this morning is really kicking in now.

"Uh yeah, I'll take a grande decaf mocha frappechino, extra hazelnut, extra vanilla, and pour it up my ass please. No whipped cream."

USE NO-DOZ YOU PANTYWAISTS.

So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?