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(ABC)   ♫ The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 31
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13733 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 12:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-08 12:22:16 PM  
8 votes:
I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy
2013-02-08 01:26:44 PM  
2 votes:
This whole story is weird and gross.
2013-02-08 12:56:08 PM  
2 votes:
If I recall the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" came from a supposed Victorian cure where this was literally done with bellows.

It's good to know we've come so far.

blogs.seattleweekly.com
2013-02-08 12:44:01 PM  
2 votes:
i.i.com.com

"You want what?"
2013-02-08 12:41:59 PM  
2 votes:
He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...
2013-02-08 12:41:33 PM  
2 votes:
Might as well get this one out of the way...

i.chzbgr.com
2013-02-08 12:41:00 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think there has ever been a better use for this.

img213.imageshack.us
2013-02-08 12:39:03 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.
2013-02-08 12:30:06 PM  
2 votes:
"I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.

Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.


I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.
2013-02-08 12:06:36 PM  
2 votes:
Here is an expert on the matter:

media.knoxnews.com
2013-02-08 02:15:19 PM  
1 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....


cache.gawker.com

"Why, you sonofabiatch!"
2013-02-08 01:57:24 PM  
1 votes:

 FTA....Caffeine can cause problems with dehydration and high blood pressure.



Was told I had extremely high blood pressure after an annual physical.
I immediately quit caffeinated coffee cold turkey. BP dropped dramatically within 2 months.
I miss it terribly, but I don' wanna die.
2013-02-08 01:40:17 PM  
1 votes:
i2.listal.com
2013-02-08 01:34:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'll clean my colon the old fashioned way----plenty of cheap beer and a stop by Taco Bell on the way home.
2013-02-08 01:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.
2013-02-08 01:15:49 PM  
1 votes:
That's funny, Jim never puts a second pot in his rectum at home....
2013-02-08 01:15:08 PM  
1 votes:
"This coffee tastes like shiat"

"Oh yeah, well you can shove it up your arse then"

And thus an addiction was born...
2013-02-08 12:58:20 PM  
1 votes:
Coffee enema was on the documentary about the Gerson therapy.

I was watching the documentary on Netflix, kinda agreeing with all the foodie talk and then all of a sudden: BAM! coffee enema. The kid even draws diagrams illustrating the process.

And, from somewhere in the internet:

Seven amazing health benefits of coffee enemas1) Coffee enemas reduce levels of systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent

2) Coffee enemas cleanse and heal the colon and digestive tract, improve peristalsis3) Coffee enemas boost energy levels, improve mental clarity and mood4) Coffee enemas eliminate parasites, candida
5) Coffee enemas detoxify, repair liver
6) Coffee enemas relieve chronic pain, ease "die-off" symptoms during cleanses, detox regimens7) Coffee enemas heal and prevent chronic illness

Taken from the link http://www.naturalnews.com/038429_health_benefits_coffee_enema_detox. h tml
2013-02-08 12:56:52 PM  
1 votes:
i72.photobucket.com
2013-02-08 12:51:57 PM  
1 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Colonic Triumph, great band name
2013-02-08 12:50:03 PM  
1 votes:
SO SHE'S INTO ANAL. ?!?!?
2013-02-08 12:46:30 PM  
1 votes:
Fill it to the rim, with Brim.
2013-02-08 12:46:12 PM  
1 votes:
Okay, that's just disgusting.

I actually feel like a worse person or having laughted about it, though.
2013-02-08 12:44:15 PM  
1 votes:
Robin Quivers picture here...
2013-02-08 12:42:52 PM  
1 votes:
The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-02-08 12:38:49 PM  
1 votes:
What? What?
2013-02-08 12:38:21 PM  
1 votes:
[whywouldyoudothat.jpg]
2013-02-08 12:38:05 PM  
1 votes:
theinfosphere.org

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?
2013-02-08 12:35:48 PM  
1 votes:
gifrific.com
2013-02-08 12:33:10 PM  
1 votes:
that is a link I wish I had not clicked.........tmi
2013-02-08 12:22:40 PM  
1 votes:
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
 
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