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2013-02-08 01:50:49 PM  
~~Starbucks, you better take care,
'cuz coffee don't go up my derrier.~~
 
2013-02-08 01:57:24 PM  

 FTA....Caffeine can cause problems with dehydration and high blood pressure.



Was told I had extremely high blood pressure after an annual physical.
I immediately quit caffeinated coffee cold turkey. BP dropped dramatically within 2 months.
I miss it terribly, but I don' wanna die.
 
2013-02-08 01:58:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:28 PM  
"The bottom line is there is not any beneficial effect and there is some risk associated with any enema and, in particular, using coffee," said Rajapaksa.

The bottom line also is slippery and smells funny
 
2013-02-08 02:02:44 PM  
UCIA?
 
2013-02-08 02:03:17 PM  
They should really switch to meth.
 
2013-02-08 02:03:38 PM  

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?
 
2013-02-08 02:03:53 PM  
FTFA: "Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker.""


So what you're telling us is that she likes it in her butt, warm, thick, and regular-like?

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2013-02-08 02:08:18 PM  
I stopped by Dutch Bros. this morning, nowhere on the menu did I see "Dutch rudder espresso"
 
2013-02-08 02:11:41 PM  
K-E-double L, -O-double-Good...
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2013-02-08 02:12:35 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-02-08 02:13:29 PM  
We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....
 
2013-02-08 02:15:19 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....


cache.gawker.com

"Why, you sonofabiatch!"
 
2013-02-08 02:21:32 PM  
2 girls 1 cup of coffee?
 
2013-02-08 02:25:34 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I wonder if they've ever tried it with Kopi Luwak coffee.


Would you call that meta coffee?
 
2013-02-08 02:26:45 PM  
fta:  she prefers a fine grind that is "warm and thicker."

heh.  i bet she does.
 
2013-02-08 02:28:23 PM  
Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.
 
2013-02-08 02:29:02 PM  
the people who run the drive through at starbucks hate it when these two stop by.
 
2013-02-08 02:30:34 PM  

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady: Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!!!!!

//coffee snob
 
2013-02-08 02:31:31 PM  

Mr. Right: Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.


Also boys and girls using vodka soaked tampons.
 
2013-02-08 02:32:34 PM  
The best modern term:  Butt chugging.

The Korean animation story of Manti Te'o and him butt chugging with a leprechaun made me shiat out my morning pumpkin spiced enema.
 
2013-02-08 02:35:59 PM  

BafflerMeal: Mr. Right: Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.

Also boys and girls using vodka soaked tampons.


Why are we so enamoured with our own asses?.
 
2013-02-08 02:39:24 PM  
anything worth doing is worth over-doing. enjoy your colostomy bags a few years from now, arseholes.
 
2013-02-08 02:42:42 PM  

KrispyKritter: enjoy your colostomy bags a few years from now, SEWN SHUT arseholes.


FTFY
 
2013-02-08 02:45:21 PM  
 
2013-02-08 02:47:41 PM  
If they were Australians in America they'd have to be careful with the coffee terminology. Asking for a long black up the butt could lead to some confusion...
 
2013-02-08 02:54:31 PM  
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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips
 
2013-02-08 02:56:12 PM  
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/Seriously, Humanity... WTF?!
 
2013-02-08 02:57:26 PM  
"Is... is that a skidmark?"

"No.. coffee stain."
 
2013-02-08 03:02:55 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
/Out of one butt, into another.
//The circle of life
 
2013-02-08 03:03:38 PM  

GWSuperfan: "Is... is that a skidmark?"

"No.. coffee stain."


"Dude, did you....jizz...your pants?"

"Oh no, that's just dairy creamer."
 
2013-02-08 03:06:15 PM  
I'd like to know what brand of air freshener they use.  The unholy smell of burnt coffee and fecal matter that must eminate from their shiatter means only the strongest, and I mean strongest form of Lysol is appropriate for use.
 
2013-02-08 03:06:27 PM  
Hm, I think I'll make a pot.
 
2013-02-08 03:11:44 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Hm, I think I'll make a pot.


Let us know how it comes out.
 
2013-02-08 03:12:47 PM  

bearded clamorer: Fill it to the rim, with Brim.


Thank you!
 
2013-02-08 03:20:30 PM  
I have *got* to stop reading fark in reverse chronological order. The comments on all the stories posted after this made no sense.

Now they do and I just wish they made no sense.
 
2013-02-08 03:20:50 PM  
"This coffee tastes like ass."
 
2013-02-08 03:22:24 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net

Likes the Starbuck's morning slow drip.
 
2013-02-08 03:24:25 PM  
That is a couple you don't steal coffee from at work.  Imagine them asking everyone in the office "Who drank my butt coffee?"
 
2013-02-08 03:25:46 PM  
As some who has never had an enema, how would this help you?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:07 PM  
I watched for about 45 seconds waiting for the joke...  What the fark is wrong with people?  Even if that's your thing, is it really news?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:09 PM  

Close2TheEdge: I'd like to know what brand of air freshener they use.  The unholy smell of burnt coffee and fecal matter that must eminate from their shiatter means only the strongest, and I mean strongest form of Lysol is appropriate for use.


We call that 'shiatsol'.  A pleasant blending of shiat smells and antiseptic that covers up nothing, while remaining a toxic mix of the duo that stings the eyes and nose.
 
2013-02-08 03:26:40 PM  
Context headline candidate, I do believe...  but that could just be the coffee talking.
 
2013-02-08 03:39:14 PM  

Treygreen13: The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
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at some point it just becomes "you like sticking things in your butt."  I'm not the expert authority on the topic but I'm guess that point is considerably less than 4 times a day.
 
2013-02-08 03:49:09 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Treygreen13: The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
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at some point it just becomes "you like sticking things in your butt."  I'm not the expert authority on the topic but I'm guess that point is considerably less than 4 times a day.


Or have an enema fetish...*shrugs*
 
2013-02-08 04:05:35 PM  
People have ingested chemicals using enemas throughout the years.  Ancient cultures used to ingest alcohol and psychotropic drinks through the rectum because the chemicals absorb faster as the rectum contains a large amount of capillaries.
Not that you should be doing enemas containing alcohol, coffee, or psychotropic drugs through your rectum in the first place.
 
2013-02-08 04:06:04 PM  
ftfa: The habit began after Trina had a series of issues with her health.

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"This is not the way to get healthy!"
 
2013-02-08 04:18:14 PM  
Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

Story as old as Adam & Eve.
 
2013-02-08 04:33:58 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

Story as old as Adam & Eve.


or Summer's Eve.....

www.summerseve.com
 
2013-02-08 04:40:28 PM  
I wonder if they're Chock Full o'Nuts.

I bet their poop was.
 
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