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2013-02-08 12:54:14 PM
"Uh yeah, I'll take a grande decaf mocha frappechino, extra hazelnut, extra vanilla, and pour it up my ass please. No whipped cream."
 
2013-02-08 12:56:04 PM
And he is tolerant of his wife's addiction, he said, "because I love her."


He must be a backdoor man.
 
2013-02-08 12:56:08 PM
If I recall the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" came from a supposed Victorian cure where this was literally done with bellows.

It's good to know we've come so far.

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2013-02-08 12:56:28 PM

bearded clamorer: Fill it to the rim, with Brim.


A bluegill ?
 
2013-02-08 12:56:52 PM
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2013-02-08 12:58:20 PM
Coffee enema was on the documentary about the Gerson therapy.

I was watching the documentary on Netflix, kinda agreeing with all the foodie talk and then all of a sudden: BAM! coffee enema. The kid even draws diagrams illustrating the process.

And, from somewhere in the internet:

Seven amazing health benefits of coffee enemas1) Coffee enemas reduce levels of systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent

2) Coffee enemas cleanse and heal the colon and digestive tract, improve peristalsis3) Coffee enemas boost energy levels, improve mental clarity and mood4) Coffee enemas eliminate parasites, candida
5) Coffee enemas detoxify, repair liver
6) Coffee enemas relieve chronic pain, ease "die-off" symptoms during cleanses, detox regimens7) Coffee enemas heal and prevent chronic illness

Taken from the link http://www.naturalnews.com/038429_health_benefits_coffee_enema_detox. h tml
 
2013-02-08 12:58:42 PM
En el culo!!!
 
2013-02-08 01:00:16 PM

Circusdog320: So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????


Wow...I saw that as Ralph Macchio for a second and got really scared.

/ Show me squirt the coffee in the toilet bowl Daniel-san!
 
2013-02-08 01:01:25 PM
Too hot?... No, too sweet...   ( Old joke).
 
2013-02-08 01:02:58 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!
 
2013-02-08 01:03:37 PM

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!


You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly
 
2013-02-08 01:04:51 PM
Does she take cream?
 
2013-02-08 01:05:33 PM

digitalrain: You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly


Yes, when the horse is unavailable
 
2013-02-08 01:08:58 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: [whywouldyoudothat.jpg]


Why would they feel the need to TELL us about it?
 
2013-02-08 01:09:08 PM

mr0x: digitalrain: You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly

Yes, when the horse is unavailable


Hey...more power too ya! Diff'rent strokes and all that.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:31 PM

digitalrain: Wow...I saw that as Ralph Macchio for a second and got really scared.


Same here.
 
2013-02-08 01:10:22 PM
I don't even...
 
2013-02-08 01:10:29 PM
Chock Full O' Nuts.
 
2013-02-08 01:12:31 PM
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2013-02-08 01:13:48 PM
Do they take it black like their men?
 
2013-02-08 01:15:08 PM
"This coffee tastes like shiat"

"Oh yeah, well you can shove it up your arse then"

And thus an addiction was born...
 
2013-02-08 01:15:49 PM
That's funny, Jim never puts a second pot in his rectum at home....
 
2013-02-08 01:16:21 PM
www.troll.me
 
2013-02-08 01:16:46 PM

Endive Wombat: Here is an expert on the matter:


Why?
 
2013-02-08 01:18:04 PM
Balloon boy!
 
2013-02-08 01:18:32 PM

digitalrain: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!

You like women in your ass?


*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Go onnnnnnnnn....
 
2013-02-08 01:18:37 PM
I will find it immensely ironic if they feed their "torrent" back to a civet.
 
2013-02-08 01:19:27 PM
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2013-02-08 01:22:10 PM
Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.
 
2013-02-08 01:23:50 PM
Good morning everyone!

www.glitters123.com

/I'll kill you all one day
 
2013-02-08 01:25:15 PM

Gunbuster718: I will find it immensely ironic if they feed their "torrent" back to a civet.



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"Excuuuse me? How about NO."
 
2013-02-08 01:26:15 PM
The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion.
 
2013-02-08 01:26:44 PM
This whole story is weird and gross.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:33 PM

CygnusDarius: Good morning everyone!

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/I'll kill you all one day


That acid I put in my coffee this morning is really kicking in now.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:54 PM
what happened to the good old days of a cardboard roll, a gerbil, a lighter, and a safe word?

/lemmywinks
 
2013-02-08 01:28:14 PM

Raging Thespian: The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion.


oh they're asserting all right....
 
2013-02-08 01:28:26 PM
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2013-02-08 01:29:41 PM

earthworm2.0: Raging Thespian: The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion insertion

oh they're asserting all right....


FTFY :)
 
2013-02-08 01:30:26 PM
Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html
 
2013-02-08 01:34:41 PM
I'll clean my colon the old fashioned way----plenty of cheap beer and a stop by Taco Bell on the way home.
 
2013-02-08 01:38:17 PM
America Runs on Dumpin'
 
2013-02-08 01:39:31 PM

billybobtoo: Too hot?... No, too sweet...   ( Old joke).


I have seen that comic.  Finding it on the Internet however is not proving easy.
 
2013-02-08 01:39:47 PM
The humble beginnings of 2 girls, one cup.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:17 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-02-08 01:40:28 PM

digitalrain: FTFY :)


Touche.

Or in that couple's case, bad touche.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:59 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Aka "The Santorum".
 
2013-02-08 01:41:19 PM
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2013-02-08 01:43:10 PM

Dr Dreidel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.

Aka "The Santorum".


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2013-02-08 01:46:09 PM
Who cares? Let them die of some wasting disease.
It's great when your whole life amounts to nothing more than 60 minute's grossed out entertainment for a few bored tv watchers.
 
2013-02-08 01:50:38 PM
Up next, bringing back tobacco smoke enemas.
 
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