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2013-02-08 11:48:22 AM  
butt.
 
2013-02-08 11:51:04 AM  
Given how coffee ingested the normal way gets things moving for me, I can't imagine what butt chugging it would do.  Make me throw up?
 
2013-02-08 11:59:34 AM  
Is David Chase now doing commercials?
 
2013-02-08 12:06:36 PM  
Here is an expert on the matter:

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2013-02-08 12:22:16 PM  
I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy
 
2013-02-08 12:22:40 PM  
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
 
2013-02-08 12:30:06 PM  
"I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.

Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.


I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.
 
2013-02-08 12:33:10 PM  
that is a link I wish I had not clicked.........tmi
 
2013-02-08 12:35:48 PM  
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2013-02-08 12:35:51 PM  
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2013-02-08 12:37:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy


Same. For some reason I'm remember that episode of Jackass (or whatever it was) where Steve-O did this with a beer.
 
2013-02-08 12:37:52 PM  
Two enemas, one cup
 
2013-02-08 12:38:05 PM  
theinfosphere.org

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?
 
2013-02-08 12:38:21 PM  
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2013-02-08 12:38:49 PM  
What? What?
 
2013-02-08 12:39:03 PM  
FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.
 
2013-02-08 12:39:09 PM  
 "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

TMI biatches!!
 
2013-02-08 12:39:18 PM  
Have another cup -- it's decolonated.
 
2013-02-08 12:39:37 PM  
It's odd, but pretty close to normal compared to some of the other addictions that show has shown.
 
2013-02-08 12:40:27 PM  
Asinine, or ten cups a day.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:00 PM  
I don't think there has ever been a better use for this.

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2013-02-08 12:41:33 PM  
Might as well get this one out of the way...

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2013-02-08 12:41:41 PM  
Humans are weird.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:59 PM  
He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...
 
2013-02-08 12:42:12 PM  
Well now we know who ordered the shartaccino.
 
2013-02-08 12:42:19 PM  
So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????
 
2013-02-08 12:42:52 PM  
The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
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2013-02-08 12:44:01 PM  
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"You want what?"
 
2013-02-08 12:44:15 PM  
Robin Quivers picture here...
 
2013-02-08 12:44:36 PM  
Florida?

I was expecting Illinois.


/I heard he's on the loose.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:48 PM  
Next up.... Epsom Salt Enema.  Never mind the fatal hypermagnesemia.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:53 PM  
This headline worked well in the "Also on Fark" section:

Main  ♫ The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your ( ) » (13 comments)
 
2013-02-08 12:46:12 PM  
Okay, that's just disgusting.

I actually feel like a worse person or having laughted about it, though.
 
2013-02-08 12:46:30 PM  
Fill it to the rim, with Brim.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:01 PM  
1.  eat milk and pop rocks
2. coffee enema
3. crappuccino
 
2013-02-08 12:47:34 PM  
|_|b + (_|_) = uh, eeeeww!!


//Fear my mad skillz
 
2013-02-08 12:47:43 PM  
I had heard "La Cage au Folgers"

/Unable to use accurate accents due to posting from a phone.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:47 PM  
So this is what's on cable tv now. Glad I gave it up years and years ago.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:50 PM  
Coffee goes where?!?
 
2013-02-08 12:48:06 PM  
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2013-02-08 12:48:10 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Cream and sugar?"
 
2013-02-08 12:48:17 PM  
USE NO-DOZ YOU PANTYWAISTS.
 
2013-02-08 12:48:35 PM  
Oh and:

shanrick: With friends like those, who needs enemas?


So where are you from, anyway?
 
2013-02-08 12:49:31 PM  
Starbucks will be having donkey shows if this keeps up.
 
2013-02-08 12:49:36 PM  

Slaxl: "I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.

Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.

I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.


Not mentioned: they also live on a cheese-only diet.
 
2013-02-08 12:49:53 PM  
I wonder if they've ever tried it with Kopi Luwak coffee.
 
2013-02-08 12:50:03 PM  
SO SHE'S INTO ANAL. ?!?!?
 
2013-02-08 12:51:57 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Colonic Triumph, great band name
 
2013-02-08 12:52:58 PM  
HANDFULS AND HANDFULS OF NO-DOZ!!

Really.

You pikers.
 
2013-02-08 12:53:53 PM  
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