MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy
shanrick: With friends like those, who needs enemas?
Slaxl: "I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.
AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.
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