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2013-02-08 04:51:07 PM

fat boy: I stopped by Dutch Bros. this morning, nowhere on the menu did I see "Dutch rudder espresso"


I hate you.

/drinks excessive Dutch Bros. every trip to Oregon... Goddamn I miss that stuff!
 
2013-02-08 04:53:20 PM

tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html


If you mean alternative = bullshiat
 
2013-02-08 04:57:48 PM
She likes it hot, black, strong and in her butt - just like she likes her men.
 
2013-02-08 04:59:14 PM
Dr. Roshini Rajapaksa, assistant professor of medicine and a gastroenterologist at NYU Medical Center, said she would never recommend coffee enemas.

"There's a down side and really no up side to it," she said.


Nicely phrased, Doc.
 
2013-02-08 05:03:17 PM
CDMS?

/probably meaningless except to New Orleanians
 
2013-02-08 05:05:59 PM

MBooda: /probably meaningless except to New Orleanians


They could offer an entire line of beignet butt plugs, too!
 
2013-02-08 05:08:50 PM
My sister has Crohn's disease. I am so going to send this article to her. The response will be worth it.
 
2013-02-08 05:27:44 PM
I think they're addicted to "the gay".
 
2013-02-08 05:33:01 PM

markie_farkie: MBooda: /probably meaningless except to New Orleanians

They could offer an entire line of beignet butt plugs, too!


It's frightening that you know the brand name of butt plugs.
 
2013-02-08 06:13:55 PM

the_sidewinder: [theinfosphere.org image 800x450]

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?


Don't fight the illogical.  It only hurts.  Although I suppose it does prevent coffee stains on your teeth.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:34 PM

HoratioGates: Although I suppose it does prevent coffee stains on your teeth.


But raises your anal bleaching bills, presumably.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:54 PM
mr0x:

And, from somewhere in the internet:

Seven amazing health benefits of coffee enemas1) Coffee enemas reduce levels of systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent

2) Coffee enemas cleanse and heal the colon and digestive tract, improve peristalsis3) Coffee enemas boost energy levels, improve mental clarity and mood4) Coffee enemas eliminate parasites, candida
5) Coffee enemas detoxify, repair liver
6) Coffee enemas relieve chronic pain, ease "die-off" symptoms during cleanses, detox regimens7) Coffee enemas heal and prevent chronic illness
Taken from the link http://www.naturalnews.com/038429_health_benefits_coffee_enema_detox. h tml


well, if it's on the internet, it must be true. Any Farkers have some advice for a new coffee enema enthusiast? Should we form a club?

/club will be tasteful. finger foods and whatnot
//and only the finest coffees for our pristine intestinal tracts
///bonjour!
 
2013-02-08 07:19:31 PM

sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat


i94.photobucket.com

I made no endorsement, just a statement.
 
2013-02-08 07:36:29 PM

MBooda: K-E-double L, -O-double-Good...
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I can't drink that much coffee!

/oh, it's not goin' in that end...
 
2013-02-08 07:54:25 PM

sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat


http://www.wholisticresearch.com/info/artshow.php3?artid=86

"The detoxification process of the therapy is of major importance. Once the immune system starts working it begins to break down the tumours releasing high levels of toxins into the blood stream. To aid in the detoxification process up to five coffee enemas can be taken each day. The caffeine contained in the enemas is drawn into the blood and tissues, particularly the liver, which is stimulated to excrete its toxins. These toxins are passed to the bile duct, which in turn empties into the intestines and are then expelled naturally."

These people are obviously over doing it, as they're not suffering from debilitating diseases, but the nutritional science behind the practice is sound. I won't bother posting actual success rates as I'm sure facts don't mean much to you. It's alright though, you don't have to understand these types of things. It takes all types.
 
2013-02-08 08:09:55 PM
Janet Jackson does it so it must be (snert giggle) totally normal, right?
 
2013-02-08 08:34:40 PM

sewnandsilent: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

http://www.wholisticresearch.com/info/artshow.php3?artid=86

"The detoxification process of the therapy is of major importance. Once the immune system starts working it begins to break down the tumours releasing high levels of toxins into the blood stream. To aid in the detoxification process up to five coffee enemas can be taken each day. The caffeine contained in the enemas is drawn into the blood and tissues, particularly the liver, which is stimulated to excrete its toxins. These toxins are passed to the bile duct, which in turn empties into the intestines and are then expelled naturally."

These people are obviously over doing it, as they're not suffering from debilitating diseases, but the nutritional science behind the practice is sound. I won't bother posting actual success rates as I'm sure facts don't mean much to you. It's alright though, you don't have to understand these types of things. It takes all types.


Nicely Stated, you have no need for my approbations, but you have them.
 
2013-02-08 08:39:59 PM

tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat



I made no endorsement, just a statement.


Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.
 
2013-02-08 09:17:55 PM

sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.


Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little
 
2013-02-08 10:03:30 PM

tshauk: sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.

Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little


And you are a stupid person. Quackery kills people. DIAF.
 
2013-02-08 10:21:53 PM

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In your trunk with the other spares?
 
2013-02-09 01:13:23 AM

sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.

Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little

And you are a stupid person. Quackery kills people. DIAF.


Location: Own private hell:

  Don't bring others there, work it out on your own.

Good Luck
 
2013-02-09 01:24:01 AM

AkaDad: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In your trunk with the other spares?


Ground up and in my freezer.
 
2013-02-09 07:49:54 AM

macadamnut:


Well done
 
2013-02-10 04:08:09 PM

Meatybrain: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
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