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2013-02-08 11:48:22 AM  
butt.
 
2013-02-08 11:51:04 AM  
Given how coffee ingested the normal way gets things moving for me, I can't imagine what butt chugging it would do.  Make me throw up?
 
2013-02-08 11:59:34 AM  
Is David Chase now doing commercials?
 
2013-02-08 12:06:36 PM  
Here is an expert on the matter:

media.knoxnews.com
 
2013-02-08 12:22:16 PM  
I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy
 
2013-02-08 12:22:40 PM  
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
 
2013-02-08 12:30:06 PM  
"I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.

Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.


I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.
 
2013-02-08 12:33:10 PM  
that is a link I wish I had not clicked.........tmi
 
2013-02-08 12:35:48 PM  
gifrific.com
 
2013-02-08 12:35:51 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 12:37:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that and been perfectly happy


Same. For some reason I'm remember that episode of Jackass (or whatever it was) where Steve-O did this with a beer.
 
2013-02-08 12:37:52 PM  
Two enemas, one cup
 
2013-02-08 12:38:05 PM  
theinfosphere.org

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?
 
2013-02-08 12:38:21 PM  
[whywouldyoudothat.jpg]
 
2013-02-08 12:38:49 PM  
What? What?
 
2013-02-08 12:39:03 PM  
FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.
 
2013-02-08 12:39:09 PM  
 "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

TMI biatches!!
 
2013-02-08 12:39:18 PM  
Have another cup -- it's decolonated.
 
2013-02-08 12:39:37 PM  
It's odd, but pretty close to normal compared to some of the other addictions that show has shown.
 
2013-02-08 12:40:27 PM  
Asinine, or ten cups a day.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:00 PM  
I don't think there has ever been a better use for this.

img213.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-08 12:41:33 PM  
Might as well get this one out of the way...

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-08 12:41:41 PM  
Humans are weird.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:59 PM  
He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...
 
2013-02-08 12:42:12 PM  
Well now we know who ordered the shartaccino.
 
2013-02-08 12:42:19 PM  
So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????
 
2013-02-08 12:42:52 PM  
The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-08 12:44:01 PM  
i.i.com.com

"You want what?"
 
2013-02-08 12:44:15 PM  
Robin Quivers picture here...
 
2013-02-08 12:44:36 PM  
Florida?

I was expecting Illinois.


/I heard he's on the loose.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:48 PM  
Next up.... Epsom Salt Enema.  Never mind the fatal hypermagnesemia.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:53 PM  
This headline worked well in the "Also on Fark" section:

Main  ♫ The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your ( ) » (13 comments)
 
2013-02-08 12:46:12 PM  
Okay, that's just disgusting.

I actually feel like a worse person or having laughted about it, though.
 
2013-02-08 12:46:30 PM  
Fill it to the rim, with Brim.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:01 PM  
1.  eat milk and pop rocks
2. coffee enema
3. crappuccino
 
2013-02-08 12:47:34 PM  
|_|b + (_|_) = uh, eeeeww!!


//Fear my mad skillz
 
2013-02-08 12:47:43 PM  
I had heard "La Cage au Folgers"

/Unable to use accurate accents due to posting from a phone.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:47 PM  
So this is what's on cable tv now. Glad I gave it up years and years ago.
 
2013-02-08 12:47:50 PM  
Coffee goes where?!?
 
2013-02-08 12:48:06 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-08 12:48:10 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Cream and sugar?"
 
2013-02-08 12:48:17 PM  
USE NO-DOZ YOU PANTYWAISTS.
 
2013-02-08 12:48:35 PM  
Oh and:

shanrick: With friends like those, who needs enemas?


So where are you from, anyway?
 
2013-02-08 12:49:31 PM  
Starbucks will be having donkey shows if this keeps up.
 
2013-02-08 12:49:36 PM  

Slaxl: "I had a lot of stomach problems, digestive problems with my kidney and my liver," she said.

Neither Trina nor her husband had, up until then, visited a doctor in years.

I see... Here's a tip for future, provided you don't live in a country where doctors recommend leeches and crows pecking at your feet to cure a cold then perhaps next time you feelunwell, goto a doctor, not the internet.


Not mentioned: they also live on a cheese-only diet.
 
2013-02-08 12:49:53 PM  
I wonder if they've ever tried it with Kopi Luwak coffee.
 
2013-02-08 12:50:03 PM  
SO SHE'S INTO ANAL. ?!?!?
 
2013-02-08 12:51:57 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Colonic Triumph, great band name
 
2013-02-08 12:52:58 PM  
HANDFULS AND HANDFULS OF NO-DOZ!!

Really.

You pikers.
 
2013-02-08 12:53:53 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 12:54:14 PM  
"Uh yeah, I'll take a grande decaf mocha frappechino, extra hazelnut, extra vanilla, and pour it up my ass please. No whipped cream."
 
2013-02-08 12:56:04 PM  
And he is tolerant of his wife's addiction, he said, "because I love her."


He must be a backdoor man.
 
2013-02-08 12:56:08 PM  
If I recall the phrase "blowing smoke up ones ass" came from a supposed Victorian cure where this was literally done with bellows.

It's good to know we've come so far.

blogs.seattleweekly.com
 
2013-02-08 12:56:28 PM  

bearded clamorer: Fill it to the rim, with Brim.


A bluegill ?
 
2013-02-08 12:56:52 PM  
i72.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 12:58:20 PM  
Coffee enema was on the documentary about the Gerson therapy.

I was watching the documentary on Netflix, kinda agreeing with all the foodie talk and then all of a sudden: BAM! coffee enema. The kid even draws diagrams illustrating the process.

And, from somewhere in the internet:

Seven amazing health benefits of coffee enemas1) Coffee enemas reduce levels of systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent

2) Coffee enemas cleanse and heal the colon and digestive tract, improve peristalsis3) Coffee enemas boost energy levels, improve mental clarity and mood4) Coffee enemas eliminate parasites, candida
5) Coffee enemas detoxify, repair liver
6) Coffee enemas relieve chronic pain, ease "die-off" symptoms during cleanses, detox regimens7) Coffee enemas heal and prevent chronic illness

Taken from the link http://www.naturalnews.com/038429_health_benefits_coffee_enema_detox. h tml
 
2013-02-08 12:58:42 PM  
En el culo!!!
 
2013-02-08 01:00:16 PM  

Circusdog320: So at Starbucks is that a Colonccino or  Rectum Macchiato ????


Wow...I saw that as Ralph Macchio for a second and got really scared.

/ Show me squirt the coffee in the toilet bowl Daniel-san!
 
2013-02-08 01:01:25 PM  
Too hot?... No, too sweet...   ( Old joke).
 
2013-02-08 01:02:58 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!
 
2013-02-08 01:03:37 PM  

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!


You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly
 
2013-02-08 01:04:51 PM  
Does she take cream?
 
2013-02-08 01:05:33 PM  

digitalrain: You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly


Yes, when the horse is unavailable
 
2013-02-08 01:08:58 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: [whywouldyoudothat.jpg]


Why would they feel the need to TELL us about it?
 
2013-02-08 01:09:08 PM  

mr0x: digitalrain: You like women in your ass? Oooookay then...

/ backs away slowly

Yes, when the horse is unavailable


Hey...more power too ya! Diff'rent strokes and all that.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:31 PM  

digitalrain: Wow...I saw that as Ralph Macchio for a second and got really scared.


Same here.
 
2013-02-08 01:10:22 PM  
I don't even...
 
2013-02-08 01:10:29 PM  
Chock Full O' Nuts.
 
2013-02-08 01:12:31 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 01:13:48 PM  
Do they take it black like their men?
 
2013-02-08 01:15:08 PM  
"This coffee tastes like shiat"

"Oh yeah, well you can shove it up your arse then"

And thus an addiction was born...
 
2013-02-08 01:15:49 PM  
That's funny, Jim never puts a second pot in his rectum at home....
 
2013-02-08 01:16:21 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-02-08 01:16:46 PM  

Endive Wombat: Here is an expert on the matter:


Why?
 
2013-02-08 01:18:04 PM  
Balloon boy!
 
2013-02-08 01:18:32 PM  

digitalrain: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In the ass!

You like women in your ass?


*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Go onnnnnnnnn....
 
2013-02-08 01:18:37 PM  
I will find it immensely ironic if they feed their "torrent" back to a civet.
 
2013-02-08 01:19:27 PM  
i01.i.aliimg.com
 
2013-02-08 01:22:10 PM  
Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.
 
2013-02-08 01:23:50 PM  
Good morning everyone!

www.glitters123.com

/I'll kill you all one day
 
2013-02-08 01:25:15 PM  

Gunbuster718: I will find it immensely ironic if they feed their "torrent" back to a civet.



images.wildmadagascar.org

"Excuuuse me? How about NO."
 
2013-02-08 01:26:15 PM  
The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion.
 
2013-02-08 01:26:44 PM  
This whole story is weird and gross.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:33 PM  

CygnusDarius: Good morning everyone!

[www.glitters123.com image 293x253]

/I'll kill you all one day


That acid I put in my coffee this morning is really kicking in now.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:54 PM  
what happened to the good old days of a cardboard roll, a gerbil, a lighter, and a safe word?

/lemmywinks
 
2013-02-08 01:28:14 PM  

Raging Thespian: The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion.


oh they're asserting all right....
 
2013-02-08 01:28:26 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-02-08 01:29:41 PM  

earthworm2.0: Raging Thespian: The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might not actually be licensed medical practitioners and maybe, just maybe, they haven't read a plethora of studies from peer-reviewed journals to support this assertion insertion

oh they're asserting all right....


FTFY :)
 
2013-02-08 01:30:26 PM  
Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html
 
2013-02-08 01:34:41 PM  
I'll clean my colon the old fashioned way----plenty of cheap beer and a stop by Taco Bell on the way home.
 
2013-02-08 01:38:17 PM  
America Runs on Dumpin'
 
2013-02-08 01:39:31 PM  

billybobtoo: Too hot?... No, too sweet...   ( Old joke).


I have seen that comic.  Finding it on the Internet however is not proving easy.
 
2013-02-08 01:39:47 PM  
The humble beginnings of 2 girls, one cup.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:17 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2013-02-08 01:40:28 PM  

digitalrain: FTFY :)


Touche.

Or in that couple's case, bad touche.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:59 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.


Aka "The Santorum".
 
2013-02-08 01:41:19 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 01:43:10 PM  

Dr Dreidel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: But these enemas can be tricky: "I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat," said Mike. "It comes flying out like a torrent."

So there's action and danger? Count me in. This is a Seamless Continuum of Win. A Colonic Triumph!

The next step in the Evolution of the Coffee Enema is, of course, the frothy cappuccino enema with cinnamon.

Aka "The Santorum".


dtdstudios.com
 
2013-02-08 01:46:09 PM  
Who cares? Let them die of some wasting disease.
It's great when your whole life amounts to nothing more than 60 minute's grossed out entertainment for a few bored tv watchers.
 
2013-02-08 01:50:38 PM  
Up next, bringing back tobacco smoke enemas.
 
2013-02-08 01:50:49 PM  
~~Starbucks, you better take care,
'cuz coffee don't go up my derrier.~~
 
2013-02-08 01:57:24 PM  

 FTA....Caffeine can cause problems with dehydration and high blood pressure.



Was told I had extremely high blood pressure after an annual physical.
I immediately quit caffeinated coffee cold turkey. BP dropped dramatically within 2 months.
I miss it terribly, but I don' wanna die.
 
2013-02-08 01:58:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: He never has a 2nd coffee enema at home...


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:28 PM  
"The bottom line is there is not any beneficial effect and there is some risk associated with any enema and, in particular, using coffee," said Rajapaksa.

The bottom line also is slippery and smells funny
 
2013-02-08 02:02:44 PM  
UCIA?
 
2013-02-08 02:03:17 PM  
They should really switch to meth.
 
2013-02-08 02:03:38 PM  

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?
 
2013-02-08 02:03:53 PM  
FTFA: "Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker.""


So what you're telling us is that she likes it in her butt, warm, thick, and regular-like?

img850.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-08 02:08:18 PM  
I stopped by Dutch Bros. this morning, nowhere on the menu did I see "Dutch rudder espresso"
 
2013-02-08 02:11:41 PM  
K-E-double L, -O-double-Good...
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
 
2013-02-08 02:12:35 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-02-08 02:13:29 PM  
We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....
 
2013-02-08 02:15:19 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: We've secretly replaced the fresh brewed coffee usually served in this San Francisco restaurant with Folgers Crystalstm that have been up someone's ass.

Let's see if anyone notices.....


cache.gawker.com

"Why, you sonofabiatch!"
 
2013-02-08 02:21:32 PM  
2 girls 1 cup of coffee?
 
2013-02-08 02:25:34 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I wonder if they've ever tried it with Kopi Luwak coffee.


Would you call that meta coffee?
 
2013-02-08 02:26:45 PM  
fta:  she prefers a fine grind that is "warm and thicker."

heh.  i bet she does.
 
2013-02-08 02:28:23 PM  
Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.
 
2013-02-08 02:29:02 PM  
the people who run the drive through at starbucks hate it when these two stop by.
 
2013-02-08 02:30:34 PM  

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady: Better to put Folgers in your butt than drink it.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!!!!!

//coffee snob
 
2013-02-08 02:31:31 PM  

Mr. Right: Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.


Also boys and girls using vodka soaked tampons.
 
2013-02-08 02:32:34 PM  
The best modern term:  Butt chugging.

The Korean animation story of Manti Te'o and him butt chugging with a leprechaun made me shiat out my morning pumpkin spiced enema.
 
2013-02-08 02:35:59 PM  

BafflerMeal: Mr. Right: Wasn't there a story a few years back about young women with bulimia doing enemas with alcoholic beverages so that they could get drunk and not have anything go through their stomach?  This story was gross enough to remind me of that one.

Also boys and girls using vodka soaked tampons.


Why are we so enamoured with our own asses?.
 
2013-02-08 02:39:24 PM  
anything worth doing is worth over-doing. enjoy your colostomy bags a few years from now, arseholes.
 
2013-02-08 02:42:42 PM  

KrispyKritter: enjoy your colostomy bags a few years from now, SEWN SHUT arseholes.


FTFY
 
2013-02-08 02:45:21 PM  
 
2013-02-08 02:47:41 PM  
If they were Australians in America they'd have to be careful with the coffee terminology. Asking for a long black up the butt could lead to some confusion...
 
2013-02-08 02:54:31 PM  
i759.photobucket.com

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..." - Emo Philips
 
2013-02-08 02:56:12 PM  
dl.dropbox.com

/Seriously, Humanity... WTF?!
 
2013-02-08 02:57:26 PM  
"Is... is that a skidmark?"

"No.. coffee stain."
 
2013-02-08 03:02:55 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
/Out of one butt, into another.
//The circle of life
 
2013-02-08 03:03:38 PM  

GWSuperfan: "Is... is that a skidmark?"

"No.. coffee stain."


"Dude, did you....jizz...your pants?"

"Oh no, that's just dairy creamer."
 
2013-02-08 03:06:15 PM  
I'd like to know what brand of air freshener they use.  The unholy smell of burnt coffee and fecal matter that must eminate from their shiatter means only the strongest, and I mean strongest form of Lysol is appropriate for use.
 
2013-02-08 03:06:27 PM  
Hm, I think I'll make a pot.
 
2013-02-08 03:11:44 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Hm, I think I'll make a pot.


Let us know how it comes out.
 
2013-02-08 03:12:47 PM  

bearded clamorer: Fill it to the rim, with Brim.


Thank you!
 
2013-02-08 03:20:30 PM  
I have *got* to stop reading fark in reverse chronological order. The comments on all the stories posted after this made no sense.

Now they do and I just wish they made no sense.
 
2013-02-08 03:20:50 PM  
"This coffee tastes like ass."
 
2013-02-08 03:22:24 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net

Likes the Starbuck's morning slow drip.
 
2013-02-08 03:24:25 PM  
That is a couple you don't steal coffee from at work.  Imagine them asking everyone in the office "Who drank my butt coffee?"
 
2013-02-08 03:25:46 PM  
As some who has never had an enema, how would this help you?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:07 PM  
I watched for about 45 seconds waiting for the joke...  What the fark is wrong with people?  Even if that's your thing, is it really news?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:09 PM  

Close2TheEdge: I'd like to know what brand of air freshener they use.  The unholy smell of burnt coffee and fecal matter that must eminate from their shiatter means only the strongest, and I mean strongest form of Lysol is appropriate for use.


We call that 'shiatsol'.  A pleasant blending of shiat smells and antiseptic that covers up nothing, while remaining a toxic mix of the duo that stings the eyes and nose.
 
2013-02-08 03:26:40 PM  
Context headline candidate, I do believe...  but that could just be the coffee talking.
 
2013-02-08 03:39:14 PM  

Treygreen13: The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 300x166]


at some point it just becomes "you like sticking things in your butt."  I'm not the expert authority on the topic but I'm guess that point is considerably less than 4 times a day.
 
2013-02-08 03:49:09 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Treygreen13: The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 300x166]

at some point it just becomes "you like sticking things in your butt."  I'm not the expert authority on the topic but I'm guess that point is considerably less than 4 times a day.


Or have an enema fetish...*shrugs*
 
2013-02-08 04:05:35 PM  
People have ingested chemicals using enemas throughout the years.  Ancient cultures used to ingest alcohol and psychotropic drinks through the rectum because the chemicals absorb faster as the rectum contains a large amount of capillaries.
Not that you should be doing enemas containing alcohol, coffee, or psychotropic drugs through your rectum in the first place.
 
2013-02-08 04:06:04 PM  
ftfa: The habit began after Trina had a series of issues with her health.

i.imgur.com
"This is not the way to get healthy!"
 
2013-02-08 04:18:14 PM  
Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

Story as old as Adam & Eve.
 
2013-02-08 04:33:58 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

Story as old as Adam & Eve.


or Summer's Eve.....

www.summerseve.com
 
2013-02-08 04:40:28 PM  
I wonder if they're Chock Full o'Nuts.

I bet their poop was.
 
2013-02-08 04:51:07 PM  

fat boy: I stopped by Dutch Bros. this morning, nowhere on the menu did I see "Dutch rudder espresso"


I hate you.

/drinks excessive Dutch Bros. every trip to Oregon... Goddamn I miss that stuff!
 
2013-02-08 04:53:20 PM  

tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html


If you mean alternative = bullshiat
 
2013-02-08 04:57:48 PM  
She likes it hot, black, strong and in her butt - just like she likes her men.
 
2013-02-08 04:59:14 PM  
Dr. Roshini Rajapaksa, assistant professor of medicine and a gastroenterologist at NYU Medical Center, said she would never recommend coffee enemas.

"There's a down side and really no up side to it," she said.


Nicely phrased, Doc.
 
2013-02-08 05:03:17 PM  
CDMS?

/probably meaningless except to New Orleanians
 
2013-02-08 05:05:59 PM  

MBooda: /probably meaningless except to New Orleanians


They could offer an entire line of beignet butt plugs, too!
 
2013-02-08 05:08:50 PM  
My sister has Crohn's disease. I am so going to send this article to her. The response will be worth it.
 
2013-02-08 05:27:44 PM  
I think they're addicted to "the gay".
 
2013-02-08 05:33:01 PM  

markie_farkie: MBooda: /probably meaningless except to New Orleanians

They could offer an entire line of beignet butt plugs, too!


It's frightening that you know the brand name of butt plugs.
 
2013-02-08 06:13:55 PM  

the_sidewinder: [theinfosphere.org image 800x450]

I'm still confused about how drinking coffee is bad for their health, yet sticking it up their ass isn't?


Don't fight the illogical.  It only hurts.  Although I suppose it does prevent coffee stains on your teeth.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:34 PM  

HoratioGates: Although I suppose it does prevent coffee stains on your teeth.


But raises your anal bleaching bills, presumably.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:54 PM  
mr0x:

And, from somewhere in the internet:

Seven amazing health benefits of coffee enemas1) Coffee enemas reduce levels of systemic toxicity by up to 700 percent

2) Coffee enemas cleanse and heal the colon and digestive tract, improve peristalsis3) Coffee enemas boost energy levels, improve mental clarity and mood4) Coffee enemas eliminate parasites, candida
5) Coffee enemas detoxify, repair liver
6) Coffee enemas relieve chronic pain, ease "die-off" symptoms during cleanses, detox regimens7) Coffee enemas heal and prevent chronic illness
Taken from the link http://www.naturalnews.com/038429_health_benefits_coffee_enema_detox. h tml


well, if it's on the internet, it must be true. Any Farkers have some advice for a new coffee enema enthusiast? Should we form a club?

/club will be tasteful. finger foods and whatnot
//and only the finest coffees for our pristine intestinal tracts
///bonjour!
 
2013-02-08 07:19:31 PM  

sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat


i94.photobucket.com

I made no endorsement, just a statement.
 
2013-02-08 07:36:29 PM  

MBooda: K-E-double L, -O-double-Good...
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I can't drink that much coffee!

/oh, it's not goin' in that end...
 
2013-02-08 07:54:25 PM  

sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat


http://www.wholisticresearch.com/info/artshow.php3?artid=86

"The detoxification process of the therapy is of major importance. Once the immune system starts working it begins to break down the tumours releasing high levels of toxins into the blood stream. To aid in the detoxification process up to five coffee enemas can be taken each day. The caffeine contained in the enemas is drawn into the blood and tissues, particularly the liver, which is stimulated to excrete its toxins. These toxins are passed to the bile duct, which in turn empties into the intestines and are then expelled naturally."

These people are obviously over doing it, as they're not suffering from debilitating diseases, but the nutritional science behind the practice is sound. I won't bother posting actual success rates as I'm sure facts don't mean much to you. It's alright though, you don't have to understand these types of things. It takes all types.
 
2013-02-08 08:09:55 PM  
Janet Jackson does it so it must be (snert giggle) totally normal, right?
 
2013-02-08 08:34:40 PM  

sewnandsilent: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

http://www.wholisticresearch.com/info/artshow.php3?artid=86

"The detoxification process of the therapy is of major importance. Once the immune system starts working it begins to break down the tumours releasing high levels of toxins into the blood stream. To aid in the detoxification process up to five coffee enemas can be taken each day. The caffeine contained in the enemas is drawn into the blood and tissues, particularly the liver, which is stimulated to excrete its toxins. These toxins are passed to the bile duct, which in turn empties into the intestines and are then expelled naturally."

These people are obviously over doing it, as they're not suffering from debilitating diseases, but the nutritional science behind the practice is sound. I won't bother posting actual success rates as I'm sure facts don't mean much to you. It's alright though, you don't have to understand these types of things. It takes all types.


Nicely Stated, you have no need for my approbations, but you have them.
 
2013-02-08 08:39:59 PM  

tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat



I made no endorsement, just a statement.


Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.
 
2013-02-08 09:17:55 PM  

sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.


Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little
 
2013-02-08 10:03:30 PM  

tshauk: sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.

Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little


And you are a stupid person. Quackery kills people. DIAF.
 
2013-02-08 10:21:53 PM  

mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In your trunk with the other spares?
 
2013-02-09 01:13:23 AM  

sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: sseye: tshauk: Alternative cancer treatment is Coffee Enemas along with a juice diet....been around for years.

http://www.treating-cancer-alternatively.com/Coffee-enemas.html

If you mean alternative = bullshiat

I made no endorsement, just a statement.

Anything that links to quackery without clearly labeling it a such is a mistake.

Sorry you can't write clearly.

Wow, you're just a sad person... laugh a little

And you are a stupid person. Quackery kills people. DIAF.


Location: Own private hell:

  Don't bring others there, work it out on your own.

Good Luck
 
2013-02-09 01:24:01 AM  

AkaDad: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In your trunk with the other spares?


Ground up and in my freezer.
 
2013-02-09 07:49:54 AM  

macadamnut:


Well done
 
2013-02-10 04:08:09 PM  

Meatybrain: mr0x: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In a burlap sack tied to the back of a donkey?


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
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