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(Huffington Post UK)   The transition of Lil Kim to Lil Kimchi is now complete   ( huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line
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15839 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Feb 2013 at 11:31 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-08 01:51:08 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2013-02-08 01:55:00 PM  
I just don't understand why people do that. Is it body dysmorphia or something? Do they look in the mirror and see something completely different? How can you look at yourself, see those cheeks, and conclude, "YES! This is definitely what I want to look like!"
 
2013-02-08 01:55:58 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]

Meh....Not a bad looking transformer....

Is that a pink chicken wing necklace?


Holy SHIATE.....You are right!!!

/Wipes eyes in disbelief
 
2013-02-08 01:58:11 PM  
Too bad ctl+z doesn't do anything in real life.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 02:01:11 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]


You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:45 PM  

Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]


Is that unicorn jizz on her neck?
 
2013-02-08 02:05:33 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.
 
2013-02-08 02:11:47 PM  
That girl got more nuts in her than Planter's
 
2013-02-08 02:12:36 PM  

Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.


I am pretty sure she is some kind of C-list rap groupie or some BS?

/Famous for gettin a tummy-pumpin for protein overdose?
 
2013-02-08 02:14:21 PM  
Lil Left of the original Lil Kim
 
2013-02-08 02:24:30 PM  
I wonder what biggie an their aborted baby would think?

/too soon?
 
2013-02-08 02:26:26 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Holy SHIATE.....You are right!!!


I thought it was the first part of your response, really.
 
2013-02-08 02:32:36 PM  
Jeeez............I never considered her close to the pinnacle of beauty, but seriously.........she paid money to look like that?  That is pretty much the definition of going off the rails on a crazy train!!!
 
2013-02-08 03:02:19 PM  
Mental illness.  How does it work?
 
2013-02-08 03:23:15 PM  
Wait, that's not a mask?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:21 PM  

Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?


There are some deep seated issues with this one.
 
2013-02-08 03:29:54 PM  
That...uh...yeah. So that is a thing.
 
2013-02-08 03:37:56 PM  

vabeard: Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?

There are some deep seated issues with this one.


"Deep seated"? Nemo couldn't seat an issue that deeply. That, right there, is what you get when you have too much money and no one to tell you that you're being an idiot.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:13 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]

You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.


Oh, look out, we got a bad ass over here pulling rank... on Fark.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:41 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]

You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.



My "welcome to fark" was as sarcastic as your "it's almost like members of this site hate everything" comment but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.

Oh, and the only thing more sad than people who use the ignore button are people who point out how long
 they have been on fark.

Double dork.
 
2013-02-08 03:48:25 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


mememachine.viralvideochart.com
Leave her alone!
 
2013-02-08 03:51:24 PM  
What a horrible dress. It makes her hips look huge!
 
2013-02-08 03:52:57 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


You're right.  Who's business is it of mine if someone wants to turn themselves into a plastic afro-asian f*ck doll.  So go ahead, I encourage you to make the change.

Start up a kickstarter for the procedure and I'll toss $5 your way.
 
2013-02-08 04:07:28 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]

Meh....Not a bad looking transformer....

Is that a pink chicken wing necklace?


Haven't you ever seen girl's poop?
 
2013-02-08 04:11:42 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  So this

Psycoholic_Slag: [welcometofark.jpg]


is supposed to be in your face sarcasm?  And I'm the simple minded one here?  Hell that's just you runnin up in a thread to be the first with a boring cliche. Neither of you dumb biatches saw post an account number or anything, just saying.
 
2013-02-08 04:14:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: You're right.  Who's business is it of mine if someone wants to turn themselves into a plastic afro-asian f*ck doll.  So go ahead, I encourage you to make the change.

Start up a kickstarter for the procedure and I'll toss $5 your way.


Heh, what a biatch.  You're a grown man pissing and moaning like a Tri-Delta on her period, congrats!
 
2013-02-08 04:18:07 PM  

Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.


What are you, 80?
 
2013-02-08 04:18:36 PM  
I think she's turning Japanese.

/really thinks so
 
2013-02-08 04:23:14 PM  
Maybe she has always been Korean, but everyone assumed she was African-American. Ain't nobody got time for that, so she got the plastic surgery to show people wussup.
 
2013-02-08 04:28:10 PM  
What the honk?
 
2013-02-08 04:31:20 PM  
How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 04:34:47 PM  

FormlessOne: vabeard: Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?

There are some deep seated issues with this one.

"Deep seated"? Nemo couldn't seat an issue that deeply. That, right there, is what you get when you have too much money and no one to tell you that you're being an idiot.


I like you.
 
2013-02-08 04:37:23 PM  

DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]


Thank you for that
 
2013-02-08 04:43:40 PM  
If she wants to be Asian, she needs to get her boobs reduced, and her vagina turned sideways.
 
Boc
2013-02-08 04:47:14 PM  
I still think she looks better than lindsey lohan. Least she doesn't have the inflated lip thing going on there.
 
2013-02-08 04:47:42 PM  

TheJoe03: Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.

What are you, 80?


I'm half that. I know Lil Abner because I played the Musical. As for Lil Kim, I checked her out on Youtube: Yeah, I'm not going to know who that is. I like music made by actual skilled musicians, I'm funny that way.

/stay off my lawn.
 
2013-02-08 04:49:17 PM  

Dougie AXP: DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]

Thank you for that


Asian/Black just might be the hottest possible mix.

I'm willing to accept any and all photographic evidence in support of this, as well as evidence that some other combination is hotter. Ready set go:

images.starpulse.com
/Lawton
//Korean/Black
 
2013-02-08 04:57:55 PM  
Ha. Like 10 years ago I was a Taco Bell, and the black chick working the counter's name was Kimchi. Refused to believe me when I told her what Kimchi was, thought I was busting on her.

Good times.
 
2013-02-08 04:59:17 PM  

DeltaPunch: Dougie AXP: DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]

Thank you for that

Asian/Black just might be the hottest possible mix.

I'm willing to accept any and all photographic evidence in support of this, as well as evidence that some other combination is hotter. Ready set go:

[images.starpulse.com image 406x644]
/Lawton
//Korean/Black


This man knows how to present an argument.
 
2013-02-08 05:09:40 PM  

born_yesterday: Remember in The Walking Dead when Shane shot Otis in the leg so the zombies would eat him and Shane could get away?

You'll have to forgive me for being honest, but if I saw this chick walking towards me, there isn't a one of you FARKers that I wouldn't kneecap to get away.

And I fully expect you to do the same.


WTF man spoiler alert!!!!!
 
2013-02-08 05:12:07 PM  
She looking like an AZN grrl in one o' mah classes.
 
2013-02-08 05:14:42 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  So this

Psycoholic_Slag: [welcometofark.jpg]

is supposed to be in your face sarcasm?  And I'm the simple minded one here?  Hell that's just you runnin up in a thread to be the first with a boring cliche. Neither of you dumb biatches saw post an account number or anything, just saying.


Lighten up Francis
 
2013-02-08 05:16:33 PM  

Endive Wombat: All WTFs aside...

It really is sad that celebrities, especially female celebrities let the fashion/beauty industry and Hollywood dictate how they think they should look.  I think Heidi Montag and Tara Reid are great examples of damn good looking women going under the knife unnecessarily because of a few gossip columns, or some insane need to enhance something on their body.

Shocker - the longer you live, the more your body ages.  Youth is fleeting, this is not a new concept.


It's sad really. A lot of actresses never find much work after the age of 30 (if they are completely looks bound) or after the age of 40 (if they can actually act) unless they are epic talents- like Meryl , Helen Mirren, Judy Dench, etc., but mediocre male actors can get decent acting jobs with varying ages, weights, and levels of looks until they drop dead at 90. The parts for 40ish-50ish women really dry up, because women who are no longer "hittable" have no place in movies or television (according to Hollywood- well, they always seem to need Grandmas, so that's something).

Same as it ever was.

I wish these women would realize that 80% of the time, women that get facial plastic surgery do not look better afterwards- they just look wierder- Old + wierd. No one in Hollywood will miraculously forget that they are 53 years old and mistake them for a 22 year old. They just start to look like old people that have had parts replaced by plastic. The worst thing of all is when perfectly attractive young actresses start having completely uneeded surgeries. It's so ridiculous.
 
2013-02-08 05:21:24 PM  

Musikslayer: . As for Lil Kim, I checked her out on Youtube: Yeah, I'm not going to know who that is. I like music made by actual skilled musicians, I'm funny that way.

/stay off my lawn.


Oh boy, "skilled musicians" is code for "I'm a simple minded hip hop hater". Anyways, I always laugh at people seemingly proud of being ignorant of popular music and culture.
 
2013-02-08 05:23:49 PM  

Mazzic518: Lighten up Francis


LOL oh man another post dripping with originality and wit!

I don't need to lighten up ya prude, I've never posted in anger on this site once  It's just fun to call silly biatches out for all their irrational hate.
 
2013-02-08 05:25:30 PM  

TheJoe03: Oh boy, "skilled musicians" is code for "I'm a simple minded hip hop hater". Anyways, I always laugh at people seemingly proud of being ignorant of popular music and culture.


The fact you called someone a simple minded hater when you can be found in damn near any thread about musicians you don't like doing the same thing is just hilarious texun.
 
2013-02-08 05:34:34 PM  

bel4sucks: The fact you called someone a simple minded hater when you can be found in damn near any thread about musicians you don't like doing the same thing is just hilarious texun.


I go to threads and say, "who's so and so"? Not really my style, Coloradan.

/when are you going to start making fun of me being from California, been here 7 years now, almost 1/3 of my life?
 
2013-02-08 05:36:11 PM  
BTW, hating a whole genre is more simple minded than hating someone specifically in said genre. Sometime I wonder if you know how to absorb sentences and understand them.
 
2013-02-08 05:38:03 PM  

Peepeye: What a horrible dress. It makes her hips look huge!


I was wondering if she has had a butt injection procecudure.

/Cue "butt-injection" jokes below...
 
2013-02-08 05:41:35 PM  
*looks at comparison pictures*

O.O

*rubs eyes, looks again*

What in all the FARKs - ALL OF THEM - happened there?!
 
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