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(Huffington Post UK)   The transition of Lil Kim to Lil Kimchi is now complete   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 156
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2013-02-08 09:40:45 AM  
It can't be that ba- HORY HERR!
 
2013-02-08 09:43:53 AM  
Are we sure that's not Margaret Cho?
 
2013-02-08 09:56:43 AM  
WTF
 
2013-02-08 10:06:30 AM  
I'm surprised people knew it was Lil Kim. Like there must be someone paid to follow her and be like "Hey look it's Lil Kim"
 
2013-02-08 10:23:21 AM  
So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.
 
2013-02-08 10:28:17 AM  
So Michael isnt dead!
He has finally completed his gender transformation.
nttiatwwt
 
2013-02-08 10:28:45 AM  
 
Pud
2013-02-08 10:28:55 AM  

rev. dave: So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.


I think she was a blues singer back in the 1960s which would explain the extreme facelift ...thing .... she has going on there.
 
2013-02-08 10:52:56 AM  
All WTFs aside...

It really is sad that celebrities, especially female celebrities let the fashion/beauty industry and Hollywood dictate how they think they should look.  I think Heidi Montag and Tara Reid are great examples of damn good looking women going under the knife unnecessarily because of a few gossip columns, or some insane need to enhance something on their body.

Shocker - the longer you live, the more your body ages.  Youth is fleeting, this is not a new concept.
 
2013-02-08 11:20:41 AM  

Endive Wombat: All WTFs aside...

It really is sad that celebrities, especially female celebrities let the fashion/beauty industry and Hollywood dictate how they think they should look.  I think Heidi Montag and Tara Reid are great examples of damn good looking women going under the knife unnecessarily because of a few gossip columns, or some insane need to enhance something on their body.

Shocker - the longer you live, the more your body ages.  Youth is fleeting, this is not a new concept.


I don't know if you can blame it ALL on gossip rags or other outside pressures.  Lots of hollywood types go through life with no plastic surgery (or little enough surgery as to not be out of line with what would be considered "normal" nowadays), and it's only a small fraction, like your examples, that really fark themselves up with this stuff.  My guess is they have some deep personal self-esteem/body image issues.  I'm not disagreeing that hollywood gossip culture could be a contributor, but I think that the people who take this stuff WAY too far have a lot of their own problems that are more primary causes to this behavior.
 
2013-02-08 11:35:08 AM  
content8.flixster.com
Nice try! I changed my race AND gender, girlfriend!
 
2013-02-08 11:35:35 AM  
Me no wantie.
 
2013-02-08 11:36:14 AM  
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-02-08 11:36:51 AM  

Pud: rev. dave: So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.

I think she was a blues singer back in the 1960s which would explain the extreme facelift ...thing .... she has going on there.


No, rapper associated with Puff "P. Diddy" Daddy in the 90's.

She is now an aging ladyboy somehow.
 
2013-02-08 11:37:01 AM  
Remember when Diana Ross grabbed her boob during that wards show?
 
2013-02-08 11:37:23 AM  
She love you long time.
 
2013-02-08 11:37:43 AM  
So when exactly are the daemons of Slaanesh scheduled to claw their way into reality through her pupils?
 
2013-02-08 11:39:18 AM  

doczoidberg: Remember when Diana Ross grabbed her boob during that wards show?


No. Did it fall off?
 
2013-02-08 11:40:21 AM  
I saw Lil Kim live a bazillion years ago and she's a surprisingly good performer. And although her music is far from Mozart, its a lot of fun. I still listen to it.

I was always rooting for her. 

Poor thing. I have to imagine that this is a surgery to FIX all the other surgeries, but I doubt it. I can't imagine she thinks she looks good. She needs a psychologist. I also think that plastic surgeons who continue to do elective surgery until their patient's face is disfigured should really have their licenses revoked.
 
2013-02-08 11:40:24 AM  
Needs a "horrifying" tag.
 
2013-02-08 11:41:20 AM  

rev. dave: So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.


I remember being 12. Look out for your teenage years, kid, they get awkward.
 
2013-02-08 11:45:50 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: WTF


Yeah.  That pretty much says it all.
 
2013-02-08 11:51:29 AM  
Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug
 
2013-02-08 11:51:40 AM  
Just one or two more surgeries and we'll get this:

doctorwhotv.co.uk
 
2013-02-08 11:52:44 AM  

doczoidberg: Remember when Diana Ross grabbed her boob during that wards show?


She grabbed it?  I thought she playfully bounced it up and down in the palm of her hand, making fun of Kim's unipasty as she did so.
 
2013-02-08 11:55:10 AM  
*CLICKS LINK*

O_o

DAFUQ!!!!!
 
2013-02-08 11:58:19 AM  
Now we know how many licks to get to the Asian center
 
2013-02-08 12:01:22 PM  
Has MTV produced a show yet for people with dysmorphic syndrome?  Add L'il Kim to the cast.  UGH!
 
2013-02-08 12:07:13 PM  
Remember in The Walking Dead when Shane shot Otis in the leg so the zombies would eat him and Shane could get away?

You'll have to forgive me for being honest, but if I saw this chick walking towards me, there isn't a one of you FARKers that I wouldn't kneecap to get away.

And I fully expect you to do the same.
 
2013-02-08 12:08:57 PM  
Im going to have nightmares :*(
 
2013-02-08 12:12:32 PM  
It's horrifying to think of where it's going to go from this point. Because you know she isn't going to stop. Jocelyn Wildenstein might have to give up her crown soon.
 
2013-02-08 12:18:02 PM  
The logical progression..............

s20.postimage.org
 
2013-02-08 12:19:59 PM  
Isn't that what grocery bags are for? And cut a hole in the bag if you want a beejay.
 
2013-02-08 12:21:41 PM  

homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]


Is The Great Vorelli looking for an assistant?

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-08 12:24:54 PM  
nice boob
 
2013-02-08 12:25:17 PM  
Amazing.

She started out Black, then became Caucasian, and now she's Asian.

Well, the next logical thing is for her to become Persian, Indian, or Hispanic, I guess.

Call me when she finally gets around to being Inuit.
 
2013-02-08 12:26:49 PM  
Holy crap. Someone dumped a whole bucket of ugly on themselves.
 
2013-02-08 12:27:31 PM  

ZMugg: homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]

Is The Great Vorelli looking for an assistant?

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x225]


Just keep him/her/it away from any ham.
 
2013-02-08 12:27:53 PM  
www.chowder.ws
 
2013-02-08 12:35:35 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-08 12:42:54 PM  
And to think, many asians have eye surgery to look more Caucasian.  People are strange.

/god, she looks awful
 
2013-02-08 12:47:00 PM  
looks like that puppet from saw
 
2013-02-08 12:51:43 PM  
Now we know how many licks to get to the Asian center

I give  you a funny, sir !

/// You owe me a new keyboard, and I had to wipe the Pepsi that came out my nose off the monitor.
 
2013-02-08 12:58:31 PM  
Will we see a regression in her driving skills as well?
 
2013-02-08 01:03:26 PM  

2CountyFairs: Just one or two more surgeries and we'll get this:

[doctorwhotv.co.uk image 570x606]


Three more, and you get:

www.dinet.tv
 
2013-02-08 01:38:21 PM  

WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?


I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:13 PM  

Pud: rev. dave: So after reading the article. I still do not remember who she is.

I think she was a blues singer back in the 1960s


No, you're thinking of Aretha Franklin, the President's wife during World War II
 
2013-02-08 01:42:45 PM  

PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug



Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

iamboigenius.com
 
2013-02-08 01:45:04 PM  

Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]


Meh....Not a bad looking tranny....
 
2013-02-08 01:47:58 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]

Meh....Not a bad looking tranny....


Is that a pink chicken wing necklace?
 
2013-02-08 01:51:08 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2013-02-08 01:55:00 PM  
I just don't understand why people do that. Is it body dysmorphia or something? Do they look in the mirror and see something completely different? How can you look at yourself, see those cheeks, and conclude, "YES! This is definitely what I want to look like!"
 
2013-02-08 01:55:58 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]

Meh....Not a bad looking tranny....

Is that a pink chicken wing necklace?


Holy SHIATE.....You are right!!!

/Wipes eyes in disbelief
 
2013-02-08 01:58:11 PM  
Too bad ctl+z doesn't do anything in real life.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 02:01:11 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]


You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:45 PM  

Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]


Is that unicorn jizz on her neck?
 
2013-02-08 02:05:33 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.
 
2013-02-08 02:11:47 PM  
That girl got more nuts in her than Planter's
 
2013-02-08 02:12:36 PM  

Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.


I am pretty sure she is some kind of C-list rap groupie or some BS?

/Famous for gettin a tummy-pumpin for protein overdose?
 
2013-02-08 02:14:21 PM  
Lil Left of the original Lil Kim
 
2013-02-08 02:24:30 PM  
I wonder what biggie an their aborted baby would think?

/too soon?
 
2013-02-08 02:26:26 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Holy SHIATE.....You are right!!!


I thought it was the first part of your response, really.
 
2013-02-08 02:32:36 PM  
Jeeez............I never considered her close to the pinnacle of beauty, but seriously.........she paid money to look like that?  That is pretty much the definition of going off the rails on a crazy train!!!
 
2013-02-08 03:02:19 PM  
Mental illness.  How does it work?
 
2013-02-08 03:23:15 PM  
Wait, that's not a mask?
 
2013-02-08 03:26:21 PM  

Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?


There are some deep seated issues with this one.
 
2013-02-08 03:29:54 PM  
That...uh...yeah. So that is a thing.
 
2013-02-08 03:37:56 PM  

vabeard: Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?

There are some deep seated issues with this one.


"Deep seated"? Nemo couldn't seat an issue that deeply. That, right there, is what you get when you have too much money and no one to tell you that you're being an idiot.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:13 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]

You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.


Oh, look out, we got a bad ass over here pulling rank... on Fark.
 
2013-02-08 03:47:41 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]

You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.



My "welcome to fark" was as sarcastic as your "it's almost like members of this site hate everything" comment but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.

Oh, and the only thing more sad than people who use the ignore button are people who point out how long
 they have been on fark.

Double dork.
 
2013-02-08 03:48:25 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


mememachine.viralvideochart.com
Leave her alone!
 
2013-02-08 03:51:24 PM  
What a horrible dress. It makes her hips look huge!
 
2013-02-08 03:52:57 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


You're right.  Who's business is it of mine if someone wants to turn themselves into a plastic afro-asian f*ck doll.  So go ahead, I encourage you to make the change.

Start up a kickstarter for the procedure and I'll toss $5 your way.
 
2013-02-08 04:07:28 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]

Meh....Not a bad looking tranny....

Is that a pink chicken wing necklace?


Haven't you ever seen girl's poop?
 
2013-02-08 04:11:42 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  So this

Psycoholic_Slag: [welcometofark.jpg]


is supposed to be in your face sarcasm?  And I'm the simple minded one here?  Hell that's just you runnin up in a thread to be the first with a boring cliche. Neither of you dumb biatches saw post an account number or anything, just saying.
 
2013-02-08 04:14:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: You're right.  Who's business is it of mine if someone wants to turn themselves into a plastic afro-asian f*ck doll.  So go ahead, I encourage you to make the change.

Start up a kickstarter for the procedure and I'll toss $5 your way.


Heh, what a biatch.  You're a grown man pissing and moaning like a Tri-Delta on her period, congrats!
 
2013-02-08 04:18:07 PM  

Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.


What are you, 80?
 
2013-02-08 04:18:36 PM  
I think she's turning Japanese.

/really thinks so
 
2013-02-08 04:23:14 PM  
Maybe she has always been Korean, but everyone assumed she was African-American. Ain't nobody got time for that, so she got the plastic surgery to show people wussup.
 
2013-02-08 04:28:10 PM  
What the honk?
 
2013-02-08 04:31:20 PM  
How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 04:34:47 PM  

FormlessOne: vabeard: Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?

There are some deep seated issues with this one.

"Deep seated"? Nemo couldn't seat an issue that deeply. That, right there, is what you get when you have too much money and no one to tell you that you're being an idiot.


I like you.
 
2013-02-08 04:37:23 PM  

DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]


Thank you for that
 
2013-02-08 04:43:40 PM  
If she wants to be Asian, she needs to get her boobs reduced, and her vagina turned sideways.
 
Boc
2013-02-08 04:47:14 PM  
I still think she looks better than lindsey lohan. Least she doesn't have the inflated lip thing going on there.
 
2013-02-08 04:47:42 PM  

TheJoe03: Musikslayer: Am I the only one who doesn't know who lil Kim is? I've heard of Lil Abner.

What are you, 80?


I'm half that. I know Lil Abner because I played the Musical. As for Lil Kim, I checked her out on Youtube: Yeah, I'm not going to know who that is. I like music made by actual skilled musicians, I'm funny that way.

/stay off my lawn.
 
2013-02-08 04:49:17 PM  

Dougie AXP: DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]

Thank you for that


Asian/Black just might be the hottest possible mix.

I'm willing to accept any and all photographic evidence in support of this, as well as evidence that some other combination is hotter. Ready set go:

images.starpulse.com
/Lawton
//Korean/Black
 
2013-02-08 04:57:55 PM  
Ha. Like 10 years ago I was a Taco Bell, and the black chick working the counter's name was Kimchi. Refused to believe me when I told her what Kimchi was, thought I was busting on her.

Good times.
 
2013-02-08 04:59:17 PM  

DeltaPunch: Dougie AXP: DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]

Thank you for that

Asian/Black just might be the hottest possible mix.

I'm willing to accept any and all photographic evidence in support of this, as well as evidence that some other combination is hotter. Ready set go:

[images.starpulse.com image 406x644]
/Lawton
//Korean/Black


This man knows how to present an argument.
 
2013-02-08 05:09:40 PM  

born_yesterday: Remember in The Walking Dead when Shane shot Otis in the leg so the zombies would eat him and Shane could get away?

You'll have to forgive me for being honest, but if I saw this chick walking towards me, there isn't a one of you FARKers that I wouldn't kneecap to get away.

And I fully expect you to do the same.


WTF man spoiler alert!!!!!
 
2013-02-08 05:12:07 PM  
She looking like an AZN grrl in one o' mah classes.
 
2013-02-08 05:14:42 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: but I guess in-your-face sarcasm escapes your simple mind.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  So this

Psycoholic_Slag: [welcometofark.jpg]

is supposed to be in your face sarcasm?  And I'm the simple minded one here?  Hell that's just you runnin up in a thread to be the first with a boring cliche. Neither of you dumb biatches saw post an account number or anything, just saying.


Lighten up Francis
 
2013-02-08 05:16:33 PM  

Endive Wombat: All WTFs aside...

It really is sad that celebrities, especially female celebrities let the fashion/beauty industry and Hollywood dictate how they think they should look.  I think Heidi Montag and Tara Reid are great examples of damn good looking women going under the knife unnecessarily because of a few gossip columns, or some insane need to enhance something on their body.

Shocker - the longer you live, the more your body ages.  Youth is fleeting, this is not a new concept.


It's sad really. A lot of actresses never find much work after the age of 30 (if they are completely looks bound) or after the age of 40 (if they can actually act) unless they are epic talents- like Meryl , Helen Mirren, Judy Dench, etc., but mediocre male actors can get decent acting jobs with varying ages, weights, and levels of looks until they drop dead at 90. The parts for 40ish-50ish women really dry up, because women who are no longer "hittable" have no place in movies or television (according to Hollywood- well, they always seem to need Grandmas, so that's something).

Same as it ever was.

I wish these women would realize that 80% of the time, women that get facial plastic surgery do not look better afterwards- they just look wierder- Old + wierd. No one in Hollywood will miraculously forget that they are 53 years old and mistake them for a 22 year old. They just start to look like old people that have had parts replaced by plastic. The worst thing of all is when perfectly attractive young actresses start having completely uneeded surgeries. It's so ridiculous.
 
2013-02-08 05:21:24 PM  

Musikslayer: . As for Lil Kim, I checked her out on Youtube: Yeah, I'm not going to know who that is. I like music made by actual skilled musicians, I'm funny that way.

/stay off my lawn.


Oh boy, "skilled musicians" is code for "I'm a simple minded hip hop hater". Anyways, I always laugh at people seemingly proud of being ignorant of popular music and culture.
 
2013-02-08 05:23:49 PM  

Mazzic518: Lighten up Francis


LOL oh man another post dripping with originality and wit!

I don't need to lighten up ya prude, I've never posted in anger on this site once  It's just fun to call silly biatches out for all their irrational hate.
 
2013-02-08 05:25:30 PM  

TheJoe03: Oh boy, "skilled musicians" is code for "I'm a simple minded hip hop hater". Anyways, I always laugh at people seemingly proud of being ignorant of popular music and culture.


The fact you called someone a simple minded hater when you can be found in damn near any thread about musicians you don't like doing the same thing is just hilarious texun.
 
2013-02-08 05:34:34 PM  

bel4sucks: The fact you called someone a simple minded hater when you can be found in damn near any thread about musicians you don't like doing the same thing is just hilarious texun.


I go to threads and say, "who's so and so"? Not really my style, Coloradan.

/when are you going to start making fun of me being from California, been here 7 years now, almost 1/3 of my life?
 
2013-02-08 05:36:11 PM  
BTW, hating a whole genre is more simple minded than hating someone specifically in said genre. Sometime I wonder if you know how to absorb sentences and understand them.
 
2013-02-08 05:38:03 PM  

Peepeye: What a horrible dress. It makes her hips look huge!


I was wondering if she has had a butt injection procecudure.

/Cue "butt-injection" jokes below...
 
2013-02-08 05:41:35 PM  
*looks at comparison pictures*

O.O

*rubs eyes, looks again*

What in all the FARKs - ALL OF THEM - happened there?!
 
2013-02-08 05:46:33 PM  
mutant! kill it on sight!
 
2013-02-08 05:50:43 PM  

TheJoe03: Musikslayer: . As for Lil Kim, I checked her out on Youtube: Yeah, I'm not going to know who that is. I like music made by actual skilled musicians, I'm funny that way.

/stay off my lawn.

Oh boy, "skilled musicians" is code for "I'm a simple minded hip hop hater". Anyways, I always laugh at people seemingly proud of being ignorant of popular music and culture.


Look Sonny, I'm sorry that you think that Golden Corral is a fine restaurant,  "Honey Boo-Boo" is compelling TV, and Lil Kim is an artiste beyond repute. Alas, that is your problem and not mine. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to out to dinner.  Enjoy your day-old Mac and Cheese at Golden Corral, and say hi to Gomer and Goober.
 
2013-02-08 05:52:48 PM  

bel4sucks: Mazzic518: Lighten up Francis

LOL oh man another post dripping with originality and wit!

I don't need to lighten up ya prude, I've never posted in anger on this site once  It's just fun to call silly biatches out for all their irrational hate.


OK Farkied as "Douche" it is
 
2013-02-08 05:53:28 PM  
danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com

I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster
 
2013-02-08 05:57:57 PM  

Curt Blizzah: [danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com image 375x470]

I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster


That's quite the *ahem* "package" on that dude
 
2013-02-08 05:57:59 PM  

Musikslayer: Look Sonny, I'm sorry that you think that Golden Corral is a fine restaurant,  "Honey Boo-Boo" is compelling TV, and Lil Kim is an artiste beyond repute. Alas, that is your problem and not mine. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to out to dinner.  Enjoy your day-old Mac and Cheese at Golden Corral, and say hi to Gomer and Goober.


That has what to do with you being proud of not knowing popular people? I also don't know what me liking hip-hop and knowing who Lil Kim is has to do with Honey Boo Boo, Golden Corral, and day old mac and cheese. You sound like a douche.
 
2013-02-08 06:01:23 PM  

bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.


You have to admit a black woman wanting to look asian is kind of funny. Maybe the term 'blackanese' fits her description.
 
2013-02-08 06:15:14 PM  

Curt Blizzah: I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster


Every time I've seen this picture I can only think one of two things. It's either 'that is one damn gigantic swollen pussy' or 'there must be a dick in there'.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:31 PM  

Curt Blizzah: [danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com image 375x470]

I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster


She's 'phat'.
 
2013-02-08 06:24:55 PM  

Soulcatcher: It's sad really. A lot of actresses never find much work after the age of 30 (if they are completely looks bound) or after the age of 40 (if they can actually act) unless they are epic talents- like Meryl , Helen Mirren, Judy Dench, etc., but mediocre male actors can get decent acting jobs with varying ages, weights, and levels of looks until they drop dead at 90. The parts for 40ish-50ish women really dry up, because women who are no longer "hittable" have no place in movies or television (according to Hollywood- well, they always seem to need Grandmas, so that's something).


A lot of actresses find work after 30.    Women watch a metric ton more (non-sports) TV compared to men and like watching women that they relate to.     Hell, there's entire TV networks out there like Lifetime and  Hallmark that do nothing but sustain the middling talents of Markie Post and Judith Light and Annie Potts in feature TV movie roles.    However, most of the actresses who get the  tons of plastic surgery don't want to be the next Jane Kaczmarek playing the shlubby suburban housewife.  They want to be the sexy starlet that everyone fawns over and lather with attention, like they've been accustomed to their entire lives.    Alas, that type of work does have an expiration date.    However, men in the same category run into the same issue.  Casper Van Dien, Chris O'Donnell and Skeet Ulrich aren't exactly setting the world on fire these days.
 
2013-02-08 06:29:33 PM  

PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


I would still hit Nikki Minaj. I wouldn't fark Rihanna with a stolen dick though.
 
2013-02-08 06:35:45 PM  

umad: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug

I would still hit Nikki Minaj. I wouldn't fark Rihanna with a stolen dick though.


This, but she has to wear the anime contact lenses and/or use that chicken wing necklace as a gag.
 
2013-02-08 06:36:45 PM  

bel4sucks: Mazzic518: Lighten up Francis

LOL oh man another post dripping with originality and wit!

I don't need to lighten up ya prude, I've never posted in anger on this site once  It's just fun to call silly biatches out for all their irrational hate.


umad bro?
 
2013-02-08 06:41:37 PM  

umad: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug

I would still hit Nikki Minaj. I wouldn't fark Rihanna with a stolen dick though.


Are you kidding me? Rihanna strikes me as just the right kind of crazy to be a nonstop fark bunny and get a little freaky with it. Just don't let her know where you live, what your name is or any of that.  Minaj strikes me more as the kind of girl that says she's into the freaky shiat, but when you pull out the gallon of lube, rubber chicken and the battery charger she chickens out.
 
2013-02-08 06:46:39 PM  
why the hell did she do that?
 
2013-02-08 06:56:25 PM  

homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]


I didn't think it was possible within the laws of physics for the word "logical" to appear in the same post as a Victoria Jackson reference, but there you have it.
 
2013-02-08 07:20:32 PM  

sn82: Maybe the term 'blackanese' fits her description.


I like Blasian better, but only because it sounds cooler.

rickycal78: Minaj strikes me more as the kind of girl that says she's into the freaky shiat, but when you pull out the gallon of lube, rubber chicken and the battery charger she chickens out.


You should listen to more of her music, Minaj likes taking a dick and doesn't care who knows.
 
2013-02-08 07:22:45 PM  

Mazzic518: OK Farkied as "Douche" it is


*sniffle oh noes, what am I gonna do now that some faceless biatch called me a douche?  I guess...... I guess I'll just have to continue on with tonight's plans anyway. :)

Plus, what dumbass continues to use Firefox AND and an out of date extension when the site has had the same ability built in for years.
 
2013-02-08 07:26:48 PM  

rickycal78: umad: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug

I would still hit Nikki Minaj. I wouldn't fark Rihanna with a stolen dick though.

Are you kidding me? Rihanna strikes me as just the right kind of crazy to be a nonstop fark bunny and get a little freaky with it. Just don't let her know where you live, what your name is or any of that.  Minaj strikes me more as the kind of girl that says she's into the freaky shiat, but when you pull out the gallon of lube, rubber chicken and the battery charger she chickens out.


Something about the log-up-her-butt look on her face just turns me off. And I always heard that you die when they cut the rings off.

i1-news.softpedia-static.com

/must be an urban legend.
 
2013-02-08 07:35:40 PM  

bel4sucks: sn82: Maybe the term 'blackanese' fits her description.

I like Blasian better, but only because it sounds cooler.

rickycal78: Minaj strikes me more as the kind of girl that says she's into the freaky shiat, but when you pull out the gallon of lube, rubber chicken and the battery charger she chickens out.

You should listen to more of her music, Minaj likes taking a dick and doesn't care who knows.


I can sing about how I have a 10 inch schlong and farked Rose McGowan, Jessica Biel, Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lawrence, doesn't make it true.

Like I said, Minaj has always seemed like she talks a pretty big talk, but when it comes time to start walkin she suddenly develops a cramp. Could be wrong of course, but that's just how she strikes me.
 
2013-02-08 07:46:23 PM  

TheJoe03: Musikslayer: Look Sonny, I'm sorry that you think that Golden Corral is a fine restaurant,  "Honey Boo-Boo" is compelling TV, and Lil Kim is an artiste beyond repute. Alas, that is your problem and not mine. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to out to dinner.  Enjoy your day-old Mac and Cheese at Golden Corral, and say hi to Gomer and Goober.

That has what to do with you being proud of not knowing popular people? I also don't know what me liking hip-hop and knowing who Lil Kim is has to do with Honey Boo Boo, Golden Corral, and day old mac and cheese. You sound like a douche.


He's pretending to be proud of not knowing who she is either because he's too old or young to have paid attention to popular music in the 1990s or he never paid any attention to rap or hiphop. I never listened to to Lil Kim but I know who she is on account she was a hot chick at the time and that whole tit hanging out dress thing.
 
2013-02-08 07:46:37 PM  

Githerax: Curt Blizzah: [danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com image 375x470]

I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster

She's 'phat'.


Came for this pairing of poster/words.  Leaving satisfied
 
2013-02-08 07:50:15 PM  

Thorny4Pie: Curt Blizzah: I miss this Lil Kim...maybe I can find my old door poster

Every time I've seen this picture I can only think one of two things. It's either 'that is one damn gigantic swollen pussy' or 'there must be a dick in there'.


She has a bigass dick and a hurricane tongue
 
2013-02-08 07:51:19 PM  
i45.photobucket.comi.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-08 07:53:49 PM  
Rann Xerox:

*CLICKS LINK*

O_o

DAFUQ!!!!!
 
2013-02-08 08:06:12 PM  

bel4sucks: sn82: Maybe the term 'blackanese' fits her description.

I like Blasian better, but only because it sounds cooler.


That does sound cooler.

All that money and she still looks like a $20 whore.
 
2013-02-08 08:22:03 PM  
YOU CAN DO IT PUT YOUR ASS IN TOO IT oh wait...
 
2013-02-08 08:27:16 PM  
This is the only thing I've seen Li'l Kim Jong Il Sung Un Whatever in, so I have no idea whether she has talent...

/warning - contains Tommy Lee rapping and a fully clothed Fred Durst
 
2013-02-08 08:35:23 PM  
www.spscriptorium.com  + southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com  = i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-08 08:59:54 PM  

ZMugg: homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]

Is The Great Vorelli looking for an assistant?

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x225]



Holy shiat dude, reaching pretty far back for that reference.
 
2013-02-08 09:06:27 PM  

Richard Roma: [www.spscriptorium.com image 133x100]  + [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 136x99]  = [i.huffpost.com image 93x136]


Wins the thread
 
2013-02-08 09:20:43 PM  

Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!


Is... Is that a hairball dipped in pink latex around her neck? It looks suspiciously similar to something I stepped in thus morning.
 
2013-02-08 09:27:36 PM  

I should be in the kitchen: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

Is... Is that a hairball dipped in pink latex around her neck? It looks suspiciously similar to something I stepped in thus morning.


No, apparently it's a chicken wing.

...

We're trying to figure out why too
 
2013-02-08 10:13:48 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ZMugg: homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]

Is The Great Vorelli looking for an assistant?

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x225]


Holy shiat dude, reaching pretty far back for that reference.


That episode of MST3K is a personal favorite of mine. That image was the first thing that sprung to mind when first viewing the photos in the link.
 
2013-02-08 10:18:55 PM  

bel4sucks: Psycoholic_Slag: bel4sucks: WhiskeySticks: What the hell is wrong with people?

I know right?  Someone spends their money on things like this that they want, and a bunch of perma-virgin keyboard jockeys come in to shiat all over it.  It's almost like the members of this site hate everything.

[welcometofark.jpg]

You can't welcome someone who has been here years longer than you, dork.


...who doesn't know Fark memes.
 
2013-02-08 10:34:50 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: He's pretending to be proud of not knowing who she is either because he's too old or young to have paid attention to popular music in the 1990s or he never paid any attention to rap or hiphop. I never listened to to Lil Kim but I know who she is on account she was a hot chick at the time and that whole tit hanging out dress thing.


Word.
 
2013-02-08 10:55:34 PM  

FormlessOne: vabeard: Alphakronik: Mental illness.  How does it work?

There are some deep seated issues with this one.

"Deep seated"? Nemo couldn't seat an issue that deeply. That, right there, is what you get when you have too much money and no one to tell you that you're being an idiot.


crazygonutz.com

/Hot like Lil used to sort of be in that "I just want one that crazy once" sort of way.
 
2013-02-08 11:01:21 PM  

oMaJoJ: I should be in the kitchen: Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

Is... Is that a hairball dipped in pink latex around her neck? It looks suspiciously similar to something I stepped in thus morning.

No, apparently it's a chicken wing.

...

We're trying to figure out why too


Now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense.

/I'm so very scared
 
2013-02-08 11:03:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: Remember when Diana Ross grabbed her boob during that wards show?

She grabbed it?  I thought she playfully bounced it up and down in the palm of her hand, making fun of Kim's unipasty as she did so.


Here's the link on you tube..it's only NSFW if the pic of her up there^ with her boob in a pastie is NSFW..


30 sec vid


/promise not a RR..
 
2013-02-08 11:22:47 PM  

Mazzic518: bel4sucks: Mazzic518: Lighten up Francis

LOL oh man another post dripping with originality and wit!

I don't need to lighten up ya prude, I've never posted in anger on this site once  It's just fun to call silly biatches out for all their irrational hate.

OK Farkied as "Douche" it is


I add to his farkie every time he defends celebrities. He is currently: "White Knight: Bieber / Minaj / LilKim"
The latter was just now added.
If he keeps up I might have to abridge it.
 
2013-02-08 11:24:04 PM  
She went full Michael. You never go full Michael.
 
2013-02-08 11:58:08 PM  
\

DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]


What is "I'll take both AND AMERIE IS AWESOME", Trebek?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA3n-KUe3j0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg

imageshack.us

Was never into R&B, but made an exception for her. WHOA!
 
2013-02-09 12:24:05 AM  
She looks like she's trying to turn into Yoko Ono...
 
2013-02-09 12:28:35 AM  
Breathtaking!
 
2013-02-09 12:45:39 AM  

ZMugg: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ZMugg: homelessdude: The logical progression..............

[s20.postimage.org image 722x250]

Is The Great Vorelli looking for an assistant?

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x225]


Holy shiat dude, reaching pretty far back for that reference.

That episode of MST3K is a personal favorite of mine. That image was the first thing that sprung to mind when first viewing the photos in the link.


I would like to commend you on the dropping of an MST3K reference. I actually just assumed you were going with MST3K, because who the hell would actually reference such a movie directly....?
 
2013-02-09 01:09:34 AM  

Brick-House: PsyLord: Still better looking than clown minaj... I think... Maybe not... umm...

/shrug


Minaj is better looking but far crazier looking. Do Not Want Either!!!

[iamboigenius.com image 531x700]


She do that crazy shiat for fame like lady Gaga
 
2013-02-09 04:37:10 AM  

puckrock2000: This is the only thing I've seen Li'l Kim Jong Il Sung Un Whatever in, so I have no idea whether she has talent...

/warning - contains Tommy Lee rapping and a fully clothed Fred Durst


Honestly, I'm not sure how to think of Lil Kim as a hip hop fan. When she was part of Junior MAFIA and rapping with Biggie she could be considered one of the best female emcees of all time. She is to Nicki Minaj what Madonna is to Lady Gaga. She's a legend as far as female emcees go, though no one has touched Lauryn Hill as far as I'm concerned. After Biggie died she kept getting worse lyrically and the evolution of her face is basically a metaphor for her career and talent.

/not clicking a link containing Tommy Lee doing ANYTHING (let alone attempting to rap) and Fred Durst
 
2013-02-09 07:26:34 AM  

DeltaPunch: Dougie AXP: DeltaPunch: How about some "can't tell if black or Asian" eye candy?

[crookfromthebrook.files.wordpress.com image 345x345]

Thank you for that

Asian/Black just might be the hottest possible mix.

I'm willing to accept any and all photographic evidence in support of this, as well as evidence that some other combination is hotter. Ready set go:

[images.starpulse.com image 406x644]
/Lawton
//Korean/Black


That reminds me.. I used to have a coworker, early 50's, Philipina/Japanese.. and her husband was African American and 20 years her senior.. I never did get to meet her daughters..
 
2013-02-09 10:00:51 AM  
Yeah, sorry, if I looked in the mirror and my face looked like that, I would blow my brains out right there.

/seriously... worse than Joan Rivers
 
2013-02-09 10:58:12 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Pud: rev. dave: So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.

I think she was a blues singer back in the 1960s which would explain the extreme facelift ...thing .... she has going on there.

No, rapper associated with Puff "P. Diddy" Daddy in the 90's.

She is now an aging ladyboy somehow.


Sean "Puffy Combs" Daddy?
 
2013-02-09 12:47:46 PM  
Oh what the fark. Farking fark you farking plastic surgeons.
 
2013-02-09 04:35:53 PM  
Kim was an attractive black woman. She's a butt ugly Asian woman now.
 
2013-02-09 06:49:48 PM  

mooseyfate: HotWingConspiracy: Pud: rev. dave: So after reading the article.  I still do not remember who she is.

I think she was a blues singer back in the 1960s which would explain the extreme facelift ...thing .... she has going on there.

No, rapper associated with Puff "P. Diddy" Daddy in the 90's.

She is now an aging ladyboy somehow.

Sean "Puffy Combs" Daddy?


You mean P. Puff Diddly-Dang Doofus?
 
2013-02-10 09:11:49 AM  
"Beauty spot"?!? It's a farking MOLE.
 
2013-02-11 12:13:28 AM  

croesius: I add to his farkie every time he defends celebrities. He is currently: "White Knight: Bieber / Minaj / LilKim"


LOL and yet you never hear me talking about any of their music, right?  I like Minaj's music, it's fun.  But I don't have to white knight anyone to tell some whiny coont to stfu.
 
2013-02-11 12:17:33 AM  

TheJoe03: I go to threads and say, "who's so and so"? Not really my style, Coloradan.

/when are you going to start making fun of me being from California, been here 7 years now, almost 1/3 of my life?


I mean there are tons of "You can take the ____ out of ...blahblahblah." right?  So ya can take the twat out of texas, but you can't take texas out of the twat..  See?

Plus, calling me a Coloradan wouldn't do anything.  Because people from Colorado aren't chest thumping biatches about the place their parents lived when they were born.  And I'm not from there anyway, hell I've never lived there a day.
 
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