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(Yahoo)   Suicide bomber in northern Mali kills one   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-08 11:49:35 AM  
7 votes:
When a bomb turns a guy to a road pizza pie
That's a Mali.
2013-02-08 11:20:09 AM  
5 votes:
www.mtholyoke.edu
2013-02-08 12:35:32 PM  
3 votes:
musta been a newbie...you know...young...

kids...they blow up so fast.
2013-02-08 11:15:57 AM  
3 votes:
instead of virgins, he'll only get 12 old hookers and some near-beer.
2013-02-08 12:31:41 PM  
2 votes:
farm7.static.flickr.com
2013-02-08 12:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
Thank you for your purchase of the Allah's Breath Exploding Vest. Only the finest materials and skill went in to the construction of your Allah's Breath Exploding Vest. It is designed to give you hours of use and to help you send many, many infidels to Hell.

Take a moment to review your new vest. The ventilation panel is controlled by pulling on the lanyard with the single raised dot on it. The vest's hoodie is controlled by the lanyard with two raised dots on it. The detonation of the vest is achieved by pulling on the lanyard with three raised dots on it. All of these lanyards are conveniently stored in the Lanyard Retention Pocket.

Be sure you are pulling on the correct lanyard when pulling on the lanyard. Screaming "Allah Akbar!" and deploying a hoodie is not the desired effect for the most part. Also, be sure all lanyards are stored in the lanyard retention pocket before removing the vest. It has been determined that sometimes a lanyard can be caught on the vest zipper. Two out of three times, it is no big deal but number three... Well, just be careful if you decide to take your vest off around your comrades. You really don't want to spend eternity sharing virgins.

Enjoy your new vest and let it be known that when you arrive in Heaven with your Allah's Breath Exploding Vest, the virgins will think you are stylin'.
2013-02-08 10:04:21 AM  
2 votes:
Own goal.
2013-02-08 09:39:47 AM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-08 04:26:38 PM  
1 votes:
 "It's my first day!"
2013-02-08 02:21:05 PM  
1 votes:
The good news is that he doesn't suck any more.
2013-02-08 01:55:26 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2013-02-08 11:53:56 AM  
1 votes:
Who did he kill?
2013-02-08 11:24:14 AM  
1 votes:
Mansa Musa really needs to pay attention and kick these barbarians out of his cultural borders.
2013-02-08 11:16:39 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.stripersonline.com
2013-02-08 09:47:20 AM  
1 votes:
thegritpodcast.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-08 09:37:41 AM  
1 votes:
I love a happy ending.
 
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