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(Yahoo)   Suicide bomber in northern Mali kills one   ( divider line
    More: Fail, suicide bombers, Malian, junior officers, Bamako, Islamic extremists, explosive belt, armed forces  
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5646 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 11:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-08 11:49:35 AM  
7 votes:
When a bomb turns a guy to a road pizza pie
That's a Mali.
2013-02-08 11:20:09 AM  
5 votes:
2013-02-08 12:35:32 PM  
3 votes:
musta been a know...young...

kids...they blow up so fast.
2013-02-08 11:15:57 AM  
3 votes:
instead of virgins, he'll only get 12 old hookers and some near-beer.
2013-02-08 12:31:41 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-08 12:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-08 10:04:21 AM  
2 votes:
Own goal.
2013-02-08 09:39:47 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-08 04:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
 "It's my first day!"
2013-02-08 02:21:05 PM  
1 vote:
The good news is that he doesn't suck any more.
2013-02-08 01:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-08 11:53:56 AM  
1 vote:
Who did he kill?
2013-02-08 11:24:14 AM  
1 vote:
Mansa Musa really needs to pay attention and kick these barbarians out of his cultural borders.
2013-02-08 11:16:39 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-08 09:47:20 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-08 09:37:41 AM  
1 vote:
I love a happy ending.
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