lokis_mentor: [t3.gstatic.com image 194x259]Understands
Spanky_McFarksalot: instead of virgins, he'll only get 12 old hookers and some near-beer.
orclover: That actually sounds better than the 72 virgins.
Glancing Blow: [www.mtholyoke.edu image 449x282]
cgraves67: Mansa Musa really needs to pay attention and kick these barbarians out of his cultural borders.
Rapmaster2000: Does Fox News still make a big point about calling these guys Homicide Bombers? I remember them being very proud of using that term.
Harry Freakstorm: Thank you for your purchase of the Allah's Breath Exploding Vest. Only the finest materials and skill went in to the construction of your Allah's Breath Exploding Vest. It is designed to give you hours of use and to help you send many, many infidels to Hell.Take a moment to review your new vest. The ventilation panel is controlled by pulling on the lanyard with the single raised dot on it. The vest's hoodie is controlled by the lanyard with two raised dots on it. The detonation of the vest is achieved by pulling on the lanyard with three raised dots on it. All of these lanyards are conveniently stored in the Lanyard Retention Pocket.Be sure you are pulling on the correct lanyard when pulling on the lanyard. Screaming "Allah Akbar!" and deploying a hoodie is not the desired effect for the most part. Also, be sure all lanyards are stored in the lanyard retention pocket before removing the vest. It has been determined that sometimes a lanyard can be caught on the vest zipper. Two out of three times, it is no big deal but number three... Well, just be careful if you decide to take your vest off around your comrades. You really don't want to spend eternity sharing virgins.Enjoy your new vest and let it be known that when you arrive in Heaven with your Allah's Breath Exploding Vest, the virgins will think you are stylin'.
TheShavingofOccam123: [www.earthinpictures.com image 357x476]I'll just post this here as I feel the psychos are going to be taking it down pretty soon.
Ned Stark: That was the dumbest thing ever.
JRaynor: Ned Stark: That was the dumbest thing ever.Worse then Freedom Fries?
Ned Stark: Rapmaster2000: Does Fox News still make a big point about calling these guys Homicide Bombers? I remember them being very proud of using that term.That was the dumbest thing ever.Of course fox still does it.
Ned Stark: Homicide bomber diminishes the amount of useful knowledge conveyed by the phrase. all bombers are homicide bombers. Ya know, cause they are stetting off bombs in crowded placed. Suicide bombers are unique in that they are holding the bomb when they do it.
BillCo: I love a happy ending.
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