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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Will you be my Valentine? No, seriously. You WILL be my Valentine   ( lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Emmaus, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day cards  
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6368 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 11:58 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-08 01:03:48 PM  
3 votes:
With this machete I behead.
2013-02-08 12:02:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-08 01:41:43 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t


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2013-02-08 01:34:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-08 01:30:04 PM  
1 vote:
a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies.

Scavenger hunt champion 2013.
2013-02-08 01:10:19 PM  
1 vote:
Come on.

I mean, who doesn't have that stuff in their car?
 
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