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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Will you be my Valentine? No, seriously. You WILL be my Valentine   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 54
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2013-02-08 11:59:50 AM
PUNCTUATION Biatch!
 
2013-02-08 12:00:20 PM
really? the authors name is precious pretty? are you serious
 
2013-02-08 12:01:50 PM
I think the Scary tag is more appropriate here.
 
2013-02-08 12:02:37 PM
media1.policymic.com
 
2013-02-08 12:03:45 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: [media1.policymic.com image 750x473]


Came in here just to see if this would get posted

/leaving satisfied
//she is cute
///slashies!!
 
2013-02-08 12:04:17 PM
Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.
 
2013-02-08 12:04:58 PM
I think I dated that guy.
 
2013-02-08 12:08:28 PM
She just wants a more passionate man in her life.
 
2013-02-08 12:09:08 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: [media1.policymic.com image 750x473]


Meh, Would've still hit it in my college days.
 
2013-02-08 12:10:11 PM
Just keepin his options open.
 
2013-02-08 12:13:46 PM
That's the kinda crazy we have in these parts.
 
2013-02-08 12:14:45 PM
"Staton's preliminary hearing is set for Feb. 14"

/ guess he got his Valentine's day wish of romance...
// but he'll be catching instead of pitching that day
/// slashies
 
2013-02-08 12:21:50 PM
i1141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 12:24:43 PM
Women are always complaining they want a hopeless romantic as a partner and them when they get one that just dump the poor guy and break his heart. I can't understand how any women could ever break up with a man so committed to their relationship.
 
2013-02-08 12:25:07 PM
mymarblerye.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-08 12:42:35 PM
a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t
 
2013-02-08 12:43:56 PM
Just missing garbage bags, drop cloth and a shovel.
 
2013-02-08 12:54:25 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.


There is nothing that is going to stop that guy ever, short of his demise.


If I were her, I'd get the hell out of town -- move somewhere FAR away and never come back.

 
2013-02-08 01:00:02 PM
What ... you don't recognize true love when you see it?
 
2013-02-08 01:03:48 PM
With this machete I behead.
 
2013-02-08 01:10:19 PM
Come on.

I mean, who doesn't have that stuff in their car?
 
2013-02-08 01:14:30 PM
The Scary tag must have been pulling some overtime lately.
 
2013-02-08 01:20:29 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: [media1.policymic.com image 750x473]


(sigh) I think I love her.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:16 PM
a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies

...Lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats ... Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether... One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-02-08 01:27:59 PM

CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t


I know, they arrested James Bond.
 
2013-02-08 01:30:04 PM
a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies.

Scavenger hunt champion 2013.
 
2013-02-08 01:31:02 PM
Somehow the wording of the headline made me think of last night's "Impractical Jokers".

Story in short:  Each guy had to sell an item at a flea market.   Each person had to tell this story of the "item's history" fed to him by the other guys.

Joe, one of the 4 guys, has this item (blanking on it) he had to sell.  This 20-something kid comes up and Joe starts to tell this tale about how he's in the mafia, etc.  The kid starts looking like, "hey, this guy might be real".  At the end, instead of saying "would you like to buy this?" he says "You want to buy this"...the kid stands there for about 3 seconds kind of stunned then hands over money like he's saving his own health.
 
2013-02-08 01:31:13 PM
I hope she's carrying a gun too.
 
2013-02-08 01:34:53 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-08 01:41:43 PM

CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 01:43:54 PM

ad-astra62: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 209x300]


One of the greatest movies. Evar.

/lawn
/you know the drill
 
2013-02-08 01:46:26 PM

RedPhoenix122: CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t

I know, they arrested James Bond.


More like Archer.
 
2013-02-08 02:01:06 PM
s7.postimage.org
 
2013-02-08 02:08:01 PM
I farking hate Valentine's Day.

Expensive-ass shiat. I don't get paid until next Friday, and of course, Valentine's Day is Thursday.

Fark you, Hallmark!

Godammit.
 
2013-02-08 02:10:45 PM

gizmokid18: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: [media1.policymic.com image 750x473]

Came in here just to see if this would get posted

/leaving satisfied
//she is cute
///slashies!!


this
 
2013-02-08 02:12:32 PM

Freakin Rican: really? the authors name is precious pretty? are you serious


nope, apparently it's petty, not pretty.  not sure if that's better or worse.
 
2013-02-08 02:13:28 PM
What level is he?
 
2013-02-08 02:26:12 PM
mwahahahahaha...obscure.


i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-08 02:30:29 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s7.postimage.org image 540x487]


Eyes FORWARD SOLDi...er..they already are.
 
2013-02-08 02:31:12 PM

uncleacid: With this machete I behead.


Well played
 
2013-02-08 02:35:27 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

You are going to love me...
 
2013-02-08 02:48:13 PM

Cold_Sassy: DROxINxTHExWIND: Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.

There is nothing that is going to stop that guy ever, short of his demise.
If I were her, I'd get the hell out of town -- move somewhere FAR away and never come back.


i'm with you. the whole nine yards: change of name, multiple moves, find out about getting a new SS#, learn self defense, build up the gun collection etcetera. i've always got the TV on in the background with these shows on. most people just leave themselves wide open to be the victim. fark that noise. either that or get a good friend to alibi you while you take him out first. turn-about is fair play.
 
2013-02-08 03:02:25 PM

KrispyKritter: Cold_Sassy: DROxINxTHExWIND: Jesus. No peice of paper is going to keep this man from her. I'm not sure what can be done but I hope they do it before its too late.

There is nothing that is going to stop that guy ever, short of his demise.
If I were her, I'd get the hell out of town -- move somewhere FAR away and never come back.

i'm with you. the whole nine yards: change of name, multiple moves, find out about getting a new SS#, learn self defense, build up the gun collection etcetera. i've always got the TV on in the background with these shows on. most people just leave themselves wide open to be the victim. fark that noise. either that or get a good friend to alibi you while you take him out first. turn-about is fair play.


Yup...  "short of his demise"
 
2013-02-08 03:14:42 PM
With a name like that, you know he is going to be in like Flint.  Besides she started calling him 'my man Flint'.
 
2013-02-08 03:31:47 PM
I'm the type who generally relocates spiders to the back yard instead of smashing them, but I'm all for the death penalty for people like this. He just flat out shouldn't be free to roam in our society. Kick him away or put him out of our misery.
 
2013-02-08 03:44:46 PM
What would happen if overattached girlfriend watched a bunch of guys fighting over her?
 
2013-02-08 03:48:28 PM

CapeFearCadaver: a loaded .40 caliber handgun, a stun baton, a machete, a variety of knives, a baseball bat, brass knuckles, 39 "pieces of paper depicting various forms of violence and killing," a Valentine's Day card bearing the message "A Promise for My Wife," handcuffs, a black stiletto-heeled shoe, duct tape, several boxes of gloves and a ski mask, pepper spray, a stick handle with a screw protruding from it, ammunition for the gun, arrowheads, a Kevlar helmet, cable restraints, a couple of wigs, a notebook that belongs to Anne Staton and his PFA paperwork, computer equipment, camera equipment, a cellphone, binoculars, walkie-talkies and other materials in the car, as well.

Holy F*cking Sh*t


everyone needs a hobby....
 
2013-02-08 03:58:32 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 04:14:22 PM

megarian: I think I dated that guy.


*clicks profile* How YOU doin? Detroit? Hell yeah.

/done creeping
 
2013-02-08 04:22:37 PM
Look, no kidding the woman should have him whacked before he gets another chance.

I was just wondering about the whole wig-n-weps thing


dybiz.com
 
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