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(KVAL Eugene)   If you're a hottie going on a drug fueled naked rampage, what better place than The Rage   (kval.com) divider line 43
    More: Ironic, Corvallis, murder scene, rage  
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2013-02-08 07:53:06 AM  
Why do I always fall for those promises of a Hottie? I should have known it was a "Corvallis Hottie", which most would describe as "anything but a Hottie".
 
2013-02-08 09:51:21 AM  
Should have seen that coming, but I didn't.
 
2013-02-08 09:53:17 AM  
pass the eyebleach, stat
 
2013-02-08 09:54:00 AM  

MmmmBacon: Why do I always fall for those promises of a Hottie? I should have known it was a "Corvallis Hottie", which most would describe as "anything but a Hottie".


Kisssssssss meeeeeee!!!

media.kval.com
 
2013-02-08 09:54:23 AM  
Her own blood? That's kind of a letdown...
 
2013-02-08 09:54:37 AM  
No wonder she trashed the place. Look what they did to her.
 
2013-02-08 09:55:43 AM  
FTA:  Police believe she was on meth.

Brilliant, Sherlock!
 
2013-02-08 09:56:19 AM  
Nice try subby, but I learn enough to know 'hot' is so not
 
2013-02-08 09:56:35 AM  

MmmmBacon: Why do I always fall for those promises of a Hottie? I should have known it was a "Corvallis Hottie", which most would describe as "anything but a Hottie".


Like 10% of these are actual hotties, so I click just in case I hit that 10%.
 
2013-02-08 09:56:55 AM  
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

/Her lips remind me of a giant African Land Snail.
 
2013-02-08 09:57:51 AM  
If you're as ugly as slime mold and people give you money to put your clothes back on, where should you go to rage?
 
2013-02-08 09:58:41 AM  

BeerBear: Nice try subby, but I learn enough to know 'hot' is so not


But what if one time it is though?  Can you really take that chance?
 
2013-02-08 09:59:22 AM  

littlett's: BeerBear: Nice try subby, but I learn enough to know 'hot' is so not

But what if one time it is though?  Can you really take that chance?


lol
 
2013-02-08 10:03:32 AM  
Mef mouf
 
2013-02-08 10:04:02 AM  

littlett's: BeerBear: Nice try subby, but I learn enough to know 'hot' is so not

But what if one time it is though?  Can you really take that chance?


then I'll check the pages and see what's some of the comments being said, save me from using the eye bleach :D
 
2013-02-08 10:06:28 AM  
This wasn't a Sun article subby ten yard penalty.
 
2013-02-08 10:07:36 AM  
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
 
2013-02-08 10:08:02 AM  
Nowadays, I click these links just to see how NOT hot the woman is.  I was very pleased with this one.
 
2013-02-08 10:08:27 AM  
Despite all that, was she still just a rat in a cage?
 
2013-02-08 10:09:08 AM  
Subby needs to get out more, she wouldn't be hot if she were the last woman left on earth.
 
2013-02-08 10:09:18 AM  

BeerBear: littlett's: BeerBear: Nice try subby, but I learn enough to know 'hot' is so not

But what if one time it is though?  Can you really take that chance?

then I'll check the pages and see what's some of the comments being said, save me from using the eye bleach :D


My policy, too. Except sometimes, like this one, the picture gets posted in the thread.
 
2013-02-08 10:12:14 AM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

/Her lips remind me of a giant African Land Snail.


I understand that some people use those to fap. The texture and sliminess is just right. Sort of like a living Fleshlight.

Now that I've ruined the solitary sex lives of the more imaginative Farkers, I'll go away.

Pleasant dreams...
 
2013-02-08 10:13:39 AM  
Even Stevie Wonder would not find that thing "Hot"
 
2013-02-08 10:14:04 AM  

Mr. Right: <strong>FTA:</strong>  <em>Police believe she was on meth.</em>

Brilliant, Sherlock!


maybe her period too.
 
2013-02-08 10:14:09 AM  
Why the fark do I keep clicking the ones that say hottie!? WHY!??!
 
2013-02-08 10:16:06 AM  
The operative word in the headline is "if".
 
2013-02-08 10:23:29 AM  

Und Becks: Despite all that, was she still just a rat in a cage?


No, no, she was a cat in The Rage.

www.ragesalon.com
 
2013-02-08 10:35:22 AM  

Sargun: MmmmBacon: Why do I always fall for those promises of a Hottie? I should have known it was a "Corvallis Hottie", which most would describe as "anything but a Hottie".

Like 10% of these are actual hotties, so I click just in case I hit that 10%.


Sorta like the lottery.  It's gots to hit sometime.
 
2013-02-08 10:40:04 AM  
Only way that one is hot is when she's doused in gasoline while holding a lighter.
 
2013-02-08 10:41:52 AM  
EngineerAU:

If you're as ugly as slime mold and people give you money to put your clothes back on, where should you go to rage?

I hide in my apartment and do my raging on Fark.
 
2013-02-08 10:43:36 AM  
FarkingReading:

I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

Wow, that's so brilliantly descriptive! Did you make that up yourself?
 
2013-02-08 10:47:05 AM  
www.trekcast.com

Odo?

I guess the years have been bad since Sisko left.
 
2013-02-08 10:53:08 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 11:03:42 AM  
Mr. Furious calls her an amateur.
 
2013-02-08 11:32:43 AM  
Anyone notice the comments?  A familiar name there at number one, atm.
 
2013-02-08 11:35:14 AM  
she looks like that pissed off midget cat that always says "good" to bad news.
 
2013-02-08 11:51:31 AM  
So I'm thinking no one else did a GIS on the salon owner?  Might want to! Owner is Rainbow Bright, and we all know how farkers like Rainbow Bright!

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-02-08 01:15:38 PM  
So "Smoking Hot" is no longer the code word?
 
2013-02-08 02:08:57 PM  
The perp is ugly as hell. but the owner?
i.imgur.com
Yeah, I'd go for a trim.
 
2013-02-08 03:26:49 PM  
Seriously .... was this greenlit because FARK is getting kickbacks from clicks or something?
STOP DOING THAT.  It's not funny or fun.
 
2013-02-08 06:20:08 PM  
Swww, crap. is this meme back in vogue?
 
2013-02-08 09:52:25 PM  
God farking dammit!
 
2013-02-09 09:25:27 AM  

imfallen_angel: [www.trekcast.com image 200x200]

Odo?

I guess the years have been bad since Sisko left.


Leaving satisfied...
 
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