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(Banana 101.5)   They're shooting the wieners off pedophiles in Michigan   (banana1015.com) divider line 53
    More: Dumbass, Michigan, Detroit Police Department, sex offenders, Michigan Department of Corrections  
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2013-02-08 09:30:15 AM
static.services79.com
 
2013-02-08 09:43:00 AM
And nothing of value was lost. Goodnight everybody!
 
2013-02-08 09:44:32 AM
This is the best thing the Detroit PD have done in a long time.  Good shooting!
 
2013-02-08 09:44:50 AM

scottydoesntknow: [static.services79.com image 610x374]


i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 09:45:32 AM
No problem with this.  HEROES.  And it's darn well time they thought of this.
 
2013-02-08 09:45:46 AM
img.photobucket.com


/oblig
 
2013-02-08 09:46:51 AM
That article seems to have been written in some form of code.
 
2013-02-08 09:48:20 AM
Terrible shooting, you aim for the center of mass if anyone ever pulls a gun on you.  We should be hearing about the poorly-attended funeral of a dead pedophile.
 
2013-02-08 09:48:58 AM

What Michigan wieners may look like, with some chips


i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 09:49:35 AM
I plead insanity!
Insanity?
Insanity! I am just crazy about that young shait.
Bailiff, Wack his pee pee!
 
2013-02-08 09:49:56 AM
Me thinks the reporter here is a frustrated novelist.
 
2013-02-08 09:51:16 AM
If the cop was aiming center mass, he should be sent back to the range.

If he wasn't, he should be sent back to the range as an instructor and the entire NYPD should be forced to attend.
 
2013-02-08 09:51:30 AM

Onkel Buck: What Michigan wieners may look like, with some chips
[i26.photobucket.com image 320x240]


...oh god, Better Mades!  The best chips ever!  I'd kill for a bag of the Rainbow Darks right now.

/there was an article?
 
2013-02-08 09:52:00 AM

pag1107: Terrible shooting, you aim for the center of mass if anyone ever pulls a gun on you.  We should be hearing about the poorly-attended funeral of a dead pedophile.


That's one option.  However, the boys in prison probably need a bit of fresh entertainment now and again.
 
2013-02-08 09:52:40 AM

cgraves67: Me thinks the reporter here is a frustrated novelist.


Is there any other kind of journalist?

All the journalism majors I knew in college were aspiring authors who wanted to have a fallback option.
 
2013-02-08 09:56:39 AM
Once a person crosses the line and attempts to diddle someone's kid, the societal threshold that stands between the label of both criminal and monster is met with an extremely contemptuous jury; one with a verdict that unanimously comes blasting out of the eye sockets of a seemingly divided population of upstanding citizens, junkies and cold-blooded killers - in unison, they will guide the sickened beast to the guillotine.


GET
OVER
YOURSELF
 
2013-02-08 09:58:05 AM

LadyBelgara: Rainbow Darks


I guess I need to get home more often. I had to Google Rainbow Darks, didnt know what they were. After scrolling through all the Ronnie James Dio "Rainbow in the Dark" links I found a bag of those chips on Amazon for $13.00! What the fark?
 
2013-02-08 10:02:12 AM

Mr.Hawk: Once a person crosses the line and attempts to diddle someone's kid, the societal threshold that stands between the label of both criminal and monster is met with an extremely contemptuous jury; one with a verdict that unanimously comes blasting out of the eye sockets of a seemingly divided population of upstanding citizens, junkies and cold-blooded killers - in unison, they will guide the sickened beast to the guillotine.



Alleged author, dictated because too drunk to write it.
 
2013-02-08 10:03:09 AM
stormen.files.wordpress.com

"Hide yo wieners, hide yo wangs, hide yo dongs, they shootin' e'rybody up in here."
 
2013-02-08 10:06:37 AM

thecpt: scottydoesntknow: [static.services79.com image 610x374]

[i177.photobucket.com image 320x247]


Oooh good call.
 
2013-02-08 10:11:12 AM
s17.postimage.org
 
2013-02-08 10:11:49 AM
i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 10:13:10 AM
i877.photobucket.com

Is this some sort of variation to the glory-hole thing I have heard about?
 
2013-02-08 10:14:11 AM

Onkel Buck: LadyBelgara: Rainbow Darks

I guess I need to get home more often. I had to Google Rainbow Darks, didnt know what they were. After scrolling through all the Ronnie James Dio "Rainbow in the Dark" links I found a bag of those chips on Amazon for $13.00! What the fark?


Pfft, you can order 4 bags of them off of Better Made's website for that price.  If you're that person that goes searching for the almost burnt potato chips, you'll farking love them.
 
2013-02-08 10:14:28 AM
Drew owes me nothing, but let me say that these Featured Partner links with no comment pages seem to go against the purpose of Fark.
 
2013-02-08 10:18:11 AM
I have no problrm with this.
 
2013-02-08 10:22:16 AM
You'll shoot your weiner out, kid.
 
2013-02-08 10:23:10 AM
Uhm, this happened in a Brazil jail. August 12, 2012. Link The inmate got stuck trying escape.

www.24horas.cl

Study it out people.
 
2013-02-08 10:23:11 AM

de_Selby: Drew owes me nothing, but let me say that these Featured Partner links with no comment pages seem to go against the purpose of Fark.


They're very strange.  Maybe Drew's got some big expense coming up that he's too shy to tell us about, like the final surgery of his sex change.
 
2013-02-08 10:26:01 AM
*trying to escape.
 
2013-02-08 10:26:34 AM

Godscrack: Uhm, this happened in a Brazil jail. August 12, 2012. Link The inmate got stuck trying escape.

[www.24horas.cl image 620x350]

Study it out people.


So all his cell mates and anyone else that had access to his cell could take turns raping his ass?
 
2013-02-08 10:27:12 AM

Tillmaster: That article seems to have been written in some form of code.


cgraves67: Me thinks the reporter here is a frustrated novelist.


Yes reading the article brings to mind words like ahole, douchebag and chicken farker
 
2013-02-08 10:28:44 AM

LadyBelgara: Onkel Buck: LadyBelgara: Rainbow Darks

I guess I need to get home more often. I had to Google Rainbow Darks, didnt know what they were. After scrolling through all the Ronnie James Dio "Rainbow in the Dark" links I found a bag of those chips on Amazon for $13.00! What the fark?

Pfft, you can order 4 bags of them off of Better Made's website for that price.  If you're that person that goes searching for the almost burnt potato chips, you'll farking love them.


i think I'll pass. I do miss Cain's hot potato chips

/Detroit seasoning company uses the same seasoning for their rib rub!

i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 10:30:41 AM

FullMetalPanda: So all his cell mates and anyone else that had access to his cell could take turns raping his ass?


www.24horas.cl

Mmm, nope. Doesn't look like it. He just got stuck.

Looks like this blogger found a funny picture and built a fantasy story out of it. Maybe wishful thinking?
 
2013-02-08 10:33:12 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 10:49:06 AM

Tillmaster: That article seems to have been written in some form of code.


It's better if you read it in voice of the narrator from "The Dukes of Hazard".
 
2013-02-08 10:50:52 AM

Godscrack: FullMetalPanda: So all his cell mates and anyone else that had access to his cell could take turns raping his ass?

[www.24horas.cl image 460x260]

Mmm, nope. Doesn't look like it. He just got stuck.

Looks like this blogger found a funny picture and built a fantasy story out of it. Maybe wishful thinking?


I think this was a random case of finding a picture of a guy stuck in the wall to go with the story.  The link in the article to DetroitNews.com is broken - the internal search at DetroitNews returns two articles about the incident but both have been removed, so its hard to say now if this actually did happen, or if the Detroit News had a fake story up which the radio station picked up on.
 
2013-02-08 10:53:16 AM

Mr.Hawk: Once a person crosses the line and attempts to diddle someone's kid, the societal threshold that stands between the label of both criminal and monster is met with an extremely contemptuous jury; one with a verdict that unanimously comes blasting out of the eye sockets of a seemingly divided population of upstanding citizens, junkies and cold-blooded killers - in unison, they will guide the sickened beast to the guillotine.


GET
OVER
YOURSELF


did you renew your NAMBLA membership?
 
2013-02-08 10:55:20 AM

zombat: Tillmaster: That article seems to have been written in some form of code.

cgraves67: Me thinks the reporter here is a frustrated novelist.

Yes reading the article brings to mind words like ahole, douchebag and chicken farker


24.media.tumblr.com
/oblig
 
2013-02-08 11:02:11 AM
"...they will guide the sickened beast to the guillotine. "

The OWS ITG crowd has absolutely castrated the ability of invoking the guillotine to mean anything threatening or even comprehensible, so you'll need to dig around a bit more for something fresh.
 
2013-02-08 11:13:10 AM

Macular Degenerate:


Ive always wondered is that radio show host Phil Williams in that pic? It sure looks like him.
 
2013-02-08 11:15:09 AM
If I caught someone that had been diddling a kid before the cops did a bullet to thejunk would seem light in comparrison to what Id do. Think guy from Metallica One video.
 
2013-02-08 11:21:05 AM

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 630x420]

I can't tell with the blurring, is that Harry Reid?
 
2013-02-08 11:39:20 AM

The DBS: DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 630x420]
I can't tell with the blurring, is that Harry Reid?


That depends. Is Harry Reid the name of a giant, hairless Brazilian prisoner with a trashy tattoo on his arm who got stuck in the wall while escaping from prison and whose photo was repurposed for a ridiculously poorly written "story" nabbed from another website which has taken down its own version of the article?
 
2013-02-08 12:01:51 PM

casual disregard: The DBS: DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 630x420]
I can't tell with the blurring, is that Harry Reid?

That depends. Is Harry Reid the name of a giant, hairless Brazilian prisoner with a trashy tattoo on his arm who got stuck in the wall while escaping from prison and whose photo was repurposed for a ridiculously poorly written "story" nabbed from another website which has taken down its own version of the article?


To be fair, you can't tell the nationality from the picture.
 
2013-02-08 12:15:22 PM

cgraves67: Me thinks the reporter here is a frustrated novelist.


It's a radio station web page.  There is no reporter (or novelist) involved.
 
2013-02-08 12:32:10 PM
That was written as it would have been in the NYT in 1875.
 
2013-02-08 12:58:20 PM

Lochsteppe: de_Selby: Drew owes me nothing, but let me say that these Featured Partner links with no comment pages seem to go against the purpose of Fark.

They're very strange.  Maybe Drew's got some big expense coming up that he's too shy to tell us about, like the final surgery of his sex change.


Maybe he and Tucker Max are planning something EPIC.

/last one out turn off the light
//I picked laser disc
///off to Reddit
 
2013-02-08 02:02:04 PM
I am the frustrated novelist - HA!
https://www.facebook.com/mikeadams73
 
2013-02-08 02:33:34 PM
No way, a wiener story from
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Banana = fruity wiener?

Their DJ's do have faces made for radio.
 
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