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2013-02-08 10:52:28 AM  
11 votes:
Men cheat, women have affairs.
Men reject advances, women withhold affections. Men prey on young girls, women educate young boys.
2013-02-08 11:09:27 AM  
5 votes:
male teachers are 'rapists and pedophiles'
female teachers have 'inappropriate sexual contact'
2013-02-08 09:48:50 AM  
5 votes:
welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)
2013-02-08 12:43:29 PM  
4 votes:
Saw a spot on the news this morning about how women could 'fix their boyfriends bad habits', the bad habits including leaving the lid up, wrinkled shirts, etc.

Naturally the spot was produced and reported on by women.

All I could think of is if some guys came out with a spot on how to fix their girlfriends bad habits they would be hung up by their nuts while women everywhere shouted "You guys just need to learn
how to accept us HOW WE ARE!"

I can't wait until my son is old enough to ask me to explain women to him, I plan to tell him "Lets have some MAN time" and I will take him to a Steakhouse...just the two of us.
I will tell him to order a large steak with big steak fries and a cold frosty root beer and will then tell him when dinner arrives I will explain women to him.

Then, when the meal arrives I will say "Son, I haven't a damn clue in the world!  They are a mystery to me but part of the fun is investigating the mystery!  Now eat your steak!"

/I am dead serious, I plan to do this!
2013-02-08 02:06:24 PM  
3 votes:

DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.


Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.
2013-02-08 11:48:18 AM  
3 votes:

tricycleracer: Fish in a Barrel: Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latins-ex-gazette.com" at work.

It's a publication for Latin American expatriates.  Nothing racy here, Mr. IT Guy.


Probably not, but my work filter blocked me for going to a "sex" site. In the future, I'd recommend the mods put possibly NSFW on these links.
2013-02-08 11:39:21 AM  
3 votes:

Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.


Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".
2013-02-08 10:44:30 AM  
3 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.


You've clearly never taught at an inner city middle school.
2013-02-08 10:33:13 AM  
3 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women".

Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.


really?
you have talked to all the girls in the world?
you have interviewed a reasonable sample of prostitutes?

last study which I read showed that prostitutes and non-prostitutes hate their jobs in about the same percentages
I wonder what percentage of McDonald slaves are excited about going into a career in burger flipping?!
2013-02-08 10:02:17 AM  
3 votes:
They need to get their Groove back somehow.  If some third worlder is willing to fark ugly women for money, I'm okay with that.
2013-02-08 03:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
I believe the adage is "sex sells" (does not only apply to men... anyone notice that Brawny guy?)
www.templeadlib.com
2013-02-08 12:05:50 PM  
2 votes:
I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...
2013-02-08 11:59:09 AM  
2 votes:
Fantasy:
www.popscribe.com

Reality:
www.weightlosssurgerychannel.com
2013-02-08 10:49:24 AM  
2 votes:
B-b-b-but patriarchy!
2013-02-08 10:11:46 AM  
2 votes:
Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women".

Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.
2013-02-08 07:25:01 PM  
1 votes:
MylesHeartVodak:
"I've always been told that when a woman discusses how many lovers she has had, that "vacation sex" doesn't count into the total.  Meh, it's not uncommon for both men and women to let loose on vacation.  Everyone goes home and resumes normal life."

"It's not cheating if it's in a different zip code"
2013-02-08 04:19:27 PM  
1 votes:
This thread......

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2013-02-08 03:36:43 PM  
1 votes:

Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.



I spent a couple months in Bali and speak a little Bahasa Indonesia, and have witnessed the Kuta Cowboy thing first hand.  In Bali alone its considerably more than a handful of women, and cougars are in the minority.  Its mostly younger women who are travelling with a couple friends and want a little vacation romance.  They know the local guys can't afford restaurants and clubs so the girls pay.  The minority part is where the girls maintain contact after the vacation ends  That usually doesn't happen, according to the guys, but they all know somebody whose Australian girlfriend sent for him.

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2013-02-08 02:59:17 PM  
1 votes:
Remember Kiddies, the difference between rape and rapture is just a little salesmanship.
2013-02-08 02:56:34 PM  
1 votes:
I've always been told that when a woman discusses how many lovers she has had, that "vacation sex" doesn't count into the total.  Meh, it's not uncommon for both men and women to let loose on vacation.  Everyone goes home and resumes normal life.
2013-02-08 02:48:31 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah... women just can't get enough... sure.
2013-02-08 02:47:26 PM  
1 votes:

Rambino: gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip

Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?


Gambitsgirl, if I was single, I would look you up and marry you on sight, no matter what baggage you are carrying. I think you deserve 1,000 happy lives for being with your first husband to the end, and he looks happy as well. But I am not, so as advice I tell you, guys that would look you up don't need you showered or bathed, just stay awesome. Most guys don't need much to be happy, and cheeto flavor woman is really awesome, I've had it.
2013-02-08 02:31:10 PM  
1 votes:

rushthatspeaks: They need feminism so they can get away with doing the exact same things we do and NOT be called pigs or whores


A dismal yet accurate observation.
2013-02-08 01:16:44 PM  
1 votes:

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


Most average looking people can tidy themselves up, dress well, flirt well and get laid if they chose to have sex with people they don't want to have sex with.  The emphasized part is important, anyone can slap meat with someone,they just won't enjoy it.
2013-02-08 12:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess.
2013-02-08 12:33:26 PM  
1 votes:
When I was doing some work with start-ups here in SF, I met and chatted with two separate women who were working on a mobile app that allows vacationing people (read: women) to randomly match themselves with strangers to hook up for fun activities (claim: sight-seeing, read: chinky-chinky). I think women would love an app like that. Anonymous, controlled by them, safe and discreet. Too bad they don't realize we already have Eros.com.
2013-02-08 12:28:37 PM  
1 votes:

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it.

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


Not true.  You can get a STD from someone who had an asymptomatic infection from before the relationship.

chrylis: I'll call shenanigans. Even if you're your partner's lifetime only, there are always congenital and IV transmission.


And in areas with inferior medical systems there are infections by gynecologists.
2013-02-08 12:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are all interchangeable.  Their cultures only differ through jingoistic nitpicking,
2013-02-08 12:07:15 PM  
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Mawson of the Antarctic: That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.

According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


I think he was confusing Japan with China.

It is estimated that, by 2020, there will be 24 million more men than women at marriage age in China.
2013-02-08 11:21:19 AM  
1 votes:

Bored Horde: For a woman 18-25, can you think of a better on-the-side job? At 200-400/hr, you can easilyput yourself through college working 10-20 hours a week whilst amassing a significant savings account.


If you don't get choked to death and tossed naked into a dumpster by an overzealous john, at least.
2013-02-08 11:18:15 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


I'll call shenanigans. Even if you're your partner's lifetime only, there are always congenital and IV transmission.
2013-02-08 11:15:29 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


But plenty of people have gotten an STD from their "monogamous" partner...
2013-02-08 11:14:13 AM  
1 votes:

Fish in a Barrel: Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latins-ex-gazette.com" at work.


It's a publication for Latin American expatriates.  Nothing racy here, Mr. IT Guy.
2013-02-08 11:12:36 AM  
1 votes:

Riche: Rev. Skarekroe: Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.

You've clearly never taught at an inner city middle school.


People will do hard jobs for good pay - prostitution is a way for women to do hard, mentally and physically demanding work in exchange for good pay - often when other such avenues of work are denied to them.

For a woman 18-25, can you think of a better on-the-side job?  At 200-400/hr, you can  easilyput yourself through college working 10-20 hours a week whilst amassing a significant savings account.  That's including rigorous diet and workout regime, and immaculate physical makeup.

We could talk about the root cause - sexuality has been constructed as a zero-sum game (women lose from sex, men gain from sex).  We could talk about how this is also present in gay culture (tops gain, bottoms lose).  We could talk about how our ageist views modify this - older gains younger loses, except that male always gains and female always loses (cougar hunting) .  We could talk about that, but we won't.

Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.
2013-02-08 11:12:34 AM  
1 votes:
Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latinsexgazette.com" at work.
2013-02-08 11:01:29 AM  
1 votes:
women travel to have sex with 13 year old boys pretending to be 9 year old girls?


I cant fap to that
2013-02-08 11:00:03 AM  
1 votes:

rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.


HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.
2013-02-08 11:00:00 AM  
1 votes:
shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!
2013-02-08 10:54:45 AM  
1 votes:
Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.
 
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