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2013-02-08 09:48:50 AM  
welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)
 
2013-02-08 10:02:17 AM  
They need to get their Groove back somehow.  If some third worlder is willing to fark ugly women for money, I'm okay with that.
 
2013-02-08 10:11:46 AM  
Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women".

Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.
 
2013-02-08 10:33:13 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women".

Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.


really?
you have talked to all the girls in the world?
you have interviewed a reasonable sample of prostitutes?

last study which I read showed that prostitutes and non-prostitutes hate their jobs in about the same percentages
I wonder what percentage of McDonald slaves are excited about going into a career in burger flipping?!
 
2013-02-08 10:44:30 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.


You've clearly never taught at an inner city middle school.
 
2013-02-08 10:49:24 AM  
B-b-b-but patriarchy!
 
2013-02-08 10:52:28 AM  
Men cheat, women have affairs.
Men reject advances, women withhold affections. Men prey on young girls, women educate young boys.
 
2013-02-08 10:54:45 AM  
Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.
 
2013-02-08 11:00:00 AM  
shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!
 
2013-02-08 11:00:03 AM  

rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.


HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.
 
2013-02-08 11:00:29 AM  

Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!


Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.
 
2013-02-08 11:01:29 AM  
women travel to have sex with 13 year old boys pretending to be 9 year old girls?


I cant fap to that
 
2013-02-08 11:04:04 AM  
forums.watchuseek.com

/Don't disappoint me, guys and gals!
 
2013-02-08 11:06:19 AM  
Why else would you travel to Phuket?  (Farkette?)
 
2013-02-08 11:07:38 AM  

suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!


Same here
 
2013-02-08 11:09:27 AM  
male teachers are 'rapists and pedophiles'
female teachers have 'inappropriate sexual contact'
 
2013-02-08 11:09:55 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"Hi!  I'm Tom.  Nice to meet you!"
 
2013-02-08 11:12:11 AM  
I fully expect calm, respectful discourse in this thread.
 
2013-02-08 11:12:34 AM  
Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latinsexgazette.com" at work.
 
2013-02-08 11:12:36 AM  

Riche: Rev. Skarekroe: Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.

You've clearly never taught at an inner city middle school.


People will do hard jobs for good pay - prostitution is a way for women to do hard, mentally and physically demanding work in exchange for good pay - often when other such avenues of work are denied to them.

For a woman 18-25, can you think of a better on-the-side job?  At 200-400/hr, you can  easilyput yourself through college working 10-20 hours a week whilst amassing a significant savings account.  That's including rigorous diet and workout regime, and immaculate physical makeup.

We could talk about the root cause - sexuality has been constructed as a zero-sum game (women lose from sex, men gain from sex).  We could talk about how this is also present in gay culture (tops gain, bottoms lose).  We could talk about how our ageist views modify this - older gains younger loses, except that male always gains and female always loses (cougar hunting) .  We could talk about that, but we won't.

Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.
 
2013-02-08 11:12:45 AM  
My body is ready.
 
2013-02-08 11:13:38 AM  
You don't want to see this guy in drag doing romance travel.

i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 11:13:51 AM  
Judging from the top romance travel destinations, once they go there, they will never go back.
 
2013-02-08 11:14:13 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latins-ex-gazette.com" at work.


It's a publication for Latin American expatriates.  Nothing racy here, Mr. IT Guy.
 
2013-02-08 11:14:45 AM  

EvilEgg: They need to get their Groove back somehow.  If some third worlder is willing to fark ugly women for money, I'm okay with that.


verbalinsanity.files.wordpress.com

Yeah, except when the guy turns out to be a gay gold-digger.
 
2013-02-08 11:15:09 AM  
"Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women."

That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.
 
2013-02-08 11:15:29 AM  

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


But plenty of people have gotten an STD from their "monogamous" partner...
 
2013-02-08 11:17:37 AM  
It used to be Club Med.  Or, according to a previous thread, hanging out near construction workers who are welders.
 
2013-02-08 11:17:39 AM  

Telos: namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.

But plenty of people have gotten an STD from their "monogamous" partner...


I hope you were being funny with "quotes" rather than not getting my obvious sarcasm.
Do we have a fark "standard" for showing sarcasm??

:D
 
2013-02-08 11:18:15 AM  

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


I'll call shenanigans. Even if you're your partner's lifetime only, there are always congenital and IV transmission.
 
2013-02-08 11:19:20 AM  

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


Terry fron Reno 911 would like a word...
It'll illegal for men to prostitute, too...so they don't have a right to choose in that regard, either.

I wonder if make prostitutes make more money... (Insert gender pay gap rant here?)
 
2013-02-08 11:21:19 AM  

Bored Horde: For a woman 18-25, can you think of a better on-the-side job? At 200-400/hr, you can easilyput yourself through college working 10-20 hours a week whilst amassing a significant savings account.


If you don't get choked to death and tossed naked into a dumpster by an overzealous john, at least.
 
2013-02-08 11:23:15 AM  

namatad: Telos: namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.

But plenty of people have gotten an STD from their "monogamous" partner...

I hope you were being funny with "quotes" rather than not getting my obvious sarcasm.
Do we have a fark "standard" for showing sarcasm??

:D


Yes, it's called using quotes.  :P

/sorry
//first thing in the morning
///not enough coffee yet
 
2013-02-08 11:23:50 AM  
Also, Poe's Law.
 
2013-02-08 11:26:40 AM  
Subby left out: with helpful photo of what a woman who has no need for such a trip looks like.
 
2013-02-08 11:26:43 AM  
While was still in the Navy, I knew an ensign who weaseled her way into a tour of duty in Barbados. She found out too late she couldn't afford the local studs.
 
2013-02-08 11:27:26 AM  
Robert Menedez wants to know why chicks get all the breaks
 
2013-02-08 11:29:48 AM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: "Another movie, a documentary shot by Singaporean writer and director, Amit Virmani, was about the most well-known open secret of Bali - the 'Kuta Cowboys'. He came up with the idea of making Cowboys in Paradise after meeting a 12-year old boy in Bali who confessed an eagerness "to grow up and be of sexual service to Japanese women."

That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.


According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.
 
2013-02-08 11:32:36 AM  
Time to rub the bunions?
 
2013-02-08 11:33:30 AM  
Gambia, Kenya and Senegal in Africa

So Aidscation?
 
2013-02-08 11:36:19 AM  

rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.


This
 
2013-02-08 11:36:40 AM  

StrikitRich: suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!

Same here


Damn broad brush DNS uses
 
2013-02-08 11:39:21 AM  

Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.


Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".
 
2013-02-08 11:44:22 AM  

Bored Horde: Riche: Rev. Skarekroe: Here's a big difference.  I bet you'd be hard pressed to find any pubescent girls excited about going into a career of prostitution.

You've clearly never taught at an inner city middle school.

People will do hard jobs for good pay - prostitution is a way for women to do hard, mentally and physically demanding work in exchange for good pay - often when other such avenues of work are denied to them.

For a woman 18-25, can you think of a better on-the-side job?  At 200-400/hr, you can  easilyput yourself through college working 10-20 hours a week whilst amassing a significant savings account.  That's including rigorous diet and workout regime, and immaculate physical makeup.

We could talk about the root cause - sexuality has been constructed as a zero-sum game (women lose from sex, men gain from sex).  We could talk about how this is also present in gay culture (tops gain, bottoms lose).  We could talk about how our ageist views modify this - older gains younger loses, except that male always gains and female always loses (cougar hunting) .  We could talk about that, but we won't.

Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.


Yeah, I was just responding to Rev. Skarekroe-- That there were indeed girls in that age range planning, even "excited" about going into prostitution.
 
2013-02-08 11:44:47 AM  

namatad: it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


Trust me.  You're a LOT more likely to pick one up with your non-monogamous partners.
 
2013-02-08 11:45:33 AM  

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


I think you'd find that there's quite a large overlap among people who think women should have the right to choose in either case.
 
2013-02-08 11:47:19 AM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-02-08 11:48:18 AM  

tricycleracer: Fish in a Barrel: Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latins-ex-gazette.com" at work.

It's a publication for Latin American expatriates.  Nothing racy here, Mr. IT Guy.


Probably not, but my work filter blocked me for going to a "sex" site. In the future, I'd recommend the mods put possibly NSFW on these links.
 
2013-02-08 11:49:05 AM  
Very common in Barbados.
The wife and our (female) friend went to dinner.  They were approached on the drive into a parking area 3 times with "Hey pretty ladies! You lookin' for some chinky-chinky?"  It was no different than a group of hookers standing on a street corner.
 
2013-02-08 11:50:54 AM  
Hi there, Double Standard! How ya doing?

Those women been keeping ya busy, huh?

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend summons you a lot.

Oh... she has the Super Double Mega Platinum Princess Membership?

With Sprinkles ya say?

Well that explains it then.

Well... see ya... take care.
 
2013-02-08 11:52:31 AM  
Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.
 
2013-02-08 11:56:08 AM  
It was common knowledge among the marine security guards in south america to head to punta del este in uraguay. the guidelines were to not book a hotel room for the entire time but plan to spend a week there. at some point, a south american lady might want your company for a few days. all the women were married and without their husbands.

every msg but one that I knew was successful. the one who wasn't...he was a bit too shy to actually follow thru on any advances.

This was from 97-01 or so.
 
2013-02-08 11:56:50 AM  

suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!


Huh. You too, eh? Go figure ..
 
2013-02-08 11:59:09 AM  
Fantasy:
www.popscribe.com

Reality:
www.weightlosssurgerychannel.com
 
2013-02-08 12:05:05 PM  

Quinzy: It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.

FTFY

Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease
You would have to assume that they are traveling for a couple of reasons:
1) getting away from a partner
2) want to step out and not have it get about. hang out in bars near home or work and you might run into people you know. hang out in bars in bali and there is less of a chance.
3) hell it is a VACATION on top of everything else

/FFS - I keep putting off my next vacation until I am dating again so that I can vacation and get laid. I really need to rethink my cunning plan.
//anyone interested in an all expenses paid trip to paris??
///lawl
 
2013-02-08 12:05:50 PM  
I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...
 
2013-02-08 12:07:15 PM  

Theaetetus: Mawson of the Antarctic: That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.

According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


I think he was confusing Japan with China.

It is estimated that, by 2020, there will be 24 million more men than women at marriage age in China.
 
2013-02-08 12:12:41 PM  

Theaetetus: According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are all interchangeable.  Their cultures only differ through jingoistic nitpicking,
 
2013-02-08 12:13:11 PM  
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-02-08 12:13:55 PM  

Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".
 
2013-02-08 12:16:18 PM  
I blame Sex and the City/Eat Pray Love
 
2013-02-08 12:16:50 PM  

FatherChaos: [ct.fra.bz image 350x467]


gotta disagree with this one.
 
2013-02-08 12:23:03 PM  

Krieghund: Theaetetus: Mawson of the Antarctic: That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.

According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.

I think he was confusing Japan with China.

It is estimated that, by 2020, there will be 24 million more men than women at marriage age in China.


japan
Sex ratio(2010 est.)

at birth: 1.056 male(s)/femaleunder 15 years: 1.06 male(s)/female15-64 years: 1.02 male(s)/female65 years and over: 0.74 male(s)/femaletotal population: 0.95 male(s)/female
 
2013-02-08 12:28:34 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".


Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.
 
2013-02-08 12:28:37 PM  

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it.

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


Not true.  You can get a STD from someone who had an asymptomatic infection from before the relationship.

chrylis: I'll call shenanigans. Even if you're your partner's lifetime only, there are always congenital and IV transmission.


And in areas with inferior medical systems there are infections by gynecologists.
 
2013-02-08 12:33:26 PM  
When I was doing some work with start-ups here in SF, I met and chatted with two separate women who were working on a mobile app that allows vacationing people (read: women) to randomly match themselves with strangers to hook up for fun activities (claim: sight-seeing, read: chinky-chinky). I think women would love an app like that. Anonymous, controlled by them, safe and discreet. Too bad they don't realize we already have Eros.com.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:14 PM  

ManRay: Judging from the top romance travel destinations, once they go there, they will never go back.


Or maybe never leave, or be found.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:43 PM  

StrikitRich: suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!

Same here


Yeah, who'd of thunk that?  (Damn it - I clicked on that link before even looking at the address.  Got the big NO! webpage from our proxy.)
 
2013-02-08 12:43:22 PM  

DrunkenBob: Theaetetus: According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.

Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are all interchangeable.  Their cultures only differ through jingoistic nitpicking,


ROFL
1) genetic studies have shown that japanese are a subset of korean, which makes a lot of sense given that the japanese got there over a land bridge from korea and the waves of attacks between japan and korea over the last 12000 years
2) han and korean are further apart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExHMPnT9_wk
3 min overview

it is FUNNY watching the never ending "we are not them", "they came from us", "we did everything!!"
as we discover more things while digging with genetics and actual digging, the new knowledge conflicts with established history.
with humorous results
(tell someone from southern japan that they look korean and watch the explosions)

/What percentage of current greeks are related to ancient greeks? if the percentage is close to zero, what claim do current greeks have to ancient greek remains?
//not picking on greeks, they are just the most obvious ones
 
2013-02-08 12:43:29 PM  
Saw a spot on the news this morning about how women could 'fix their boyfriends bad habits', the bad habits including leaving the lid up, wrinkled shirts, etc.

Naturally the spot was produced and reported on by women.

All I could think of is if some guys came out with a spot on how to fix their girlfriends bad habits they would be hung up by their nuts while women everywhere shouted "You guys just need to learn
how to accept us HOW WE ARE!"

I can't wait until my son is old enough to ask me to explain women to him, I plan to tell him "Lets have some MAN time" and I will take him to a Steakhouse...just the two of us.
I will tell him to order a large steak with big steak fries and a cold frosty root beer and will then tell him when dinner arrives I will explain women to him.

Then, when the meal arrives I will say "Son, I haven't a damn clue in the world!  They are a mystery to me but part of the fun is investigating the mystery!  Now eat your steak!"

/I am dead serious, I plan to do this!
 
2013-02-08 12:45:01 PM  

FatherChaos: [ct.fra.bz image 350x467]


Jesus Christ, dude. If she hasn't committed monogamy to any other person, she isn't hurting anyone and it's her own damn business. You will live your entire life alone and die a virgin if you don't get in touch with the roots of that hatred and do something about it.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:02 PM  

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:30 PM  

WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".


It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.
 
2013-02-08 12:51:24 PM  

Loren: namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)

You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it.

ooooo really good point
I need to make a better list.

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.

Not true.  You can get a STD from someone who had an asymptomatic infection from before the relationship

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS is what I get for posting early without a sarcasm warning.
ROFLLLLLL

NOTE TO SELF:
Use BOLD and "quotes" and  /sarcasm in more postings.
 
2013-02-08 12:53:33 PM  

gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess


meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D
 
2013-02-08 01:01:21 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: It was common knowledge among the marine security guards in south america to head to punta del este in uraguay. the guidelines were to not book a hotel room for the entire time but plan to spend a week there. at some point, a south american lady might want your company for a few days. all the women were married and without their husbands.

every msg but one that I knew was successful. the one who wasn't...he was a bit too shy to actually follow thru on any advances.

This was from 97-01 or so.


Same deal when I was stationed at Kaneohe in the early 90's. We would hang out in Waikiki and meet the tourist ladies, offer to how them around Eric so forth and so on. A week later, they go to the airport, we go back to Waikiki.
 
2013-02-08 01:02:33 PM  

reillan: I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...


My mother was a saint!

...not really..
 
2013-02-08 01:04:56 PM  

Bored Horde: WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".

It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.


I will. And you'll keep spreading your hate and bigotry. The circle of life is complete.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:39 PM  

namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D


Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip
 
2013-02-08 01:16:44 PM  

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


Most average looking people can tidy themselves up, dress well, flirt well and get laid if they chose to have sex with people they don't want to have sex with.  The emphasized part is important, anyone can slap meat with someone,they just won't enjoy it.
 
2013-02-08 01:21:06 PM  

gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip


Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?
 
2013-02-08 01:22:14 PM  

WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".

It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.

I will. And you'll keep spreading your hate and bigotry. The circle of life is complete.

 
2013-02-08 01:25:38 PM  
thanks for posting a link that is filted for adult content subby..thats going to be an awkard conversation later this month
 
2013-02-08 01:32:07 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Fantasy:
[www.popscribe.com image 319x462]

Reality:
[www.weightlosssurgerychannel.com image 334x313]


That's the ticket!
 
2013-02-08 01:41:09 PM  
when your dad gives you the "talk"?
 
2013-02-08 01:48:44 PM  

Oafmeel: reillan: I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...

My mother was a saint!

...not really..


It's true, she just didn't remain a saint once the plane landed in Jamaica ;-)
 
2013-02-08 02:06:08 PM  

lc6529: I can't wait until my son is old enough to ask me to explain women to him, I plan to tell him "Lets have some MAN time" and I will take him to a Steakhouse...just the two of us.
I will tell him to order a large steak with big steak fries and a cold frosty root beer and will then tell him when dinner arrives I will explain women to him.

Then, when the meal arrives I will say "Son, I haven't a damn clue in the world! They are a mystery to me but part of the fun is investigating the mystery! Now eat your steak!"

/I am dead serious, I plan to do this!


As one who loves steaks and 'Man time', your idea sounds capitol!

As one who appreciates women, men and their complex logic v. emotion balance; I cannot stress how ridiculous it is to label 50%+ of the population as 'irrationally unexplainable', let alone to a child as his father's view of a normal relationship with a women.

For God sakes, women are people!  And like people there will be good one's, crazy one's, and normal one's.  The main differences between men and women come in our physical evolutionary predisposition, men's eyes are designed for rapid motion to enhance hunting while women's eye's have more color receptors (thus you'll almost never see women with color blindness vs. men), this continues into spacial dexterity (why women have more fender benders in cars than men, but men have more catastrophic accidents) and brute force no doubt, men's bone's gain more muscle, while women naturally will have curvy hips/chest for child birth/nurture.  The biggest difference between men and women thinking approach that I've noticed is their reliance on emotion in reasoning more so than men...

I can go on, but please, lets have a frank discussion and understanding that women are people as are men, with biological predispositions and societal roles.  There will be examples of bad apples from either of em, but for males the bad apples will smell much worse (serial murderers, rapists, muggers, etc.) vs. women (single crime's of passion, manipulators, thieves, etc.).  Bad people are just that, bad, we lock them up in prison, we shame them in public.

Let's not confuse good v. bad for man v. woman.
 
2013-02-08 02:06:24 PM  

DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.


Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.
 
2013-02-08 02:11:02 PM  

GnomePaladin: DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.

Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.


Point and match!
 
2013-02-08 02:16:51 PM  

suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!


This. All submitters and greenlighters for this kind of stuff should be permabanned from fark.
 
2013-02-08 02:31:10 PM  

rushthatspeaks: They need feminism so they can get away with doing the exact same things we do and NOT be called pigs or whores


A dismal yet accurate observation.
 
2013-02-08 02:35:13 PM  
News flash: male prostitutes are prostitutes and are just as willing to screw old ugly gay guys for money as they are old ugly women.  The best theory of AIDS transmission to  the western hemisphere is transmission through male prostitutes in the Caribbean to homosexual male tourists from America. The funniest thing about the whole industry is how afraid the mainstream media is about publicizing it for fear of being labeled sexist.  I'm guessing none of the anti sex tourism laws have ever been applied to women going out of the country and screwing someone too young to be legal.
 
2013-02-08 02:40:10 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Time to rub the bunions?


I'll give you a quarter, Rusty. I'll give Audrey one, too!
 
2013-02-08 02:40:12 PM  
My Mom is on vacation in Hawaii at the moment; I've been joking with her that she's really there trolling for hunky cabana boys.

/Don't think that's actually a thing in Hawaii.
 
2013-02-08 02:47:26 PM  

Rambino: gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip

Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?


Gambitsgirl, if I was single, I would look you up and marry you on sight, no matter what baggage you are carrying. I think you deserve 1,000 happy lives for being with your first husband to the end, and he looks happy as well. But I am not, so as advice I tell you, guys that would look you up don't need you showered or bathed, just stay awesome. Most guys don't need much to be happy, and cheeto flavor woman is really awesome, I've had it.
 
2013-02-08 02:48:31 PM  
Yeah... women just can't get enough... sure.
 
2013-02-08 02:53:03 PM  
jamesgriffithsreel.files.wordpress.com

/Not new.
 
2013-02-08 02:56:34 PM  
I've always been told that when a woman discusses how many lovers she has had, that "vacation sex" doesn't count into the total.  Meh, it's not uncommon for both men and women to let loose on vacation.  Everyone goes home and resumes normal life.
 
2013-02-08 02:57:23 PM  

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


Yeah, your strawman sucks.

Sure, "romance novels" are basically porn for people who are less visually focused.  But that's not so much a double standard as it is a preference for nicer-sounded names.

And as for "you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?" that might make sense if most feminists wanted prostitution outlawed.  But since most feminists don't, you just sound dumb.
 
2013-02-08 02:59:17 PM  
Remember Kiddies, the difference between rape and rapture is just a little salesmanship.
 
2013-02-08 03:19:16 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Men cheat, women have affairs.
Men reject advances, women withhold affections. Men prey on young girls, women educate young boys.


Great.  ANOTHER Fark thread full of defensive men.
 
2013-02-08 03:20:40 PM  
I believe the adage is "sex sells" (does not only apply to men... anyone notice that Brawny guy?)
www.templeadlib.com
 
2013-02-08 03:27:03 PM  

elgrancerdo: Rambino: gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip

Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?

Gambitsgirl, if I was single, I would look you up and marry you on sight, no matter what baggage you are carrying. I think you deserve 1,000 happy lives for being with your first husband to the end, and he looks happy as well. But I am not, so as advice I tell you, guys that would look you up don't need you showered or bathed, just stay awesome. Most guys don't need much to be happy, and cheeto flavor woman is really awesome, I've had it.


Oh dear lord. Dust!!!!! Ack!!!! ^%# eyeliner.

/thank you
 
2013-02-08 03:27:47 PM  
I've been through 101 comments and I've seen no mention of Dexter St. Jock. For shame, Farkers, for shame.
 
2013-02-08 03:29:53 PM  
I`ve just got back from thailand and I can tell you the women out there (western women anyway) are gagging for it. It`s sunny, warm, they have their best skimpy outfits on and the booze is cheap.

Best bit is they look down on americans and just *love* an english accent.

from TFA it seems the difference between men and women doing sex tourism is that when guys do it they have sex with the girl and then try to have sex with a different girl the next night (giving it no further thought on the return home) and when women do it they fall in love, believe the twaddle coming out of the guys mouth and then send him loads of cash later and are surprised when the young educated guy doesn`t actually prefer old fat hags who look like their granny after a bleach bath.
 
2013-02-08 03:31:23 PM  

GnomePaladin: DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.

Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.


Yes, but in a population of 10 people (5 men and 5 women) one women can have sex with 5 different men and you'd still have the men being more open to random sex than women.

Science has shown that men are more likely to accept a one night stand when a woman walks up to him than vice versa.

/Yet bi-sexual women are just as likely to accept from other women as men would

http://www.elainehatfield.com/79.pdf (old research is old)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/08/090811080749.htm (be attractive, don't be unattractive)
 
2013-02-08 03:33:46 PM  
Plenty of rich hungry women to be had on cruise ships, I hear.

. . . . . just sayin'. . . . .
 
2013-02-08 03:36:43 PM  

Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.



I spent a couple months in Bali and speak a little Bahasa Indonesia, and have witnessed the Kuta Cowboy thing first hand.  In Bali alone its considerably more than a handful of women, and cougars are in the minority.  Its mostly younger women who are travelling with a couple friends and want a little vacation romance.  They know the local guys can't afford restaurants and clubs so the girls pay.  The minority part is where the girls maintain contact after the vacation ends  That usually doesn't happen, according to the guys, but they all know somebody whose Australian girlfriend sent for him.

.
 
2013-02-08 03:39:02 PM  
Bored Horde:  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

That guy who married Britney Spears and boinked her for 2 days got $550,000 for his trouble.

Christina Onassis had a boy--toy with a build like a Greek god, whom she paid $2 million a year.

Not too shabby, I'd have done it for $50 grand myself.

\\\ Got no shame
 
2013-02-08 03:42:25 PM  
what happened to his Ned Flanders push broom?!?
 
2013-02-08 04:19:27 PM  
This thread......

i1110.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 04:30:38 PM  

johnny_vegas: This thread......

[i1110.photobucket.com image 640x737]


Guess I could say some sort of strawman argument to turn things on...

Ahem...

Girls have cooties!!!
 
2013-02-08 04:31:48 PM  

DerAppie: Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.


I tend to rather suspect the lesbians are not very likely to have sex with random men, either...
 
2013-02-08 05:56:02 PM  

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


If your partner is monogamous, you certainly wouldn't be catching anything new assuming everything was disclosed at the start.
 
2013-02-08 06:26:59 PM  
Loren:

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)

"You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it."

Wait, what? There are several anti-malaria drugs.
 
2013-02-08 06:29:09 PM  
dericwater:
"When I was doing some work with start-ups here in SF, I met and chatted with two separate women who were working on a mobile app that allows vacationing people (read: women) to randomly match themselves with strangers to hook up for fun activities (claim: sight-seeing, read: chinky-chinky). I think women would love an app like that. Anonymous, controlled by them, safe and discreet. Too bad they don't realize we already have Eros.com."

Or craigslist.

Fun fact, people in sf have the highest number of sexual partners of any city in the us. I think the average is 28 sexual partners.
 
2013-02-08 06:51:34 PM  

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


They are over 30
 
2013-02-08 06:54:48 PM  
kendelrio:
Tanukis_Parachute: It was common knowledge among the marine security guards in south america to head to punta del este in uraguay. the guidelines were to not book a hotel room for the entire time but plan to spend a week there. at some point, a south american lady might want your company for a few days. all the women were married and without their husbands.

every msg but one that I knew was successful. the one who wasn't...he was a bit too shy to actually follow thru on any advances.

This was from 97-01 or so.

"Same deal when I was stationed at Kaneohe in the early 90's. We would hang out in Waikiki and meet the tourist ladies, offer to how them around Eric so forth and so on. A week later, they go to the airport, we go back to Waikiki."

If you're a female who's gonna ho around, might as well be with some military dudes. They have endurance in bed.

/army dr told me once to not sleep with any soldiers or local germans. Said they were rife with stds.
 
2013-02-08 07:07:00 PM  

NostroZ: I believe the adage is "sex sells" (does not only apply to men... anyone notice that Brawny guy?)
[www.templeadlib.com image 350x328]


imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-02-08 07:07:38 PM  
 
2013-02-08 07:18:41 PM  
Bored Horde:
"
Most average looking people can tidy themselves up, dress well, flirt well and get laid if they chose to have sex with people they don't want to have sex with.  The emphasized part is important, anyone can slap meat with someone,they just won't enjoy it."

I think part of the reason they call it a "romance tourism" is that there's some level of fantasy about it. Women have always had a thing for the tall, dark, mysterious stranger. shiat, read malcolm x's autobio. He was hooking white ladies up with mandingos decades ago. White women like black cock. Dunno why anyone would wanna go to africa for it. Aids bein so common there and all.

Anyone remember the article bout a month ago here on fark about european chix that go to gambia for these men? The women were older and fat and ugly. Much like most of the men who go to thailand for wives I assume. Or they have anger issues, like my cousin, who got himself a nice tiny submissive wife in russia...

I sent tfa to my sis, she said "no wonder that guy grabbed my hand and put it on his dick in jamaica!" She was there with her bf, ha.
 
2013-02-08 07:25:01 PM  
MylesHeartVodak:
"I've always been told that when a woman discusses how many lovers she has had, that "vacation sex" doesn't count into the total.  Meh, it's not uncommon for both men and women to let loose on vacation.  Everyone goes home and resumes normal life."

"It's not cheating if it's in a different zip code"
 
2013-02-08 07:30:13 PM  
ciberido:
"you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?" that might make sense if most feminists wanted prostitution outlawed.  But since most feminists don't, you just sound dumb."

In my experience, the people who are most adamantly against legal prostitution are evangelical xtians.

But what would fark be if many of the men weren't complaining about women and their perceived advantages?
 
2013-02-08 07:36:32 PM  
"When my client told me the story she admitted that at the time she really believed him, but now felt so stupid. After transferring AUD $5,000, she never heard from him again."

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-08 08:00:58 PM  
namatad
o'really: Wait, what? There are several anti-malaria drugs.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2 013/01/02/15903518-drug-resistan t- malaria-in-thailand-threatens-deadly-g lobal-nightmare?lite

And your point is that I shouldn't do my sex touristing in thailand? That's cool, I like dominican men better anyway.
 
2013-02-08 08:04:14 PM  

Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.


Oh, go eat shiat.
 
2013-02-08 08:15:30 PM  

tricycleracer: Fish in a Barrel: Great, I just followed a link to the domain "latins-ex-gazette.com" at work.

It's a publication for Latin American expatriates.  Nothing racy here, Mr. IT Guy.



Yep. The Ex-Latins know all about the Deadly Cunnilingus in Brazil
 
2013-02-08 08:22:23 PM  
Being a guy who has always treated women as equals, and who is in a stable, long term, sexual relationship, and never had too much trouble getting sex before that, I have to say....some feminist men are the most pathetic farking losers I've ever heard whine.  I know women with bigger sacks than you biatches.

All a guy has to do is point out a blatant and farking obvious double standard that advantages women, or a social privilege that favors women (and there are many), and out come the Rush Limbaugh comparisons and accusations of rapiness and pedo, and other such idiot dogshiat.
 
2013-02-08 09:10:02 PM  

Bored Horde: WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".

It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.


Hmmmm.....dedicated troll, or deidicated feminist....it's hard to tell sometimes, as they're both so full of shiat, lies, slander, and fake outrage.

At least you're only claiming 15% will be raped, which if you include "regret sex" as rape, is not too bad a stat, except that it includes "regret sex".  Gave up on the standard "two thirds" or "one quarter" shiat, eh? Well, you're still spreading lies and paranoia and hatred of men.

60% of women, out of self-selecting surveys(only victims are likely to respond), will claim to have "felt harassed" at some point, though many would not actually call it sexual harassment, and most will not include an incident that an outside observer (except feminists pushing their re-definitions) would label harassment.  Basically, it now means "a man said something that made me feel slightly uncomfortable".  You don't even need a sexual motif or repeated occurrences to call it harassment anymore.

And ahhhh yes, the 95% of rapists go free number.  You get this number by combining differently-constructed studies, and by assuming that all accusations are true and are rape, unless definitively proved otherwise by both physical evidence and full recanting.  You must take the biggest numbers from self-selecting polls(only self-identified victims are likely to respond), and then re-define many of the instances of confusion or possible assault as "rape" even if the "victim" said it wasn't rape, then ignore all of the known causes of false accusations (divorce court is a biggie, bogus recovered memory therapy, attention seeking behavior, revenge, to reduce one's own consequences of behavior), then ignore all of the mis-identifications in random stranger assaults(least likely form of rape, but often hard to find the guy until much later).  You have now created much more rape on paper than is ever actually reported to anyone, refuse to admit any possible false accusations unless fully proven (never required for calling it "rape", quite the opposite), and compare the numbers from widely differing questions and methodologies.

FEMINIST MATH!  It's like regular math, but the numbers say whatever you want them to.  LOOK OUT THERE'S A FREED RAPIST BEHIND YOU!

I won't mention the real surveys done on rates of false rape accusation, since you already did.  Google is your friend, not a rape-engine!  I will however mention that all large surveys that ask the same relevant questions of men and women, find that men experience "coerced sex" at roughly the same rates as women.
You know, "bugging" somebody until they give it up, or threatening them with social or relationship punishment.  If a man does this, IT IS RAPE, ALWAYS.  Even if it was just like "pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese, I'll have to break up with you if we don't do it".  For a man, that's rape.  For a woman, you can threaten to tell everyone he's gay, or hit him, or kick him out of the house, or wait until he's passed out and shove a q-tip down his dick hole so you can ride him, and that's maybe sexual assault.  Maybe.

Violent stranger rape is the only category where men are a large majority of the perps.  And it is BY FAR the least common type of rape.  Unfortunately, most violent rapists will have more than one victim before being caught, thus there are many less violent rapists than cases of violent rape.  For good measure, did you know that somewhere around 65% of violent rapists of this type, were violently abused or sexually abused by their mothers or stepmothers when they were kids?  Of course, it's no excuse at all for continuing the cycle, but just like with most violence and sexual abuse, it is learned young, and often taught by the opposite sex, and rarely "just happens because men are violent".   Funny, these are the same reasons why we don't punish most women too harshly for violent crimes.  Funny that, in such a supposedly male-dominated, woman-hating society.

And now my magical chant:   FEMINIST MATH, FEMINIST MATH, GET THEE BEHIND ME, FEMINIST MATH, AND FALL INTO THE ASSHOLE LYING ACTIVIST GHETTO WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!
 
2013-02-08 09:16:42 PM  

o'really: ciberido:
"you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?" that might make sense if most feminists wanted prostitution outlawed.  But since most feminists don't, you just sound dumb."

In my experience, the people who are most adamantly against legal prostitution are evangelical xtians.

But what would fark be if many of the men weren't complaining about women and their perceived advantages?


It would be nothing without dishonest condescending shiats like you, cupcake.

Sex-positive vs sex-negative feminists, look it up....the sex-positives are almost as bad as christians for the most part, they just cannot accept that women have agency.  Real agancy, like men apparently have in spades.  The sex-negs think all sex is rape, except when two innocent feminine flowers touch and share their womynly magic.
 
2013-02-08 09:19:50 PM  

gambitsgirl: but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-02-08 11:31:25 PM  

ManRay: Judging from the top romance travel destinations, once they go there, they will never go back.


That's a bingo!
 
2013-02-08 11:53:50 PM  
Canned Tamales: ...when two innocent feminine flowers touch and share their womynly magic.

Go on...
 
2013-02-08 11:54:18 PM  

dready zim: I`ve just got back from thailand and I can tell you the women out there (western women anyway) are gagging for it. It`s sunny, warm, they have their best skimpy outfits on and the booze is cheap.

Best bit is they look down on americans and just *love* an english accent.

from TFA it seems the difference between men and women doing sex tourism is that when guys do it they have sex with the girl and then try to have sex with a different girl the next night (giving it no further thought on the return home) and when women do it they fall in love, believe the twaddle coming out of the guys mouth and then send him loads of cash later and are surprised when the young educated guy doesn`t actually prefer old fat hags who look like their granny after a bleach bath.




Pip pip, cheerio then aye? Bollocks to the bloody yanks! Tossers. What's that? Oh, Dale Earnhardt? Ohhh, my t-shirt. Well, you know what a dale is, right? A little valley? Well, Dale Earnhardt is a little valley in Bavaria mit a little schtream what flows into the Danube. Nooooo. I'm not American. Wanna go get a pizza and fark? Whassamatta, don't like pizza?
 
2013-02-09 05:19:48 AM  

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


i can just imagine a poor homeless guy on the street with a big cut and scrape on his knee.  blood pouring out.  and holding it in place with a leaf.  and popping oxycontin painkillers saying "these are all i got". i don't got a doctor!
 
2013-02-09 10:59:55 AM  

hitlersbrain: Yeah... women just can't get enough... sure.


This. I travel weekly on business and get hit on pretty routinely. Met some nice folks along the way. I do think it is easier for women to get random sex. As an above poster mentioned, women are equally as frisky as guys.  It's just rephrased nicely..."romance."
 
2013-02-09 06:01:14 PM  
raped.. exactly
 
2013-02-09 11:19:55 PM  
Canned Tamales:
o'really: ciberido:
"you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?" that might make sense if most feminists wanted prostitution outlawed.  But since most feminists don't, you just sound dumb."

In my experience, the people who are most adamantly against legal prostitution are evangelical xtians.

But what would fark be if many of the men weren't complaining about women and their perceived advantages?

"It would be nothing without dishonest condescending shiats like you, cupcake.

Sex-positive vs sex-negative feminists, look it up....the sex-positives are almost as bad as christians for the most part, they just cannot accept that women have agency."

Cupcake? That's funny, the only one I see condescending here is you. Not sure why you think I'm dishonest. I think you just want someone to lash out at. You have some serious anger about this issue.

And yes, living in close proximity to sf, I am quite familar with sex-positivity. I know a lot of feminists and sex positive types, and their feelings towards prostitution run the gamut, but many believe if it's a career entered into by choice, that prostitution is acceptable, and should be legal and regulated to keep the hookers safe.

Never met a feminist that doesn't believe "women have agency". But you don't seem the type to be willing to listen to others' rational arguments. You appear to have made up your mind and chosen who is your enemy, which is fine. No worries, I don't take anything on fark too seriously.
 
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