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2013-02-08 11:52:31 AM
Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.
 
2013-02-08 11:56:08 AM
It was common knowledge among the marine security guards in south america to head to punta del este in uraguay. the guidelines were to not book a hotel room for the entire time but plan to spend a week there. at some point, a south american lady might want your company for a few days. all the women were married and without their husbands.

every msg but one that I knew was successful. the one who wasn't...he was a bit too shy to actually follow thru on any advances.

This was from 97-01 or so.
 
2013-02-08 11:56:50 AM

suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!


Huh. You too, eh? Go figure ..
 
2013-02-08 11:59:09 AM
Fantasy:
www.popscribe.com

Reality:
www.weightlosssurgerychannel.com
 
2013-02-08 12:05:05 PM

Quinzy: It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.

FTFY

Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease
You would have to assume that they are traveling for a couple of reasons:
1) getting away from a partner
2) want to step out and not have it get about. hang out in bars near home or work and you might run into people you know. hang out in bars in bali and there is less of a chance.
3) hell it is a VACATION on top of everything else

/FFS - I keep putting off my next vacation until I am dating again so that I can vacation and get laid. I really need to rethink my cunning plan.
//anyone interested in an all expenses paid trip to paris??
///lawl
 
2013-02-08 12:05:50 PM
I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...
 
2013-02-08 12:07:15 PM

Theaetetus: Mawson of the Antarctic: That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.

According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


I think he was confusing Japan with China.

It is estimated that, by 2020, there will be 24 million more men than women at marriage age in China.
 
2013-02-08 12:12:41 PM

Theaetetus: According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.


Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are all interchangeable.  Their cultures only differ through jingoistic nitpicking,
 
2013-02-08 12:13:11 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-02-08 12:13:55 PM

Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".
 
2013-02-08 12:16:18 PM
I blame Sex and the City/Eat Pray Love
 
2013-02-08 12:16:50 PM

FatherChaos: [ct.fra.bz image 350x467]


gotta disagree with this one.
 
2013-02-08 12:23:03 PM

Krieghund: Theaetetus: Mawson of the Antarctic: That's gotta be a kick in the pants to all those Japanese guys who outnumber women a zillion to one. That's like having a highschool where there's only one girl and instead of going out with any of the guys there, sees a Junior in college 2 hours away.

According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.

I think he was confusing Japan with China.

It is estimated that, by 2020, there will be 24 million more men than women at marriage age in China.


japan
Sex ratio(2010 est.)

at birth: 1.056 male(s)/femaleunder 15 years: 1.06 male(s)/female15-64 years: 1.02 male(s)/female65 years and over: 0.74 male(s)/femaletotal population: 0.95 male(s)/female
 
2013-02-08 12:28:34 PM

poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".


Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.
 
2013-02-08 12:28:37 PM

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it.

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.


Not true.  You can get a STD from someone who had an asymptomatic infection from before the relationship.

chrylis: I'll call shenanigans. Even if you're your partner's lifetime only, there are always congenital and IV transmission.


And in areas with inferior medical systems there are infections by gynecologists.
 
2013-02-08 12:33:26 PM
When I was doing some work with start-ups here in SF, I met and chatted with two separate women who were working on a mobile app that allows vacationing people (read: women) to randomly match themselves with strangers to hook up for fun activities (claim: sight-seeing, read: chinky-chinky). I think women would love an app like that. Anonymous, controlled by them, safe and discreet. Too bad they don't realize we already have Eros.com.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:14 PM

ManRay: Judging from the top romance travel destinations, once they go there, they will never go back.


Or maybe never leave, or be found.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:43 PM

StrikitRich: suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!

Same here


Yeah, who'd of thunk that?  (Damn it - I clicked on that link before even looking at the address.  Got the big NO! webpage from our proxy.)
 
2013-02-08 12:43:22 PM

DrunkenBob: Theaetetus: According to Wiki, Japan has a 1.02:1 gender ratio among 15-64 year olds.

Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are all interchangeable.  Their cultures only differ through jingoistic nitpicking,


ROFL
1) genetic studies have shown that japanese are a subset of korean, which makes a lot of sense given that the japanese got there over a land bridge from korea and the waves of attacks between japan and korea over the last 12000 years
2) han and korean are further apart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExHMPnT9_wk
3 min overview

it is FUNNY watching the never ending "we are not them", "they came from us", "we did everything!!"
as we discover more things while digging with genetics and actual digging, the new knowledge conflicts with established history.
with humorous results
(tell someone from southern japan that they look korean and watch the explosions)

/What percentage of current greeks are related to ancient greeks? if the percentage is close to zero, what claim do current greeks have to ancient greek remains?
//not picking on greeks, they are just the most obvious ones
 
2013-02-08 12:43:29 PM
Saw a spot on the news this morning about how women could 'fix their boyfriends bad habits', the bad habits including leaving the lid up, wrinkled shirts, etc.

Naturally the spot was produced and reported on by women.

All I could think of is if some guys came out with a spot on how to fix their girlfriends bad habits they would be hung up by their nuts while women everywhere shouted "You guys just need to learn
how to accept us HOW WE ARE!"

I can't wait until my son is old enough to ask me to explain women to him, I plan to tell him "Lets have some MAN time" and I will take him to a Steakhouse...just the two of us.
I will tell him to order a large steak with big steak fries and a cold frosty root beer and will then tell him when dinner arrives I will explain women to him.

Then, when the meal arrives I will say "Son, I haven't a damn clue in the world!  They are a mystery to me but part of the fun is investigating the mystery!  Now eat your steak!"

/I am dead serious, I plan to do this!
 
2013-02-08 12:45:01 PM

FatherChaos: [ct.fra.bz image 350x467]


Jesus Christ, dude. If she hasn't committed monogamy to any other person, she isn't hurting anyone and it's her own damn business. You will live your entire life alone and die a virgin if you don't get in touch with the roots of that hatred and do something about it.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:02 PM

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:30 PM

WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".


It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.
 
2013-02-08 12:51:24 PM

Loren: namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)

You missed a very important category here:  antiparasite drugs.  There are parts of the world with really deadly malaria and only *ONE* drug that's effective against it.

ooooo really good point
I need to make a better list.

namatad: rev. dave: Nice way to get a rare strain of a STD.

HEH
it is true that no one has ever gotten an STD from their monogamous partner.

Not true.  You can get a STD from someone who had an asymptomatic infection from before the relationship

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS is what I get for posting early without a sarcasm warning.
ROFLLLLLL

NOTE TO SELF:
Use BOLD and "quotes" and  /sarcasm in more postings.
 
2013-02-08 12:53:33 PM

gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess


meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D
 
2013-02-08 01:01:21 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: It was common knowledge among the marine security guards in south america to head to punta del este in uraguay. the guidelines were to not book a hotel room for the entire time but plan to spend a week there. at some point, a south american lady might want your company for a few days. all the women were married and without their husbands.

every msg but one that I knew was successful. the one who wasn't...he was a bit too shy to actually follow thru on any advances.

This was from 97-01 or so.


Same deal when I was stationed at Kaneohe in the early 90's. We would hang out in Waikiki and meet the tourist ladies, offer to how them around Eric so forth and so on. A week later, they go to the airport, we go back to Waikiki.
 
2013-02-08 01:02:33 PM

reillan: I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...


My mother was a saint!

...not really..
 
2013-02-08 01:04:56 PM

Bored Horde: WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".

It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.


I will. And you'll keep spreading your hate and bigotry. The circle of life is complete.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:39 PM

namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D


Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip
 
2013-02-08 01:16:44 PM

Quinzy: Also, I bet most of those 12 year olds don't realize that they will mostly be sleeping with male clients.  Male prostitutes sleep with men for the vast, vast majority of their clients.  Male prostitutes that sleep with attractive wealthy women are unicorns - they get written about a lot, but you'll never find one in the real world.  Women of status simply have too much to lose.

It has less to do with status than it does our culture.  If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy.  Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.


Most average looking people can tidy themselves up, dress well, flirt well and get laid if they chose to have sex with people they don't want to have sex with.  The emphasized part is important, anyone can slap meat with someone,they just won't enjoy it.
 
2013-02-08 01:21:06 PM

gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip


Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?
 
2013-02-08 01:22:14 PM

WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: WhippingBoy: Bored Horde: Elegy: B-b-b-but patriarchy!

Yes we found a handful of women in the entire world who go travelling abroad to find hook-ups.  The patriarchy is over, women are now equal to men in every way, and Rush Limbaugh is automatically grand vizier for life of the USA and the world.

Yet when a handful of men do something similar, it's undeniable, overwhelming evidence of the oppressive hegemonic patriarchy and "rape culture".

It's not a few bad apples when,
60% of women are sexually harassed at work,
15% of women will be raped in their lifetime,
95% of rapists will walk free

The standard playbook is for you to now complain about false rape accusations, male rape, male disposability or how one dude you know once got sexually harassed at a bar or something.  You will believe that feminism is a hateful philosophy designed to make men inferior to women, that feminists are really fem-nazis and that we won't be happy until your precious sperm is jacked and we have your child support money or something.

Either way, either you'll go out and read some actual literature on the matter and get some perspective, or far more likely, you'll continue shiatposting and shiatlording over your shiatty society that gives you an edge over the women around you.  Your mother, your sisters, your daughters, your friends.

I will. And you'll keep spreading your hate and bigotry. The circle of life is complete.

 
2013-02-08 01:25:38 PM
thanks for posting a link that is filted for adult content subby..thats going to be an awkard conversation later this month
 
2013-02-08 01:32:07 PM

Macular Degenerate: Fantasy:
[www.popscribe.com image 319x462]

Reality:
[www.weightlosssurgerychannel.com image 334x313]


That's the ticket!
 
2013-02-08 01:41:09 PM
when your dad gives you the "talk"?
 
2013-02-08 01:48:44 PM

Oafmeel: reillan: I know a woman who takes vacations alone just so she can have random "romance" with guys she meets at hotel bars...

My mother was a saint!

...not really..


It's true, she just didn't remain a saint once the plane landed in Jamaica ;-)
 
2013-02-08 02:06:08 PM

lc6529: I can't wait until my son is old enough to ask me to explain women to him, I plan to tell him "Lets have some MAN time" and I will take him to a Steakhouse...just the two of us.
I will tell him to order a large steak with big steak fries and a cold frosty root beer and will then tell him when dinner arrives I will explain women to him.

Then, when the meal arrives I will say "Son, I haven't a damn clue in the world! They are a mystery to me but part of the fun is investigating the mystery! Now eat your steak!"

/I am dead serious, I plan to do this!


As one who loves steaks and 'Man time', your idea sounds capitol!

As one who appreciates women, men and their complex logic v. emotion balance; I cannot stress how ridiculous it is to label 50%+ of the population as 'irrationally unexplainable', let alone to a child as his father's view of a normal relationship with a women.

For God sakes, women are people!  And like people there will be good one's, crazy one's, and normal one's.  The main differences between men and women come in our physical evolutionary predisposition, men's eyes are designed for rapid motion to enhance hunting while women's eye's have more color receptors (thus you'll almost never see women with color blindness vs. men), this continues into spacial dexterity (why women have more fender benders in cars than men, but men have more catastrophic accidents) and brute force no doubt, men's bone's gain more muscle, while women naturally will have curvy hips/chest for child birth/nurture.  The biggest difference between men and women thinking approach that I've noticed is their reliance on emotion in reasoning more so than men...

I can go on, but please, lets have a frank discussion and understanding that women are people as are men, with biological predispositions and societal roles.  There will be examples of bad apples from either of em, but for males the bad apples will smell much worse (serial murderers, rapists, muggers, etc.) vs. women (single crime's of passion, manipulators, thieves, etc.).  Bad people are just that, bad, we lock them up in prison, we shame them in public.

Let's not confuse good v. bad for man v. woman.
 
2013-02-08 02:06:24 PM

DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.


Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.
 
2013-02-08 02:11:02 PM

GnomePaladin: DerAppie: poot_rootbeer: Quinzy: If a woman wants sex all she needs to do is dress nice and flirt with some guy. Most women can have sex if they want to, so why would they pay lots of money to fly somewhere to sleep with someone who might have a disease.

You forgot to complain about being "friendzoned" because you're "too nice".

Come on, it is a well known fact that straight women are far less likely to have sex with a random man than the other way around.

Just because this is fark does not mean that everything said about women isn't true.

Unless I'm mistaken, every time a man has sex with a random woman, a woman also has sex with a random man.


Point and match!
 
2013-02-08 02:16:51 PM

suare99: shockingly, the "latinsexgazette.com" was blocked at my workplace?  WTF!


This. All submitters and greenlighters for this kind of stuff should be permabanned from fark.
 
2013-02-08 02:31:10 PM

rushthatspeaks: They need feminism so they can get away with doing the exact same things we do and NOT be called pigs or whores


A dismal yet accurate observation.
 
2013-02-08 02:35:13 PM
News flash: male prostitutes are prostitutes and are just as willing to screw old ugly gay guys for money as they are old ugly women.  The best theory of AIDS transmission to  the western hemisphere is transmission through male prostitutes in the Caribbean to homosexual male tourists from America. The funniest thing about the whole industry is how afraid the mainstream media is about publicizing it for fear of being labeled sexist.  I'm guessing none of the anti sex tourism laws have ever been applied to women going out of the country and screwing someone too young to be legal.
 
2013-02-08 02:40:10 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Time to rub the bunions?


I'll give you a quarter, Rusty. I'll give Audrey one, too!
 
2013-02-08 02:40:12 PM
My Mom is on vacation in Hawaii at the moment; I've been joking with her that she's really there trolling for hunky cabana boys.

/Don't think that's actually a thing in Hawaii.
 
2013-02-08 02:47:26 PM

Rambino: gambitsgirl: namatad: gambitsgirl: I was going to book a trip but you're right. All I need is to bathe I guess

meh
you are more than hot enough, bathing would be optional
:D

Thank you but I'm "a cool dude with tits" as the guys here call me. So bathing would be needed to hose off the buffalo sauce and peanut shells not to mention the cheeto dust. THEN root through a pile of target panties to see if I have ANY bras and panties that match. Finally finding just the right sweats and wife beater to accent my burps.

See?
/books trip

Hose off the BBQ sauce and cheetos dust, and waste all that yummy goodness?  Are you crazy, woman?


Gambitsgirl, if I was single, I would look you up and marry you on sight, no matter what baggage you are carrying. I think you deserve 1,000 happy lives for being with your first husband to the end, and he looks happy as well. But I am not, so as advice I tell you, guys that would look you up don't need you showered or bathed, just stay awesome. Most guys don't need much to be happy, and cheeto flavor woman is really awesome, I've had it.
 
2013-02-08 02:48:31 PM
Yeah... women just can't get enough... sure.
 
2013-02-08 02:53:03 PM
jamesgriffithsreel.files.wordpress.com

/Not new.
 
2013-02-08 02:56:34 PM
I've always been told that when a woman discusses how many lovers she has had, that "vacation sex" doesn't count into the total.  Meh, it's not uncommon for both men and women to let loose on vacation.  Everyone goes home and resumes normal life.
 
2013-02-08 02:57:23 PM

namatad: welcome to the double standard

/legalize all drugs for OTC - (fine, exclude antivirals and antibiotics)
/legalize gambling
/legalize prostitution - (oh wait, you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?)


Yeah, your strawman sucks.

Sure, "romance novels" are basically porn for people who are less visually focused.  But that's not so much a double standard as it is a preference for nicer-sounded names.

And as for "you think women should have the right to choose, but just not what job?" that might make sense if most feminists wanted prostitution outlawed.  But since most feminists don't, you just sound dumb.
 
2013-02-08 02:59:17 PM
Remember Kiddies, the difference between rape and rapture is just a little salesmanship.
 
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