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(France 24)   Say goodbye to the dragon, and get ready for the year of the snake. And it could be a venomous one that brings disaster. Please prepare to panic   (france24.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-08 06:14:51 AM  
"Asian Astrologers warn... " and that's how far I got before closing the link.
 
2013-02-08 08:14:42 AM  
www.freewebs.com
 
2013-02-08 11:28:15 AM  
Rex Grossman is out and Jake Plummer is back???
 
2013-02-08 11:31:51 AM  
Badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, A SNAKE
 
2013-02-08 11:35:43 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-08 11:44:29 AM  
www.zuguide.com

It ain't too boocoo
 
2013-02-08 11:47:28 AM  
Get these motherfarking snakes out of my motherfarking year!
 
2013-02-08 11:49:31 AM  
static.seekingalpha.com
 
2013-02-08 12:06:34 PM  

Dick Gozinya: Rex Grossman is out and Jake Plummer is back???


Nah, Plummer is too busy stealing siding off the barn he sold in Emmett, ID
 
2013-02-08 12:15:41 PM  
Yes, let's all take ASTROLOGY seriously... because it's a scientific fact.
 
2013-02-08 12:16:12 PM  
Well that's just great. I still haven't finished picking up the pieces after the world ended back in December.
 
2013-02-08 12:17:15 PM  
Say goodbye to the dragon, and get ready for the year of the snake. And it could be a venomous poisonous one that brings disaster. Please prepare to panic

c'mon subby, get it right
 
2013-02-08 12:28:01 PM  

Bontesla: "Asian Astrologers warn... " and that's how far I got before closing the link.


But you didn't get to the part about Hong Kong's celebrity feng shui master Mak Ling-ling making financial market predictions.  That is some important shiat.
 
2013-02-08 12:28:31 PM  

netgamer7k: Yes, let's all take ASTROLOGY seriously... because it's a scientific fact.


I don't know...it's Chinese ASTROLOGY. But nope I don't take it seriously i just enjoy the party my friend throws every year (she's from China) and eat the best damn Chinese food ever!
 
2013-02-08 12:29:35 PM  
calitreview.com
Goodbye.
 
2013-02-08 12:32:09 PM  
Since I was born in a year of the snake does this mean this year won't suck balls like last year?
 
2013-02-08 01:35:01 PM  
resources1.news.com.au

/is tired of motherfarking animals being motherfarking years
 
2013-02-08 02:02:25 PM  
Goodbye
beardownuk.com
Hello
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-08 02:38:01 PM  
static.tvguide.com
Farewell, you strangely sexay beast!
 
2013-02-08 02:39:01 PM  
I forget what serpents mean in the Chinese zodiac, but in some place in the west consider them symbols of metaphysiological wisdom.  Forbidden metaphysiological wisdom, but metaphysiological wisdom none the less.  I'm surprised the crystal gazers haven't hopped on yet to tout yet another year where mankind will all of a sudden become enlightened as if the whole world is ready all at once for such a thing.  A good chunk of us would have to suffer a whole lot more to be deserving of such a thing and even in that event it will just be a handful of people guiding lost survivors clueless about how to even function in a world where all the food gathering and shelter building was done for them.  And then what good will your quartz do you?

/I do bet they'll try to get Ophiuchus recognized as a zodiac symbol again this year.
 
2013-02-08 03:25:57 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

"Snake ain't no year I have ever heard of ... they have Christmas in Snake?"
 
2013-02-08 03:33:38 PM  

fifthhorseman: Since I was born in a year of the snake does this mean this year won't suck balls like last year?


I was born in a snake year, too. Just got a call today that I landed a workstudy job after two years of trying for one, and received a sweet Pell Grant check yesterday. I'd say things are looking up so far. Wishing you some nice luck!

/I plan my life around information I find on Chinese restaurant menus.
//The last couple years have been rough, yeah.
 
2013-02-08 03:35:28 PM  

alice_600: netgamer7k: Yes, let's all take ASTROLOGY seriously... because it's a scientific fact.

I don't know...it's Chinese ASTROLOGY. But nope I don't take it seriously i just enjoy the party my friend throws every year (she's from China) and eat the best damn Chinese food ever!


How could you not take Astrology seriously?  Did you know that everyone born on the same hour as each other all meet their soul mates on the same day?  It totally makes sense.

Anyways, I am suspending my disbelief just for this year because YEAR OF THE SNAKE biatches!
 
2013-02-08 03:40:35 PM  
I fought a dragon once. Damn wingslap brought me to -8, but luckily the cleric was close enough to heal me the next round.
 
2013-02-08 04:04:10 PM  

fifthhorseman: Since I was born in a year of the snake does this mean this year won't suck balls like last year?


No, it will.


jk, Big up your year.
 
2013-02-08 05:05:31 PM  

WordyGrrl: fifthhorseman: Since I was born in a year of the snake does this mean this year won't suck balls like last year?

I was born in a snake year, too. Just got a call today that I landed a workstudy job after two years of trying for one, and received a sweet Pell Grant check yesterday. I'd say things are looking up so far. Wishing you some nice luck!

/I plan my life around information I find on Chinese restaurant menus.
//The last couple years have been rough, yeah.


I am also YotS, and I just promoted into management 2wks ago.

/SSSsssnakke
 
2013-02-08 05:30:45 PM  
Phony_Soldier:  I am also YotS, and I just promoted into management 2wks ago.

/SSSsssnakke


High five! Hope it's a good experience for ya!
 
2013-02-09 02:43:50 AM  
巳年, biatches!

//snake
 
2013-02-09 02:49:46 AM  

WordyGrrl: fifthhorseman: Since I was born in a year of the snake does this mean this year won't suck balls like last year?

I was born in a snake year, too. Just got a call today that I landed a workstudy job after two years of trying for one, and received a sweet Pell Grant check yesterday. I'd say things are looking up so far. Wishing you some nice luck!

/I plan my life around information I find on Chinese restaurant menus.
//The last couple years have been rough, yeah.


Congrats. Hopefully my serpenty luck with kick in soon.

I keep having trouble remembering all of the stems, in order. Let's try:

子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥

Woot! Now, I shall forget them again.
 
2013-02-09 02:51:36 AM  
Also, how has no one yet posted something from Metal Gear?

SNAAAAKE!
 
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