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(NJ.com)   Man steals his girlfriend's heart while his buddies steal her TV   (nj.com) divider line 10
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2013-02-08 09:39:44 AM
That wasn't very persnickety of them.
 
db2
2013-02-08 09:42:11 AM
Life imitates Welcome Back Kotter.
 
2013-02-08 09:48:44 AM
Good that they're trying to apprehend the car of the unknown suspect.  Article was a headache to read.
 
2013-02-08 10:01:32 AM
I was kind of hoping for an actual organ theft.

Does that make me a bad preson?
 
2013-02-08 10:12:23 AM
"Talk about a bad boyfriend... he tried getting in through the back door."
 
Ant
2013-02-08 10:24:48 AM
This being Fark and all, I was thinking literally when subby said "steals his girlfriend's heart"
 
2013-02-08 10:45:13 AM

saomai: Good that they're trying to apprehend the car of the unknown suspect.  Article was a headache to read.

 
2013-02-08 10:51:54 AM

Ant: This being Fark and all, I was thinking literally when subby said "steals his girlfriend's heart"


Ditto... nothing surprises me much anymore....except when the expected terrible thing didn't happen.
 
2013-02-08 11:59:21 AM
went to her place,
got in her blouse
while the roadies
demolished her house
watched her cable, stole her tv
she did my band
just the way she did me
summer hoes open their does
then get grounded
for the rest of their life
 
Ant
2013-02-08 02:59:28 PM
I teleported home one nightWith Ron and Sid and Meg.Ron stole Meggie's heart awayAnd I got Sidney's leg.
 
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